CVS Pharmacy Prank Call - I'm addicted to Oxycontin

[sweetxavalanchex]

And really, you called her a bitch at the end? She's a health professional who has a doctorate degree in pharmacy, and you're trash chugging beer on camera and posting videos to youtube like it makes you cool. She obviously didn't have time for your bullshit...who would? What, did you think that she was gonna sit there and keep talking to you? Actually agree to what you were saying? It probably became really obvious that it was fake anyway.

[sweetxavalanchex]

This is so bitchy. I'm a technician and I can't even believe this. Idiots like you do this shit, and then it holds up our time with customers, who end up getting mad at us for waiting. Like really, you have nothing better to do than prank call a pharmacy? This is beyond pathetic. But OMG, let's post it on youtube so we can be famous! xD GTFO. It's sad that they probably had to put a doctor or another person with a serious problem on hold, so that they could deal with your stupid ass.

[uselessjunk1]

Rather then asking for Oxycontin, why don't you ask for a diet pills... Or better yet some freakin ugly pill.

[kyleeboynton]

quit haten

[assyrianking44]

STFU and just show us your God damn fat tits, you stupid cunt

[YesOuiSi]

OK, this prank is a bit on the cruel side, but I have to admit that I find these sorts of pranks intriguing in some warped way. It's like looking at a train wreck!

[pacvsmayweather]

fuckin retarded

[canbuyu]

Gay

[thebakerman1]

Why do people post shit like this? Joke or not, this is the reason there's so much negative attention directed to this drug and why legitimate users who actually *need* it have the problems they do getting it.

This isn't funny. It isn't cool. It's just plain fucking STUPID to call a pharmacy and waste precious time of people who are AT WORK.

I wish the pharmacy had written down the phone number calling them and called the police. That would change this asshole's direction real quick.

LOSERS.

[readynow12345]

WTF, this is suppose to be funny, dumb bitch get a life this is really really stupid.

[willdasav]

Bitch you need some Herpesin' look at that blistered ass lip....

[cajunveggie]

What if your(or someone else) grandmother just checked out of the hospital after two weeks of heart surgery, and was waiting in line at this pharmacy for her heart and pain pills.

Would you want some jackass on the phone with the pharmacist? Go spend more time in the gym and don't think you don't have a long history or getting meds in ur future big girl. It will catch up with you.

[whyareyou221]

for ppl who are really addicited..... FUCK OFF FAT WANNA BEE WHORE...!!! suck a dick up till you hickup

[WillBackbone]

Maybe when these "losers" grow mature and have to support themselves then they will see what idiots they were.

[djkissbird]

lol I woulda hung up on you right when you asked can you slip me some?

[ZebraCupcake1280]

@aNTYJONES

SHE IS NOT UGLY STOP IT

IT WAS FUNNY

[CMERDA4666]

That was so gay! common

Oh n the guy next to yu s farts smell like condoms

[xxddangerxx]

Fat Trash. Wasting our time while we're trying to help people and do our job. I hope you get addicted to to drugs or as the other person said... Adipex should be on a prescription pad for you my dear.

[bonezillion]

It's not Oxy-cotton. It's oxy-con-tin. My dad's a legal drug dealer.

[nik0bellicsir]

@bonezillion RETARD THATS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT

[bonezillion]

@nik0bellicsir That's how the general public with 8th grade educations pronounce it.

[DrScotchDrinker]

You should have asked for phentermine.

[14emagdnim]

Wow you guys are really stupid what are you ten years old

[rarejd]

Um yeah, while you were making this crank call, the lady on the next line needed to know if she should take her infant to the emergency room cause her child just swallowed gummy vitamins, and the pharmacists almost messed up someone's real rx by allowing a zero in the wrong place. Funny.

[SUNAZ309]

FUCKING DUMB BITCH

[early00cuyler]

its people like you that do thingslike this, that makes it hard for the people that really need meds like oxy hard to get a prx filled !! your a jack ass and a poor excuse for a prank caller !! it would be really messed up if they got robbed ...think before you slur and lisp redneck !!

[TPpizzle]

oxycontin addiction is no joke you fat slut

[SecludedMemory]

@TPpizzle Thank you.

[MrAlbo420]

When you have REAL, CHRONIC PAIN the chances of addiction are about 80% less than if you took it when you HAVE NO PAIN!l THAT was all I was trying to say. There is a BIG difference between a PHYSICAL addiction and a MENTAL addiction. It would be far to complicated for you to comprehend..so why waste my time?? Have a Nice Day! :)

[SecludedMemory]

@MrAlbo420 If you have real, chronic pain (which I do), the motive for taking it is different than those using it recreationally, but physical addiction to a chemical is unavoidable if you take it regularly. Of course I'm going to be in pain without my pills, but I'll also be going through severe withdrawal. Withdrawal itself is excruciating, but having that on top of pain from a severe injury is absolute hell. Physical dependence isn't something that can be overcome by power of mind alone

[theeturnone]

hahahaa, LMAO

[ItsAllJustMovement]

she has amazing breasts wow!!!

[jtoppe2]

that was less of a prank call and more of an annoying phone call... what would have made it funny is if somebody had punched you in the face mid-call. i would have probably laughed at that. yeah... do it again, but have somebody punch you in the face.

[msk7046]

This is NOT funny. It IS proof YOU and your "friend" need some serious help even if you're not addicted to opioids.

[ladystellarel]

Really not funny. As a tech who has always worked in pharmacy, we receive forged scripts and real threats over controlled drug medication and other addictive medications, not to mention everything else that goes on in the average day working in pharmacy. Working in pharmacy can be stressful but we need to stay focused on treating REAL patients SAFELY. Find something better to do with your time, please.

[4472038]

Obviously your not really n addict, cause they got WAY better excuses than that!!! Stay in school big gurl, cause your kinda dumb

[MrAlbo420]

WELL THANK YOU ASSHOLES! It is People like you that MAKE IT HARD FOR ME, A person in pain 24/7, to GET it prescribed in the first place !! Without People abusing (or FAKING abuse, like THIS video!) Purdue wouldn't have HAD to change over to OXYCONTIN OP, which doesn't WORK as effectively as the OXY OC!!! Give people like US, I suffer with MS, the RELIEF they NEED!!

[devin6116]

@MrAlbo420 The ONLY reason you don't want the OP Oxys is because you can't break it down for your NEEDLE ASSHOLE!

[MrAlbo420]

@devin6116 NEVER used a needle, EVER! If I WANTED to, I could tell you the CORRECT way to extract Oxycontin from the Inert ingredients, like the Carnuba Wax ,put in so you can't ABUSE IT! But, I'll never tell !! I want the OC's because they work better on my PAIN! NOT to get "HIGH" off it!!!

[MrAlbo420]

First off, I NEVER used a needle in my entire LIFE! Second, I am NOT addicted to it..I take as prescribed! What I was saying is that the OPs DO NOT work as well as the OCs! AHh..Dee AHH DEE AH Dat's all , Folks!. 

[devin6116]

@MrAlbo420 First off, just because you take them as prescribed doesn't mean you're not addicted to them. If you've used them daily for more than 6 months, you're an addict. Don't believe it? Stop taking them for a day or two and see what happens. It'll be withdrawals galore for you! It's synthetic Heroin for God's sake!! Second, OPs are the exact same strength as OCs. It's all in your mind. The only reason people like OCs better is because they either want to snort em or fire em.. So BOOYAA!!

[hijaz99]

@MrAlbo420 agreed, I work as a tech and we never fill narcs for patients because people like this.

we very rarely fill it for patients that we have been working with for years and know very well.

i wish people were more responsible and mature.

[hijaz99]

@MrAlbo420 agreed, I work as a tech and we never fill narcs for patients because people like this.

we very rarely fill it for patients that we have been working with for years and know very well.

i wish people were more responsible and mature.

[chrissytinalalala]

@MrAlbo420 I am truly sorry you experience chronic pain. MS is a horrible disease. I wish it could be cured. I have family members who have pain 24/7 too (not due to MS). They suffer greatly and people think they are abusers. My heart reaches out for you and all who truly suffer from pain. =/

[chrissytinalalala]

That's horrible. Addiction is not a joke. It's a serious problem.

[MrAlbo420]

@chrissytinalalala UMM yeah if you are really addicted , it is NO joke! Obviously this is just a few IMMATURE IDIOTS Wasting a pharmacies precious time!...Thank you :)

[DanisNavy]

This pharmacy person talked to this person WAAAAY to long - if I would have taken the call it would have been over in less than 15 seconds! lol

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

is the st.luke the cvs girl was talking about the one in quakertown, pa?

[MattMac21]

ugh u fat whore... this is not entertaining at all. You think oc addiction is funny?

[kjchillz]

wow your fat... any annoying, lose lose!

[sepultura7771]

Ignore the haters, this was good. Prank calls that are over the top and taken too far are hung up on very quickly. You did a good job by not being ridiculous and keeping the pharmacist on the line. It wasn't piss your pants funny but it was cool and I liked it

[demboyswashuge]

Andy Milonakis with a wig and tits? This is NOT funny at all!!! You are an idiot.

[BurningOvaries]

>.> Wtf. I hate people.

[MilitantDOAR]

Stupid ugly fat bitch with a lisp, hurry up and die, this was not funny at all.

[bizzyindmp220]

my mom used to sell oxy to like 3 dudes when she worked in a pharmacy and never got caught. shoulda called her pharmacy son woulda got you a hookup outta a prank call

[testerz123456]

you should do a prank call where you say that you are addicted to junk food and light beer, you fat bitch

[butthead6886]

meh

[gfc56]

Fat tit whore

[AutoDetailer]

your fuckin retarded

[Lardillau66]

She is lamé , look at THE fa.. fu.... Iff got THE shivers from à thing like that fat f.......

[Lardillau66]

B. She Sad to THE woman on THE fone Look here self bhaaaaaaaa what à ugly f. Fil in youre self If i wase à adict to what ever, i did not f.......that thing for what öre how manny oxy thy gave me That thing is not human. Lau weert

[ming746]

haha as someone who does oxy that was funny shit

[GrinningDemon99]

i dunno bout you guys but id LOVE TO HAVE HER SIT ON MY FACE WOOOO! then beant my face in with thoes huge ass bangging tits..gawd yo msg me girl i get a script of 60s every month we cacn be friends LOLOL

[froznic]

Drugs is a hell of a thing!

[NathanielChristopher]

Okay, this made me laugh! :)

[Correctivemind]

MOOOO-That what I say you nasty *&^%^

[xmethadonian4u1]

this isn't a good prank call she ain't pretty and neither is her voice.

[AntyJones]

ugly fat hoe... not funny at all worst prank call you nasal jew

[leprincedesfees]

why is this even necessary? if you don't like it, watch something else.

[MrAlbo420]

Really! You can always watch CRANK YANKERS ( Comedy Central) on Comcast On Demand. If not, you can watch them on HULU! 

[demboyswashuge]

@AntyJones Thank you for hitting it dead on!

[subslament]

Are you really addicted?

Because if not you shouldent be fucking around.

[ten8goa]

INCREDIBLY FUKN STUPID

[Jeffluvs80s]

Go to the ER!!! I Love it when people say that??? and I know you do to.

[Correctivemind]

I was talking about what she was doin not her face DUH

[kim101011970]

Correctivemind, you are a serious prick from hell. I wasn't calling the girl in the vid a 1st rate a-hole. I was calling you one. Go jerk off or something. Find some pic's of PeeWee Herman or something and go hard, looser.

[CrunkFizz12]

u have big tits

[mnreptiles]

Damn thats one ugly bitch and one fucked up voice.

[kim101011970]

You are a first rate f*****g ass****.

[Correctivemind]

Darn stay in where ever you are from lady you are madddd uglllllylllllyy

[Jeffluvs80s]

This has to be the stupidest video I have EVER seen on YouTube.LOL

[Jeffluvs80s]

I hate how you southerners pronounce the word "pills" You guys say

Dem der peeeels...Its so fucking annoying.

[ThePrankCallChannel]

it was a fake accent

[eveningstorm7]

I know, it almost annoys me as much as some of the things you yankees say.

[Flaminmonky2]

@Jeffluvs80s No doubt, and why is everyone from the south so god damn retarded?

[Jeffluvs80s]

Its so funny that you are addicted to them ther peeeeeeeeeeeels Go back to Alabama.

[ThePrankCallChannel]

it was a fake accent

[imfungidd]

I am a pharmacist. People need to stop making fun of us. We are professional people!!!!!!!!!!!

[bungholefunhole]

to bad it didnt work =\

[reelgangstazskip]

wow. you think this shit is funny? you're obviously ignorant. addiction is a serious issue, and so are crimes related to drugs, and specifically opiates like oxycontin.

[Th3R34LR47]

It's a prank call, It's suppose to make someone believe something that you are not.

This was a bad one and wasn't funny but some "Addiction" calls are funny as fuck

Yeah it's serious when it's real.

Get a sense of humor when it's not.

[ebey235]

are you seriuos?

[Tracy3686]

bwahhahaha. hilarious.

[BlowinBigSmoke]

lmao i wounder what they thought?

[LAcoFIREguy]

This shit is funny! Nice job!!!!

[krazyami2002]

OMG and this is the girl i let watch my son!! ha ha love u little sis

[sexciibytch17]

y u alwaiisz driinkiin?

[MrAlbo420]

@sexciibytch17 I think it is a speech impediment, actually!! There is help for that....at an EARLY AGE!!!!

[Lightningbaron69]

Can I suck on your tits as well?

[chismoso1000]

I'm addicted to her OxyTits!

[devinefist81]

can i suck your fat TIts...

[Hellzfyre]

Good job! Very funny!

[floooble3]

LOL!

She was all. "Well, we don't have any. But look somewhere else." at the beginning.

ROFL.

[skittlehappymatt]

that was fukn funny!!!