Metalheads and Jehovah's Witnesses (Full)

[miketh2005]

So those briefcases can be used for something after all. XD

[TheManda1Panda]

some of those words defie the Scrabble rule of 7 tiles... like Cranberry

[ThyIsKrazy]

Can someone link me to the song version played in this video? All I can find is demo versions or promo tapes with bad quality. :(

[kancherito33]

Great voices, dudes

[wackenpriest]

...cranberry :))

[jorgenieto702]

I love black metal,but this video is wrong Jehovah's witneses are good people all they do is talk,but negros will kick ur ass for a dollar now that's some real shit so fuck this video"hail gorgoroth"

[DeathHeretik]

Haha Black Metal will always win.

[oOBiqMeryOo]

Ey! Jehova's Witneses rock!

[SatansBrethren]

Why didn't you crucify them?

[MaximilianMontesa]

Does anybody know any porn movie with Jehovah's Witnesses visiting as a plot?

[xgoddammitx]

"TIME TO DIE!" That's the best line in this whole video! xD

[jesusmetal92107]

i'm catholic, and i react in practically the same way. (only i prefer melodic death over black)

[VideoRoom207]

your voices are awesome!!!! haha

[sean695380]

lol great stuff

[TheDeadmike31]

nice black metal cargo shorts!

[Corpseviolation666]

I grew up with Jehovah's Witnesses in my family. I'd love it if they met these guys.

[ItchyKneeSon]

That comfy wooden home with white trim and accents is SO METAL!

Cue Darth Sidious vocal impression!

[Haddockxyz300]

Falkenbach!

[RobboElRobbo]

Nihil... lol

[keshakoolgirl]

UGH THE ONLY REASON I WATCH THESE IS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE ME AND MY FRIENDS

[MrEddieYYY]

LoL

[xHadesxPersephonex]

'They look religious... the mus be mormon!' xDDD Priceless xD

[Dergo666]

124 people are Jehovah's witnesses

[LordVadra777]

Next time its the Jews. (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!)

[x6Metal6Chick6x]

Haha this made my day :P

[hvitekristesdod]

Reib

[AodhBheagan]

Brian looks like a Morman.

[1IronMaiden123]

whats that awesome song before the calm one at the end of the movie?

[magicthunder666]

i wobder how many times thins happen in real life... lol

[MegaGod2]

1.Those clean shaven chicks looked more like mormons

2. the metalhead doesn't act like those clowns unless they are high

[bigAshizzle]

@MegaGod2 It's satiric, though. That's sort of where the humor is drawn from. This video is poking fun at stereotypical black metal behavior (i.e. we shall vanquish our enemies and ride the winds of fear) and the persistence of religious recruiters.

Just keep in mind that it's all in good fun.

[Inoryuki]

whats the "tru kvlt" thing with the letters in the scrabble thing mean? i kno its supposed to be funny but im quite blonde :/ XD

[bigAshizzle]

@Inoryuki Tru kvlt is an alternate spelling of 'true cult' which is used by some black metal enthusiasts to describe a song, album, or band that they find appealing.

[swlovesvegans]

umm i'm a witness. and i have mentioned orbit a couple times while at the door. so this video has some truth to it. lol

[Darkprisoner666]

They should make black metal vs Jews and later death metal vs Catholics,,, todally unrated,,,

[bsl103158]

I like the Vivaldi touch at the beginning

[EpicSlayer666]

"Why can't we just eat them?!?!"

"Because if we eat them there will be more NEXT WEEK!!!"

[castorpower666]

jajajaja "mormons travell by bycicle, this are jehovah witness..." jajaja

[Hellspindler]

121 are Jehovah's Witnesses'

[THRIQUILLED]

j.w.'s are not solicitors they actually do it for free and no pay.

[DrugWhore1]

It worked... Time to die!!!! Hahahaha fuck man funny as hell haha

[Cryptorax]

Very awesome movie xDD

And thump up for falkenbach!

[funnyangrykid]

u know, the first bible ever written had said that slavery was ok and also murder.. but the people who translated the bible today did not put that in bCuz obviously its wrong.. so what makes the bible diff from then and now.. we arent following the rules of the first bible which means we're all goin to hell anywayz Bcuz we canceled slavery.... Just sayin.. not a racist,, just getting the word out there.. think thats where the white supremecist based there beliefs from..

[funnyangrykid]

@montezstar .. we do it cuz were san and dont follow rules given by he whos not known and arent scared of being tortured by he who works for e who is not know even though u say the fallen one despises he who is not known.. so why does he torture who dont believe in he who is not know or doing things that are decribed to be wrong by he who is not know.. i dont get it..because im not stupid and not gonna stoop to ur dumbedness level to try and comprehend it Bcuz it is Uncomprehensably idiotic.

[DeathTernya]

fucken jehovah's XXD



[XxARTISTofWARxX]

You could just light a m80 open the door and drop on doorstep works for me.

[kohlwey51]

Brian is hot!! ;)

[burgos1349]

jajajajaja chingooon

[MrRMM8]

this is stupid, you can´t see a christian like a stupid, they are kinder and more helpful than you, I accept that they don´t like rock, but you must respect that, don´t be unwise, I don't have any problem with jehova´s witness, they are kind, please buddy respect them!!!

[veget0010]

@MrRMM8 I like rock and I'm christian.

[darkbob666]

LOLLL NICE VIDEO

[us3rfri3ndlyx]

Is Wyatt single :o

[MsAgnosticatheist]

LMAO. I remember going door to door, everyone always pretends not to be home but then they just come back again. This video perfectly shows how JW's will act if presented with a Satanist. These gentlemen are now on the 'Do not Knock' list.

[WaveEditing]

He forgot his char.

[bhaallbherith]

3:06 yeah!!!

[shukka667]

I think you'd get arrested (a few minutes later) for actually doing something like this.. damn.

[ConstituentJenkins]

This video... has 144,000 views.

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@ConstituentJenkins Great comment, haha.

[vanes9066]

@ConstituentJenkins Same amount who are going to be resurRECTED bitches!! Ha Ha Ha...

[BlackishMetalish]

@ConstituentJenkins I've watched it at least 1, 444 times, ah ha...

[RattnPank]

Cranberry xDD

[Kiki3141592]

I think Jehovah's taller man is Justin Bieber's brother...no kidding!

[flyingspagetti]

TRU KVLT and your letters are terrible LOL

[Jefrma]

3:28 is such a funny "classic" part when u look at their weapons concidering what they present! xD

[AggressivePrefector]

That's why I installed security cam so they can not see me look at them. >=D

[shukka667]

lol "cause if we eat them, ther'll be more next week"

[hellspawn781]

Cranberries are fucking metal.

[allpha100f]

TIME TO DIE! Like that part

[satan6rapes6god6]

Last time I saw one of those jehovas witness I said "Hail Satan"

They were so shocked haha^^

[shukka667]

@satan6rapes6god6 are you still alive?

[satan6rapes6god6]

@shukka667 lol...... NO

[montezstar]

you worldy ppl are amusing such pathetic little worthless live no manners or conciensc will do ANYTHING for a quick laughf ....we will juz see who will be laughfing in da end........

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@montezstar AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[bfia93]

@TheWhiteStripes3 whats the metal song playing while thr black metal guys are chasing the other guys. great video btw had me laughing so hard lol.

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@bfia93 Leaknishendr by Falkenbach

[darksurvivor00]

@TheWhiteStripes3 What's the ending song called? Great vid!

[iluvceb]

@TheWhiteStripes3 Falkenbach! FTW!

[lulztr0n]

@bfia93 Laeknishendr by Falkenbach.

[satan6rapes6god6]

@montezstar Nut

[kainname]

@montezstar You made my day :D

[rraisen]

@montezstar when u will laugh on others weren't u will going to hell? :/

[Corpseviolation666]

@montezstar Learn to spell, ya fucking retard.

[ZaarBloodletter666]

@montezstar Dude its just a funny video. Take a joke and get over it.

[sorbitol666]

3:04 best part

[JacXaSsDTempLar]

108 jehovas witnesses

[Twwistad]

What is the name of the song in the credits? I like it very soothing.

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@Twwistad It's a part of the song Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.

[Twwistad]

@TheWhiteStripes3 oooh ok. yeah it was in the info but i thought it was a different song. ok thank you. Hails to Falkenbach!

[prankstar2000]

why cant we just eat them

[FolkMetalManiac]

No, Mormons travel by bicycle! these are Jehovah's Witnesses!!! LOL

Funny cuz some Jo-ho's came to my door this very day.

[FinlandsThunder]

TIME TO DIE

[ArbitraryGrind]

hey guys could you check out some of my videos on my channel its of the band i sing for and were just getting are stuff out.if you like it awesome if no hey thats cool too no worrys.

thanks again.

William Bucklin

A.G

[blackenedintheend]

hahaha great job,by the way what's the song playing at @2:33

[TheWhiteStripes3]

@blackenedintheend The song is Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.

[blackenedintheend]

@TheWhiteStripes3 thanks man

i hadn't heard em before

[rockeroOz]

jajaja fuck but why the Jehovah's Witnesses dont use their letal weapon?? the bible jajajajajaja

[grail68]

1:30, that sound is FUCKED

[KenneWilleJ1102]

ha like in the coneheads

[mpalm887]

Dumb. Peaceful Jehova's Witnesses vs. scary painted degenerates.

[emolovesABRB]

lol fuck jehova witnesses

[VenomousKisserX]

My friend showed this to me....this is just pure gold, fair play to ye!! \m/ :D

[MsRachelHalpin]

no...mormons ride bicycles....they must b jahova whitnesses!

BLAAAAAAH!

[xUrsox]

Oh... I Love happy endings :)

[AmERICanMetal911]

What the Fuck is wrong with being a "Metalhead"???

[Emily16273511123]

Whoever made this video is a metalhead. @lelameolamimamen who are u to judge them it it complete rubbish that they actually saved tons of Jews under hitlers reign when they refused to turn in any Jews they are very nice people and they can prove everything with the bible as for there predictions hitler came right when they predicted that the world would all be fighting each other

[molosio1]

LOL XD

[zeppelinman68]

"No, mormons travel by bicycle. These are jehovah's witnesses." ROTFL, he sounds so confident.

[lelameolamimamen]

JWs are neither Christians nor 'Spiritual Jews',they don't base their weird teachings on the Bible and their credentials are less than none, they lost all respect, credibility, reliability and face after hundreds of lies,unfulfilled promises and prophecies. Their teachings and theories turned out to be a complete rubbish and all they have is fake-they disgraced themselves so many times and they still keep discrediting themselves with their lies that it would be cruel to make fun of them again;)

[xxpalerosexx]

Lol. Sage???!!!! YOU STOLE MY NAME.

[pflubber]

cranberry-

cuz The Cranberries r so metal!

[DylanBStringer91]

I Used To Be A Metalhead, But I Cut All Of My Hair Off And I Now Listen To Classical And Jazz!!! I Still Listen To Metal/Rock Every Now And Then, But Not Very Often!!!

[scumgrief]

I want my 4 minutes back

[lazerhawks]

Haha! Everyone knows black metal people can't afford houses!

[mastercrowly]

@lazerhawks i know right?? they live under bridges and come out to tell people they shan't pass unless they solve their riddle

[lazerhawks]

@mastercrowly Hahaha shan't. Nice

[augismu]

what's that metal song?

[thenoobisback121895]

We are all going to hell aren't we?

[Septagotius]

How do you get the font that the names were spelled in in the end?

[horriblequin]

CRANBERRY IS KRIEG!!!!!!!!

[andymission]

Creation

~~ Loves You ~~

[Grzesimaj]

Do psychiatry z wami.

[ravenatti]

His screaming at 3:08 was hilarious.

[MetalxXxMayhem]

Time to die!!! favorite part!!

[lsbrn98]

Lol That was funny :D Even tho I am one of Jehovah's Whitnesses. You just had to show the tree and scrabble words on purpose lol JK :) I have to say those would be some cute Jehovah's Whitnesses! :P

[KokayneDaKlown]

I love how metal it is! It takes a true metalhead to get that right. \m/ keep it brutal my friends.

[flashoftruth]

why did their shoes change to sneakers?

[lsbrn98]

@flashoftruthLol yeah I noticed that.

[MrOpenGamer]

92 are JWs who piss even Christians off.

[ASHERLIVEZ]

If you guys are ever in Kindersley, Saskatchewan look me up! hilarious videos!

[spaceking66]

if you have never been to a holy roman catholic  mass come to a holy roman catholic mass and seee what us holyy roman cathoolics are realy all about even men like mozart and beethoveen are holy roman catholics i think you mightt likeea holy roman cattholic mass like a beethoven concerrt a the windsor symphony orchestra try it you may like it

[MNpatriot1776]

@spaceking66 beethoven was a lutheran

[spaceking66]

in the the holy roman cattholic and holy greek catholic bible and holy greek orthodox bible andd the holy byzantine bible it tells me saints and mary is realy a true virgin and thee most holy trinity is true just read the king james bible or atend a holy roman catholic mass and ask a holy roman catholic preist how to find such information in the holy bible then decide if ccatholic would be for you or not or look it up in the concordance in a king james bible than deci

[spaceking66]

allow to introduce myself iam michael patrick djarmotsky jr and i am a holy roman catholic  i beleae in the virgin birth of christ i beleave in saints i beleave in the most holy trinity i found this in thee holy roman catholic bibble the holy greek catholic bible and holy greek orthodox bbible and it is all true it is even in all of the protestistant bibles i am sicking with holy roman catholic

[lxXMETALXxl]

PLEEEEASE MAKE MORE BLACK METAL VIDEOS!!!!!

[Mauritan]

theres a mistake with the shoes check it out

[blackenedthrasher]

jajajajajaja nice lml good videos

[cinemetalproductions]

You know bad things happen when i start the car

[12jontek]

My nie obrażamy waszej religii!!!

[GoreyAndKrookedOnes]

You guy's are sick!

\m/ !!!!!

[FunnyElina]

1:49 I have a pack of Orbit aswell :S

Wierd...

[EpicSlayer666]

I had Two staniding in front of my door just a minute ago. They Stand at your door for 5 minutes and i had a NO Soliciting sign. One of them looked up and stared at it. I thought they were going to leave! but sure as hell! They didnt... So i just stood there and the guy was looking staight at me! even though i was looking out the peep hole and i swear they can smell you! uhhhh there so annoying!

[heirihunziker]

03:56 nice guitar solo...name of song please?

[kenjackson1977]

ommfg!

[TheTortugaTanker]

Fucking epic~!!!!!

[mysteriouswitchgal]

@TheTortugaTanker I feel dizzier and almost gonna be sleeping in front of my computer just because of the classical music , but then, I saw the ugly faces and the rock music and was like.."scaring me is a great idea...just to let my eyelids be kept open in just a few more minutes...."

[TheTortugaTanker]

@mysteriouswitchgal

LOLOLOL

[potyma]

These guys should contact Brendon Small for some input \m/

[demonholocaust101]

"NO! mormons travel by bicycle! they must be johavah's witnesses" xD fuckin' pricless!

[FinlandsThunder]

best part: TIME TO DIE!

[SpMeKP]

F@CKING AWESOME!!!

[kvn100]

this is awsome!

[lironc177]

can someone tell me what's the song in the background? sounds cool

[Stianofp]

@lironc177 Falkenbach.

[ronniedactyl]

The Left Witness looks like CharlieIsSoCoolLike but with an american accent

[superXdude420]

lol this was FUCKING amazing... props..

[cutemedli7]

Do mormons next time plz!

[LaZdiZorro]

Jehowa's Witnesses sind Krieg!!!!!!

[metz3962]

"Why can't we just eat them?" lol I like how they talk.

[Slipnotes]

SO GRIM B-(

[666MetalGeek]

grim, frostbitten, satan, nihil, hell, lucifer, CRANBERRY xD

[hvitekristesdod]

@666MetalGeek reib?? xD

[curtiselmo]

mooooore!

[IronPozza]

Wooow Falkenbach :D

Nice movie

[MetalNinja247]

that quiet bit running to the car really needed some sort of horror track, like I dunno... an Emperor song, or Enslaved, Mayhem... the list goes on...