Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #3

[Shadamylover5]

Lol

[treeboy3100]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm Gay!! Hahahahaha



[Shadamylover5]

If ya choke a smurf what colour does it turn lol

[barabche]

FUCK i'm from Croatia.....

[Mattycash98]

What time is it? Gee I don't know let me take a look at my crotch lol

[maxzap98]

Good thing it wasn't from Croatia LOL

[sancti78]

its so obvious jeff moves his lips and vocal chords not like dan horn.

[bennorman07]

@sancti78 Psssh when you talk your chords move so yea they do. This guy is the best

[cjsellersofficialyt]

Jeff: You ever cheat on her?

Walter: No. ,,,dammit...

[rapo989]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimgay!!!.ha­hahahahahahahahahah so funny ... and homohomohomohomhomhomhomhomhom­homohomo!

[ACthunderhead]

and when it idles it goes homohomohomohomohomohomo

[gaara38894]

you ever heard it wen it drives by

no

it goes eeeeeee im gay

[mrschanie]

hey what time is it? i dont know look at my crotch

[xenon10o7]

Iiiiiiiiimmmmmm gay lol XD

[idfk909]

ahahahha

jeff: have u ever cheated on her

walter:no

walter again: damnit

[noahnynja88]

In his other vid peanut in säntä änä (Santa Ana) he was tlking bout how gay it was and peanut was like "wouldn't that be funny if when this gets on comedy central if it was sponsored by Toyota and they had no clue!!! XD............ Look it up for the halarious rest it's by brigirl...brugirl some bri...maybe somin... Girl it'll be the second one if u searc "Jeff Dunham peanut" purple bakround it's halarious

[KrLrBn]

My throuts sour from all the laughing!!!:)

[defendingdog]

Hilarious!!!!!

[cjsellersofficialyt]

"...yeah, maybe I'll come back as a nice, sensitive guy. Drivin' a blue freakin' prius!"

[Prettyspeck]

Can someone explain to me the prius joke?

[KingG]

@Prettyspeck Jeff has a Prius (which he also jokes about in one of his other videos)

[kaitbabait]

@Prettyspeck jeff drives a prius. it was explained in the very beginning of the show.

[AznsAreSmarterThanU]

crrrroch i laugh so hard i almost choked on my own spit

[KakashiOfSharingan1]

shit, i got tobacco spit all over me, laughing so hard. damn it

[Pilotpatty1]

Those 164 morons who dislike this either have No sense of humor or they don't Know what humor is, or either that, they are homo's that happen to drive prius's!

[deadman6504]

@pitbullwinkle that is the car he drives now

[23423Tony]

Hahahahha the last thing for me was best because I'm from Croatia...xDD

[moret25]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIM GAY, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM GAY, homohomohomohomohomo lmfao!

[MsPrincessMonaco]

@Adis767 Shih tsu. Small, and really furry.

[Adis767]

He turned the dog into a shit shoe ?

[KratosVSJax]

Walter: Maybe I'll Come back as a, Sensitive Person!

Jeff: Sure

Walter: Driving a Blue Freaking Prius!

XD

[doastrenth13]

NOOO!... dammit..

[snowicebecca]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay , iiiiiiiiiiiiim gay , homo homo homo homo homo PMSL! so funny xD

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

Marriage is an institution.

So is Alcatraz.

You can't compare marriage to prison.

Yeah, i guess you're right, the warden doesn't max out your credit cards.

[Darkstarehughes]

Iiiiiiiiiiim gay homo homo homo homo homo lol XP

[pitbullwinkle]

Ha,  Jeff must of drove a Prius at one time. Just by his reactions.

[jamesmgm1]

1st likeeeee

[nanyo2325]

Have you every heard it drive by? "No" It goes iiiimmmmmm Gay"! XD

[starfireninja]

Hey what time is it? Oh idk lemme look at my crotch! Lmao!!! This is fricken hilarious

[SoulSplit3d]

163 people missed the like button.

[fegelfan15]

Good thing their not in Croatia

[xXFlorence4everXx]

hahahha i'm from croatia and i love that joke :D

[swimtime1998]

HOMOHOMOHOMOHOMO god one of my friends is his niece

[tinoprs1]

Hey Walter, greetings from Croatia !! XD

[SiTi151]

what is his prob with a prius?

[ultraking312]

lol

[codeorangeXC]

OMG Walter: Have you ever heard it when it drives by? It goes Iiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmm gay. LMAO!

[Kramerhockeyny]

Tooooooo funny!!! I like to listen to the sounds of the city... Honk honk Hey mother fu**** Ahhhhhhh!!! LOL

[metalhead666mudafuka]

drivin a blue freakin prius!!!!!!! hahahahahahhaa

homohomohomohomo

[lieutenantnerf]

@metalhead666mudafuka That's not a car, that's a lunchbox! Did you know that if you're driving on the highway and you stick your hand out the window the vehicle will TURN?

[Trickster521]

Let me look at my crock! LOL

[4aleas]

chokin a smurf. is that what thier calling it now?.

LOL

[ClassiestMedic]

I love it how people get all offended when a COMEDIAN makes a joke about Croatia or gays.

[jamiesimpson2009]

im gay lol lol thats funny

[MrJakethesnake1998]

Marriage is suppose to be forever This one is taking to damn long HAHAHA

[RACHEL02189]

NOOOOOOOOO-Dam it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teamathers]

I'm from Croatia and I don't find the crotch joke offencive.

[mysteriouslove1998]

hey wat time is it?? i dont no, let me look at my crotch! hahaha

[OdaOraliajn96]

hrm come to my room I'm all burning

[Coolman464]

My teache wrote a message on the blackboard today:

Dear students,

We know that you`re texting in class.

Noone looks at their croch and smiles.

[tylorewaikle53]

@567luka- hey man neither Jeff or anyone else said something bad about your country or heritage, Walter (Jeff) just made a statement on how the watch would have been named awkwardly if it was made in Croatia not that Croatia is a bad place for resources or products to be made and I get your defending your country but believe me Ireland me homeland and me people have been put down a lot. So don't take it to heart when someone puts a label on your country.

[yeahamfunny]

I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alooone XD

[imlychee4ever00100]

i didn't get the idle joke :(

[heyheyhey82397]

@imlychee4ever00100 he was saying when a Prius idles (engine fails to start) it goes "homo homo homo homo homo"

[mBlackThunder]

@heyheyhey82397 idle is when its running on lowest possible rpm, like hold for a red light.

[TomSharpe96]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­'m Gay

[sharkapillar]

I didn't get the croatia joke...someone explain please haha

[master681891]

@sharkapillar Switzerland, swatch. Croatia, Crotch. "Lemme look at my crotch"

[AnimeEyes143]

Oh Walter, so delightfully cranky. He's my favorite out of the pack. :)

[Ratkill9000]

Actually if you listen to a Duramax (dirty max) 6.6 diesel when it idles it does sound like Homo homo homo homo homo homo homo

[9slayercat7]

choke a smerf...is that what its called now.. lmfao

[XXxTheWardenxXx]

Prius joke was the best hahahahah, i laughed so hard... :D

[MissChloeWhinchester]

@XXxTheWardenxXx I don't know, I kinda liked the joke about the swatch

Hey what time is it? ~I don't know, let me check my croch...lol

[socalstrikes]

@XXxTheWardenxXx i drive a prius

[GeorgetianCareys5454]

lol I`m good looking babe

[TheLaughingMatter123]

the prius in idle goes homohomohomohomohomohomo

[XOrangeOrgasmX]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMgay­

[TheMusicalPsycho]

I am watching this crap... while doing algebra homework. Yippee.

[tymaxie2]

a spark of insanity.... MORE LIKEA FUCKING INFERNO IF INSANITY!

[Sthorvnes]

Why do people keep repeating lines from the video?

Do they know we actually watched it aswell?

[OHSHCFan01]

"i'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alooone!"

LOL XD

[44virginiabradfor44]

hmz I'm beautiful, attractive, sensual and artistic!

[Jesusspeed2]

Dang this mad me cry thumbs way up

[mrex6060]

dont choke your smurf

[visuallysmartutorial]

Neyaaw(car) I'm gay

[lovebeingcrazy98]

"what time is it?" "idk let me look at my CROACH!" HALARIOUS!!!!

[reddgirl12]

must be fun to be jeff u get to make fun of yourself

[helgapals]

you gotta admit, this man is THE freaking funniest comedian ALIVE!!!

and I'm pretty damn sure he drives a blue freakin' PRIUS :D ahahahahaha

[tristan3913]

Jeff: Well marraige is supposed to be forever

Walter: Yea and this one's taking to damn long

Jeff: Marriage is an institution

Walter: So is Alcatraz

Jeff: You cant compare prison to marraige

Walter: Yea i guess your right the warden doesn't max out your credit cards

[She11Be11421]

love ya Jeff Dunham

[She11Be11421]

love ya

[sangotiger4321]

i love how when walter goes :Good thing they weren't in Croatia. and the crowd has to take a second to think about it

[567luka]

and the rest is OK...

[567luka]

stfu if he sead something about your country you would just keep quiet? I don"t thinks so..... US dosn"t count it"s a country made out of 50 countris and the avreg size of a state is I don"t know about the UK!!!

you ass!

[567luka]

Kroch ......... for evrybody information croatia makes good prodcts and best handgun in the world ....ashoule.

[drakomemories]

@567luka its a joke...dumbass

[lifeishardboy121]

lol at 2:33

[princedarienlover]

The chicken exploded.

[sammzzolson189]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmm ggggggggggggaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

homohomohomohomohomohomo

[bobby59893]

158 people drive a blue fricking prius.

[Unforgiven95828]

drivin a blue freakin preis

[Unforgiven95828]

@Unforgiven95828 it goeas iiiiiiiiiimmmmmm gggggaaaayyyy

[impeatus]

@Unforgiven95828 And when it idles it goes HOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMO.....

[fridaynightovernight]

all are so funny

[KieranMc727]

NEW JEFF DUNHAM AND WALTER 2011 /watch?v=-_nsjusE8YQ&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[SUiCide7thstreet]

Choke a Smurf.

Iz that wat theyr calling it now?

[vxlrustyman]

im pissed

[8thanu8]

360p we meet again!

;)

[BboyAngel9]

Alright maybe I will come back one day as a sensitive guy driving a blue freaking PRIUS!! WTF EPIC!!

[TheScooterboy18]

158 people drive a prius

[ThePostal67]

@TheScooterboy18

I just passed 100,000 miles with no problems, first new Ford I had, I was in the shop on the third day.

[evanlamarche]

this is the exact same act as his first show

[MsLittletigger]

dame fucking comedy take that china

lol

[MsLittletigger]

sorry im late my crotch is a little slow

[THEBOBTHE500]

3:20 jeff said oh but isnt walter sposed to say that

[THEBOBTHE500]

9:20 jeff said oh but isnt walter sposed to say that

[Insomnication187]

" Choke a Smurf. Is that what they're callin' it now? What the hell happened to the chicken. Buck buck buck buck-aaa ..... *BOOM*.

[imagineers0]

Love Jeff, love the act, hate the dolls. Why oh why must they be ugly. Sesame Street ugly is as bad as I can stand. Yoda would be okay. Oscar or Burt ...especially Grover would be good. I really don't like Peanut. The dead terrorist is great.

[babybuckeye86]

Iiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmggggggaaaayyy­yy funny shit

[EstellGiaab697]

cool I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy

[narwalzofdeath]

Prius"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­immmmmmmmmmggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy"

[Laxboy2456]

"I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell ALOOONEE!!"

[FierceGamer93]

wat time is it... GEE idk let me look at my krotch.. lmaoXD

[HolyShit108]

funny,, as ????????///



[N1232777]

nice

[catwomen61]

... 3 million views. THANKSALOT JEFF. YOU JUST CRASHED YOUTUBE.

[msllamaballss]

what time is it, oh i dunno lemme check my crotch~ xD

[vegerica]

im croatian and that joke was fucking hilarious xD

[lilbosnian314]

@vegerica hehhheeeh ye it was

[567luka]

@vegerica yea right and god is an ass .... yea right.....

[vegerica]

@567luka i dont get it

[vegerica]

@567luka aha misliš da nisam hrvat jelda?

[567luka]

@vegerica jebi se

[biljanae]

@vegerica jebes hrvatsku kad je SRBIJA bolja!!! :D

[Ela2351]

@biljanae ja sam iz Hrvatske. al kakve veze imate vi kad vas nisu ni spomenuli? xD mslm, ne zelim se sad svadat jer postujem Srbiju.

[XXxTheWardenxXx]

@Ela2351 Pusti budalu... Ne zna sta ce sa svojim zivotom, pa dodje na net da troluje.

[imafoolforChrist]

is it jus meh or does walter look and sound like red from thats 70s show

[person10179]

good thing they weren't in croatia (sorry for bad spelling) LOLZ!

[Lazerdude26]

@person10179 you spelt it right

[bryce2401]

Walter: you ever hear when u drive by in a priest

Jeff: no

Walter: it goes immmmmm gayyyyyyy

Walter:immmmmmmm gayyyyyyyy

[KrisLovesAnime100]

Man! This is funny as HELL! ILMAO!

[lman318]

what the hell's the joke at 3:48

[RedsoxFan20042007]

@lman318 Timex use to have an ad that said "take a licking but keeps on ticking"

[bunnysboo143]

lol



[4n4st4s1s]

156 people drive a blue Prius... :P

[159emoney]

When it idols, it goes homohomohomohomo

[mrgameandwatch52]

2:32 most epic line ever

[battlefeild3airsoft]

Funniest man ever!

[iamMacDonald71]

when it drives by it goes iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm gay

[AssassinUndead]

my krotch is never slow

[mewterra13]

purple!it turns purple!

[crypter27]

Walter is my favorite Jeff Dunham charactor.

[italouruguayricano]

Swatch= second watch as in disposable watch

[KaptKan1]

@italouruguayricano Swatch stands for "Swiss watch" actually.

[italouruguayricano]

@KaptKan1 From the Swatch official web page:

"In 1983, the soon to be renowned Hayek Study recommended a number of measures designed to enable the survival and ultimate recovery of the companies. Critical steps included the merger of ASUAG and SSIH into SMH and the launching of a low-cost, high-tech, artistic and emotional «second watch» – the Swatch. "

[KaptKan1]

@italouruguayricano I stand corrected (well, actually I'm sitting). I am behind the times; I must need a new Swatch.

[KaptKan1]

I like Walter more than I like Jeff...

[confusdsincbirth]

@KaptKan1 Walter IS Jeff.. >_>

[KaptKan1]

@confusdsincbirth  Say it ain't so, Joe!

[LainLewis]

Thumbs up if Walter looks like "Red" off of "That 70's Show"!!!

[DomiViper]

Im Croatian and I laughed my ass off xD

[567luka]

not in a croatia???? assshole i am from croatia



[WolverineofAszune]

@567luka Idiot it's a joke.. croatia fool

[xxxMadFaceOnyx]

@567luka hahah prejako

[omniversedefenders]

156 people drive a blue freaking priest!

[minigunlover]

@omniversedefenders priest?

[omniversedefenders]

@minigunlover Whoops, sounded like what he was saying!

[Sarando1]

Prius....homo homo homo.

hahahaha

[fanofsaphira1]

skip 2 2:56

[MrBuilder13]

oh my god. funnire than crap my god

[Peytree]

guys face at 2:21

[Chelseabear1ily]

wat time is idk let me look at my krotch. sorry my krotch is a little slow

[Avatarbatlemecha]

"choke a smurf? is that what they callin it now?" roflmfsao

[Roxtar5556]

Lmao -_- I cracked up Soo hard

[ManhattanProjectsInc]

everyone knows a walter type

[kayleightopelpvlj]

What time is it? Gee idk let me look at my crotch. hahahaha

[296Drake]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIII'm gay,LOOOLLL

[luiza0708]

"Choke a smurf?... Is that what they're calling it now?" :))))))))))) "Marriage is supposed to take forever. - Yeah, but this one is taking too damn long" :)))))))))

[jaspersen219]

Errrrrrrrrrrr i'm gay

Errrrrrrrrrrr I'm gay

[matttravno]

Greetings from Zagreb,Croatia.Thanks Walter :)))))