DIE LAUGHING AT DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM

[bridgeportchicago]

I would like it if someone punched this guy in the face real hard.

[luckylangerie]

DONT SHOP, STAY ASLEEP. Funny

[Adrenolex]

religion isnt required to give someone else a meal who hasnt any.. its called being friendly and sharing..

[getovrh8]

Yes: religion has done much GOOD in the past. How many meals have been served to hungry people? How many clothes, blankets, etc... has been given away to the needy? BASIC NEEDS

Pay no attention to the fringe, periphial vision of zombie status prevailing; fight to see your truth.

In the end, who will control; another or you?

IMO JESUS is the way, the truth, and the light. No one will see the kingdom of heaven except through HIM.

Make up your own mind.

HIS msg is Love All;golden rule

[vanuvius]

There's one born every minute???

Someone was off by 58 seconds.

[solgoode1]

Shadowy puppet masters ... lol that cracks me up

[anthonyo4]

hello temporary life forms...that made my day

[LifeIsLife1984]

Thank you Fucking News! 5 fucking stars. fuck yeah!

[c0mpute]

This has to be one of the best in the series on the FKN News, i almost died laughing when i heard the words freedom and democracy.. lmao

[Serbpride4lif]

This guy is the best thing that ever happend to youtube....And being atheist is an advanced human ability one should be very proud of....

[fasdl]

Brilliant!

[lanananans]

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ahahahaahhahaahahahahahaaahaha­hahhahahaha!!!!

:D :D :D :D

[SturmUndDrang13]

I like his video's but this christianity-bashing is ridicolous! Atheists are pathetic.

[BurningSky93]

correction: some atheists are pathetic

personally, im an atheist, but i have no problem with other peoples religion

[sillyblackguy]

da hell creationists deserve it

[obeliskbreaker]

Why is his christinsanity-bashing ridiculous, sturmunddrang13? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you people seem to the rest of us? You seem to be under the impression that you've been decieved by the government, banks, monarchy and every religious institution besides your own. Aren't you lucky to have been born or accepted into the one true faith? Ridiculous.

[SturmUndDrang13]

We have that impression because it's true, basher. There is a NWO, there are important influencing banking families like the Rothschild, there is zionism and neo-conservatism, there is an Islam marching towards us in form of immigration. We will arm us with the shield of Christianity and the sword of reason. :)

[obeliskbreaker]

You didn't read carefully enough. Your church is not exempt from the deception. You can't bear to think your faith might be distorted, so you blindly march toward your doom, playing by the rules set up by the very people you seek to oppose and you call this reason?

[SturmUndDrang13]

My church is of course exempt. We are against free masonry, zionism, communism and liberalism. :) We are the christian conservatives.

[obeliskbreaker]

Aren't you lucky that you found a god that you've created in your own image?

[SturmUndDrang13]

God created us in His image.

[lifesuxgetmeout]

you dumbass theres so much more out there, there soooooooo many planets,galaxys dimintions,etc we dont fucking know about

[SturmUndDrang13]

What's your point, retard?

[malekith77]

are you serious?

[SturmUndDrang13]

Of course. I'm not a creationist of course. I'm saying that evolution wasn't stupid coincidence, but that we were the goal of it.

[obeliskbreaker]

you don't know the half of it.

[lifesuxgetmeout]

exactly XD

[DetroitGhost9]

lol @ freedom part. lol.

[durian0]

hahahahhaha nathanial illuminati masonberger rockerchild the 57th rofl

LONG LIVE THE FKN NEWS

[teabowbraine]

FKN funny

[AntiBullS]

temporary life forms is right :)

[BeautifulSnake1993]

Why are you laughing at that? I'm going to live my life, and nothing will stop me from doing so.

[p717]

Hmmm....peanut butter.

[JCLeSinge]

FKN, I have a question; when you move to Montana, will you be going into the dental floss trade?

[fknnewz]

yes, wielding zirconium encrusted tweezers, avoiding the yellow snow and not messing with billy the mountain.

[JCLeSinge]

Thought so. You'll need a pygmy pony too. Good old Frank Zappa.

[ali0tis]

jet ski drive by Brazilian manscaper n training!

[ipeeinthebath]

I can't stop laffing that posh bastard nathanial illuminati masonberger rockerchild the 57th or can i call you master?

[nbm34]

brilliant....bravo give it to the elite fucks

[ratwell71]

F--K THE FREEMASON BUTCHERS.

[ratwell71]

F--K BUSH AND CHENEY.

[black111madonna]

UNFUCK THE WORLD....!

[SlaveStorm]

Freedom democracy ROFL

[Globe85]

Great.! :)

[mcc11505]

Bring Back The Guillotine! Thanks for posting this and allowing comments too. USA unelected piss on us & MSM tells us it is raining.Some of us sheep have taken a while to ask for the truth, some aren't ready yet. Americans are like the passengers on the Titanic who had no control, when Bruce Ismay lobbied the captain to steam full speed ahead, against the passengers' best interests, & in spite of the Iceberg warning. Bruce Ismay survived but thousands of innocent people perished. Buy Gold!XoX

[Spambrigger]

love that shit!!:)

[JiveDadson]

Please have more shadowy puppet masters on the show!

[gmoney415]

This is better than what you see on CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, FAUX News...I mean FOX News. All these other media outlets are all corporate owned and manipulated.

Thanks for keeping it real with the...."FKN NEWZ"!!!

[pork4allah]

We the People are going to flush the Rothschild down the shitter along with Rockefeller. These devil's cur have missed the last market We the People have. Satanism we destroy thee. Your misjudgment will be thee downfall. Rothschild and Rockefeller castles are to be leveled. Your ilk has been targeted and it's not the money. We will destroy u and urs and reap $100 Trillion from ye and $10 Trillion from Rockefeller for ye are targets of we Freedom Fighters.

We come for thee.

[satinbarbi]

Now now, we should not kill these fucks. What we should do is leave them alive and give then $400 a month in Federal Reserve cash to live on in absolute misery.

[pure1warrior]

They must live in palistine as a palistinian on the border with thier x-private country Isreal and be forced to practice the muslim relegion.

[rblwoaclu]

after they clean up the fuckin mess they made.give them a bucket and poison cleaner and tell them to start in Iraq and make their way to Africa.

[sadosadomore]

Hop bfre it mooves to montana or dies from rofl it have the time to find something funny about the secret surviellance/spying exploited to ultimate madness, MC, NLP or the HAARP top op the pops in our faces/masks in any of the fkn dimenzionz he likes to explore that much.

[sadosadomore]

I mean, apart from seeing the thought police gang raping/search/loot you every fkn zecond of your myserable lab rat existenze.

[pure1warrior]

It gives him a stiffie hhehehahahahahah.

[Quetzie21]

I know RoFL...really freeeedom and demmmocracy, ahahahahah. fleece the flock and may the sheeple shop.

[Quetzie21]

Now...this IS the REAL news!!!!

[davincij15]

I hate the fact that I woke up to see that my life is used to enrich the supper rich via taxes and debt. Well at least I have gold and silver their nemesis. I am pissed about the ending as it was only 6 months ago I believed we were free and had a fair and just society.

F'd up thing is I cant convince anyone of Fractional Reserve banking, were the banks print the money to loan you. People think its to far fetched.

[Seneka4295]

RIP Deek, you will forever be remembered...

[akickinthenuts]

Seneka4295 Did Deek die???

[WhenPushComesToShove]

Great News Cast.Where can I get some VIAGRA?

[crumblenaut]

I'm FKN Lovin' it.

[zedek3147]

I disagree that humans don't have souls Deek, but I'm no religious nut, just an Agnostic.

Guess I can't agree with everything you say. Just 95%. dOH!!!!!!!

[DanRivers2008]

you dolt, agnostic comes from the greek word for knowledge, the agnostics of ancient history may have known a good deal more about christ. you are not agnostic, you are an atheist. the original agnoctics were deeply religious people... it pays to so some reading before you label yourself...

[zedek3147]

From accepted modern understanding of the word AGNOSTIC:

1. a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.

2. a person who denies or doubts the possibility of ultimate knowledge in some area of study.

--adjective 3. of or pertaining to agnostics or agnosticism.

4. asserting the uncertainty of all claims to knowledge.

Good day.

[flipper82a]

Nice!

[BobHaulk]

how's your new job at the tesco's 24 hour garage suiting you ?

[wisjoh]

your poor, shattered, empty brain pan, all the juice dripped-down on the arid earth cracks of a sucked-out society.

you make me LAUGH.

ha ha ha ha.

(really!)

[Aiursrage2k]

Best one yet

[worldoperator]

NOT A LAW. stop paying income tax. change your dependents to 9 on your W4 if you haven't already and 0 comes out of check. don't file. non-violent uprising is all we need to do. NOT A LAW.

scared? don't be, watch; freedom to fascism , and , esoteric agenda.

[paweleve]

not as easy as it seems

[TheLastSolipsist]

Genius.

Deek makes a good point, with this shit organization and division through conspiratorial divisions (does it really matter if Bush is a reptialian? The very immediate fact is that those smug fuckers are bringing in a world police state in front of our eyes and WE ARE THE GENERATION TO PUT A STOP TO IT)

We need to network, the time has come to shrug off online ego and get some solidarity, replies are welcome

[poppapump444]

i dont wanna fight them....i have a nice home and 40 hour a week job that i do ok in....i dont wanna get locked up.....if i have to get chipped i will....to conform to their vision of the future which seems inevitable anyway, one world government run at the top by our elite....who are qualified because of their wealth and experience.

[TheLastSolipsist]

Its so sad that some of us have been conditioned that far into the matrix :(

Ill still try and save you brother :)

[ENJOYOURMATRIXX]

simply brilliant

[sveneick77]

Deek you are the coolest. Unbelievable that this doesnt get more hits. Guess 2 brain cells is a tall order for some.

[LobsterHammerFoot]

Damn you FKNnEWs! Your scaring me.

[blujufirst]

You have every right to be scared. These Vids are funny only because, Deek does them sarcasticaly in the "Infotainment" fashion of the those traitorous Jackals in the dumbed down, mainstream media

[nextahkinsemite]

true!

[chachalaca777]

they get better and better!!!! hahahahahahahaha

5*****

[rundoetx]

5 stars

RP..08

Peace after the Revolution

RundoeTX

[eapoe6]

The wealthy people of the world are kind, just people who would never harm any of us. And they are handsome dressers too.

(Please remember that I said that when you're deciding who to round up and kill first. Thanks, love ya. )

[poppapump444]

i agree....i think they know whats best for us. if we have to be chipped, it must be for our own good. they can control us more better and have an easier time governing our great planet....which they own.

[THESTRINGPULLER]

The DC Madam would have cause the biggest stink in court history...Clinton's cigar trick? lol...nothing compared to Cheny's disappearing baseball bat scandal.

Oh, on another note..I heard McCain say on O'Reilly something like , Peace = War.

He will be earmarked into power, we will invade Iran, and there will be bloody peace!

[pwg357]

umm... "Cheny's disappearing baseball bat scandal"? huh?

Please elaborate.

[THESTRINGPULLER]

Word is that he likes to catch

[pwg357]

Haha

sounds about right. deep seated sadomascist issues resulting from a life spent in the pursuit of raw power. YUCK! But God bless him! haha. yeah right...

[Puzzoozoo]

5 stars, brilliant.

[themanwithtwobrains]

Oh my mythical etheral overlord! Deeks died and gone to Montana ... Is this the end if the fkn news as we know it???

Live coverage on CNN at 6

[poppapump444]

montana?

[SupremeMaggot]

"The planet's fucked, it's your fault, and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend!"

Funny shit. I'm getting a punk band together and I was wondering if I could use that for when the concert's over?

[lastnymleft]

Just three weeks before she was suicided, the "DC Madam" was on the Alex Jones show saying that there is no way she would ever commit suicide.

[Eudoxio80]

To all intellectual individuals

"The impossible is what we came to do because that which is possible is what everyone else does everyday"

-Simon Bolivar. South American Liberator

If you are a Citizen, you can run for office in your local government. Be the leader in your community who speaks the truth and has high moral standards. We have to eliminate all the hypocrites running our government and churches. You can be the role model.

Hope you can help in your community.

watch?v=zbR4jXfQqVU

[milliradian]

Gun, Gold, Land. With those three things, you can be free :)

[RevolutionaryJam]

Hey Deek, are you an athiest?

[fknnewz]

I am not what im not..I am what I am -I am rational I am emotional I am curious, I enjoy astronomy currently I subscribe to a number of theories about the universe , none of them have any magic in them, or divinty or hocus pocus of any kind. all will be revealed but none of it matters lol

[RevolutionaryJam]

haha a most enigmatic answer, but interesting

I liked Stephen Hawkings said the universe may or may not hav been created by a god but god cannot interfere with the laws of the universe otherwise they wouldnt b laws - which I supose means u could describe him as an Agnostic Deist (if u wanted, which u probly don't)

I think its good 2 b agnostic because then at least ur commited 2 the pursuit of provable truth rather than assuming u know, certainly science cant explain the origin of life yet

[blujufirst]

No hes a Fifer

[RevolutionaryJam]

like Michelle?

[blujufirst]

McManus!

[Alba67]

A race more mystical & ancient than the Jedi's - true Universal beings who make smashing potatoes too!

[fknnewz]

f*k I deleted your comment instead of replying, youtube have moved the button or something thats twice today , or i havent woken up yet. apologies .anyway dont open a bank buy land untill we own the planet , there is more money on earth (fractional lending hahah) than earth is valued at , all thats needed is enough people to realise this and buy the planet....

[CapitalistHolocaust]

Yes, come the imminent Great Depression; the Government will blame the banks, the banks will blame the Politicians, left will blame right, right will blame left, economists will blame human psychology...but, none will point the finger at the Capitalist system itself.

The same boom/bust cycle will repeat itself, inflation will wipe out our wealth, our homes will be repossessed...we will once again become poor, landless slaves to the system.

[Puzzoozoo]

Very true, and lots of people will believe whatever the corporate media tells them what is the truth. As Deek would say 'mindless peasent fucks'.

[fknnewz]

If you deposit 5 million with bank of england, then you can start a bank

[therealsubs]

sounds good ;>

[Princip666]

Hey Deek,there's nothing like a good laugh,but you forgot to report on the weather!

[julianhpike]

the planet's fucked, it's your fault, and nobody gives a fuck! ... something like that.

[Puzzoozoo]

"The planet's fucked, it's your fault, and its going to get worse. Have a nice week end."

[splintercell99]

the fkn newz strikes again!

[daajkoot99]

I love this!! my fav source for news! only true and unbiased news! fknnewz4evah

wish you would make them more often

[GregoryPurcell]

I to love this show for it's fearless assault on absurdity but I would not go so far as to call it unbiased.

[Puzzoozoo]

Nooo, one a week at the end of the week is about right.

[daajkoot99]

yeah tru 1 a week iz perfect

[poppapump444]

what woman hangs herself?.....what a joke

[fknnewz]

have a nice weekend poppapump444, I dont always do everything , weather forecast sign off etc, BTW my apologies to you , i went to reply to your have a nice weekend comment and clicked remove by mistake..if your wondering what happened..oops

[blujufirst]

Great Stuff again Deek! I admire your perseverience

[darkflamestudios]

O man your my hero, keep it up you're doing great!

[Tron108]

Great communications with one of our puppet masters. And a good laugh at the end about democracy. I've been laughing about that for a l-o-n-g time now. Hahahahaha.

[funkr77]

Love it! interesting editing LOL ;)