Wow it looks like they were trying to film slow motion without knowing how so they just told the actors, "Punch slow and react slow," nobody should notice.
Also I think this fight scene has the honor of being on multiple Cracked lists. :D
Why would you keep fighting after your eye is gouged out? The fight's over, man, you need to get to a hospital or something, there's no dignity to salvage anymore. Lol.
Its Ray Ramono and Larry from Perfect Strangers on steroids fighting it out....this is one everyone had anticipated for many years....I think they are fighting over Balki Bartocumus
I wonder if that dude's skull got ripped when he finally tired out and his weight pulled down on the hook in his eye...not that I've ever seen this movie mind you. Well if two (semi) martial artists landing blows of canned sound effects and grunting as if having lubed sex turns you on, this could be a good dig.... ........I must find this movie ;)
skulls are very strong and can support the rest of the body so no that wouldnt happen unless he came down on the spike very fast with alot of power behind it etc.
Well....damn that sucks then. I was really kinda looking forward to seeing that, regardless of how fucked-up it made me seem wanting that to happen haha.
did that girl with the broken arm just do a backflip???
YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" lol
Who ever was directing this must of been like "hey you guys need to scream throughout this whole scene to make it more intense and we need an epic line to say at the end. How bout Yah See ya! that should be epic enough" lmao
omg now hes talking about inbreeding with his cousin this guys sick real sick! someone should realy try n get him some help god nows he needs it,those poor children........
ROFL THE GIRL RANDOMLY COMES IN AND STARTS FIGHTING! And do they even say anything the whole time? I think I only heard them yell and scream the entire video
Nevermind, I didnt watch the ending when I made that comment. Anyway... Anyone else think that chicked looked like Kathy Griffin? And why the hell are they fighting? And ROFL at him getting hooked in the eye xD
jeez man this stevoman freak has been stalking me on here making fun of my comments then he sends me a message saying he likes to spread honey over little boys n lick it off
what the fuck? listen here you little child rapist. I dont wanna know what you and your little cousin do to each other you sick fuck but dont be telling everyone how your such a pussy hating dick sucking fagget. go get a life you little queer face cunt!!!!
Truly remarkable acting talent we have here. Hyaaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! OMG! You ripped my shirt!! Hyahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But honestly, one of the best worst fight scenes I've ever seen.
yeah,because when you get a hook in your teeth you spit out saliva only... wtf,why do they shout so much? my WTF meter is wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf OUT OF wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf (5/5)
man if u all want to see a good fight scene type ninja in the dragons den final fight true oldskool martial arts at its finest also check some jackie chan drunken master shit
lol, I love how unimaginative the choreography is... good guy repeatedly kicks bad guy, bad guy repeatedly kicks good guy, good guy repeatedly punches bad guy, bad guy repeatedly punches good guy XD
this is the funniest thing I have ever seen hahahaha.
dancerforlife194 3 weeks ago
"Yah, see yuh!"
noamshouseparty 3 weeks ago
at 2:33 he stood watching then at 2:44 he's like ok i will join in now :/ lol
ilovemoviesuk 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Wow it looks like they were trying to film slow motion without knowing how so they just told the actors, "Punch slow and react slow," nobody should notice.
Also I think this fight scene has the honor of being on multiple Cracked lists. :D
kinggimpy 2 months ago
I usually stop fighting and run away when I've lost an eye....that's just me though.
frankensteinmoneymac 2 months ago
Oh my this is quite intense...OW WOW A BROKEN ARMED BACK FLIP 2:30 YEAH
nonohino 3 months ago
Are these even real people? Because I swear this looks like stop-motion animation.
JavidOnd 3 months ago
Technically, don't they need to keep two eyes out?
calrikc 3 months ago 2
UAAARGH!!
theolat3 3 months ago 3
The music... so epic.. soo.... loud
Razzics 3 months ago 2
I cant believe they actually made movies like this before =/
IBeScubaSteve 4 months ago
@IBeScubaSteve implying they don't make movies that are this shitty today.
Coaler73 4 months ago
Looks like they...*Puts on sunglasses* hung him out to dreye.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
XAfroWarriorX 4 months ago
@XAfroWarriorX Dry?
Moegitto 2 months ago
@Moegitto Explain the joke some more why don't you :c
XAfroWarriorX 2 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Coteer 5 months ago
quotes for the movie
nyahhh
argggghh
heya
heay arhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
ashya hya aaaaaaaa
Kosmin0000 6 months ago 7
a aaaaaaaaaa jjjjaaaaaaa yyyyaaaaaaaa ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa
Robi555666 6 months ago
well i am gonna go masturbate.
Fiene19 6 months ago 4
World's gayest fight D:
616HC 6 months ago 3
This would be a million times better with Chuck Norris
unclepizzle23 6 months ago
What...
The...
(bleep)...
sdcrews 7 months ago
Wait, he just hung a guy up by a hook to his eye while he was alive, and he's teh good guy???
singhisking853 7 months ago 3
Yea, See YA. haha
DjDanigan 7 months ago
FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!! watch the end
ohprballer 7 months ago
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ohprballer 7 months ago
i like the part where they say: AAaAaaAAA
XLuckieX 8 months ago 29
gotta love when she uses both her arms (including the one in the sling) to do a backflip.
monitora108 8 months ago 2
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Wonderbread316 8 months ago
And to think, this was the pilot for Seinfeild.
moleman122 8 months ago 5
This is amazing.
antonio610 9 months ago
bahahahahaha rip shirts!
phsdrummer1322 9 months ago
this is brilliant.
natewilli03 9 months ago
the best part has to be at 0:47 when they both throw their shirts on the ground while simultaneously screaming
ROFL
blordblord623 9 months ago
ZING!
o0dballu 9 months ago
that truly was the greatest fight scene ever. i have downloaded this movie now, i pray the rest is as good as this hahaha
seanmitchell88 10 months ago
I think there wasnt enough of ; "HAAAAAHHH HOOAAH HEEYAAAAHH HHEEEE AAAA
heavenmonkey1 10 months ago 2
I had time to send a couple txt messages between each swing. In fact, each hit was probably inflicted via pony express
Tieaga 10 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thingi0ma0jig 10 months ago
2:31 broken arm ?
Pepsimaxfresh 10 months ago
wheat is this?
ThatDaveDude1 10 months ago
Parts of this look like the world's lamest elementary school Tae Kwon Do demonstration. And I've seen a lot of those.
TheAllegedRachel 10 months ago
Yes I am here because of Cracked!
DFURY77 10 months ago
the best?
jeorable 10 months ago
Thank you Cracked.com for making my life complete with this clip. :-)
MrsSpencerReid2304 10 months ago 33
I didn't know Karate gave you a tan when you took your shirt off.
beastofprey 11 months ago
its two half naked guys and a whole bunch of grunting, and halfway through a woman walks in on them.
Shamusmcman 11 months ago
Almost as realistic as the reporting from Fox news.
Soloflexforever 11 months ago
drugaddict1235 1 year ago
Yea CYA
Karstendag 1 year ago
Holy shit.
The "yea" and "see ya" is epic x 100 ! :D:D:D
pooh4u 1 year ago
GARBAGE DAY
FTWINZOR 1 year ago
@Swordsman808 LMFAO!!!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
TalentDisplay 1 year ago
Haya! haya! ay a haya! HAYA! HAAAAA Hay ya! hay YA!!
AmericanRattlesnake 1 year ago
0:30 lol
michohtf 1 year ago
lol this like a video game.
mburch1974 1 year ago
Hideous and hilarious in equal measure.
Analysticat 1 year ago
any fight scene from a jackie chan movie is pretty awesome
nemac23 1 year ago
I love when JK Rowling arrives to help.
XD
mmassafera 1 year ago
@mmassafera Looks NOTHING like J K Rowling.
migthegreek 1 year ago
Why would you keep fighting after your eye is gouged out? The fight's over, man, you need to get to a hospital or something, there's no dignity to salvage anymore. Lol.
Dale747474 1 year ago 2
@Dale747474 The funny thing is, this fight actually happens in a hospital. :P
SirBrooks 1 year ago
this is so gay
Serenade92x 1 year ago
when did they get time to oil up? really wtf theres just plot holes everywere.
gmac1321 2 years ago
@gmac1321 1994 man... they are sweatyxD
iSlupi 1 year ago
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
falcont2t 2 years ago
to have such dorky faces, those guys are pretty ripped. haha. "we'll keep an eye out for you, stingray." hahahahah
tdmarler 2 years ago
beautiful!
chimbinha1 2 years ago
Yeah! See ya!
mrtweeby2 2 years ago
I like the part where the girl's apparently injured arm is used to do a back flip. :D
TubeTAG 2 years ago
Fake ? hum !!!! lolll
stevesmsn 2 years ago
holy shit one of the most fake shit iv ever seen....
sAmZy1993 2 years ago
Yeah, Cyuh! haha thats all he could think of?
epowers52 2 years ago
what a waste of baby oil! great find, gotta give it a watch
starwhoresrecords 2 years ago
MÁGICO!
leandromatozo 2 years ago
Its Ray Ramono and Larry from Perfect Strangers on steroids fighting it out....this is one everyone had anticipated for many years....I think they are fighting over Balki Bartocumus
topher0002 2 years ago
Hahahahaha, they took their shirts off and all they did was
"AHHHHHH RAAWWRRAHAHAHHHHA"
Uzixk 2 years ago
I liked the part where the guy went like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" then the girl said "WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU. (lulz)".
It was an epic part.
littleicyman 2 years ago
That was pretty intense
drnrg31 2 years ago
haha
Crombo 2 years ago
guy1 aaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaa
guy2 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaa
damn this is funny
pachekin24 2 years ago
mor..........tal.....kombat LOL LOL. WOW
patchornet 2 years ago
Why is it that "Future War" comes to mind when I watch this?
To quote Mike Nelson from that episode of MST3K: "Battle of the guys who peaked in high school"
Priest84 2 years ago 2
deathstalker!
redgrant63 2 years ago
wtf!!?? lol!!!
L2thePz 2 years ago
haha im gonna dwn it now
xStalkerxx 2 years ago
i saw his hand miss
n00bskilz212 2 years ago
1:11 it looked like he kind of waved his hand instead of punched there.
redgrant63 2 years ago
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yogixs 3 years ago
Sonya and Johny cage wins fatality
Shitka431 3 years ago
I KNO right, lol. they need to add these characters
patchornet 2 years ago
wow lol this was still cool but it would be even better if there wasnt so many gay "huahhh, haaaaahhhh, hayahhhhhh" noises
Fudgeyer 3 years ago
0:10 that's his rapist face
redgrant63 3 years ago 4
the last shot of him hanging off that hook, is he going to get processed through the factory now?
redgrant63 3 years ago
i adore this movie :), especially 0:47 when they both shout wraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh or 0:07 when he barked lol
japierdoleokurwa 3 years ago
The guys just an aggressive knife salesman!
CincinnatusSPQR 3 years ago
just so awesome .. and gay at the same time
robz3000 3 years ago 2
I like this...wow! If only movies had more of this...O_O
archevangelus 3 years ago
the most intense figth i ever saw
volnutt333 3 years ago 2
yeah
sbaketown 3 years ago
seeya
sbaketown 3 years ago 23
Aah FFS 1:52 why the fuck would anybody pick up a fucking towel? If I was the guy I would of slapped the simple bitch hard
ipitythefoolwho 3 years ago
you always have to know where your towel is.
bastianskaye 3 years ago
auch! that will make a scar!
iRoNiCoSaRCaST 3 years ago
wow....
YouSuckSaltyBalls 3 years ago
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Vyran 3 years ago
Gyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Vyran 3 years ago
bhahaa,
rafetkrasnici1989 3 years ago
2:51 FATALITY!
fau4422 3 years ago
really deserved the oscar it got for fighting Choreography
downzymcfc4 3 years ago 2
I wonder if that dude's skull got ripped when he finally tired out and his weight pulled down on the hook in his eye...not that I've ever seen this movie mind you. Well if two (semi) martial artists landing blows of canned sound effects and grunting as if having lubed sex turns you on, this could be a good dig.... ........I must find this movie ;)
johnnyraybosko 3 years ago
skulls are very strong and can support the rest of the body so no that wouldnt happen unless he came down on the spike very fast with alot of power behind it etc.
downzymcfc4 3 years ago
Well....damn that sucks then. I was really kinda looking forward to seeing that, regardless of how fucked-up it made me seem wanting that to happen haha.
johnnyraybosko 3 years ago
ARRRRRGHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH
LOL man hahaha
ValeTudoManiac 3 years ago
lol what the fuck is this crap ahahahah
lokimed 3 years ago
I TOTALLY grunt and yell when i take off my shirt too
kingofcupcakes 3 years ago
You ripped my favorite lab jacket. You ripped the my only dress shirt. ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Ehav4Ever 3 years ago 2
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What a way to go.
gobstoppa21 3 years ago
Damn that bitch was ugly
onitaro 3 years ago
WA AHHH ERRRAA HIYAAA HA!!! X10 = this scene lol
Seikima 3 years ago
best fight in movie's history
Omfgwasndasjetzt 3 years ago 5
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this is real crap
UreMy9jai 3 years ago
ill write the dialouge....
oaaaarrrgh!! arggghhh! oarghh!!! arrrrr! im a gay! i want yu so bad! Oargggghhh! this is my sex noise! ooaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!
alajandro4444 3 years ago
Is that Peter North?
humantripod 3 years ago
omg this is shit
h4ckr0 3 years ago
that shit was so wack i could come up wiith a better fight scene if a had 2 guys in wheel chairs and no arms and i'd record it on my cell phone
spidaghost 3 years ago 2
lol, only Story OF Ricky could beat this movie :D
DevilStarDivine 3 years ago
that was boring
gandugando 3 years ago
i would love to have a fight like this in a pub
qwertybbqtong 3 years ago
I laughed all the way through. Shitty acting,shitty editing,shitty music and shitty fighting.
Can you do worse than this intentionally even?
SteveSpicerPortsmuth 3 years ago 4
the music is completely badass
bman462 2 years ago
haha
Crombo 2 years ago
man they were greasy underneath their perfectly dry shirts......
suckamsears 3 years ago 2
hahaha
Djooonas 3 years ago
did that girl with the broken arm just do a backflip???
YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" lol
Who ever was directing this must of been like "hey you guys need to scream throughout this whole scene to make it more intense and we need an epic line to say at the end. How bout Yah See ya! that should be epic enough" lmao
Blazian4life 3 years ago 2
hmm that was interesting
bethbearmacethatguy 3 years ago
omg now hes talking about inbreeding with his cousin this guys sick real sick! someone should realy try n get him some help god nows he needs it,those poor children........
conadz15 3 years ago
"Yeah! See ya!"
God that was the most badass see ya I ever heard xD
Cero0510 3 years ago
ROFL THE GIRL RANDOMLY COMES IN AND STARTS FIGHTING! And do they even say anything the whole time? I think I only heard them yell and scream the entire video
GottaWatchShit 3 years ago
Nevermind, I didnt watch the ending when I made that comment. Anyway... Anyone else think that chicked looked like Kathy Griffin? And why the hell are they fighting? And ROFL at him getting hooked in the eye xD
GottaWatchShit 3 years ago
wat
crosswalkernie 3 years ago
lol wow one of the cheesiest things ive ever seen lol i love the snappy one liners in the end
conadz15 3 years ago 2
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queer face cunt
stevoman16 3 years ago
jeez man this stevoman freak has been stalking me on here making fun of my comments then he sends me a message saying he likes to spread honey over little boys n lick it off
conadz15 3 years ago
what the fuck? listen here you little child rapist. I dont wanna know what you and your little cousin do to each other you sick fuck but dont be telling everyone how your such a pussy hating dick sucking fagget. go get a life you little queer face cunt!!!!
stevoman16 3 years ago
Truly remarkable acting talent we have here. Hyaaaaaaaaaa! Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! OMG! You ripped my shirt!! Hyahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But honestly, one of the best worst fight scenes I've ever seen.
exactomacto 3 years ago
LOL yeah.
GottaWatchShit 3 years ago
MORTAL COMBAT!!
NoRtHoVeR32 3 years ago
Hehehe they are funny
shigekazu15 3 years ago
the guy looks like peter north lol
al3no 3 years ago
All I can say is...Thank You.
morelandc 3 years ago
yeah,because when you get a hook in your teeth you spit out saliva only... wtf,why do they shout so much? my WTF meter is wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf OUT OF wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf (5/5)
Lywnis 3 years ago
man if u all want to see a good fight scene type ninja in the dragons den final fight true oldskool martial arts at its finest also check some jackie chan drunken master shit
evilscotsman09 3 years ago
evilscotsman09:now,try that again...i dont have a clue what you tried to say there
Lywnis 3 years ago 3
Their oiled bodies...so funny!
daedalus872006 3 years ago 2
Let MORTAL KOMBAT begin!!
vangk0 3 years ago
These screams are great :D
PabianPL 3 years ago
"SURFS UP"
majinjohnny 3 years ago
LOL
lolol801 3 years ago
Oh my god! The worst fight scene ever!
"Yaaah" "hahaaa" "yaaarh"
antikrundan 3 years ago
LOL!!! I love that part where he rips the other guys shirt and goes ARGH!! XD
Stormbringer24x 3 years ago 3
"Dont Wanna Be Yah"
zetone33 3 years ago
lol, I love how unimaginative the choreography is... good guy repeatedly kicks bad guy, bad guy repeatedly kicks good guy, good guy repeatedly punches bad guy, bad guy repeatedly punches good guy XD
NotHomelessAnymore 3 years ago 4
thats some saw shit in the end lol
LILLINKID 3 years ago
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what the fuck shit is whack??
amhur 3 years ago
This is the most homo-erotic fight I have ever seen,not suitable for minors????this isn't suitable for human viewing.Yeah See ya!!!
klintruin 3 years ago 4
This video sums up the struggle within all humans.
BigDickCheney 3 years ago 8
HA Ha HA HAHA ha Hah .....funny as hell man,thanks for the solid laugh first thing in the morning.
klintruin 3 years ago 2
LOL "yah, see ya" amazing dialogue
alien808 3 years ago 3
very funny :D
winK414 3 years ago
"AUUURGGHHH! My Eye! Well, at least I still got my other eye- AUUURGGGHHH! DAMN...IT! What are the odds?! MY life sucks!"
Craig496 3 years ago 4
lol i think this video was flagged because youtube hated this LOL!!! OMG they scream in every move they do lol!!!! i cant watch this!!!!!
legorocks4 3 years ago
lol
hsktoadftw 3 years ago
Roflcopter
Gompenlol 3 years ago
dis shit was funny as hell
jeremylovesmusik 3 years ago