Paris Hilton showing her arse

[leArchomme]

Hello Patrick, it's your penguin, just to tell you that um, I'm in telescope today, so if you want to pick a key in sat, come round, ann, it it's not twittin in tomato to from nine to five thirty, okey dokey, kenoma chake

[italianobro]

lmao

[Blondeinthemiddle]

dude wtf?

[KamiKatze6]

You cant understand a word

[Patbuchanan]

that's because the man on the answer machine comes from North Wales, no one can understand them.