Postal (Full Movie) (Part 3/10)

[xxemir89xx]

Just skip to 8:25

[BillyBenable]

it should've been rated W for what the fuck were they thinking

[bragozan]

9:06 nipple at left

[DAVID4GAMER]

sooooo the movie is that a guy get VERY PISS OF and he turns to a part of this psychofuchingIDONTCARE-city...­.....wow......thats a movie with lol, but what abouth the others (called hostal or the same as postal that looks like a saw but more brutal and pshyco 0_o)

[cloud86735]

sex

[rageagaintstheNWO]

Anybody noticed at 5:07 that woman was using her child as a human shileld? lmao

[gengsurau1]

please , can you upload part 1 and part 2.???i subscribed you

[RalphCQ]

23 ppl got hit with a mayonnaise truck!

[BirdiewasHere]

Dude if this was my life I'd go postal as well xD

[KaptinKilla]

Hey kids! It's Richard Ian Cox from InuYasha in an entirely pointless cameo!!!

[AdayDr1en]

@KaptinKilla WHERE ?

[KaptinKilla]

@AdayDr1en 0:31 RIGHT THERE! Isn't that wierd?

[jakehall331]

the guy who shouts I NEED BACKUP is a lucian alliance guy from star gate

[jimmyjimbo72]

This movie is genuinely hilarious! I wish the critics would stop putting it down just because of the director's name!

[khmerog1]

whats everyone name?

[TheDardanianKnight]

"One date with me she'll look like she was hit with a Mayonnaise Truck." LMAO

By the Big Lebowski -himself......

ahahhahahahahahhahah

ahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahH­AHAHAHAH

[andrey9797]

Rated R for Racist!!!

[SpazzmaticTranslated]

The Postal Dude doesn't have a name, so what was Uncle Dave calling him?

[MultiBlazer42]

@SpazzmaticTranslated ummmm postal dude?

[SpazzmaticTranslated]

@MultiBlazer42 yea, the main character, the guy with the tie

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

haha love how dave foley is in this movie

[skaruts]

This movie is ridiculous... Postal 2 was ridiculous, except for the great feeling of massacrating people just for the fun of it, but this movie doesn't even have most of the psychotic stuff the game has. I agree with Aussieroth7, the game made more sense than this movie, and if Tarantino had made this, it would be a hell of a homage to the game series. I expected something more Pulp Fiction alike, but this is ridiculous.

[serbwithblade]

Where are parts 1 and 2?

[BlindWaffelz]

Wow boobs on youtube this one sliped under the radar

[macarthurclough]

Can anyone tell me what the music is playing in the background when postal dude arrives back at the trailer? It sounds familiar but I can't place it

[DupayForLife]

Where part 1 !! :(

[Cassavius]

I don't care what they say, this is funny...

[IggyHazard]

Scut Fargas has become Bill Foster! XD

[Kamikuru77]

0:39 XD god damit i hate fuckers like that

[Jefgg]

That guy at :30 reminds me of one of my friends. It takes him an hour to order food or a beverage. Then it takes him another hour to consume it. But he doesn't hold up the line. He stands to the side with his thumb up his butt trying to figure out what to order.

[kristiansvenkerud]

I know what the fucks up with that I don't have the actual game so the least you can do is put up the whole movie not different parts

[OPTIMUSGUYTHESEQUEL]

@kristiansvenkerud the game is nothing like this

probably cuz its too strange and random that you cant turn it into a movie, hell if it was accurate he'd be shooting protestors

[MrSHUFFLEftw]

Why isnt there a part 1 and 2 on ur account?

[Eddy3443]

I'd marry a chick like that coffee girl in a heart beat :3

[bragozan]

@Eddy3443 U WANT SOME F*CKING FRIES WITH THAT?

[Hype679]

"Yo momma's soooo fat, you gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!"

Ironically enough.......

[jayarcidiacono]

Uwe, you frankfurter-eating bastard.

[kazumazkan]

5:59 LOL

[jasohavents]

Wheres the part 1 or 2

[Blacksite97]

omg xD 6:07

[justmymage]

part 1 & 2=where?

[JohnFortman]

Fuck you Boll-haters-retards.

[LordDracha]

this movie is America

[2012sandokan]

i want the man whit the original voice from the game.. not this stupid man

[maximilli111]

rofl i love this movie

[Lier87]

postal je odlican film

[CssGamestar]

GottaBeFuckingKidding

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

This movie is just a shitty rip-off of Falling Down. Don't throw away your time on this turd.

[casmith1998]

@GIRLIKESTACOS It's based off the fuckin' game asshole!

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@casmith1998 It's directed by Uwe Boll. That tells me that it's shit. Sorry for voicing my opinion, you DICK.

[8Dgman]

@GIRLIKESTACOS

Your opinion is dirt.

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@8Dgman What? Are you retarded to? Anyone who likes this piece of shit should burn.

[zombeezx]

@GIRLIKESTACOS I like it.

[Doomy23]

@GIRLIKESTACOS This may be the only Uwe Boll film that isn't complete and utter shit.

[SAFORecruitment01]

@Doomy23 It's because his style fits the game's atmosphere.

[Zeanu]

I used to think this movie sucked ass but now I realize it's just amazing in its own random way... it's very surreal. XD

[powerman0395]

Not saying that this movie is by any means good ,but this is probably Uwe Boll's best film

[rami416]

OMG at 8:24 the girl on the left licking the other girl wat a bice ASS

[nimrod31478]

GOTTA FIND A WET SPOT? THAT WAS FUCKIN' AWESOME!

[deviantelegy]

MORE FUCKING BACKUP !!

[bloodsuckern]

2:17 TELL IT TO THEM???????????

[rdpvader]

one of the few based-game movie that actually remind me of the game itself...this movie is just great

[Mcninjafication]

LOL 5:25 my fav bit XD.

Smack Smack... "I NEED BACKUP!!!!".... Smack Smack

haha awesomeness

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Where's 1,2 & 4???? 

[FALLOUT3514]

@SlaughterTheFrail probably removed because of copyright

[Vaxonblue]

4:41

Bullet proof glass FTW

[TheRandyChimp]

the guy at 2:01 is in Scrubs. Skill.

[Trooper1928com]

I forget the name of the guy's name at 10:00 , but that's the guy who plays Jeff Lebowski in The Big Lebowski, but I was thinking that Postal Dude and The Dude where related somehow. Both of them are bums, they pick up milk, that leads to lot's of pain..... Maybe they should be put together.... just a thought....

[TheRandyChimp]

@Trooper1928com It's also the guy that plays Santa Claus in Santa Claus the movie. There's no connections between any of these films.

[Trooper1928com]

@TheRandyChimp I still think The Dude and Postal Dude are somewhat rateable. Maybe Postal 2 was somewhat inspired by The Big Lebowski. And plus, these characters are kick ass!

[pikhienko]

i'd do the red head guy

[coreybusby]

Dose anybody out there know where l can buy a copy of this movie?

[CawleyJack]

@coreybusby

not sure where you can buy it,

but you can download it off of lots of movie sites

[coreybusby]

@CawleyJack Thanks, l owe ya one.

[CawleyJack]

@coreybusby

you dont owe me anything, that took 20 seconds to type it in

[BombadierYossarian22]

I cant believe they made of this

[dumapies]

i wanna hit that coffee chick with a mayonnaise truck

[Mjbrooks194]

The Postal Dude is supposed to have a seriously deep voice.

[starguy2718]

"Number 25."

"Right here."

"Sorry, we're closed."

Welcome to OBAMACARE, folks. (A public service announcement from the Democrat Party.)

[fdsman]

@starguy2718 Amen brothah.

[thefloop]

@starguy2718

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

your ignorance borderlines Palin's.

so butt hurt you have to start shit on a Youtube video doing nothing with politics.

"free health-care? Fuck you, i want a Mercedes."

anyway, pretty funny movie. hard to get around the bad directing, but still worth watching.

[starguy2718]

@thefloop STFU!

[MyFoodIsBad]

@starguy2718

Is that your only comeback? Seriously please don't turn this into a political debate and gtfo

[starguy2718]

@MyFoodIsBad Oh, apparently you were watching a different movie than the one I saw.

You see, THIS one has George W. Bush and Osama (not Obama, BTW) bin Laden in cahoots, references to Nazis, etc., ad naseum. But, presented in a humorous way; it IS a comedy, after all!

And you want ME to keep politics out of it? Clearly, you are watching a different flick.

Either that, or you are an idiot.

Your choice.

[starguy2718]

@thefloop Would that be "Madame President Palin", that you are referring to? Just wondering.

BTW, "a Youtube video doing nothing with politics"; really? With GWB and OBL portrayed in the flick? You want to reconsider, micro-brain?

[thefloop]

@starguy2718

She's not "madame president Palin," shes "dumbfuck Inbred Palin."

I'm not the one that thinks Obama is a terrorist because of a middle name, or that global warming is fake because it's cold. also, i don't think a parody is an appropriate place to share serious political views. Last time i checked, Republicunts get so sad after they don't make it to office they get a show on fox.

anyway, if you want to argue, you can message me. We can compare dick sizes there if you want.

[starguy2718]

@thefloop "She's not "madame president Palin," "

No, not yet.

But, on 20 January 2013...

[thefloop]

@starguy2718 she will never be. and good job sidestepping the rest of the argument.

i know it's hard to use that brain, but try unless you want to make yourself look like a retard, which is probably already true. again, message me.

[starguy2718]

@thefloop "she will never be"; and you know this for a fact, HOW, exactly?

Madame.

President.

Palin.

1/20/13.

Learn it, live it, love it.

[thefloop]

@starguy2718

apparently you're too retarded to even fight for your stance. don't even bother to message me, because i know it will be some stupid argument that you learned from bill o'reilly. thanks for reinforcing my opinion that all republicans are batshit insane. have a nice day, whitetrash! :D

[Trym1994]

the shootout sucks!

[DieLancelotsTV]

part 2 is killed, cause there are a scene who you can see a penis for 2 seconds :D

[Bruinfan97]

4:57 random human shield lol

[Bruinfan97]

the shootout is retarded and hilarious at the same time

[joshuagamboa101]

Rated R for retarded

[harbinger251]

Oops xD

[wollmamaguckn]

Genial- freut mich, dass es noch solche Filme gibt :-)

[dwk7520009]

@Aussieroth7 THATS NOT A BANK SCENE DUMBASS

[Aussieroth7]

@dwk7520009 Ya see? my point's been made... I have no idea what this crap is, and Uwe Boll STILL making movies just helps to prove that there is no God. The fact he has fans... Proves that Satan's winning.

[mynthon11]

@Aussieroth7

Uwe Boll is good filmmaker

[SchweigaHalofreak135]

@mynthon11

lol say's who?

[mynthon11]

@SchweigaHalofreak135

U are an Idiot. Says who??

[Aussieroth7]

@mynthon11 I think that line was meant to be "Uwe Boll is a good *Schlock* film maker"

[Aussieroth7]

@mynthon11 I'm sorry mate, but he makes Michael Bay look like Steven Spielberg. His characters have no depth, the editing is shocking, his "satire" is like ED: offensive hell even the MUSIC is bad. Really, I can't stand his... stuff. He makes bad movies just so he can make money. Apparently rampage is his only ok film, so maybe I'll give him a chance there. Otherwise... no way in hell.

[mynthon11]

@Aussieroth7

I Havent even seen his other movies than Rampage... I dunno why i even said so... :-// heh

But Rampage was ok, average....not so mainstream... Postal , i dont even remember....have to check it out, again..He make movies to make other movie btw...I dont know if hes RICH RICH...Like Bay, Spielberg etc...

[Aussieroth7]

@mynthon11 He's wealthy-ish. He makes more money than he spends, thanks to a tax loop hole in Germany. Rampage, yeah average. Everything else is RUBBISH. I don't get how this hack got a fanbase, but seriously he needs to stop making bad movies on purpose.

[Aussieroth7]

..............................­..............................­..............................­.......... The whole thing is terrible. Bank scene, so unrealistic, even if the windows were bullet proof, you would still have some people behind there in a panic AND rushing for the police, they would NOT sit back, have a cup of coffee while there's so much killing going around! The whole thing is just... pathetic. Uwe Boll... the master of error indeed. It's worse than Bull Crap, it's "BOLL CRAP"

[jovialduke]

@Aussieroth7 have you ever played postal? it's not exactly realistic. i think this is about the best movie that could have been made of it. apart from that, yeah, uwe boll sucks.

[Aussieroth7]

@jovialduke The game still made sense... and it had some decent acting and it was great fun... come on, ANYONE can do better than Boll. He even makes the original score bad on purpose. Postal... It should've been in the hands of... this may be a big call, but Quentin Tarantino should have been at the helm. He would've been perfect with his stylised violence and he would have given it some incredible dialogue. But noooooo, it went to the tax-dodging businessman. Boll needs to stop out of decency.

[AMRadioHits]

@Aussieroth7 Oh, come on, if we're to allow Boll to do anything, let him make a movie like this. It's fun, it's crude, it's not entirely faithful to the game (sure, it does bring up some associations), but just have fun: Postal was never a piece of high art.

[Andthatswhymacssuck]

@jovialduke "Have you ever played Postal?"

Look at his name and channel "Country: Australia" (AKA: Bangamesalotia, though I could be confusing it with Germany)

[uzzan101]

@Aussieroth7 go play barbie horse adventures or something

[Aussieroth7]

@uzzan101 At least THAT has a storyline that makes sense and has good acting

[TimHallSucksCock]

@Aussieroth7 u brainless dumbass that is supossed to be funny "shootout and people acting calm,drinking coffee" thats kinda funny

[Aussieroth7]

@TimHallSucksCock It could've been but there was no comedic timing. If it was directed by John Landis he would have made that funny because he knows how comedy works. Seriously, it was people flailing about as if they were in a tickle fight. Boll wanted to try a... "realistic" approach. The opening few minutes is about as realistic as unicorns working in a thai food resteraunt. BTW: Brainless dumbass? Yeah, Uwe Boll quality right there.

[liviu811]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

[MARC40099]

THATS NASTY

[grunthunter44]

This film blows HUGE chunks of shit! But hey, what else should we expect from Uwe Boll?

[trueChaos23]

HAHAHA THIS movie is re tardily funny! uwe boll is a genius XD 

[cpcification]

THERE'S A GAME? this movie is hilarious so far

[blank21121]

@cpcification yes the game is a million time better (not the first postal though i mean POSTAL²

[Killarila]

Rated R for RETARDED!!!!

[Comeback209]

God, this movie is terrible. Game was fun, but this is just bad.

[Rooxxiiiz]

nice movie, and i love the game :D

[andymboss]

@Rooxxiiiz i don't think theres any kind of bond between the two whatsoever :-?

[Rooxxiiiz]

@andymboss

Killing :) ? xD

[andymboss]

@Rooxxiiiz yea...killing :D

[phoenix1333]

Isnt postal suppose to be about a bad ass who dosnt give a shit about anyone and wants to get his shit done?

[ePiCfIgHtA446]

game is better

[Raultetoteto]

hey guy at 1:08 got a free coffee, guess that was his plan all along

[mexikoAMERIKA]

where is part 1

[ryko26]

wow this is shit

[americanbadass4568]

sex

[mischiefmakers]

Hey can somebody tell me what the guy at the window says before he freaks out? at 4:28

Thanks in advance!

[copperpaint]

That mayonaise comment almost made me heave.

[wwefanworld]

postal 3 is coming SOON! ;)-REGARDING THE GAME :)

[ChrisR2131]

when is it coming out?

[wwefanworld]

RE: It's supposed to sometime this year (2010) It's supposed to be a really good game.

Xbox 360/Mac/Linux/Pc/ -Might come out for Ps3 in 2011

[ChrisR2131]

thank god cause i have postal 2 on my laptop and its awesome!

[fromdirttodustpro1]

THe game is GTA times 1000. Really though this movie is based off a game. Look up "Postal 2 game play". I will warn though. Extremely violent.

[szenhidrat]

Faith's voice is sooo irritating.

[ViceVS]

Did any of u know this was based on a pc game? Boll isn't a bad person, just a giant turd sandwich who has found a way to make money destroying the games we grew up with by making them into shit movies! His work as a director is crap but who else is gonna make these flix since Hollywood only wants the big games and to be honest they don't do that great either!

[SmugDarkLoser]

It is, but the game itself isn't exactly serious in any way. For example, you can piss on bodies in the game.

[evanator93baby]

wtf is wrong with the postal dudes face?

[JackCoxx]

0:41 - Richard Ian Cox appears!

[EmperorFour]

grind zero

[jakey926]

I hate Uwe Boll movies but... there's just something about this movie that's so... awesome.

[DanifireO7]

he did a fat bluber woman

[gistwithme]

love dis

[DarkMetalkid123]

xD boll sucks but this movie is kinda funny

[TobiasGERMANY]

There are four letters to make a bad movie even worse - BOLL!

He is the worst german director I have ever seen!

Please Mr. Boll stop directing and movie making! Thanks a lot!

[irkiIIer]

@TobiasGERMANY no1 cares about ur thing.

[MrCalhoun]

He probably just haves problems with Boll's race.

[WorldOfSnakes]

lol i gotta say this humouristically reflects the attitude n unhelpfulness of ppl behind the desks (like customer service, UNIVERSITY REGISTRATION OFFICES)

[WorldOfSnakes]

the redhair guy looks like brian from bsb... kind of

[gta4freak666]

0:32 MAKE UP YO DAMN MIEND

[zombieX111222333]

yay i didnt get rick rolled

[FangnclawX]

The 1st part of this pat is why I feel uncomfortable in senior centers. lol

Hippies = fun! XD

| ditto

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[rubletb]

This movie rocks! Thanks for upload

[Sendeshi]

The fuck? I thought the Dude was supposed to go and shoot people up wherever he went. This film made him a pussy.

[PopcornCoolie]

Actually that's up to the player. The Dude is only as sick as you are.

[marlboromike2100]

It's the only draw back of the movie or a movie based on a game.. takes allot of shit for him to Snap but He snaps lol.. Keep in mind its Comedy and also Gotta give it up, Movie is almost too accurate to the game from Get me some Milk.. to cat as a silencer, to stealing police Uniform, Uncle Dave etc etc.

[luisgarciarules]

haahahahaahahaha

[sickbasterd123]

the guy with the red hair was from the show titus i think.

[MrJimmyNapoleon]

If Uwe Boll did more things like this movie instead of things like...eh...House of the Dead, than he probably wouldn't have such a bad reputation.

[MichaelAlmeida2320]

I think that the only reason that this movie wasn't as horrible as the others was because Vince Desiderio, one of the guys that made the game the movie was based on only let Uwe Boll make the movie under the condition that he would be involved in making the script and producing. If Vince wasn't there baby-sitting Uwe, this movie would be just as much a pile of shit as pretty much anything else Boll did.

[FranzVonStahlberg]

where the fuck is part 2 n 4?

[hibber25]

the game character's hair is actually red... dark red, but still not black.

[televiciousgoober]

awesome film, i think those last comment were christbots or something. Why aren't they playing this in theaters? Beats the fuck outta' bruno.

[oOexarkunOo]

What the FUCK are you talking about you fuck-twat?

Uwe Boll can't make a movie that's entertaining (let alone good) to save his fucking life.

I suppose you just LOVED Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark, yeah?

Sure, this has a ton of "offensive" shock-schlock, but it is POORLY implemented. Plenty of the shit used in this film is great and has a ton of shock value, but this movie delivers it in a FUCKING SHIT way.

This fucking piece of shit just plain bored me.

[televiciousgoober]

well you seem pretty excitable over it then. nah I don't like too many new movies, never saw em. Shock is classic like sarcasm and animosity, but i'm glad it carried the games cartoonish humor and the games shock. It's exactly what should have come out of a movie for the video game. I'm a fan of postal. I'm not much for being an elitist consmer that has nothing better to do than troll youtube with anonymity and no sense of humor. go whack off or something man.

[oOexarkunOo]

Like I said the shock value is there, Boll just implements it in a shit way. This movie is a perfect example of trying to hard to be funny/clever.

The only thing he manages to do is throw as much shock out there, but none of it ends up being all that shocking or offensive IMO.

The funny thing is that this is his best work ever, but that's like saying it's the nicest shit he's ever taken. Doesn't matter, it's still shit.

Whatever, he's just a piece of shit lunatic that can't make a good film

[oOexarkunOo]

I was mildly amused and mostly bored by this movie.

It's my opinion.

GIve a fuck.

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

Well you can at least get your head out of your ass and acknowledge that some people enjoyed this movie.

[oOexarkunOo]

Mind you, I wasn't offended at all. I don't get offended.

This movie is just plain fucking boring.

[oOexarkunOo]

If anything this movie is worth watching for the Shock schlock.

Other than that if you actually enjoyed this piece of shit then you must be some sort of lobotomized monkey, or blind/deaf, or a fucking retard.

[dlwatso15]

holy fuck kid, you care way to much about hating this movie, get a life