Chasers War On Everything Jihad car ad

[seratobikibainuzuka]

72 virgins 

[effinTRAITOR]

Bible.. Qur'an.. They both originated from some obscure book that was translated and perverted by someones perceptions of it, then went on to do more of the same over the centuries till they were spread out across the world to make up every Abrahamic holy book you can think of. At least that is the conclusion I come to without the bias of research :P lol Person below me is a redneck.

[SerasXHarkonnen]

it should be noted that this is Australian humor and we allow people to push the boundaries a lot... its great isn't it!

[Drizzzlez]

LOL thats AWESOME

[princepersia1]

This made my fucking day lmao 72 virgin button.

[ECTBWHO]

: )

[limauze]

stupid your the one who want it stupid amarican !!!

[liquidfreak]

72 virgins

[sirrington]

LOL Refence to Toyota

[ryan0666]

who ever said the virgins were female lol ......

[Nicholasbduckman]

Lol'd at the end :)

[mohdpedo]

this is a ad add by the chasers

[dooshtoomun]

lol the end...does the toyota jump =p

[Shocked0]

LOL FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!!

BTW, there is evidence that the koran was rewritten the wrong way. And instead of recieving 72 virgins they get some grapes.

LOL! Sucks to be them,/

[sooperdude1992]

please don't start one of those shit arguments about religion on youtube, fuck.

[packets1]

mmm, grapes

[DKINGTURK]

@Shocked0 haha very funny

[salambhola]

@Shocked0 correct your info. koran is 100% same as it was on first day. but i can provide u many prooves that bible is 100% change fron its first day even many christians admit this

[timanonymous]

I want one. lol

[symons3569]

Lol... Fuck political correctness.

[AidanNagolxxx]

LOL

[urchoice]

ALLAH AKHBAR~!!!!

[BuyYourselfABookOr3]

FUNNY, ISLAM TEACHES THAT THOSE WHO COMMIT SUICIDE WILL BURN IN HELL.

interesting that THAT'S never pointed out.

[draco1115]

And the Bible says though shall not murder, however, that hasn't ceased either.

[youreafuckingidiot]

The bible also says that anyone who curses at their parents should be stoned to death. Quite flim-flammy.

[aussiepassenger]

What do you mean by that? If people believe what the Bible says does not mean they are "immune" to sinning!?!

[skiperbrat]

yeh and killing an murder in the herbrew language are 2 different meanings  murder is 2 kill without purpose

[liber8me]

murder is to kill without purpose? i think 99% of murders are done for a purpose.

[maidenfairhair]

hahaha at that muslim guy 2 comments down XD made me rofl

[windstar2009]

Pure suicide bombing pleasure!! LOOOOL

[039PT]

wow this shit is funny and i'm a muslim talkin... oh and btw if u diss muslims, i no where u live and i'll blow up your house

[Warpedlogic65]

@039PT haha, it's not meant to be a shot at Muslims just at Terrorists

you get them from just about any religion

[ts65129]

HAHAHAHAH

[danteslight]

lol anyone know why its 72 virgins? seems like an odd number to me

hillarious btw

[AgentCROCODILE]

I believe that it is because 72 is a "holy number" in the religion of Islam. There are lots of things associated with 72

[boxa1500]

Because they're fucktards.

[mrcrazyman95]

its funny and was made for comedy not religion

[guerno1]

fuck, wished i lived in australia! great show!

[fault1654]

dude im muslim and this is halarious!

it's also halarious that everyone's hatting on muslims. jeez , this is youtube! i dont go around videos on youtube and look up jew hattin , and write random shit about how i hate them, cant there be piss, FUCK! and if anyone disagrees ima blow you up.

[mromarandy]

lol i agree buddy!

[jerrys4125]

i give it to the chaser boys, they have balls.

i love living in australia

[joshbzac]

everyone is entilted to their own religion, but why does there have to be so much hatred and war and killings????

[xertaqaadka]

hey jihad means aholy war against non muslims so when the time is come we fuck u fagots realy itired till i wait jihad  when ilike to cut some peace of shit head like u jihad com on ineed u now

[blixagerl]

"The best jihad [struggle] is (by) the one who strives against his own self for Allah, The Mighty and Majestic," Hadith (sayings of the Prophet Muhammad). 1

"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loves not transgressors." Qur'an, Chapter 2, verse 190.

Yeah whatever, hate breeds hate - you might want to watch out for the 'transgressing limits' part.

[kayjames888]

Replace Jihad with tolerance, that's what Bruce Banner did to get over his angry hissy fits.

Rrrr, Muslim angry now, Muslim SMASH, Muslim BASH!! Rrrrr!!!

[boorakaka]

@xertaqaadka learn to spell before you insult the bible you fuck-wit

[phximam]

"if you kill a person without reason, it will be like you killed the whole of mankind." This is actually talking only about other muslims not us kafirs. This was made up during the Mecca times when old Mo was not powerful. You need to learn of the term abbrogation. It is in the terrorist training manual. It is a Medina surra. It states that allah, the pagan moon god, may have made mistakes when revealing to Old Mo. So later surras are superceded by newer ones. Look it up idiot.

[phximam]

From the hadiths: :"Mohammed said in his Hadith: 'The Hour [Day of Resurrection] will not arrive until you fight the Jews, [until a Jew will hide behind a rock or tree] and the rock and the tree will say: Oh Muslim, servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!'"

[r3volution4eva]

can u please tell me the source of this hadith and the fact if it is authenticated cos if ur making up stuff on the spot then shut the hell up... a hadith isnt a book or religious scripture itz more like things that happen during the prophet muhammad (s.w.t) times

[phximam]

Muslims must fight the unbelievers who oppose them. Muslims are to obey the Islamic rules of war. They must kill the unbelievers wherever they find them. They are to drive them out of the lands they took from the Muslims.

[phximam]

Enduring trouble and oppression from the unbelievers is worse than the Muslims act of the all out slaughter of the unbelievers (2:190-191).

[THEmiccy2000]

Way to be a dumbshit, the vast majority of theistic religions have similar rules, look it up moron.

[kayjames888]

Why must Muslims drive out or kil the unbelievers from the land. how come WE are nice enough to allow them to live in OUR countries. Do we do the same to them?? Just be fuckwits to everyone. hmmm

[Metalstrix]

i'm not muslim but... woah that is really harsh lol. I'd becareful if i were you. They might hunt u down man lol

[kayjames888]

Woah, why the fuck would they hunt me down? Oh yea, that's right cause they are fuck-wits who get angry at how they are mistreated all the time in this country. That will only prove my point. Rrrr, Hulk smash, Hulk bash.

[ts65129]

they cant hunt you down now cuz their boss still hiding in the damn cave like a rat.. hohoho

[phximam]

When the unbelievers are encountered, aim your blows at their necks. When you have won the battle, tie up the prisoners of war firmly. Then you may either decide to be generous to the prisoners or ask for a ransom for their freedom (47:4).

[phximam]

Those who follow Mohammed are ruthless to the unbelievers but compassionate to one another (48:29).

[phximam]

The meaning of jihad may be struggle, but it is used as holy war by muslims. Jihad has nothing to do with any inner struggle to be a better human being. Besides if a muslim is struggling to be the best possible muslim, he or she is someone that hates non-muslims, especially Jews. Why? Because the koran, the terrorist training manual says so.

[ail8322]

man, nowhere does the quran say to kill ppl unnecessarily..there is a verse, "if you kill a person without reason, it will be like you killed the whole of mankind." You shld read and inform us wht sentence you talkin bout in the so called "terrorist manual." And about the jew thing, it traces back to Israel, who snatched the land which rightfully belong to palestine and they built a blockade and identified the political party elected by a palestine a terrorist organizaiton..so they started it.

[hardnthefukupstraya]

the muslims brought nothin new to the table since judaism n christianity, apart from evil

[ail8322]

oh really.....they removed the flawed concept of trinity which says 1+1+1=3. Where they call someone a God when they never claimed to be. Ask your priest, he'll knw it, the only part Jesus said "i am son of the God" was not the mail part of the bible, it was written on the margin, probably by a follower, and they inserted it in the main copy while making the copies of Bible.

[hardnthefukupstraya]

im just quoting the pope, who was quoting a orthodox byzantine emperor from the 1300's. Im not christian or religous at all. But I agree with that statement. Chicks havin 2 cover themselves, jihads,having to kneel and pray towards mecca evry day, NO ALCOHOl!!! nothing could be more evil

[webnothing]

The concept of 'jihad' is such a flawed concept. If to serve god, you must sacrifice everything, even your own life and your family/friends life, then what on earth is 'jihad' for?? Fight against enemies? What enemies? Your brothers and sisters? lol! So Islam is a worldy religion created by man, and not endorsed by god (derived according to the views of extremist Muslims). jihad is a selfish concept that doesn't understand 'enemies' and doesn't understand that they too are children of god.

[AxeLIIIIII]

rofl :')

brilliant.

[YangsterRox]

rofl this made me choke xD

[fyyn]

Funny video - but I think the title for the upload should've been something like "Suicide bomber car ad" or "Jihadist car ad" (rather than "Islamic").

[kkkiiinnnggg222]

U dont even no what jihad is

jihad is a holy war where you defend yourself and your people when someone attacks you.

can any of u please learn what these words really mean before u use em. cause this stuff herts

[paspax]

jihad means holy war against all non-muslims, wherever they are. It's happening now.

The west must wake up & crush islam back into the dirt where it came from.

[r3volution4eva]

Jihad doesnt literally mean holy war against all non-muslim. do some research b4 u listen to the garbage that the media spoons feed u. the real meaning of jihad is Struggle. but those terroist idiots use that term so that they can believe that they wont burn to hell once they die, thinking itz a noble cause but in reality making the majority of muslim feel threatened who doesnt believe in that holy war shit

[axiomiser]

Who cares what Jihad means?

It's enough to know that about 95% of all terrorist attacks in the last 50 years have been committed in the name of Islam.

It's not the media who have led people to believe that Jihad means holy war - it is the terrorists.

[Danieldestroys]

"the real meaning of jihad is Struggle."

Against non-muslims. No one's buying your line of crap. No one highjacked islam. You're just doing what your precious prophet told you to.

Go ahead. Call me a racist. I call you a terrorist.

[r3volution4eva]

i wont call u a racist, i dont care wat u call me. and thatz not wat our prophet muhammad (s.w.t) told us to do.... research my friend research the true islam... not the islam that the extremist and terroist are conveying to the media

[kayjames888]

HEY MUSLIMS!! How bout instead of using the word Jihad for struggle, use the word "tolerence" and mind your own fucking business. Why must you "strugle" against non-muslims. Keep it to yourself hey?

[blixagerl]

Well pointed out. Noted and done!

[EweTubee]

@fyyn well most modern day car bombers are islamic, i thought it was fitting. Really can't dispute that.

[MrOmegaBlitzer]

@fyyn well it says in koran to kill people so according to the koran your a bad Muslim

[mariamhmhA]

@MrOmegaBlitzer what are you on? in the Qur'an it gives permission to kill in order for justice and that is all, under no circumstances are you to kill because someone is a different religion. by circumstances i mean self defence and various hideous crimes such as adultry and so forth. this is justice not murder or terrorism, don't discriminate a religion on the acts of a few people. how many christians murder people yet we dont say they are a religion of violence.

[MrOmegaBlitzer]

@mariamhmhA If I look at the entire middle east I see Hatred amongst about 90% of the muslims. If it was only with about a few percent or even 40% you could say they are wrong but when the entire Muslim nation shows so much hatred I don't think you have a point. If someone had a bible in iran I think they would be killed in about a day wheras a muslim can live peacfully amongst christians

[mariamhmhA]

@MrOmegaBlitzer ok maybe from your perspective you see violence but look at the ones you dont see violence in. they are the ones following the religion properly and they shouldnt be descriminated a muslim can live in peace technically but are they really at peace when people accuse them of hideous crimes purely on their beliefs is that peace? i know for a fact that any time someone finds out im muslim they raise an eyebrow at me and ask if im going to bomb them.

[ahmadclk]

I'm a muslim and I find this really funny. But I don't think that this is the right time to muslim/arabs jokes. since there is a shitload of hate crimes happening to us muslims/arabs. I think that this video will probably make the racists in the world hate arabs/muslims more. I think that this video should have been released in the future, when there isn't as much hate on arabs/muslims.

But thats just my 2 cents.

[Kansiov]

"Fuck evil satan islam "

As if Christianity was any better... =/

[zimnaf]

@Kansiov satan can be anywhere, any colours and any creatures except islam, thats why you dont have a guidance in life, you are free to do what you wanna do and say what u wanna say but we have a guideline in life according to Koran and Sunnah thats why in the end ,to stay in heaven for eternity is the price,but your religion doesnt have that how come the person does nothing in life and no guidance at all will be stayin in heaven for eternity?it doesnt make any sense, does it?

[E9878]

lol hahahaha

[seef0]

Hats off to these guys for pushing the envelope. That's their thing. I'm not sure most viewers will 'get' this one. I was cringing more than laughing.

[GypoooooAdz]

LOL

I'm a Muslim and I still find this funny. Anybody who cant laugh at themself is a fool.

[jfunkera398]

Oh my, I am a muslim, and I'm embarrassed at some of the lack of sense of humor from certain posters who apparently find it tasteful to damn others to hellfire with cuss words thrown in for effect. Um, pretty bloody peaceful..(Oh, I almost forgot to add the exclamation marks)...!!!!!

[blixagerl]

Well I'm glad I didn't offend you, and you got the point. Cheers.

[zimnaf]

dont you ever humiliates islam you fuckin moron, those people who is extremist did this kind of shit!!!! islam is religion of peace but surely you denied that fact, if you still in your religion now you gonna be burned in hell coz you never believe that Allah is the only mighty god!!!! so good luck for you in hell... iam just wanna tell you the truth but if you dont believe that, its up to your fuckin shit!!!!!

[blixagerl]

Yeah, you've made good points. Certainly you've convinced me of your reasonable and open minded approach to other peoples beliefs, and that you can appreciate humour.

The whole point of this was make fun of the extremists, not Islam or Muslims.

[zimnaf]

i meant to reply this to choudry 99 but not to this video!!! this video is awesome!!!

[blackkakari]

@zimnaf Yeah, the Bible also says you'll burn in Hell for not believing in it. So how do you know the Koran is right? Because you were raised to believe it? Christians would say YOU will burn in Hell for not following the Bible! To think that someone deserves to burn for eternity simply for being born into the wrong religion is sick.

[blackkakari]

@zimnaf Yeah, the Bible also says you'll burn in Hell for not believing in it. So how do you know the Koran is right? Because you were raised to believe it? Christians would say YOU will burn in Hell for not following the Bible! To think that someone deserves to burn for eternity simply for being born into the wrong religion is sick.

[zimnaf]

@blackkakari you are wrong actually... Nobody cant create any books as same as Koran and i challenge you to know every single words of The Koran then do some research and then we talk. Although Iam Not good in Arabic but after translation in English, youll cry after you make some comparisons between The Koran and the Bible and absolutely not because i was raised to believe it but the truth behind those words. anyway its up to you.

[blackkakari]

@zimnaf And Christians say the same thing about the Bible. Unless your Koran has predicted things in the future that actually happen or provides real evidence for it's claims, I'm not going to take it seriously. Same with the Bible.

[mariamhmhA]

@blackkakari here for one example the number nineteen. you have no idea what i'm on about...... watch videos on the number nineteen and god, still not satisfied? what about the salinity levels of two different types of water which meet but dont mix or how about the big bang or what about embryos or that the male determines the sex of the baby. trust me there is more waiting to be discovered. if you are curious bout Islam read websites dedicated to the teachings dont rely on the media. thank you.

[zimnaf]

@blackkakari that why i told you to do some research, the koran has predicted many things in the future and turned out to be truth and provides real evidence for its claims about many things which happend a thousand years ago since the koran was first revealed by prophet Muhammad, just dont take it seriously but curiosity is enough.

[shabeki]

@blackkakari *Yawn*......you angstheists forget that no else cares what you do or don't take seriously. If you don't believe in it, fine. Just let others live their lives in peace so long as they don't negatively affect yours.

[thegrar]

Hilarious!

[billysot]

LMFAO

[RAGAB1000]

maybe funny , but bad

[colombakolla]

Any publicity is good publicity.....

So where can i get one of these?

[borhany1979]

maybe funny , but bad

[PhantomBat109]

LOl

[peaviopi123]

they go to far but not way to far which makes it hilarious

[ArabsUnit]

i love it..when can i get one..

[kenan6346]

lolling right at the very end xD

[richardosteen]

Brilliant... absolutely brilliant!

[ChantalMC]

When a JI-extreme 250 CV Cabriolet? XD

[demsurf]

lol!

[vindaloo10]

But surely a pure Islamic car has no infidel technology in it.Take this out and what do we have?A donkey with a minaret on its head

[Sentinel4truth]

Hilarious!