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  • I put this song full volume and if my neighbors say something i call Tekno Viking

  • Should be in Skyrim

  • LIKE A BOSS!

  • This guy is a symbol of manliness in pure culture!!! my hero

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  • lol cool

  • 2:00 the holy bottle with mdma :D

  • God Damn BASSSS

  • No special effects were used in the making of this video.

  • i love this video!

  • 0:39 He comes down from the Walhalla ready to punish all the infedels mortals

    1:51 Here the Holy Waters to infuse the power of the ancients inside his immortal body

    2:17 Technoviking:"Thanks pity human" / Human: I do not deserve to talk with this God. Odin take my life as punishment

    3:37 Technoviking:"Ohh mhh orders from the Walhalla, we must find and kill Justin Bieber, Must go now! For the Ancients i will slay him! i Swear it!

  • @juicyi3ig ; Agreed....

  • So much might in a single being!!!

    Chuck Norris is sunk in a deep meditation, preparing for the epic 21-12-2012 battle. TechnoViking summons his techno powers. The earth is gonna shake and burn, I tell ya!...

  • loll cool but it's boring! love technovicking <3

  • The sound at 1:51 gives me such a special feeling as if I remember something that was long ago, something fresh or unique (this techno has some kind of LSD effect, though I've never used it fortunately) :D

  • Chuck Norris always checks underneath his bed before he sleeps so that the Techno Viking isn't lurking there.

  • THIS track A "Winstan & Noia - Save Change And Exit" !

  • Holy Water FTW <3

  • gutes Video...guter Ton...passt!

    Wie nennt man den Musikstil?gilt das noch als Schranz?^^

  • WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM WABOM!!!

  • @rsswlsn2 What is the name of this song:)

  • this doesnt sound like a remix, this sounds just like the one in the video, the genuine song in the related videos isnt even that heavy 

  • This guy is a GOD! Maybe he know Thor too.. :P

  • The Technoviking is one of the cool things we germans are known for :'DD

  • Amazing simple but tottaly cool

  • this def isnt what i was lookin for.. thumbs up if the the same

    this is some odd sh*t

  • what is this music genre calld?, hardtechno?, schranz ..???

  • This is why I love that I'm from Sweden.... Vikings made US....

  • Techno Viking [DOWNLOAD MP3] 1st and 2nd song /watch?v=4f8aZfaVEJs

  • 133  people R.I.P.

  • Chuck Norris VS Techno Viking wud be a epic fight huh?.

  • @xMAincZykZz Techno Viking is the son of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris decided to play Dungeons and Dragons... his character's name was Odin.

  • @Verixus113 No. Just no.

  • @Verixus113

    BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

  • Vikings = Danish !!

    POWER !!

  • @PsychedelicInDaBrain LOL...go home and read history!

  • where is techno viking somebody interview this guy, somebody get to him and show the world!!!!

  • He's walking through Valhalha

  • @Necroman666 dude hell yah this is a trip i hope the after life is as cool as this vid!!!

  • whats the actual songs name

  • nice!!!! awesome man.  thanks for sharing.

  • We'll meet in Valhalla, warrior!

  • I.M A BIG GUY BUT I WILL HAVE TO SAY THAT IS NOT A GUY TO MESS WITH! GREAT REMIX KEEP UP THE MIXES RICHARD SHOUTING OUT FROM UK..........................

  • If Technoviking stops dancing, the Ragnarok will come.

  • First voices reminds me of NIHILANTH!

  • Olaf aproves!

  • God Bless The Technoviking!

  • Music has no meaning, no soul, what is this shit?!

  • @Joeses15 shut the hell up!

  • @Joeses15 Technoviking is not amused by your comment and will now feed you to the Techno gods so that we may continue to obey our Techno overloads.

  • @Joeses15 - music isn't always about deep meenings and soul posessing. It's sometimes about simply relaxing and hanging out.

  • not bad ! but i bet he can't put a fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it !!!!

  • Techno viking is awsome

    but is abbs are scary

  • omg i was looking for those songs for such a long time, finally i can dance along the street like him >:D

  • Techno Viking knows where is Wally

  • 2:59...........For he is a god......

  • TechnoViking I am your father.

  • for u Our Lord!

  • Across Bifrost he comes

  • This gets harder every time i watch it. AWESOME.

  • gotta love techno viking because he's sexy. :)

  • awesome beat

    

  • Lol, he's so fucking Stèk!

  • This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm

  • Techno Viking is probably the only Badass in the world who can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse Kick. Then return with a POINTED FINGER OF DOOM

  • Ficou ducaralho.

    O melhor que ja viu.

    Parebens, Show de bola mesmo.

  • trippy just f'ing trippy clip dude! n im not even high

  • @SemiOne1 sooo true if he had the chance he wauld suck his cock in a split second.

  • lol his nipples move .-. not gay just stating it xD

  • hate to see his boyfriend haha

  • @TheSexybadassboy Says a guy named TheSexyBadassboy ?

  • i steh total auf den scheiss !

  • love it

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  • People laugh and think this is funny. This is not funny. This is a way of life. A way of life that shits bass on your way of life. If i knew how to write in Nordic, I would have, I am sorry technoviking. VALHALLLLA

  • in soviet russia, the soviet russia visits techno viking

  • lol as gay as this sounds yu cant help but look at his tittys bop up and down

  • @boxyhawk His bopping titties make up 50% of this videos awesomeness.

  • The spartans were known as a race of warriors who bowed down to no one, until the Technoviking came.

  • @EvilDanzig I am Greek and I laughed my ass off at your comment! hahaha Techno Viking seriously rocks!

  • @mebrowneyedgirl That he does! I love everything greek too!

  • Techno Viking watched the videotape from The Ring and no one called him after that.

  • wth!!

  • what is the real song name (not remixed)

  • The great TECHNOVIKING is not a simple man of flesh and bone.. But rather a force of power beyond manly comprehension, existing in whatever small way within all of us, pulling us to the dancefloor, giving us the courage to stand up to annoying bastards and causing our hearts to beat. Long live the TECHNOVIKING!

  • wow!!!

  • @kikiCar88

    i know the song name but i forget it, but i will remember, i will tell you if i find it out

  • all hail to techno viking the thor raper

  • no special effects were used in the making of this video.

  • LMAO!!!

  • @santista12 already used......

  • @santista12 Taking my line from the No. 1 video I see. Lol. Oh, and I would like to add, no special effects were used in the making of this comment.

  • @bongtoke7108 was it u i got it from? lolz sry just thought it was really funny and took the liberty of sharing a good laugh =)

  • @santista12 Techno Viking is the special effects in every video :)

  • i am So afraid

    So afraid

    let's escape, let's escape

    everybody.......take your legs !

  • he's not dancing to the music. The Music dances to the Viking.

  • wtf is up the rainbow??

  • what is this music called :O:O???

  • @roboto227

    hard techno

  • this video is the most homosexual thing thing ive ever seen! i want the last 4 minutes of my life back!!

  • @dizasteroid7 hahahaha thats funny

  • HE lead the crowd to VICTORY!!!

  • Asgarde dances to Techno Viking.

  • yep don't fuck with the technoviking he'll rip ya heart out n dance to the beat

  • Techno Viking vs Chuck Norris. I got 20$ on Norris.

  • @lenin1928 It looks like you're about to lose 20$.

  • ALXMUALIM LOL

  • richtig gutes mixtape! ^^

  • Technoviking goes berserk!

  • VALHALHA REVOLUTION

  • techno viking aka God

  • @1unknown2345 does your dad know you grew up to be a pansy faggot homo?

  • oh man the bald guy has the holy water now D:!

  • i totally look up to him! he's my god!

  • You sould make this video suck less pretty quickly, you're running out of time.

  • hahaha 3:43 save the humans, not interested.

  • The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking...

  • this is the sickest shit i ever seen stoned

  • this shit is sooooooooooooooooo fucking trippy

  • this beat gives me a boner.

  • I bow down and pray to techno viking.

  • love it

  • Valhalla Welcom :D

  • techno viking is rejuvenated by your drink :))

  • perfect...awesome stuff...lets you know what real life is. thumbs up~

  • @zero1gmv Real life? Are you kidding? It's true then, the world IS full of retarded hippies.

  • @cmlsldr74d only in your small world. haha.

  • chuck norris beware.

  • lol this is crazy man

  • When Chuck Norris crosses a busy street, he makes sure to look both ways for the Techno Viking.

  • LOL!

  • I see Bifrost, the rainbow bridge.

  • wtf...

  • his chest hypnotizes me

  • Keith Jardine!!!

  • @imnotbad9 NO! Denton Van Zan :D

  • When i see this it feels like im on drugs lol... And i know what thats like, but this is better

  • jesus thats a raw beat, good stuff

  • Best of all parodys on Techno Viking !!!! Really best !!!

  • fucking A*** bin lookin for ages

  • is in the heaven with techno viking ....

  • I like the video and effects, but not the song : /

  • the bassline at 2:25ish is sick

  • techno viking donts dance to music. music dances to techno viking. aheil techno viking

  • Jack Bauer can kill Chuck Norris too :D and Jack Bauer can make Chuck Norris cry :D

  • dude u got some skillz awesome mix!

  • Extasy Wasser

  • Shut up! I have the story. Thor told me.

  • The collision of the Falcon and Ganon Punch created a being called Might which took the sacred virginity of Athena, and in this instance a being known as Cunning was created from the shadows. The two meet and take God from behind. The result was this Universe, Chuck Norris, and iced tea. Completely elsewhere there was an overseer, only known as The Rule of Belt and Pants who had a son named King. His brother Moves created Techno as the weapon he would use to exact Justice on the known Universe.

  • What the Fuck are you talking about?

  • damn this is top rate i have been listening to this all day at work

  • LOL xD...0:26 5/5

  • i bloody love the water effect! aaawesome :D

  • LOL

  • Man, I was once atheist until I saw the original techno viking video.

  • ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!!

  • sam sie usuń kurwo techniAwska

  • Techno Viking, The only man that can actually kill Chuck norris!