Dan and Dan, Thanks for your Englishness and your great vids! Keep up the good work!! By the way, I also went to a LOT of pubs, but none were in Cornwall.
I brought the swine flu to England in May 2009. I left my germs on every train bus and taxi, which I am sure got spread all over the UK. I got my friends quarantined and I am not welcome back there again. Can't say that I blame them. I miss your green and pleasant land though. The next best thing to being there? Your videos!! :-)
Im from Cornwall and I had swine flu. 2 weeks in bed, was soooooooooooo ill. Couldnt even face a Philp's pasty. Rang the swine flu help line, first question "are you unconscious"!!!!!
People just don't understand why swine flu was a big deal, and how the media fucked it up. the media would simultaneously exaggerate things and then criticize itself for doing it.
watch thunderf00t's videos on the subject. Swine Flu was like a lucky interation in a game of 'russian roulette'. We didn't shoot ourselves in the head. Doesn't mean the game isn't suicidally dangerous.
if it werent for your acent i would not have watched this your videos are still dope you guys are like hot sauce on canned tuna come check out my channel
So glad to see you updating again... But I do wish that Dan could be a little nicer to Dan. What did Dan ever do to Dan to deserve such treatment? Well, I suppose we also have to blame Dan for letting Dan walk all over him. What a pair... Dan and Dan were made for each other.
My cousins went on holiday and the high fever kicked in on the drive down. Swine flu from the start. Then they got banned from my other cousin's wedding the following weekend because they were still contagious lol.
Soz 2 bother all but cud sum1 plz hav a look at 1 of my vids?(i'm wearing a cap on all). Type in veral1979. i'm not trying 2 do/be anything. I'm jst telling stories about my real l ife encounters/ experiences (i'm not acting, i'm jst being me). Many thanks 2 those of u that take a peek & soz 2 those that dislike:-)
The BBC relationship didn't work out. They wouldn't accept that Dan needs a salary too, they kept accusing me of demanding double the fee. No idea why.
Ah, fantastic. Have fun on your trip, where'er it might take thee. I mean "wherever", actually. "Wherever". Has exactly the same number of characters as "where'er", turns out. I also mean "you" instead of "thee".
good use of the program today, but dont like to be reminded of swine flu really, i tend to ignore that tons of people have it and try to live me life etc lol
but anyways im sure others will moan that i said something like this
I was just on holiday IN England Dan. Loved it and will be back to stay on a working holiday for 2 years this time in 2010 :) Hope Your trip is amazing :)
i'm struggling to come up with how you do this. i had an idea of you using 2 takes and having brilliant timing, but i'm not sure how u did the blinds.
No less bullshit than the nonsense and lies the Government fed us about this manufactured scare story.
canedintotnes 1 year ago
I love the innacurate depection of deaths lol
MadisonISaGodess 1 year ago
this is so funny!
SarahRosalind 1 year ago
Lol, when i was watching this there was an advert for a swine flu cure on the right
Theevilonemwhaha 1 year ago
hahah trying so hard not to laugh as you take a swig of that beer
johnnydady86 1 year ago
I feel sorry for dan!!! He could have swine flu!!!
fredmisterX 1 year ago
PEOPLE WHO READ THE MAIL,SHOULD BE STERILIZED.
MRBLACKHOLESUNN 1 year ago
Dan and Dan, Thanks for your Englishness and your great vids! Keep up the good work!! By the way, I also went to a LOT of pubs, but none were in Cornwall.
Your friend from across the pond
maconriverfarm 1 year ago
I brought the swine flu to England in May 2009. I left my germs on every train bus and taxi, which I am sure got spread all over the UK. I got my friends quarantined and I am not welcome back there again. Can't say that I blame them. I miss your green and pleasant land though. The next best thing to being there? Your videos!! :-)
maconriverfarm 1 year ago 2
@maconriverfarm Sorry to hear that. But glad we bring a breath of Englishness to your life.
dananddanfilms 1 year ago
Dan, are you two twins or is it camera trickery? spill the beans
loooodoooog 1 year ago
@loooodoooog Dan has told me we couldn't possibly reveal our camera trickery secrets. Not sure what they are tbh...
dananddanfilms 1 year ago
quite slow. but clever.
Thanks
hectichector 1 year ago
your both so dull, I watched 3 videos and feel in a slightly more dull mood than I did 10 miniutes ago. thank you man!
TubeNatsLife 1 year ago
@TubeNatsLife Hey, any time! We've got another 37 dull vids too, so next time you're feeling interesting, you know where to come!
dananddanfilms 1 year ago 13
Im from Cornwall and I had swine flu. 2 weeks in bed, was soooooooooooo ill. Couldnt even face a Philp's pasty. Rang the swine flu help line, first question "are you unconscious"!!!!!
Peaglenut 1 year ago
I'd love to know how you manage to splice so neatly. It IS a splice, right? :D Maybe a log post on your process?
motorghost 1 year ago
People just don't understand why swine flu was a big deal, and how the media fucked it up. the media would simultaneously exaggerate things and then criticize itself for doing it.
watch thunderf00t's videos on the subject. Swine Flu was like a lucky interation in a game of 'russian roulette'. We didn't shoot ourselves in the head. Doesn't mean the game isn't suicidally dangerous.
onlyAerik 1 year ago
I and my family had and survived the Swine Flu of '09!
Miserable, miserable time when we had it though....
petitepirate21 2 years ago
if it werent for your acent i would not have watched this your videos are still dope you guys are like hot sauce on canned tuna come check out my channel
NUMBLIFEUSA 2 years ago
really good =D
ThatPhiloSophieMusic 2 years ago
So creative! I love it.
bittersweetbohemian 2 years ago
LOL Awesome vid :D
Oh, btw i think the door behind outside dan was open... :P
emisel10 2 years ago
Probably was. Dan's pretty unobservant like that!
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
LOL :D Anyway u rock, gonna add my subscription now :D
emisel10 2 years ago
why aren't you famous yet?
ps. "the snow has settled on the clearlake"
zullamonster 2 years ago
Hmmm, you have intrigued us... Cryptic reference got & understood. Have you spotted me commenting elsewhere?!
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
You are most probably the coolest person on the internet.
lyd888 2 years ago 2
Thanks. Does that make Dan the second coolest?
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Yes. Yes it does ;)
lyd888 2 years ago
haaa
megan1306 2 years ago
Full of lols
ServantOfYinepu 2 years ago
I think it might be time to make another video now, please.
Thank you in advance.
Yours sincerely, Minty.
MintChocChipIce 2 years ago
Thanks for the reminder Minty!
There'll be something new soon... Your comment is appreciated :-)
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
I like Dan better then Dan, Sorry Dan
mannakamma 2 years ago 23
sorry dan i also like dan better than you dan
DanielM8214 2 years ago
*sigh*
I'm used to that.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
you are Amazing
tkx0turky 2 years ago
I love how people think you're two people. Amazing.
TheJaedenBeast 2 years ago
"- I'm worried that he has been in a swineflu infected zone. - What, Cornwall?" I love it, one of the best vids soo far :D
yallo2345 2 years ago
I think Dan is a bit shady!
elizard 2 years ago
Love the rhythm you two set up with the heel-bouncing. Like two meerkats, just bobbing up and down.
blairspeedy 2 years ago 2
So glad to see you updating again... But I do wish that Dan could be a little nicer to Dan. What did Dan ever do to Dan to deserve such treatment? Well, I suppose we also have to blame Dan for letting Dan walk all over him. What a pair... Dan and Dan were made for each other.
MsUrsulaHitler 2 years ago 2
Your accent seems more like a New Zealand one than a UK one... Oh, and do you watch Flight of the Conchords? I'd be surprised if you didn't. haha
dropxdeadxdinosaur 2 years ago
Lol. Q-tips do wonders for your hearing man. Guarantee you're an American.
DoNotAddOrContactMe 2 years ago
Have a nice holiday. Are you coming to Canada?
spygirl43 2 years ago
No, Bangkok eventually... I'm not sure Canada is a particularly easy diversion from the route...
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
just continue east accross the north pacific and you're there
spygirl43 2 years ago
I am charmed by the innocence of Dan. While the other more calculating Dan seems rather cruel.
neuronsactivated 2 years ago 2
some talent there, lol
truthaboutflu 2 years ago
Pretty funny
tatertatermater 2 years ago
Comic genius, once again.
Thoughtgasm 2 years ago
My cousins went on holiday and the high fever kicked in on the drive down. Swine flu from the start. Then they got banned from my other cousin's wedding the following weekend because they were still contagious lol.
Hope you two enjoy your holiday!
frumpyframpton 2 years ago
Cheers. Hopefully our holiday is better than theirs.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
"What Cornwall?" Hahahaha!
Very funny movie once again, Dans!
bloknotedotnl 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Soz 2 bother all but cud sum1 plz hav a look at 1 of my vids?(i'm wearing a cap on all). Type in veral1979. i'm not trying 2 do/be anything. I'm jst telling stories about my real l ife encounters/ experiences (i'm not acting, i'm jst being me). Many thanks 2 those of u that take a peek & soz 2 those that dislike:-)
veral1979 2 years ago
Good to see you guys back, I thought you'd gone to join the Hollywood elite after your starring role on the BBC.
There was a rumour that George Lucas had rewritten Attack of the Clones just to get you in.
I think you were going to be a Jawa.
Oooooteeeeneeeeeeeee
Kie77 2 years ago
The BBC relationship didn't work out. They wouldn't accept that Dan needs a salary too, they kept accusing me of demanding double the fee. No idea why.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Hahaa.
CanadaKubecka 2 years ago
you guys never fail to amaze me... thank you!
monitoringbot 2 years ago
Hope we continue to amaze and / or lightly entertain
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
superb short as always, damn you flu striking again when we least suspected it (wink wink nudge nudge)
weldonenomak 2 years ago
Another FANTASTIC video, Dans!
TezQuetz 2 years ago
this is really impressive! great job!
papertoss 2 years ago
I enjoy that you never slack on brilliance.
It's not that you get better or worse, you just maintain a constant stream of pristine excellence.
I aspire to be half the man you both are...which I guess is possible, since half of two men is technically one man.
Cohenism 2 years ago 2
Thank you Jake!
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Ah, fantastic. Have fun on your trip, where'er it might take thee. I mean "wherever", actually. "Wherever". Has exactly the same number of characters as "where'er", turns out. I also mean "you" instead of "thee".
JonathanPhillips 2 years ago
Thanks Jonathan. It's London to Bangkok by train.
And I salute your use of archaic greetings.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
good use of the program today, but dont like to be reminded of swine flu really, i tend to ignore that tons of people have it and try to live me life etc lol
but anyways im sure others will moan that i said something like this
arky3000 2 years ago
poor Dan, Dan is so mean to him. I hope the beer gives him an upset stomach! ;)
SpocksSister08 2 years ago
awesome video as always! hope you get another one up soon :)
Myrdden 2 years ago
We'll do our best, but due to our trip it won't be til Sept...
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
im really glad you are making more videos!! Looking forward to more
Toddly00 2 years ago
Nice!
Great to see Dan&Dan again!
:]
JerryChristia 2 years ago
BRILLIANT! At first I thought Dan said he had a BEAR from Cornwall, and I thought it was really going to be epic.
neuronsactivated 2 years ago
Sorry to let you down on the ursine content front.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Always happy to see you guys in my sub box!
Hope your upcoming big trip is only to safe zones! Have fun!
justanthy 2 years ago
Nice vid!
HeavyStone 2 years ago
Dan's being so cruel to dan again!loved the video tho , good job
CJW8050 2 years ago
Dan really is a bastard. I don't know how Dan stands him!
WileyCoyote69 2 years ago 2
Fantastic video!
ricksname 2 years ago
Very good public service announcement, Dan! Very informative. It also looks like you got a bit of a tan in Cornwall, Dan.
PhilWithCoffee 2 years ago
nice dan, swine flu swindle would have sounded cooler though!
andristic 2 years ago
"What Cornwall?" hahaha
JERorly 2 years ago
Damn, you are amazing. How long does it take you to plan a video out?
DConn93 2 years ago
Probably longer than is healthy...
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Wow, I'd imagine though.
DConn93 2 years ago
Sometimes I watch these videos and forget there's really only one of you.. right? ;)
Excellent vid, well worth the wait!
jennabunnykins 2 years ago
Great video as usual Dans.
BarryAldridge 2 years ago
Ahaha, poor Dan.
ItsCourtenayMmkay 2 years ago
Dan is so smart. Dan is so dumb.
JimmerSD 2 years ago
It was ever thus.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
nice, as always :)
pppllluuummm 2 years ago
6000 people a minute hahaha
AnArrogantFrog 2 years ago
the monotone humour is the best, i friggin love this!!
dannykim100 2 years ago
Glad it appeals
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
you remind me of flight of the conchords :)
Lurismos 2 years ago
hahah entertaining
paganiniff7jc 2 years ago
Wow ... Dan is a real jerkface. But I probably would've done the same, too.
I was just thinking about how you two haven't posted a video in a wicked long time!!
krumbine 2 years ago
Nice to see you here Jordan. Alas I could never match your prolificity, but we do our best :)
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Is prolificity a word, Dan?
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Of course it is. I just entered it into urbandictionary.
krumbine 2 years ago
Quality over quantity, Dan.
krumbine 2 years ago
That was soo funny!!!
Horationelson4ever 2 years ago
Maybe i should ring my work & tell them i can't come in for the forseeable future, just in case?
Or, maybe i should just avoid Cornwall for the time being? ;)
andymooseman 2 years ago
Avoid Cornwall. Apart from the ale
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
I was just on holiday IN England Dan. Loved it and will be back to stay on a working holiday for 2 years this time in 2010 :) Hope Your trip is amazing :)
saphyreXice 2 years ago
I feel sorry for Dan.
thegadgetdude 2 years ago
very mischevious
flyawayhome3 2 years ago
nice one :)
enjoy your trip!
Epiphanized 2 years ago
The only thing infectious about this video is the disgust it breeds towards the heartless actions of Dan.
Philinspaces 2 years ago
Dan is such a bastard. Poor Dan.
somegreybloke 2 years ago
He deserves all he gets
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
what I can't figure out is comedic timing.
...or how you live with each other.
audionautix 2 years ago
Both with difficulty
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Well thank heavens you aren't pregnant... Or are you, I hear that if you are you aren't aloud to go outside.
bentosareforever 2 years ago
Always brilliant.
hoogpah 2 years ago
i'm struggling to come up with how you do this. i had an idea of you using 2 takes and having brilliant timing, but i'm not sure how u did the blinds.
TheOriginOfCriticism 2 years ago
The blinds can be quite fiddly. You've got to pull the chord right out to the left.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
rofl this is great xD
xxxSinead96 2 years ago
=P Classic Dan.
killert00thbrush 2 years ago
ahahhah you're a bloody genius
conawillvlog 2 years ago 2
Brilliant as usual!
joyork 2 years ago
very good Dan & Dan, LOL!
3 weeks, outside the window, LOL!
benzone50 2 years ago
Maybe 4 weeks if I feel like it
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
I really hope the two of you survey this.
I am so glad to see though that you are both alive and well for the moment.
channeIreview 2 years ago
I actully think they're one person..
Raggadouche 2 years ago
Very funny and well done as always you two!
Sugartalker 2 years ago
Cheers Sugartalker!
dananddanfilms 2 years ago
Swine flu is fake.
Raggadouche 2 years ago
Lol, how long you going to keep him out?
y2kjonrichards 2 years ago
As long as I can.
dananddanfilms 2 years ago