Chuck Norris is sunk in a deep meditation, preparing for the epic 21-12-2012 battle. TechnoViking summons his techno powers. The earth is gonna shake and burn, I tell ya!...
The sound at 1:51 gives me such a special feeling as if I remember something that was long ago, something fresh or unique (this techno has some kind of LSD effect, though I've never used it fortunately) :D
I.M A BIG GUY BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY THAT IS NOT A GUY TO MESS WITH! GREAT REMIX KEEP UP THE MIXES RICHARD SHOUTING OUT FROM UK..........................
People laugh and think this is funny. This is not funny. This is a way of life. A way of life that shits bass on your way of life. If i knew how to write in Nordic, I would have, I am sorry technoviking. VALHALLLLA
The great TECHNOVIKING is not a simple man of flesh and bone.. But rather a force of power beyond manly comprehension, existing in whatever small way within all of us, pulling us to the dancefloor, giving us the courage to stand up to annoying bastards and causing our hearts to beat. Long live the TECHNOVIKING!
The collision of the Falcon and Ganon Punch created a being called Might which took the sacred virginity of Athena, and in this instance a being known as Cunning was created from the shadows. The two meet and take God from behind. The result was this Universe, Chuck Norris, and iced tea. Completely elsewhere there was an overseer, only known as The Rule of Belt and Pants who had a son named King. His brother Moves created Techno as the weapon he would use to exact Justice on the known Universe.
I put this song full volume and if my neighbors say something i call Tekno Viking
zhadowx 5 days ago
Should be in Skyrim
apedap 1 month ago 2
LIKE A BOSS!
cyberc41 1 month ago 4
This guy is a symbol of manliness in pure culture!!! my hero
foleg89 1 month ago
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MidioMusik 1 month ago
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MidioMusik 1 month ago
lol cool
a0991918 1 month ago
2:00 the holy bottle with mdma :D
Lolix14 2 months ago 3
God Damn BASSSS
patyptak18 2 months ago
No special effects were used in the making of this video.
ANDREAILB 2 months ago
i love this video!
foleg89 2 months ago
0:39 He comes down from the Walhalla ready to punish all the infedels mortals
1:51 Here the Holy Waters to infuse the power of the ancients inside his immortal body
2:17 Technoviking:"Thanks pity human" / Human: I do not deserve to talk with this God. Odin take my life as punishment
3:37 Technoviking:"Ohh mhh orders from the Walhalla, we must find and kill Justin Bieber, Must go now! For the Ancients i will slay him! i Swear it!
Shouglight 2 months ago 3
@juicyi3ig ; Agreed....
DarkSecret48 3 months ago
So much might in a single being!!!
Chuck Norris is sunk in a deep meditation, preparing for the epic 21-12-2012 battle. TechnoViking summons his techno powers. The earth is gonna shake and burn, I tell ya!...
Protherium 4 months ago
loll cool but it's boring! love technovicking <3
mariemychelle 4 months ago in playlist Favoris de mariemychelle
The sound at 1:51 gives me such a special feeling as if I remember something that was long ago, something fresh or unique (this techno has some kind of LSD effect, though I've never used it fortunately) :D
Ramizello 4 months ago
Chuck Norris always checks underneath his bed before he sleeps so that the Techno Viking isn't lurking there.
AdmiralCoconuts 4 months ago 17
THIS track A "Winstan & Noia - Save Change And Exit" !
wyoming289 4 months ago
Holy Water FTW <3
xMAincZykZz 5 months ago
gutes Video...guter Ton...passt!
Wie nennt man den Musikstil?gilt das noch als Schranz?^^
tommi7678 5 months ago
WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM!!!
AsocaDiez 5 months ago 18
@rsswlsn2 What is the name of this song:)
thomezs 6 months ago
this doesnt sound like a remix, this sounds just like the one in the video, the genuine song in the related videos isnt even that heavy
paldesic2009 6 months ago
This guy is a GOD! Maybe he know Thor too.. :P
macman507 6 months ago
The Technoviking is one of the cool things we germans are known for :'DD
Mercenaryow 6 months ago
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"Save the Humans-Thor" FUCKING EPIC
just9chillin 6 months ago
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Save us techno viking
just9chillin 6 months ago
Amazing simple but tottaly cool
capel11111 7 months ago
this def isnt what i was lookin for.. thumbs up if the the same
this is some odd sh*t
juicyi3ig 7 months ago
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@roboto227 well, because it's the remix of a dub techno..... I'd call it hard dub. (and for haters out there no I don't mean dumb)
just9chillin 7 months ago
what is this music genre calld?, hardtechno?, schranz ..???
roboto227 7 months ago
This is why I love that I'm from Sweden.... Vikings made US....
lilillbill 7 months ago
Techno Viking [DOWNLOAD MP3] 1st and 2nd song /watch?v=4f8aZfaVEJs
CrystalMethod666 7 months ago
133 people R.I.P.
SimpleUser11 7 months ago
Chuck Norris VS Techno Viking wud be a epic fight huh?.
xMAincZykZz 7 months ago
@xMAincZykZz Techno Viking is the son of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris decided to play Dungeons and Dragons... his character's name was Odin.
Verixus113 6 months ago
@Verixus113 No. Just no.
anticravity 6 months ago 3
@Verixus113
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!
ShonolidoShonake 6 months ago in playlist TrchnoViking
Vikings = Danish !!
POWER !!
PsychedelicInDaBrain 8 months ago
@PsychedelicInDaBrain LOL...go home and read history!
treskofaen 7 months ago
where is techno viking somebody interview this guy, somebody get to him and show the world!!!!
Necroman666 8 months ago
He's walking through Valhalha
Necroman666 8 months ago 3
@Necroman666 dude hell yah this is a trip i hope the after life is as cool as this vid!!!
mattnukem3 8 months ago
whats the actual songs name
aguppie 8 months ago
nice!!!! awesome man. thanks for sharing.
g7b7a7 9 months ago
We'll meet in Valhalla, warrior!
usmc212 9 months ago in playlist funny crap
I.M A BIG GUY BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY THAT IS NOT A GUY TO MESS WITH! GREAT REMIX KEEP UP THE MIXES RICHARD SHOUTING OUT FROM UK..........................
therichm10 9 months ago
If Technoviking stops dancing, the Ragnarok will come.
VITYVIKTOR 9 months ago
First voices reminds me of NIHILANTH!
MMDbZgT 9 months ago
Olaf aproves!
santossouto 10 months ago
God Bless The Technoviking!
MrFremonter 10 months ago
Music has no meaning, no soul, what is this shit?!
Joeses15 10 months ago
@Joeses15 shut the hell up!
MrFremonter 10 months ago 4
@Joeses15 Technoviking is not amused by your comment and will now feed you to the Techno gods so that we may continue to obey our Techno overloads.
ninjamemnoch 9 months ago
@Joeses15 - music isn't always about deep meenings and soul posessing. It's sometimes about simply relaxing and hanging out.
lodziklocPL 8 months ago
not bad ! but i bet he can't put a fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it !!!!
THEIRONMAN9 10 months ago
Techno viking is awsome
but is abbs are scary
SonOfjackass94 10 months ago
omg i was looking for those songs for such a long time, finally i can dance along the street like him >:D
PoppinCheese 10 months ago
Techno Viking knows where is Wally
panpala 10 months ago 2
2:59...........For he is a god......
tacoburritokinghank 11 months ago
TechnoViking I am your father.
octopuspick 1 year ago
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I'd love to dance to this at a rave!
ANDREAILB 1 year ago
for u Our Lord!
Strelok01 1 year ago
Across Bifrost he comes
13ane 1 year ago
This gets harder every time i watch it. AWESOME.
wertstahl 1 year ago 3
gotta love techno viking because he's sexy. :)
Tigerandpebbles 1 year ago
awesome beat
999LAZAR999mne 1 year ago
Lol, he's so fucking Stèk!
micros43 1 year ago
This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm
justplayfm 1 year ago
Techno Viking is probably the only Badass in the world who can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse Kick. Then return with a POINTED FINGER OF DOOM
TheeGnome 1 year ago
Ficou ducaralho.
O melhor que ja viu.
Parebens, Show de bola mesmo.
joeegi 1 year ago
trippy just f'ing trippy clip dude! n im not even high
SemiOne1 1 year ago
@SemiOne1 sooo true if he had the chance he wauld suck his cock in a split second.
adamsfamlie 1 year ago
lol his nipples move .-. not gay just stating it xD
hardstyleking200 1 year ago
hate to see his boyfriend haha
Wolfey2kaii9 1 year ago
@TheSexybadassboy Says a guy named TheSexyBadassboy ?
lundholm4 1 year ago
i steh total auf den scheiss !
nitrotec34 1 year ago
love it
Bubbledupple 1 year ago
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neutax 1 year ago
People laugh and think this is funny. This is not funny. This is a way of life. A way of life that shits bass on your way of life. If i knew how to write in Nordic, I would have, I am sorry technoviking. VALHALLLLA
carusoa21 1 year ago 2
in soviet russia, the soviet russia visits techno viking
ThraxasMag85 1 year ago
lol as gay as this sounds yu cant help but look at his tittys bop up and down
boxyhawk 1 year ago 3
@boxyhawk His bopping titties make up 50% of this videos awesomeness.
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The Mayans predicted the world will end in 2012. Today many people believe it will be due to a Nuclear Armageddon.
Little do we know the Mayans, in fact, predicted the fight between Chuck Norris and Techno Viking
petrosin3231 1 year ago
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Little do we know the Mayans, in fact, predicted the fight between Chuck Norris and Techno Viking
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The Mayans predicted the world will end in 2012. Today many people believe it will be due to a Nuclear Armageddon.
Little do we know the Mayans, in fact, predicted the fight between Chuck Norris and Techno Viking
petrosin3231 1 year ago
The spartans were known as a race of warriors who bowed down to no one, until the Technoviking came.
EvilDanzig 1 year ago 57
@EvilDanzig I am Greek and I laughed my ass off at your comment! hahaha Techno Viking seriously rocks!
mebrowneyedgirl 7 months ago
@mebrowneyedgirl :D
EvilDanzig 7 months ago
@mebrowneyedgirl That he does! I love everything greek too!
EvilDanzig 2 months ago
Techno Viking watched the videotape from The Ring and no one called him after that.
wlx456123 1 year ago 2
wth!!
underslashable 1 year ago
what is the real song name (not remixed)
terrortarik1 1 year ago
The great TECHNOVIKING is not a simple man of flesh and bone.. But rather a force of power beyond manly comprehension, existing in whatever small way within all of us, pulling us to the dancefloor, giving us the courage to stand up to annoying bastards and causing our hearts to beat. Long live the TECHNOVIKING!
gislistify 1 year ago
wow!!!
777Mrshadows 1 year ago
@kikiCar88
i know the song name but i forget it, but i will remember, i will tell you if i find it out
RichieAusBerlin 1 year ago
all hail to techno viking the thor raper
soulreaverdoug 1 year ago
no special effects were used in the making of this video.
santista12 1 year ago 195
LMAO!!!
elmonster213 1 year ago
@santista12 already used......
petrosin3231 1 year ago
@santista12 Taking my line from the No. 1 video I see. Lol. Oh, and I would like to add, no special effects were used in the making of this comment.
bongtoke7108 1 year ago 4
@bongtoke7108 was it u i got it from? lolz sry just thought it was really funny and took the liberty of sharing a good laugh =)
santista12 1 year ago
@santista12 Techno Viking is the special effects in every video :)
Tigerandpebbles 1 year ago 4
i am So afraid
So afraid
let's escape, let's escape
everybody.......take your legs !
xXxAigoxXx 1 year ago
he's not dancing to the music. The Music dances to the Viking.
MSiFlip 1 year ago
wtf is up the rainbow??
BlingingBenjamin 1 year ago
what is this music called :O:O???
roboto227 1 year ago
@roboto227
hard techno
m0rtem0bire 1 year ago
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this video is the most homosexual thing thing ive ever seen! i want the last 4 minutes of my life back!!
dizasteroid7 1 year ago
this video is the most homosexual thing thing ive ever seen! i want the last 4 minutes of my life back!!
dizasteroid7 1 year ago
@dizasteroid7 hahahaha thats funny
lucianwindgates 1 year ago
HE lead the crowd to VICTORY!!!
Subject13x 1 year ago
Asgarde dances to Techno Viking.
Verixus113 1 year ago
yep don't fuck with the technoviking he'll rip ya heart out n dance to the beat
ukhardcorednb 1 year ago 4
Techno Viking vs Chuck Norris. I got 20$ on Norris.
lenin1928 1 year ago
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@lenin1928 yep don't fuck with the technoviking he'll rip ya heart out n dance to the beat
ukhardcorednb 1 year ago
@lenin1928 It looks like you're about to lose 20$.
omgitscrobles 1 year ago
ALXMUALIM LOL
FeltWilsonCrew 1 year ago
richtig gutes mixtape! ^^
Sk8erwms 1 year ago
Technoviking goes berserk!
ElMaco94 1 year ago
VALHALHA REVOLUTION
GREGORSAMSAA 1 year ago
techno viking aka God
1unknown2345 1 year ago
@1unknown2345 does your dad know you grew up to be a pansy faggot homo?
dizasteroid7 1 year ago
oh man the bald guy has the holy water now D:!
elFinEntusManos 1 year ago
i totally look up to him! he's my god!
ECST4C 1 year ago 2
You sould make this video suck less pretty quickly, you're running out of time.
cmlsldr74d 1 year ago
hahaha 3:43 save the humans, not interested.
crennigo 1 year ago
The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking...
1MrEvens 1 year ago
this is the sickest shit i ever seen stoned
Frankii3 1 year ago
this shit is sooooooooooooooooo fucking trippy
streetking1337 1 year ago
this beat gives me a boner.
omgitscrobles 1 year ago 4
I bow down and pray to techno viking.
loismlsx 1 year ago
love it
brunobliss 1 year ago
Valhalla Welcom :D
WojuPK 1 year ago
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if the techno viking can do it, so can you...lol.
zero1gmv 1 year ago
techno viking is rejuvenated by your drink :))
mihainutiu 1 year ago
perfect...awesome stuff...lets you know what real life is. thumbs up~
zero1gmv 1 year ago
@zero1gmv Real life? Are you kidding? It's true then, the world IS full of retarded hippies.
cmlsldr74d 1 year ago
@cmlsldr74d only in your small world. haha.
zero1gmv 1 year ago
chuck norris beware.
HarhaStobe 1 year ago
lol this is crazy man
RainyDay1992 1 year ago
When Chuck Norris crosses a busy street, he makes sure to look both ways for the Techno Viking.
Viktir666 1 year ago 109
LOL!
2706588 1 year ago
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@Viktir666 The Mayans predicted the world will end in 2012. Today many people believe it will be due to a Nuclear Armageddon.
Little do we know the Mayans, in fact, predicted the fight between Chuck Norris and Techno Viking
petrosin3231 1 year ago
I see Bifrost, the rainbow bridge.
Viktir666 1 year ago
wtf...
rassipassi 1 year ago
his chest hypnotizes me
MachineFight 1 year ago 2
Keith Jardine!!!
imnotbad9 1 year ago
@imnotbad9 NO! Denton Van Zan :D
MachineFight 1 year ago
When i see this it feels like im on drugs lol... And i know what thats like, but this is better
favsncrap 1 year ago
jesus thats a raw beat, good stuff
SteveBloomerDCFC 1 year ago
Best of all parodys on Techno Viking !!!! Really best !!!
sasami34 1 year ago
fucking A*** bin lookin for ages
Dalestube123 1 year ago
is in the heaven with techno viking ....
MrVikingo08 1 year ago
I like the video and effects, but not the song : /
DukeOfWupass 1 year ago
the bassline at 2:25ish is sick
ProTeenAthlete 1 year ago
techno viking donts dance to music. music dances to techno viking. aheil techno viking
emorocks333 1 year ago
Jack Bauer can kill Chuck Norris too :D and Jack Bauer can make Chuck Norris cry :D
IceQL 1 year ago
dude u got some skillz awesome mix!
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Techno Viking, The only man that can actually kill Chuck norris!
FragForceAssault 1 year ago
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FragForceAssault 1 year ago
Extasy Wasser
maazzee 1 year ago
Shut up! I have the story. Thor told me.
executableapplet 1 year ago 3
The collision of the Falcon and Ganon Punch created a being called Might which took the sacred virginity of Athena, and in this instance a being known as Cunning was created from the shadows. The two meet and take God from behind. The result was this Universe, Chuck Norris, and iced tea. Completely elsewhere there was an overseer, only known as The Rule of Belt and Pants who had a son named King. His brother Moves created Techno as the weapon he would use to exact Justice on the known Universe.
executableapplet 1 year ago 12
What the Fuck are you talking about?
xRandom4000 1 year ago
damn this is top rate i have been listening to this all day at work
kidhalo 1 year ago
LOL xD...0:26 5/5
VocalEternity 1 year ago
i bloody love the water effect! aaawesome :D
klingaacik 1 year ago
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this is not techno, fuckign germany, this si somthing kind baby style, i can do better whit paints noobs
Engl1tch3d 1 year ago
LOL
nyulimuli 1 year ago
Man, I was once atheist until I saw the original techno viking video.
wintroller 1 year ago 5
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!!
v453000 2 years ago 3
sam sie usuń kurwo techniAwska
marcino255 2 years ago
Techno Viking, The only man that can actually kill Chuck norris!
kvicken2000 2 years ago 136