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  • i want to know whats the name of the cutie ghost boy?

  • This video dishonors my eyes and ears. The pixels really dishonors my eyes. LOL!!!

  • I'm going to use that line anytime someone says something stupid or irrelevant to me. It will be annoying just like the little boys Japanese.

  • That's a real  japanese !

  • LOL the moment I got out of my confusion and recognized what he was saying I laughed until my ears couldn't hear the next few lines anymore...

  • kamikaze banzai

  • Buddha! Shitake Kimono!

  • Thats ju-On

  • I can't read that !

  • Fujitsu!!!

  • 1:05 LOL! Yahoo Local.

  • Toshiba XD

  • you mistake me for someone who gives a shit lol

  • lol

  • 17 people's japanese dishonour MY ears =__=

  • shashimiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD lmfaooo

  • yh sound stupid tlkinq in japanese! & shut the fkk up biotch! sha shimeyyyy jajistu!!!!

  • Weakk xD

  • haro hipachi benihana teriaki nagasaki okanawa Hokkaido yokohama karate judo sumo samurai nissan honda mitsubishi subaru harakiri tsunami kamikaze bonsai; yamaha nikon casio aiwa pinota hitachi seiko toshiba buddha! shitaki kimono. tempura shushi shashimeee... jujitsu!!!
  • I luv das movie

  • lol they say car makes duhh. kawasaki mitsubishi yamaha!

    he says thta

  • Haha these movies r so stupid, but they still funny. Im looking fwd 2 Scary Movie 5, I think it is about 2 b released!

  • [your japanese is awful. it dishonors my ears.] XD

  • karate yudo sumo samurai??

  • hello?

    herro?...

    xDDDD

  • hentai bukkake! bwahahahahahaha

  • herro???

  • classic

  • HERRO

  • Lol, yeah the kid's only like 5 years old (the actor) I think they just told him to say different Japanese sounding words.

  • nissan, honda, mitsubishi, subaru.

    yamaha, nikon, cassio, aiwa...minolta hitachi seiko toshiba tempura sushi sashimiiiiiii........

  • nissan, honda, mitsubishi, subaru.

    yamaha, nikon, cassio, aiwa...minolta hitachi seiko toshiba tempura sushi sashimiiiiiii........

  • you should stop talking, you're just a miserable cunt.

  • ROFL BWAHAHAHAHA

  • hello?

    ...

    herro?

  • HAhahahaaha....they throw all brands in the dialog!!! XD

  • hahaha

  • that is quite literally...

    the ONLY funny scene in the whole movie.

    but it's so fucking funny it's unbelievable.

  • well it was pritty funny when that guy was trying to sell them the haunted house.

  • Lol my Japanese boyfriend cracked up at this.

  • i love that escene!!! is very fuuny ;) ;) ;)

  • i have this movie its funny

  • sashimiiiiii

  • what i heard is >

    teriyaki,hokkaido,yokohama,sam­urai,ni-san,mitsubishi,tsunami­,bazai,yamaha,casio,hitachi,se­iko,toshiba,sushi,sashimi,

  • Haha, that is not REAL Japanese Language Conversation...if you listen close you will see that it is JUST Japanese words that we have ALL heard. Or Japanese Name-Brand items ;)

  • Really??

  • Omg are you serious?

  • You are right. It's hilarious and stupid. xD

  • they purposely put it like that

  • NO SHIT, Sherlock.

  • @XRayCam No duh. Their just trying to make it funnier. They named Japanese foods and locations like. Hokkaido, Yokohama, Okinawa, sushu, etc.

  • @maneatingbanana, ahaha...your funny as phuck.

    I wrote that like a year ago or something. What are you...some TROLL that goes around digging up comments from the past. To look like somebody today? Not going to happen :-)

  • y cant anyone spell SUSHI.. it aint SHUSHI.

  • i now know how to say "you mistake me for someone who gives a shit" in japanese!!!!sweeeeeet!! XD hahahahahaha

  • bad japs boy =P

  • kamikaze banzai!

  • tampa shushi sashimi!!!

  • lol the blood turns into yahoo local

  • funny shit xx

  • mitsubushi!!!

  • if u guys listen carefully u can hear that the words they speak are not japanese sentence at all. it is jus random japanese thing like car brand.

  • no shit u fucking retard thats the joke

  • jesus christ you're dumb

  • hahaahhahaahah

    se la bañaan

    tan geniales

  • which movie is this makin fun of?

  • the grudge

  • thx

  • @JandJRaw2 the grudge

  • SOESJIMIIIIIIIIIII

  • this days ghosts use yahoo:))

  • lmao

  • honda mitsubishi yokohoma teriyaki sushi

  • lol i remember when i saw this movie at the cinnema i wa slaughing so hard and all the people were like wtf. i live in mexico so people use to read the things. not hear. and i hear that they were saying casio and shit like that i laugh my ass when he said sushimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­i XD

  • sashimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... :D

  • load of rammel lol instead of japanese + if u look at the map it says yahoo local lol.

  • LOL!!!!! "i cant read that!"

    Tempura , shushi, mitsubishi LOL

  • LOL!!! I'm Japanese and is hilarious! Honda! Yamaha! Seiko! FUJITSU!!!

  • shitake-mushroom, kimono-traditional japanese dress, tempura-fried sushi(fish), sushi-fish and rice wrapped in nori (seaweed), sashimi-raw fish (yum!)

  • LMFAO! I aint notice what they were really saying when I saw it at the show so when everyone was laughing I was like wtf??? But I just went along and laughed to fit in lol.

  • shitaki kimono!!! ROFLMAO!! how the hell is that supposed to be "tell me?"

  • lol i cant read that lol thatz better

  • Little Kid: Tempura, sushi, sashimi!!!! *disappears*

    Girl: Jujitsu!

  • Actually I think she said Fujitsu

  • lol!!! "i can't read that! *yahoo local* oh, that's better"

  • This video is not that scary because the only thing that was scary was the writing

  • Apparently you aren't familiar with the Scary Movie trilogy (ironically consisting of four movies).

  • Hmmm...I wonder why...could it be that its a scene from a COMEDY MOVIE????

  • DUHH ITS NOT SCARY ITS FUNNY???!!!

  • its a comedy parody of popular scary movies. so lets hope you dont find it scary

  • sonsheeeebbbbeeeeeeeee

  • its sashimi

  • They are just being stupid to use such words as jap language LMAO

  • lol YAHOO! local

  • None of the is actually japanese sentances. It's a bunch of japanese words thrown together.

  • lol

    thats the grudge ain't it??

  • hallo ( he´s not getting it so she speaks chinese)... harro ?

  • she says 'wait!' It's not supposed to be 'fujitsu!' it's supposed to be 'matte!'

  • lol i get it its sayin stuff in english too! like "honda. nissan. mitsubishi" LMAO!

  • Uhm Honda, Nissan and Mitsubishi are all japanese words.

  • This is awesome!! It cracked me up big time! I remember when I was little, when someone talks to us in English, we reply by saying: "Give me a chocolate, and Ronald Reagan BANZAI!" (Reagan was the president at the time). This footage rocks. A+++++++.

  • ehh...that's not japanese....just a bunch a mumbled japanese words they don't make any sense...-.-"

  • No jutsu means technique

  • The funny thing is, that they are just saying random Japanese words. They arn't really communicating.

  • thx 4 dat its my fav scene

  • Wow. now I can speak japanese. Yamaha sushi kimono!

  • MOE

  • Harakiri tsunami, kamikaze banzai!!!

    WTF LMAO!

  • lol.. talk like that to a japanese guy and he'll karate you.

  • lol yahoo

  • Yamaha, Mitsubichi, Sushi.

    Yeah, you get the point.

  • ave u realised he is just namin a load of electronics

  • Lol according to my dad, that's the Tokyo Chikatetsu map.

    Also translated into Tokyo Train Map lol.

  • Greatest movie ever....

    Well, greatest horror comedy series movie....

  • of course theyre just talking about Japanese food and cars and gods. That's the whole point of the joke.

  • karate yudo sumo samurai...nissan honda mitsubishi subaru...yamaha cassio aiwa.... minolta hitachi seiko toshiba... hilarious

  • misubshi, hitachi, buddah

    hello or maybeeee haro

  • omg how many more people will repeat that idiotic message? in 1932... blah blah blah. very strange how peoples' actions are influenced by.. junk posted on the web. :(

  • in 1932 a girl was raped and then had the words "LUATAKULU" carved into her back. Now that you have read this, you must Send this message to thhe three scariest movies on this site before she comes by your bed on the next full moon with glowing eyes and do the same to you

  • In 2007, a group of braindead faggots registered for Youtube and began posting some Latukalakulu shit in every video. A mysterious group of fed-up people killed them by cutting the words "Grow Up" into their skulls. Now that you have read this message, you are one step closer to getting these asshats banned from Youtube. They will keep it up unless you follow these directions:

    1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

  • Sooooo I guess this girl goes on youtube all the time to check on her update? Do you ahve her e-mail? I've got to seriously talk to her about this glowing eyes thing. It can't be healthy

  • wow, people don't get it... jeez! they're speaking real japanese, but the subs are wrong! and they're saying food names and car names that are in japanese but have made it into america! and anyone who knows that they are food names and stuff will get the joke! that's the whole point! so get over it!

  • que cosa...que raro

  • hahaha they're just saying like japanese foods and stuff, not the lines that are translated

  • hahahaha....funny

  • Hello? .. Haro! LOL

  • bitches need to stop bein rasists

  • Yep, me and the ghost went to eat sashimi soon after that.He's friendly and u shld meet him one day

  • they were just sayin tings like mitsubishi Subaru Toshiba Tsunami etc.

  • ...thats the whole point

  • thats the whole point of the joke... O_o

  • Im Japanese. they are just saying words like "sashimi, sumo, samurai, hibachi, harakiri, toyota, honda," just like average americans who don't know Japanese at all. btw the ghost kid is not even a Japanese. please don't use other Asians to act Japanese roles in hollywood. It just sounds CRAPPY.

    I love the final word "TOSHIBA" (wait! in translation) though. sounds pretty. haha

  • Haha, I like the part where they change the blood on the wall to a map in Yahoo! Locals. Nice job, Wayan brothers! Amazing movie.

  • toshiba!! haha

  • [I speak Jappanese, swear to god] They were not just saying cities.

  • isn't hello suppose to be like "Moshi-moshi"?and y did she said samurai o.O

  • No, hello is "Konichua"- I think. But it wasn't supposed to correct Japanese anyway. That's the joke.

  • Hello? ... Herro?

  • XD car names

  • they are being dumbasses they arent saying the language right hahaha yamazaki samurai

  • I honestly can't believe people (Japanophiles, mainly) actually didn't catch the joke. They were talking in RANDOM JAPENSE WORDS THAT JUST ENDED UP IN OUR CULTURE, PEOPLE.

  • It said some companies like Yamaha, Casio , Aiwa and cars companies name and some Japanese Cultural words like Sumo,Judo,Karate,Samurai, Banzai,Kamikaze. Hear the words first b4 reading the subtitles.

  • and he said Toshiba too..

  • ROFL HE STARTED SAYING CAR COMPANIES "Nissan, honda, mitsubishi, subaru" "yes i was killed and my soul walks the earth!" LOL!

  • fuck u guys..they jus said some random japenese word to sound like they are speaking n japenese..retard

    shashimi....

    domo arrigato gozaimasu~

  • you mistake me for someone who gives a sh*t.

  • lol when she says, buddha, the subtitle says My god:P

  • yea thats right..since Azn God is Buddha..

  • wow.... some people obviously didnt get the joke here.

    SHES SAYING A BUNCH OF RANDOM WORDS IN JAPANESE. NOTICE SHE SAYS SUSHI IN THE MIDDLE. NOWHERE WAS SHE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT RAW FISH THOUGH! >;O

  • no duh, she also says samuri like ten times.

  • "nagasaki okanawa hokaida yokohama!" "your japanese is awful it dishonors my ears"

  • fujitsu :D

  • wtf? Sahimi doesnt mean blood ..lmao

  • it's sashimi

  • nanio? is this proper japanese? are those the correct subtitles? what the hell is this? nani iteru?! baka!!!anata wa baka! anou gomen nasai

  • Nihongo dakedo subtitle wa chigatte tada hen na mono etteru.

    Honto no nihongo dattara ammari omoshiroku naranai kara.

  • Kirai desu...

  • Nannka kirai datta ne.... Demmo chyotto omishirokatta.... Boku no ottosan to okkaasan mo warateta. Dyoho tomo nihonjin.

  • this was a good movie

  • SASHIMIIII!

  • haha.... just watch the movie and put subtitles on ... it  tells u all the words

  • lol, she said tariaki

  • My favoite part. The Yahoo local thing was absolutly hillarious!

  • absolutely the best part! LMFAO!

  • did she say tsunami? :S

  • Yer I think so

  • JAJAJJAJA I LOVE IT JAJAJJA

  • lol dat's weird

  • "Tempura, sushi, sashimiiiiiii!!!"

    LOL now I'm hungry!!

  • lmfao Shitaki Kimono. hahah. Mitsubishi eclipse, subaru hahahah sick clip

  • Yahoo local. lol

  • hmmmmm is dat really jappanese i cant tell so well. and aint the word wait in jappanese suppose to be madei

  • It's Japanese, but bad accent lol. Different words than the subtitles.

    And wait it "matte"

  • I know it's suppose to be retarded funny but at least use real japanese rather than brand names (eg.Mitsubishi, Suburu and Yamaha) or food (sushi, teryaki, sashimi) and when he fades subtitles say "follow my father's blood" but he's just saying "sushi,teriaki sashimi!!!' LOL anyways great vid

  • TO sasuyo4eva: Umm...that was the point of the joke silly! It wouldn't be funny if they use real japanese!

  • your japnaese is horrible it dishonors my ears

  • Shitaki Kimono!! lmfao

  • Silly. I like it.

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • they event cant speak japanese

  • Your A really Dumb kid that was the point of course they can't that wat makes it funny god your a dunbass fag!

  • You mistaken me for someone who gives a shit!

  • sashimiiii *fades out LMAO

  • hahaha, Haro, lol, i like at the end when the ghost is gone and the writing on the wall comes up, shes like "I cant read that" then it turns into Yahoo! Local, lmao.