Cold Ass Fashion - BecK

[djgiga]

Best lyrics ever written.

[Rockdrigo0]

It's like 40 pounds of avocado sauce smeared across your boss.

[MrPeasent]

This song is whwhwhwhwhwwhaaaaaaaack!!!!!!

[fleebagcoolio2]

what the fuck?

[xhatemailx]

SQUEEGEE

[kronik191]

this song makes no sense

[rtanner956]

I want this song so bad is there a way i can steal the audio??? lol

[Benttimaki]

@rtanner956 yes

[Rockdrigo0]

@rtanner956 I'll tell ya ;D

[rtanner956]

holy shit this song is amazing! lol

[XmissXalyssX]

Oh wow, I forgot that people's beliefs affected how great their music is.

I guess I can't enjoy this now because Beck is a Scientologist, which is none of my fucking business anyhow.

[ItsDanielDuane]

dang it elija wood! why did you make me listen to this lame song?!?...

[steelydrwu]

So I just had biskit with syrup but the bizkit wasn't done so the inside was goo. But the mix made it like a caramal candy so good.......

[Eralune]

I love the picture at 1:04

[dabe95]

damn it, you're all fucking retards

[InflatableAlien]

"And im trying not to look at satan making love to a dishrag" sounds like a bad trip.

[bluebow23]

STRANGE BEATS AWSOME SHIT

[thtsritesun1212]

i think he is ahead of his time.. or from a different planet... of course

[qwertygents]

choice cut meats on derelict boulevards

[ps3quinn]

He uses sitar quite a bit...

[LucidDream]

"It's like forty-five horses runnin' through a graveyard, in yellow panties."

[Telecaster9543]

man where did u get this

[lilcryinangel]

who cares what the man believes in, its the same thing as a bible in hand.

The mans music is his public image not his life style. (All religions are silly but that's not the point)

[oogaboogan]

Except the bible is associated with a real religion, where scientology is 100% bullshit fabricated by a pedophile who lived on a yacht with underage male sex slaves.

[ENJ4321]

@oogaboogan you forgot praying to space aliens, on a mothership to planet zoidberg or something.

[PinStripedGuy]

@ENJ4321 Zoltan not Zoidberg, assmunch

[ENJ4321]

@PinStripedGuy Who asked you?

[PinStripedGuy]

@ENJ4321 no body

[ENJ4321]

@PinStripedGuy lol, it's all good.I wanted to say something else, but I forgot what it was.I would've said it then, but I pressed the button by mistake.Anyway, I don't have a come back so you win fartknocker.

[SunbeltRyders]

@oogaboogan Wtf is a "real religion" isn't that an oxymoron? Regardless of what religion you believe in none of them can technically be proven, so none can objectively be "realer" than the other..

[oogaboogan]

@SunbeltRyders Let me rephrase: A real religion is one that WASNT made by a pedophile living in a yacht in international waters with a slew of boy sex servants. For the sole purpose of making a profit, mind you.

At least christianity is based on something people actually thought was true at one point, and not retarded alien ghost clusters brainwashing cavemen.

[JPPraterCO08]

@oogaboogan Wait... What's the difference in what you said and Christianity? Nothing. They're all stupid.

[thegirlcansay]

i love this song! i only have it on cassette. thanks for making it more accessible!

[whyitsfunny]

Groove? I guess!

[purpleskandar]

damm!

[twigleaf2]

What Beck album can you find this song on? I saw this song on JabberJaw. but what beck album can u find it on?

[semskees]

This has been my favorite song for the past few days. Mah ha ha.

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

Lord have mercy!

[rabbitshirt]

Beck kills me sometimes. Ha haa!

[dopeywonder]

whre this come from?? album?

[SOADafi]

@dopeywonder a compilation album called Jabberjaw

[TheSmashingApples]

O.g

original Glue sniffer

[tacoshoes]

i'll never tell.... >:D

[ps3quinn]

@tacoshoes I love you for uploading this

[MrAlltiedup]

@tacoshoes You're gonna hate me for this, but...

The song can be found in a 1994 compilation album called "Jabberjaw Compilation: Good to the Last Drop."

The name Jabberjaw referred to an L.A. cafe, not the cartoon shark.

[YTghostface]

what does

"and the mayonaese comes"

mean?

does it mean ejaculation?????!!!??

[TheSmashingApples]

Where is you head at

[YTghostface]

???

[bryanteague]

this ain't nothing like the real artificial - it's great like tits and gravy, like pumpernickel and guacamole. -simply super.

[crustie1996]

1:03-1:24, funny ass picture!

[Pedrotankian]

I just can't understand all the strange comments. You'd be hard pressed to find a more honest and peaceful guy than Beck; he's just this very genuine, geeky creative guy, the gossip is just so fake

[oogaboogan]

Yeah I really wish he wasnt a fucking scientologist though.

You'd think someone as smart as him wouldn't fall for that bullshit, you know?

[serbdetritus182]

@oogaboogan yeah, thats insredible.

[Grantloughran]

@oogaboogan scientology is the same thing as almost any other religion

[oogaboogan]

Its closer to a cult than a religion.

[nickqt]

@oogaboogan

I don't care what you think about Beck. Go fuck yourself.

[oogaboogan]

I didnt say anything about beck you fucking idiot. Go re-read my posts. I was talking about scientology, you ignorant shit.

[nickqt]

@oogaboogan

I don't give a fuck about Scientology, asshole. This is a Beck song. Fuck off.

[oogaboogan]

Are you really THAT retarded? I was talking to SOMEONE ELSE about beck being a scientologist. If you don't like that, DON'T FUCKING RESPOND TO SOMEONE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING MORON.

Wow you have amazing powers of observation. "This is a beck song."

No shit, sherlock, that's how me and the other guy got onto the subject of scientology. If you dont want to be a part of our conversation SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAYBE DONT RESPOND TO IT since I wasnt talking to your faggot ass.

[nickqt]

@oogaboogan

You seriously need to stop crying and bitching. Go hang yourself.

Thanks!

[oogaboogan]

I'm not crying or bitching. I was having a polite conversation with someone.

YOU came on crying and bitching to me for absolutely no reason. I love beck. I hate scientology.

But, like a dumbass, you had to go and assume that when I said I hate scientology that it also meant I hate beck.

I do not. Hang YOURSELF, you unintelligent piece of internet garbage.

[nickqt]

@oogaboogan

I think you have issues. You seriously need to calm down.

Also, hang yourself. Thanks in advance.

[oogaboogan]

I have issues?

You're the one going around telling people to hang themselves over a mistake that YOU made.

Im sorry you're too much of a pussy to admit you were totally 100% wrong, but you are. Deal with it.

[nickqt]

@oogaboogan

Keep crying hotshot.

[oogaboogan]

In other words, you give up.

At least you know when you're beaten.

[PAULFC93]

@Pedrotankian

To be fair there are only 3 dislikes

[maistirg]

@Pedrotankian I heard beck is really a woman who used to be wombat. I heard Beck doesn't believe what I believe in. I ain't actually heard beck at all and don't know him therefore I can't really say. Pffffffffttttt.... Thanks for rockin' this track onto the 'tube taco \m/

[redpaul79]

interesting that Beck's always singing about Satan--he's a Cancer, same as Courtney love and O.J. Simpson and Tom Cruise--a somewhat Satanic sign......

[buerplaysguitar]

redpaul97...

you just broke the "paranoid ignorant" record...

Damn, man...

[Wavelength247]

Yo what's with the cyber troll on every Beck post doing the school yard name calling, get out of mommy's basement troll Beck commercial??! That's the joke of the century, obviously this swine knows nothing about this artist or music Yeah and Miley Cirus is avant-garde fool LOL

Beck is too good for your sorry ass pal, go slit your throat and make the world a better place for us all

[LustForHate]

Beck is crappy commercial music for uncultivated people just like ugly Christine.

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

My Becksta makes sense of nuthin' better than anyone.....

"load up the gimmick wagon, and get outta town...."

Cold Ass Fashion, there ain't nuthin' like the real artificial.....

Fax machine anthems, get yer damn hands up!!

[colemckelvie]

this isn't that rare, I have this on my itunes

[thisisneverme]

It's like 45 horses running through the graveyard with yellow panties

^_^

[xshabootiex]

WHERE do I find this mp3!

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

I have it, I could email it to you if your comfortable with giving me your email (In a private message)

[Zengetsu203]

Epic

Masterpiece

Inimitable....BECK!!!

[Shizzbott]

Whatever he's smoking, I want some of it.

[mooske29]

its a cold ass fashion

[sethpin67]

Hot dogs rotting at the bottom of a suitcase LMAO  Saw a Beck gig in '94, Sydney, that was a real privilege.

[todzillarockz51]

A true artist.

[GKrizzel]

THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE!!!

[Cnew11]

damn it i love this song.

[Nickgreek123]

awesome, i've always loved this track. some of his best lyrics ever!

"i can shake my own hand, give myself a grin, i can pick my own nose and put it back in.."

[oldchilltortoise]

what album is this on??

[xitowink]

best shit ever!!! FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT :)

[helloEM1]

Haha!

"And she butters my sandwich."

I am crying from laughing so hard!

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

I got options.....

I got cop shows

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

Smoke a pack of whiskey with Jesus Christ....

[danielion999]

And the  mayonnaise comes

[dantedraco]

OG, original gluesniffer

This is some funny shit

[iLoveJerryHsu]

SQUEEGEE

[jessicatron]

hahaa best line ever:

"and your mouth smells like hair gel/ i love you, but you don't know how to spell"

every time i tell a loved one that they spell like crap, i think of that line. haha, unfortunately, no one gets the beck reference, so i don't bother saying it out loud.

[rkz]

Holy shit this is badass.

[AnAbstractFragment]

Probably the weirdest Beck song I've ever heard but I still think it's pretty great.

[MRCM78]

beck is the shit, fah q you haters

[Telecaster9543]

@MRCM78 100% correct

[oogaboogan]

@MRCM78 who the hell is hating on beck? im only hating on scientology

[Tommyvbc321]

like i got nothing agiants the guy but i cant stand his music he turning into the next weird al

[forhannahplease]

wow.

wow.

wow.

weird al has little to no musical talent, as he writes parodies of other songs. so, I disagree.

live on beck!

[faintmelody]

Beck is just brilliant.

[MRCM78]

what album is this from?

[jesse1196]

i think i might be comin down in a cold ass fashion!

[jesse1196]

why'd someone say thumbs down! You meanie!

[jessicatron]

there, i thumbs-upped you ;p

[jesse1196]

thanks :)

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

I got options, I got cop shows..

[catcookie]

Thanks again for sharing these!

[danielion999]

Too Awsome!

[Tommyvbc321]

i dont like any of his songs but this 1 is ok kinda funny

[skillisme]

He's done heaps of funny songs.

[ElvisesLovechild]

yer yung yet pung-k

[butteroo27]

Anyone here been to any of his recent shows? I'm seeing him Oct 5th, and am looking for reviews, setlists, etc.

[matthewteague]

saw him at bonnaro 2007 he was de shit he did puppets for loser, that part was weird.

[LIFEONPLANETBECK]

Just mindblowingly awesome, beyond description, the entire place went BERSERK, they were up and dancing like maniacs the ENTIRE show!!! Montréal, Oct.6

[Wavelength247]

.."So load up the gimmick wagon and get outta town". Comin' down in a cold ass fahsion....Badass Freakin' GENIUS!

[skycow2]

yeah, quintessential Beck. wacko rap, solid beats & bassline. have this on a Jabberjaw 7inch. i use "there ain't nothin' like the real artificial" all the time.

[Wavelength247]

The bass-lines in all his work is totally BADASS!

[butteroo27]

I'm dying to know what the hell is going on in the picture at 1:04, and where I can find it. It's hilarious. Love it to death.

[mirakwong1]

me too

[ElvisesLovechild]

Them peeplz be his freak frenz and hez been comical in a faux terrified help me pose fyi.

[XxXxXtHeLoSeRXxXxX]

this isnt on an album or anything huh? damnit.

[butteroo27]

Sweetness! Thanks for posting this. I freakin' love this song. Can't listen to it on my mp3 player in public anymore, as I tend to burst out into a fit of giggles when it comes on. I always seem to lose it at the "trying not to look at satan making love to a dishrag" line. Thank god for Beck; without him, music wouldn't be as interesting as it is.

[Pupole]

were the hell do u find this song?

[devilshaircut2]

WAY back in the day, son.

[nirvanacookie]

this is so beck. ahah. love love love the song.

[Bram25]

I has a HQ version! If you want it, PM me!

[heheFlutterhaha]

whatcha mean?

[Bram25]

Found it, but F*CK it. All versions have a 112kb/sec quality. Who has a HQ version? :)

[Bram25]

PLZ cut us some slack. Where did you find this one?! O_O

[Beck436]

Bram25

I could rip it from this video, I guess.

[Dreed122]

Dang,

It take you to a whole nother' dimension, or world with those horses in Yellow Panties.

[dandilion66]

Love this one TACOOOOOOO oh yeah oh yeah!!!!

[skillisme]

I soiled myself when I first heard this; it's hilarious. Thanks for putting it up.

[Red3eard]

I still remember discovering this track on that jabberjaw comp in high school. my aunt used to work at a record store and would periodically give me a bunch of cds as a byproduct of cleaning out her collection. good times.

[OrigDrMolotov]

Someone stole my copy of the Jabberjaw compilation. IMO it is one of the best compilations out there.

[TheInformation]

Haha...this song basically defines Beck. Thanks for the upload.

[2dentstupot]

SQUEEGEE

[Technomonkey1201]

Yes this song is so crazy and awesome one of his best rarities oh and to find it go to--um well your best bet would be Amazon-and type in Jabberjaw Compilation:Good To The Last Drop-and its the only place to get this track on CD form

[strangeBEEhavior]

where did you find this song!!?!?!?!? i need it soooo bad!!!

[negativethreeRandR]

THANK YOU!!!!!!