Don't You Never Say A Bad Word About Morris Day & The Time!

[cragmac1000]

"I'm a smooth pimp who luuuuh-ves the pussy!"

[cragmac1000]

Morris Day layin down the pimp word of law, Terry plcuk sexy me, and Jesse's over there cuttin up made riffs and bitches be gettin wet!

[cragmac1000]

Those skeezy cunt's are fixin' for a Jay and Silent Bob ass whoopin'!  Long live The Time!

Long live Jerk Out!

[thegamerfrominside]

same here man same here

[jelledk9]

Vagina jokes aren't funny any more....period....

[cragmac1000]

@jelledk9 Your mother's cunt tastes delicious.

[teenphantom180]

sometimes i wish i had friends like jay and silent bob

[RichieMcCormick1888]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

[BloodofRoyalty1]

peddle your way someplace else burn boy... rofl

[KeizerXilian]

Fucking Randal, always with those timeless words of wisdom.

[MrDjvance]

it did suck ass !!

[A86]

@MrDjvance - Don't you never say a bad word about The Motherf*cking Time!!

[cragmac1000]

@A86 , Damn straight.

[RyanNeal150]

Written by God herself LOL

[justkelpoh]

Silent bob?

Did silent bob talk?

[CoolerKing37]

@justkelpoh Silent Bob has spoken at one point in every film he's been in.

[Devienn]

/watch?v=QFl_QKkLxXc

:) merry Xmas! :)

[crissy1207]

Give me fifty bucks little man! Put dat shit in

My hand

[Vjoshu87]

I love that Fuk fuk fuk by da kid..in duck style :D

[nikkisixx1210]

that shit is the mad notes!

[darylcatpiss]

11 people who disliked this video, suck balls, because they do indeed, suck balls

[painlessissuicide]

why does Randall act like a semi-competent adult in this scene?

[RitchyLoks]

Fuggn 80 Style Lmfao

[SpikeMichaels]

Dudes sell drugs to little kids, huh?

[rockdiga]

PEDDLE your Wares..makes me fucking die every time.

[darkadaberry]

THE TIME KICKED MAJOR ASS....PERIOD!!!!!

[smugkitteh5]

this is the funniest movie of all time. this is the movie that i learned about the F word. and when i started using it :D

[jessejdubb]

the time didnt suck only his lines and his movie career did

[pivaral1000]

I a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy lol

[Juliben001]

I never liked Jeff Anderson. This does not help.

[Jeskers18]

Yo, yous wanna hear something fucked up about him and that Quick-Stop boy?

[9budah3]

Who says yeah purple rain bob points but his mouth doesnt move it sounds like a dub

[HeavenlySword]

@9budah3 The kid with the leather jacket

[xxaimpiratexx]

Yo you guys wanna hear something FUCKED up about him and that little quick stop boyy?

[daaniikka75]

@xxaimpiratexx sure

[CoolerKing37]

@xxaimpiratexx I'M the bitch???!!



[LVB1770]

Pandemonium produced by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis is my favorite!

[jlife1]

at 0:57 , who actually says yea purple rain, seriously lol.

[adamtwd88]

@jlife1 the kid in the leather jacket is my guess lol

[92RedRevolver]

@jlife1 The boy buying pot who isn't saying it was gay, 80s style. Who I think appears with Ethan Suplee in Clerks II buying pot again from Jay and Silent Bob.

[R9G5V6]

Morris Day and The Time are bad ass! Favorite songs Jungle Love, The Bird and 777-9311.

[Neptunz05]

Leave it to a white man in a hockey jersey to talk about black music.

[maceomaceo11]

@Neptunz05 Music is for everyone idiot.

[Neptunz05]

@maceomaceo11 You obviously missed the point of my comment. I guess it's not your fault.

[830615521]

*LOL*

[ajtwista92]

and tubby here's my black man servant. the fuck?

[Zoras88]

@ajtwista92 he's half black.

[dabu73]

@ajtwista92 he's talking about Morris and his "manservant" Jerome and their stage routine

[stamencheto]

shit

[stamencheto]

this movie is shitnes

[Nilahas0]

I saw this movie b4 all the others whn I was a kid. but then when I saw the other films and went back to this one catching all the references was just fucking awesome.

[ziggy2316]

Haha @avinashda thank you for making my day

[jakerl1321]

I wouldnt care if I had to pay them $15 for a nickel bag , as long as they smoke with me it would be awesome

[Avinashda]

@jakerl1321  you sound like a simple minded fool , shut the fuck up

[xCautionx24]

So, *chuckles* um, How was the Service?"

[xCautionx24]

Yo, you guys wana hear something FUCKED up about him and that Quick Stop boy?

[6red6blue]

Baby silent bob is played by kevin smith's daughter harley quinn smith. what a useless but interesting fact

[MrShmokeyPot]

a nick bag for 15 LOL. :D hustle hustle hustle HARD

[JIHADJESSE]

@MrShmokeyPot must be the 50's. 15 a g. lol.

[huynhhaimap]

U have the lyrics for me there buddy

[geektoro]

9 people were born without a since of humor

[mityajka]

"Yo-youse guys wanna hear something fucked up about him and the Quick Stop guy?"

[MrDamonpaul]

Why was the nick bag 15$, and the time were the shit!

[grousie]

the Time NEVER sucked ass....and that guy is a total fag!

[stojy161994]

@grousie Randal rules!

[austin5812]

and tubby boy is black my black man servant

[hadtomakeonetowatch]

this wasnt a good movie but it introduced me to morris day so its all good

[crshawks]

" 15 bucks little man,

put that shit in my hand" LOL

[ShaneDawsonEpicness]

To all the fucktards that think jay says noise: he says noinch, it's one of his made up words.

[NYGUNITED]

see the movie in dvd and put subtitles he says noise

[john051785]

@potatotrash If you watched the original clerks you would know the sign is on there because someone put something in the lock so he couldn't open the window gates so he got a sheet and made the sign.

[mellowman1978]

Hahaha! Funny shit! Purple Rain and The Time were the shit btw.

[joserivera2008]

1:19 epic face



[FateUnderground]

Does Silent Bob say "Purple Rain" at 0:57 ? No-ones mouth moves but I dunno whose voice that is

[SKSC]

@FateUnderground its the dude in the leather jacket

[AgentCarter]

@FateUnderground its the kid with the leather jacket

[DTEENPUNKROCK]

I'M A SMOOTH PIMP, WHO LOOOOOOVES THE PUSSY!!!!

[TheFacelessCrowd]

FFS. I SO wanna watch this movie now and i don't f*cking own it. Fuck me straight to hell.

[AgentCarter]

@TheFacelessCrowd ummmmmm, so watch it online. what the fuck

[llavadoMO]

Fuck, fuck, fuck

Mother-motherfuck, mother-motherfuck, fuck,

Motherfuck, mutherfuck, noise, noise, noise

One-two, one-two-three-four, noise, noise, noise,

Smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beer

Drinking beer, beer, beer

Rolling fatties, smoking blunt

Who smokes the blunt?

We smoke the blunt.

[XDraydenReapZX]

dude fuck the clerk and that little kid purple rain was never gay

[markybeardmore]

$15 for a nickel bag?! thats expensive as fuck

[lilrockstarbaby123]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise Smokin weed, smokin weed Doin' coke, drinkin beers Drinkin beers, beers beers Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love yeah Oh e oh e oh I think I wanna know ya know ya... yeah, what

[PHinalKUT]

Who smoke the blunts?

[heyyyyyynow]

In this clip, who said "Yeah, Purple Rain" ? Was it Bob? I didn't think he spoke until the end... Ohwell.

[BigO2daG]

@heyyyyyynow

the other guy in the leather jacket says it.

also Silent Bob talks 2 or 3 times in this movie

[heyyyyyynow]

@BigO2daG Ya think? It looks like he says it right as he points at him. Anyway, thx for the reply.

[chadvader1997]

15 bucks little man putt that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show you will o me o me o!!!!!! lol

[2sissylalas]

Ha love it LOL!!!

[JimmyMcG91]

And for the record... The Time sucked ass.

[gameshowluvr86]

@JimmyMcG91 I wanted to kick that douche's ballz out through his ass!!!

[BigMichaelCollins]

Don't never say an unkind word about The Time!

[Dakuwanga1369]

Yes Dogma came out before this flick.

[SmellyAmpitz]

I like how the kid kept a smile the whole time even when shoved on the wall XD

[bigshermabg]

yous two wanna know something about those clerks?

[loqutor]

Randall, Morris Day had more awesomeness in his little finger than you have in your entire body.

[MichealJacksonsFan]

i had a friend that watched this and he now goes around trying 2 be like these guys... he broke his little sisters heart now she hates him, i wish he didnt try 2 b like dis, cause he used to b awesome...

[FunkensteinDisco666]

@MichealJacksonsFan Then obviously he doesn't know the these characters are parodys of even barely functioning retard stoners.

[stickymidgets]

@MichealJacksonsFan Your friend sounds stupid just like you

[FunkensteinDisco666]

WRITTEN BY GOD HERSELF! Did anyone else notice the dogma reference? lawl

[lopounkypo]

@FunkensteinDisco666 wasn't a dogma referance this was made before dogma in every kevin smith movie they reffer to god as a girl

[FunkensteinDisco666]

@lopounkypo Ahhh I did not know that. But I don't think this was made before Dogma was it?

[stickymidgets]

@lopounkypo You have no idea what you are talking about. Dogma was made b4 Jay and Silent Bob and God is rarely mentioned in any his movies and is only a girl in Dogma and in this one reference in this movie

[funkybluecheese77]

@FunkensteinDisco666

I always took this as a Prince joke, since Prince wrote and played all the music on the The Time albums. And he didn't allow "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" to be used in this movie (which Kevin Smith originally wanted), so maybe that's some kind of payback... 0,02$

[jesusthroughmary]

@FunkensteinDisco666 Only 95% of people who saw the movie.

[AFMountaineer2000]

@FunkensteinDisco666 I don't think I noticed it back when the movie first came out but maybe when I watched it on dvd a couple times.

[Dylanian777]

@FunkensteinDisco666 this whole movie is a refrence to all his other movies, and the only reason it was written was so jason would stop doing heroin

[mlsj4598]

@FunkensteinDisco666 They made references to Dogma more than twice... Also was Clerks, Chasing Amy and Mallrats a multitude of times.

[Tomkk123]

damn my dad played this movie for me when i was 5 now im 13 n i remeber every damn thing about this movie xD

[bigwhiteballs27]

This song is about me

[kemicon]

the time owns, everyone who's cool knows that.

[stonerbitch1996]

OMG i just watched like 100 videos of JAY AND SILENT BOB!! i could watch JAY forever hes fuckin hilarious! SNOOCHIE NOOCHIES bitches

[zerbo803]

Jersey!!!

[DDGSO]

the Time rules school.. but this clip/duo/movie franchise is fully as all hadies!!!

[RikJamezBich]

HAha funny but The Time fucking RULZ.....bioches

[BeawzumJayda]

That shit is the mad note!! xD

[TheCartmen9798]

Fucking funny the best start of a fucking funny movie in the world

[DDGSO]

@TheCartmen9798 ..isn't the 'silence of the lambs' parody in this one??.. "it puts the cream on, or it gets the hose".. :P ..something like that :P

[loqutor]

@DDGSO Actually, that was in "Clerks II".

[EFMEDITOR]

the time did NOT SUCK . STIFF WHITE BOY

[NecroMantis87]

@EFMEDITOR  thats randall,bitch. recognize

[mazzabrittany]

COOL



[Sjones675]

I'm a Smooooth pimp who LOoooves the pussy lol where did that come from?

[phantom380]

Two losers for a loser generation, and they eat it up like ice cream!

[maseAK47]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck. motha fuck motha fuck noise noise noise, 1.2.1.2.3.4 noinch noinch noinch, shmokin weed, shmokin wizz, doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers, rollin fatties, smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smok-- Ahh lemme geta nickle bag. 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe me owe me owe. My jungle loveee, yeah, owiowiowe.

[SavannahLear]

F*ckin love that kids Misfits jacket> i've seen this move multiple time, but i've never noticed it!

i wanna get this song on my ipod!

[FREEstylerFTW]

got nails?

[cinemainctv]

"god himself" = Prince.

[PyewPyew]

@cinemainctv

no, it's a reference to another view askew movie.. didnt you see JEnduro's comment up there? ^^^^

[cinemainctv]

@PyewPyew I know what your saying but...Prince wrote, produce and played all the instruments in every single The Time song pre-80s, I guess what Kevin Smith is trying to say is that Prince is GOD, but at the same time he was trying to plug his film and wink an eye to his audience, but the whole point of that line is not a reference to Dogma, this scene is about his love for Prince and everything Prince. Peace!

[Dep383]

Funny, but I 2 luv'd the "TIME"

[funkateerkitty]

@Dep383 So I'm puffin on a blunt...

And right at 1:04...I thought I was goin to lose my dinner by his face he made!

I almost died from chokin there...

I haven't seen this, but it looks very funny.

Obviously going to be a Classic '-'

[chashavko]

Randal is such a bitch in J&SBsb ... oh wait , Dante is a bitch XD

[reddarko13]

Fucking Randal! xD

[mattguitarist72]

15 bucks for a fuckin nickle bag! That is fuckin expensive.

[giggtyman2]

@mattguitarist72 hell yea! i was like how does he pay 15 bucks? i can get one for 5 same amount . it must be good weed

[mattguitarist72]

@giggtyman2 better be fuckin kick ass purp or I woudln't buy it.

[giggtyman2]

@mattguitarist72 yea its pretty good shit called blue berry yum yum . ever heard of it?

[mattguitarist72]

@giggtyman2 hell yeah, I wanna try it, hotbox that mother.

[giggtyman2]

@mattguitarist72 you use bongs? need to try blue berry yum yum with a bong thats shit will send you to the sky and back!

[mattguitarist72]

@giggtyman2 I've made a gravity bong before but I never smoke with bongs, I usually just use pipes or cigarellos.

[giggtyman2]

@mattguitarist72 good choice but you need to get a good water bong and just go nuts with some blue berry yum yum

[mattguitarist72]

@giggtyman2 aight

[greenlightpagan]

Jay is hot

[JustJami74]

This scene makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.

[devinwalker47]

silent bobs face at 0:25 is awsome

[supernes425]

Yo Let me get a nickle bag..15 bucks little man put dat shyt n my hand n if u don't I only owe u 0! oh ee oh ee oh ee ohh my jungle love think I wana kno ya kno ya....hahaha jays rhyme fukn tight

[TheDondajonhon46]

Purple Rain was never gay!

[stonedimaculate1983]

@TheDondajonhon46 your right it wasnt gay it was HELLA GAY

[jonasgirl555]

oh no! 2 people accidentally hit dislike!

[countrymusicgtavboy2]

@jonasgirl555 no! its 3

[ShadowBlade79]

Ha, written by God Herself, huh? Nice Dogma reference....but then again, this is the View Askewniverse.......

[idontnoapassword]

dude i feel just like jay and silent bob in that moment

[makeitmondos]

the first time i heard that note jay was singin, i rewinded my dvd until i memorized the whole thing. still know it

[Flussk]

That shit is the maaad notes!

[nicholas902000]

shit was so gay, 80s style!

[george77772moons]

Fucking amazing.

[godbluffvdgg]

that cccp hockey jersey is sweeeeeetttt!

[36hcupsizeandgrowing]

and for the record............lol

[sangria62]

my mom told me to put this on and when i was a baby i used to dance to this song lol

[dancecoolest]

lol this is after clerks 2

[bitchassfucka]

@dancecoolest sorry man im high & when im high i point shit out like this it was actually right after Clerks 1 since Clerks 2 hadnt been made yet

[stickymidgets]

@bitchassfucka this actually takes place after chasing amy. Chronologically it goes Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, and Clerks 2. Dogma doesn't really have any references in the movie to show you at what point it takes place.

[Brittonsp]

@stickymidgets Next time, check out what's on the dashboard of the car they get a lift in. You'll see a Buddy Christ

[potatotrash]

@stickymidgets jay and silent bob strike back was after clerks 2, the quick stop had the 'i assure you we are open' sign they put on at the end of clerks 2

[stickymidgets]

@potatotrash I can assure you that you couldn't be any more wrong

[Domino1309]

@potatotrash first of all, go to imdb, secondly, at the end of clerks 2 a deal was made so that jay and bob could stay in front of the store and not be kicked out

[MrElfro89]

@dancecoolest if im not mistaken this is set on the same day as clerks 1

[KJFoster1]

I'm a smooth pimp who loooooooooves the pussy. And tubby here is my black man servant WHAT? lol Jay & Silent Bob are win.

[dazzitude]

I think i want to know you know you thats what

[brixtongun]

who smokes the blunts? WE SMOKES THE BLUNTS!!!

classic!

[OrdinaryRadical117]

MY JUNGLE LOOOVE

YEAH OH WEE OH WEE OH!