Revenge of the Ninja (1983) in 4 minutes

[zaiENT1]

this is like a porno but without the porn

[luigibattista10]

that woman is fine..

[ghossler]

this movie rocks :D brings back good old memories... and shit.. ashley ferrare is hot!!

[normalguyable]

kosugi is a vegan in real life.

[asia911]

Lucky kid.

[GodIsACosmicAsshole]

0:50-0:52 "If you wanna' workout, you forgot your pants."

Whoever wrote the script for this movie rode the short bus to and from the movie studio.

[hurricanesofhell]

3:52

Ahhh, yeee, keehh..sheeehyy.*Stabs*

[hurricanesofhell]

Lol at when he was just falling 1:07 then it cuts to sho saying he's opening a new gallery.

[inyourface48]

I remember that movie lol

[464hugh]

ninja granny



[freddytk421]

This was my favorite movie of all time when I was a kid. I would have added when he says "Only a ninja can stop a ninja" ,when the dad is busting out his old ninja weapons again since he gave it up and has them all layed out. I guess there is too much good stuff to fit in 4 min though.

[Poeticbladezero]

LMFAO that kid is totally looking at her tits around @ 3:47

[thebluecollarhero]

Not sure, but at 3:58, i think he hit an artery.

[theghostname]

3:16.....

Da lil' dude be hurtin'...

[ResistanceHiro]

2:23 he's thinking...her eyes are uhh...don't touch her boobs...don't touch her boobs

[DaTscheka]

hahaha what is this?

shouldn´t ninja act at night, kill there targets in stealth? No they just attacks mansion in daylight, throw shuriken at people in bright daylight and are still wearing these black costumes, because you don´t wanna be a target on the freaking celling of a skyscraper^^.............GOD i love this movie:)

[GILakaGP3]

Here is a fun Fact.

The little kid is Sho Kosugi son and he plays Ryu Hayabusa in the DOA movie.

[crjaded]

Damn Kathy was fine!

[superrok420]

4:04-4:10 What the hell? Donald Trump was a ninja? I never knew!

[FabrizioBiondini]

3:18 D: 

[TheShinobi32]

Im sorry but if i were him i would have screwed the blond lol but i have all ways liked Sho Kosugi and Kane and i have this movie and have seen most of his movies.

[fireem]

Wow that ninja have really high blood pressure.

[pastacion]

oh grace oshita in 0:39

[VanBullock]

go on with your 4 min edits - they rock! :)

[MrAnimeking18]

Lol I like how he crawls away and hits his head on the door lol

[ncll510]

Nigga got bitch slapped at 3:04

[KingsWorld2010]

I ain't being funny, this movie is good. But the slap the kid gets. It's just hilarious! lol

[15551cue]

man i remember watching this in the theaters when i was little, this movie had me on the edge of my seat thanks for the memories

[CCkeminliu959]

Child abuse!!!!

[CCkeminliu959]

LOL That's what bullies get!

[MyOnlyFarph]

that little boy will only know how to solve his problems using violence

[ChriswithMatt]

3:49 I'd do her, Lawl.

[papalolita]

That Japanese granny ninja is awesome!

[shadowninja497]

The end when he killed him that goes to another fight

[bb33nnii]

thats one old lady i wouldnt fuck with

[TheShinobi32]

Im sorry but if i was him i would have fucked the blond lol.

[norifuu4649]

Japanese ninja to Twitter

ttp://twitter.com/#!/Ninja_app­rentic

[hairbandfan1967]

2:20 - these are not the droids you're looking for!

[hairbandfan1967]

1:39 - Granny Ninja has some killer moves! LOL!

[SomeWhereInTheSouth]

Where do you get those awesome smoke balls like the old lady uses from 1:58- 2:02? You throw them down on the ground and they make you vanish into thin air.

The closest I can find are the smoke balls they sell at Crazy Bill's Fireworks around the 4th of July, but they don't make me vanish :(

[RodCornholio]

@SomeWhereInTheSouth

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Never tried it myself. Just info. Be safe...and try to be legal.

[inferno232]

@SomeWhereInTheSouth Not only that, they also make grievous wounds temporarily disappear. What a nifty thing to own.

[SomeWhereInTheSouth]

From 3:47-3:52 little Kane is totally speechless, held captive by the magical blonde bush of asian man's kryptonite standing in front of him.

[doceigen]

@SomeWhereInTheSouth Yeah... me too.

[luigibattista10]

@SomeWhereInTheSouth You are a poet my brother.

[Nocturnal01]

Anyone know what happened to Ashley Ferrare?

[onhonho01]

Indeed one of the greatest movies ever made.

[JoshandJamesM]

Lil' asian kid was totally kicking ass while wearing lacoste. Probably the only one who wears lacoste that could anyways

[juggermandoo]

ooooooooo men, I was like 11 years old when I saw this movie, and have a huge crush on the blonde girl, and my first handjob was dedicated to her .......min 3:48 i remember

[madpete99]

who didnt want to bang the hot blonde? i was 12 when i saw this film and i wanted to give her one then lol

[bwayne641]

@ 3.50 that kid is totally checking out that wet t shirt, LOL. 

[texasdurp]

funny little asian kid. he wouldnt do that to me. i wouldn't even need no ones help to do it like the other kids needed. i would just 1,2 combo him and kick him in the groin.

[mikey777799]

Wow that chick was hot. Loved this as a kid.

[TheDelahaye]

Go go gadget grandma!!

[breadbaker226]

Go granny go

[paladindarknite]

i loved this movie when i was kid, i hope my kids get into ninjitsu!

[TheRiggyRiggs]

Where you guys go? Dont see updates much, :(

[neard2000]

3:18 HOLY SHIT AHHH best bit

[makokun9]

this movie is so bad, it`s funny!

[Y2p731]

I guess little Kane Kosugi wanted to bang that hot blonde with the panties.

[sabre926]

I thought this film was pretty cool for the following reasons:

-Love films about ninja assassins and there thousand ways of death!

-Little Kane Kosugi shows us what he knows and later becomes a big-time star as an adult (just like his old man)

-Great fight scenes, especially with kickin Keith Vitali.

-Cathy Hunter (Ashley Ferrare's character). My heart still skips a beat when I see that lady!

[rizzagizza]

I love how all the people on the street are completely unfazed by a screaming hobo with a shuriken in his eye.

[Bennyishere]

3:43 is the best scene, both in terms of dialogue and fight choreography.

[salps3]

@Bennyishere lol agreed 

[pstchaseki]

@Bennyishere it's the only scene I watched

[SomeWhereInTheSouth]

@Bennyishere LMAO! I've seen porn movies with better dialogue and choreography.

[realfunnybunny]

3:17

[bloodrunsclear]

I'm not certain if this was the worst thing I've seen ever or transcendently awesome O_o