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  • this is the funniest thing I have ever seen hahahaha.

  • "Yah, see yuh!"

  • at 2:33 he stood watching then at 2:44 he's like ok i will join in now :/ lol

  • Wow it looks like they were trying to film slow motion without knowing how so they just told the actors, "Punch slow and react slow," nobody should notice.

    Also I think this fight scene has the honor of being on multiple Cracked lists. :D

  • I usually stop fighting and run away when I've lost an eye....that's just me though.

  • Oh my this is quite intense...OW WOW A BROKEN ARMED BACK FLIP 2:30 YEAH

  • Are these even real people? Because I swear this looks like stop-motion animation.

  • Technically, don't they need to keep two eyes out?

  • UAAARGH!!

  • The music... so epic.. soo.... loud

  • I cant believe they actually made movies like this before =/

  • @IBeScubaSteve implying they don't make movies that are this shitty today.

  • Looks like they...*Puts on sunglasses* hung him out to dreye.

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @XAfroWarriorX Dry?

  • @Moegitto Explain the joke some more why don't you :c

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

  • quotes for the movie

    nyahhh

    argggghh

    heya

    heay arhhhhhhhhhhh

    aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

    ashya hya aaaaaaaa

  • a aaaaaaaaaa jjjjaaaaaaa yyyyaaaaaaaa ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa

  • well i am gonna go masturbate.

  • World's gayest fight D:

  • This would be a million times better with Chuck Norris

  • What...

    The...

    (bleep)...

  • Wait, he just hung a guy up by a hook to his eye while he was alive, and he's teh good guy???

  • Yea, See YA. haha

    

  • FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!! watch the end

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  • i like the part where they say: AAaAaaAAA

  • gotta love when she uses both her arms (including the one in the sling) to do a backflip.

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  • And to think, this was the pilot for Seinfeild.

  • This is amazing.

  • bahahahahaha rip shirts!

    

  • this is brilliant.

  • the best part has to be at 0:47 when they both throw their shirts on the ground while simultaneously screaming

    ROFL

  • ZING!

  • that truly was the greatest fight scene ever. i have downloaded this movie now, i pray the rest is as good as this hahaha

  • I think there wasnt enough of ; "HAAAAAHHH HOOAAH HEEYAAAAHH HHEEEE AAAA

  • I had time to send a couple txt messages between each swing. In fact, each hit was probably inflicted via pony express

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 2:31 broken arm ?

  • wheat is this?

  • Parts of this look like the world's lamest elementary school Tae Kwon Do demonstration. And I've seen a lot of those.

  • Yes I am here because of Cracked!

  • the best?

    

  • Thank you Cracked.com for making my life complete with this clip. :-)

  • I didn't know Karate gave you a tan when you took your shirt off.

  • its two half naked guys and a whole bunch of grunting, and halfway through a woman walks in on them.

  • Almost as realistic as the reporting from Fox news.

  • aaaaahhhh AAAAHHHHH aaaaaaaahhhh AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAAAHH AAAHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH AAAAHH AAAAAAAAH ahahahahahaha
  • Yea CYA

  • Holy shit.

    The "yea" and "see ya" is epic x 100 ! :D:D:D

  • GARBAGE DAY

  • @Swordsman808 LMFAO!!!! AHHAHAHAHA!!

  • Haya! haya! ay a haya! HAYA! HAAAAA Hay ya! hay YA!!

  • 0:30 lol

  • lol this like a video game.

  • Hideous and hilarious in equal measure.

  • any fight scene from a jackie chan movie is pretty awesome

  • I love when JK Rowling arrives to help.

    XD

  • @mmassafera Looks NOTHING like J K Rowling.

  • Why would you keep fighting after your eye is gouged out? The fight's over, man, you need to get to a hospital or something, there's no dignity to salvage anymore. Lol.

  • @Dale747474 The funny thing is, this fight actually happens in a hospital. :P

  • this is so gay

  • when did they get time to oil up? really wtf theres just plot holes everywere.

  • @gmac1321 1994 man... they are sweatyxD

  • YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • to have such dorky faces, those guys are pretty ripped. haha. "we'll keep an eye out for you, stingray." hahahahah

  • beautiful!

  • Yeah! See ya!

  • I like the part where the girl's apparently injured arm is used to do a back flip. :D

  • Fake ? hum !!!! lolll

  • holy shit one of the most fake shit iv ever seen....

  • Yeah, Cyuh! haha thats all he could think of?

  • what a waste of baby oil! great find, gotta give it a watch

  • MÁGICO!

  • Its Ray Ramono and Larry from Perfect Strangers on steroids fighting it out....this is one everyone had anticipated for many years....I think they are fighting over Balki Bartocumus

  • Hahahahaha, they took their shirts off and all they did was

    "AHHHHHH RAAWWRRAHAHAHHHHA"

  • I liked the part where the guy went like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" then the girl said "WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU. (lulz)".

    It was an epic part.

  • That was pretty intense

  • haha

  • guy1 aaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaa

    guy2 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaa

    damn this is funny

  • mor..........tal.....kombat LOL LOL. WOW

  • Why is it that "Future War" comes to mind when I watch this?

    To quote Mike Nelson from that episode of MST3K: "Battle of the guys who peaked in high school"

  • deathstalker!

  • wtf!!?? lol!!!

  • haha im gonna dwn it now

  • i saw his hand miss

  • 1:11 it looked like he kind of waved his hand instead of punched there.

  • Sonya and Johny cage wins fatality

  • I KNO right, lol. they need to add these characters

  • wow lol this was still cool but it would be even better if there wasnt so many gay "huahhh, haaaaahhhh, hayahhhhhh" noises

  • 0:10 that's his rapist face

  • the last shot of him hanging off that hook, is he going to get processed through the factory now?

  • i adore this movie :), especially 0:47 when they both shout wraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh or 0:07 when he barked lol

  • The guys just an aggressive knife salesman!

  • just so awesome .. and gay at the same time

  • I like this...wow! If only movies had more of this...O_O

  • the most intense figth i ever saw

  • yeah

  • seeya

  • Aah FFS 1:52 why the fuck would anybody pick up a fucking towel? If I was the guy I would of slapped the simple bitch hard

  • you always have to know where your towel is.

  • auch! that will make a scar!

  • wow....

  • ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh­hh

  • Gyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa...

  • bhahaa,

  • 2:51 FATALITY!

  • really deserved the oscar it got for fighting Choreography

  • I wonder if that dude's skull got ripped when he finally tired out and his weight pulled down on the hook in his eye...not that I've ever seen this movie mind you. Well if two (semi) martial artists landing blows of canned sound effects and grunting as if having lubed sex turns you on, this could be a good dig.... ........I must find this movie ;)

  • skulls are very strong and can support the rest of the body so no that wouldnt happen unless he came down on the spike very fast with alot of power behind it etc.

  • Well....damn that sucks then. I was really kinda looking forward to seeing that, regardless of how fucked-up it made me seem wanting that to happen haha.

  • ARRRRRGHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH

    LOL man hahaha

  • lol what the fuck is this crap ahahahah

  • I TOTALLY grunt and yell when i take off my shirt too

  • You ripped my favorite lab jacket. You ripped the my only dress shirt. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Damn that bitch was ugly

  • WA AHHH ERRRAA HIYAAA HA!!! X10 = this scene lol

  • best fight in movie's history

  • ill write the dialouge....

    oaaaarrrgh!! arggghhh! oarghh!!! arrrrr! im a gay! i want yu so bad! Oargggghhh! this is my sex noise! ooaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!

  • Is that Peter North?

  • omg this is shit

  • that shit was so wack i could come up wiith a better fight scene if a had 2 guys in wheel chairs and no arms and i'd record it on my cell phone

  • lol, only Story OF Ricky could beat this movie :D

  • that was boring

  • i would love to have a fight like this in a pub

  • I laughed all the way through. Shitty acting,shitty editing,shitty music and shitty fighting.

    Can you do worse than this intentionally even?

  • the music is completely badass

  • haha

  • man they were greasy underneath their perfectly dry shirts......

  • hahaha

  • did that girl with the broken arm just do a backflip???

    YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" lol

    Who ever was directing this must of been like "hey you guys need to scream throughout this whole scene to make it more intense and we need an epic line to say at the end. How bout Yah See ya! that should be epic enough" lmao

  • hmm that was interesting

  • omg now hes talking about inbreeding with his cousin this guys sick real sick! someone should realy try n get him some help god nows he needs it,those poor children........

  • "Yeah! See ya!"

    God that was the most badass see ya I ever heard xD

  • ROFL THE GIRL RANDOMLY COMES IN AND STARTS FIGHTING! And do they even say anything the whole time? I think I only heard them yell and scream the entire video

  • Nevermind, I didnt watch the ending when I made that comment. Anyway... Anyone else think that chicked looked like Kathy Griffin? And why the hell are they fighting? And ROFL at him getting hooked in the eye xD

  • wat

  • lol wow one of the cheesiest things ive ever seen lol i love the snappy one liners in the end

  • jeez man this stevoman freak has been stalking me on here making fun of my comments then he sends me a message saying he likes to spread honey over little boys n lick it off

  • what the fuck? listen here you little child rapist. I dont wanna know what you and your little cousin do to each other you sick fuck but dont be telling everyone how your such a pussy hating dick sucking fagget. go get a life you little queer face cunt!!!!

  • Truly remarkable acting talent we have here. Hyaaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! OMG! You ripped my shirt!! Hyahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But honestly, one of the best worst fight scenes I've ever seen.

  • LOL yeah.

  • MORTAL COMBAT!!

  • Hehehe they are funny

  • the guy looks like peter north lol

  • All I can say is...Thank You.

  • yeah,because when you get a hook in your teeth you spit out saliva only... wtf,why do they shout so much? my WTF meter is wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf OUT OF wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf (5/5)

  • man if u all want to see a good fight scene type ninja in the dragons den final fight true oldskool martial arts at its finest also check some jackie chan drunken master shit

  • evilscotsman09:now,try that again...i dont have a clue what you tried to say there

  • Their oiled bodies...so funny!

  • Let MORTAL KOMBAT begin!!

  • These screams are great :D

  • "SURFS UP"

  • LOL

  • Oh my god! The worst fight scene ever!

    "Yaaah" "hahaaa" "yaaarh"

  • LOL!!! I love that part where he rips the other guys shirt and goes ARGH!! XD

  • "Dont Wanna Be Yah"

  • lol, I love how unimaginative the choreography is... good guy repeatedly kicks bad guy, bad guy repeatedly kicks good guy, good guy repeatedly punches bad guy, bad guy repeatedly punches good guy XD

  • thats some saw shit in the end lol

  • This is the most homo-erotic fight I have ever seen,not suitable for minors????this isn't suitable for human viewing.Yeah See ya!!!

  • This video sums up the struggle within all humans.

  • HA Ha HA HAHA ha Hah .....funny as hell man,thanks for the solid laugh first thing in the morning.

  • LOL "yah, see ya" amazing dialogue

  • very funny :D

  • "AUUURGGHHH! My Eye! Well, at least I still got my other eye- AUUURGGGHHH! DAMN...IT! What are the odds?! MY life sucks!"

  • lol i think this video was flagged because youtube hated this LOL!!! OMG they scream in every move they do lol!!!! i cant watch this!!!!!

  • lol

  • Roflcopter

  • dis shit was funny as hell