there is a fish that can swim into a mans penis you idiot i forgot what they're called but people who experienced it say it feels like a sword stabbing your dick
Hey doctor i pee streams of baby fish is it just puberty or sumthing Doctor-How the hell am i supposed to know i just became a doctor so i can touch balls
one of my friends got drunk one night, pushed Skittles (the little candy coated chewy candies) into he's pee hole, turned round to a girl and said "hey, suck this and taste the rainbow"
aparently, he'd been able to do it since he was 8. . . . 0_0 the sick fuck
this is exactly like an episode of lepreaceaun where a guy was peeing on the dead body of lepreacaun and the soul just went up his piss stream and eventually grew out of his penis.
Has anyone ever seen the parisite show called eaten alive some guy took a piss in africa in the water and the fish swam up his dick when he finally riped out on his own it had spikes on it so the thing took off half of his dick and they showed it all. It looked like somone stuck a kechup filled hot dog in a meat grinder. They showed it on 1,000ways to die two.
if putting a gerbil up ur butt in called gerbiling would putting a fish in ur dick be called fishing? and what the hell are we to think next tine theres a sign on a shop door that reads...gone fishing!!!
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Thats the only action hes gonna get haha
Sk8AllDayEday 6 days ago
Something smells fishy
Sk8AllDayEday 6 days ago
this was my first fluffee vid............SUBSCRIBED
SuperPurplePancakes 1 month ago
@TheKmull99 Reminds me of that one episode of River Monsters where that tiny fish goes in a guy's penis rofl
HeatherGreenBlad3 1 month ago
sucks for boys. haha
Jennifer123001 1 month ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
your so funny man :)
im so into your video's now lol
KellyMarieBugler11 2 months ago
I love FLuffee C:
MyGirlGossip 2 months ago
NEMO TOOK A BIG ASS ADVENTURE >:D
asbot2 2 months ago 2
i hate ur face
SutterfieldSwag 2 months ago
Do you like fishdicks?
Yeah.
What are you? A gay fish?!
TudorPangal 2 months ago
on 607 people happened the same :D
fatecry 2 months ago
omfg he was masturbating with a fish!
sparkleineyes 3 months ago
I have that shirt!!!!!
mickeychild01 3 months ago
thats impossible he obviously stuck it up in his peehole for pleasure and whoops it slipped\swam right in
nrgshkl093 3 months ago
How about a nice cup of shut the &@$! Up
goaleygirl 3 months ago
sooooooooooo i LOVEEEEEE yhurr shirt !!!
aundreadrea11 3 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
I Love You Fluffee!!!!!!! <3 u
luckystar123451 3 months ago
didn't a catfish that sucked blood go up into sombody's dick once on river monsters?
gangstakirby22 4 months ago
@gangstakirby22
yea
XXxIcoNiiCxXX 3 months ago
The scenario is techically impossible...Considering urine is weightless
Tommy7448 4 months ago
@Tommy7448
there is a fish that can swim into a mans penis you idiot i forgot what they're called but people who experienced it say it feels like a sword stabbing your dick
mercanaries3 4 months ago
@mercanaries3 Yes i know they can swim into a mans penis..It just seems impossible IMO that a fish can swim in urine...whatever his story may be true
Tommy7448 4 months ago
@Tommy7448
go research it there is a fish that swims in the penis
other fish dont do that
mercanaries3 4 months ago
@Tommy7448 the fish is called a Candiru.
giriisindahouse 4 months ago
"What a gay fish."
Haha, South Park? xD
wafflesama 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
I got to stop watching these types of vids
Groudonproduction 4 months ago
"I don't like anything going in my peehole, things are supposed to come out of your penis, not go inside."
Now you know how girls feel about anal. XD
TheMerinight 4 months ago
Every twenty seconds of this video made me laugh so hard I cried.
SickTwistedQueen 5 months ago
how did the fish even fit in there
onlyonewazhere 5 months ago
I didnt even know a penis could fit a fish. Not even a minnow...
Blckoctobervoclz 5 months ago
...there's an amazonian species of fish that actually swis into your penis... i'm a chick, and that makes me wince.
PhantomWerewolf 5 months ago
How the hell should i suppose to know? I just became a doctor just to touch balls. Funniest sentence i heard in my life
Malzariekk 5 months ago
LOL VORE
ClearlyMAD 5 months ago
Remember this video the next time you try pissing in the pool...
oshitashiboy 5 months ago
I think the kid put it up there....
ChocBlurr 6 months ago
lol, the fishes think his penis is a giant worm.........
XanthochroicDinosaur 6 months ago
@XanthochroicDinosaur LOL
lllCADElll 4 months ago
he coulda ejaculated the fish out
reptilematt3000 6 months ago 13
@reptilematt3000 that's a whole different part of the body
foomanchoo95 6 months ago
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mercanaries3 5 months ago
so tell me why i keep thinking the fish is blue?
belladjae123 6 months ago
im pretty sure the boy stuck the fish into his dick
LauraHellTM 6 months ago
hahahahahahah
ryanneuman1 6 months ago
i just be cam a docter to touch ballz lol proa gaint worm mor like a baby worm
evannie18 6 months ago
i just be cam a docter to touch ballz lol pro
evannie18 6 months ago
how should i know i just became a doctor so i could touch balls Lol that cheers me up :)
GoogooEyedChihuahua 6 months ago
i'v seen a fish swim in a dude's penis before.. it was on animal planet.. o.O
msgummiblair 6 months ago
Hey doctor i pee streams of baby fish is it just puberty or sumthing Doctor-How the hell am i supposed to know i just became a doctor so i can touch balls
ionfortuna101 6 months ago
If you had a pet fish that was swimming in your bladder how would you feed it?
cimsonangell 6 months ago
BOTTY FISH!!!
puppyluvgh 7 months ago
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Say Selena Gomez 3 times
Clap 5 times and post this on 2 other vids
See what happens to your voice
monsterhighlove12bri 7 months ago
"how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?".lol nice shirt fluffee
britbritt1992 7 months ago
Stupid lie
sparky0565 7 months ago
@sparky0565 read the news
408xSP33DYx408 5 months ago
DX OH MY GOT AAUUGGHH MY PENIS HURTS FROM HERE
GunSlinger314 7 months ago
try to google 'Candiru' :P
SnakeJinchuuriki 7 months ago
oh thats no good
sziloka20091 7 months ago
Ooooh that? Yeah thats just my gigantic sperm! Whs got to thumbs and will have no problem getting you pregnant? This guy!
codex189 8 months ago
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hey fluffe if you dont like things going in penisis go on google n search 2 kids one sand box
lilinchez 8 months ago
hey fluffe if you dont like things going in penisis go on google n search 2 kids one sand box
lilinchez 8 months ago
i looooooooovvvvveeer shirt
DrWhoFan1202 8 months ago
this guy
XxGavinRMxX 9 months ago
do u think the fish was a female?
metrusmaster6789 9 months ago
What a gay fish...
DeadAstro666 9 months ago
this is true i was on the bus and this guy barfed shit out of his mouth
MegaFunnybunny92 9 months ago
one of my friends got drunk one night, pushed Skittles (the little candy coated chewy candies) into he's pee hole, turned round to a girl and said "hey, suck this and taste the rainbow"
aparently, he'd been able to do it since he was 8. . . . 0_0 the sick fuck
mymoto1988 9 months ago
he was probs fucking a fish
smurfkidharley 10 months ago
1:43 LMMFAO
starhog101 10 months ago
this is exactly like an episode of lepreaceaun where a guy was peeing on the dead body of lepreacaun and the soul just went up his piss stream and eventually grew out of his penis.
Nicholasdude187 10 months ago
Why do people quote it??!
englishbliss 10 months ago
do you like fish sticks?
yomamasofat1000 10 months ago
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Ahah "How the hell am i supposed to know, i just became a doctor so i can touch balls" :D
PrettyInPink20Biebs 11 months ago
Ahah "How the hell am i supposed to know, i just became a doctor so i can touch balls" :D
PrettyInPink20Biebs 11 months ago
fish must love fish dicks
micky23451 11 months ago
are you sure that you arent talking about 2 kids in a sandbox... but with a vibrator, not a fish
TieFreaty 11 months ago
Has anyone ever seen the parisite show called eaten alive some guy took a piss in africa in the water and the fish swam up his dick when he finally riped out on his own it had spikes on it so the thing took off half of his dick and they showed it all. It looked like somone stuck a kechup filled hot dog in a meat grinder. They showed it on 1,000ways to die two.
superasscanon 11 months ago
omfg i love ur t-shirt lmao
andysixlover101 11 months ago
Thanks for waisting 2 minutes of my life
stormer2222 11 months ago
@stormer2222 When did you find out the video 'sucked'?
ENDORPHINSAM 10 months ago
"Oh yea that, that's my huge sperm. Pretty impressive huh? Who got 2 thumbs and will have no problem getting you pregnent? This guy:D"
luvem19 11 months ago
what if the fish swam from his dick to her pussy lol
pencapbob 11 months ago
"Who Has 2 Thumbs & Will Have No Problm Getting U Pregnant... THIS GUY. :)
pizzapop1234 11 months ago
haha giant sperm. ive let fish nibble my finger before and it tickles so thats probably what happened with his dick.
technetronics 11 months ago
u r my role model
can i borrow ur fish??
MrMyaccount111 11 months ago
A gay fish.....Oh you mean Kanye West?
sam2gone4u 11 months ago
URGH! Oh my god......that's just.......fucccckk
joezetank 11 months ago
o my
lol304wvgurl 11 months ago
SICK FUCK!
ncwiizardz209 11 months ago
loser indians!!
baiboo 11 months ago
LOL! "How the hell am I supposed to know? I just became a doctor so I could touch balls."
PrinceOfSaiyans10 11 months ago
Fish sex gross
TheDraeMoney 11 months ago
my penis smells like fish... :O
thedudethatrocked 11 months ago
@LorenzoVanHalen
Balls*
sephyowns 11 months ago
look up kids in a sandbox on google .lmfao!!!
1963ajackson 11 months ago
@1963ajackson
Noooooo!!!
sephyowns 11 months ago
@1963ajackson u r soo awful lolz
babygirl31011 11 months ago
Sounds like he has a really bad cold. Aww.
Gothamgal999 11 months ago
omfg!! crazy! thats not possible
sciman001 11 months ago
omfg!! crazy!
sciman001 11 months ago
ooh yea thtz my huge sperm haha lol luv itt ♥
eternalbliss10006 11 months ago
It was a parasite the swam up a guys dick on the amazon river
savageflyboy 11 months ago
fluffee do you wish u where dat fish
avengedsevenfold775 11 months ago
Ugghhh...
Never have I had so much theoretical pain to my penis than today, surfing your videos some more.
amskatermo 11 months ago
you talk about d*ck to much
ninjamaster1998 11 months ago
whos got two thumbs and haves no problem gettin you pregnat this guy! lolz FLuffee <3
omfgskittlezX3 11 months ago
I love your t-shirt :P
xRubbaDubDubx 1 year ago
Wouldn't he just pee it back out?
ShikamariForever 1 year ago
if your wondering why your mom has a fish in her vagina then suck and mabey youll get one too lolz jk
railroadtohell 1 year ago
he probably wanted his dick to smell like fish so people would think he fucked alot. that whore !
MonsterNomNom94 1 year ago
How old was this kid?
asaa1212 1 year ago
that must really hurt
magicman8881 1 year ago
y fish.. y?!
Kaibira 1 year ago
omg i sooo love this one lolol u r great with truth comedy. i dot call sitcoms sitcoms, i call them dramadies lolol
ladymopar12j 1 year ago
...why is he talking like that? is he high?
baileyyyisawesome 1 year ago
XD sick fuck XD
SigourneyWashington 1 year ago
When he said gayfish, I immediately thought: KANYE WEST! lol
greekgodedess 1 year ago 107
@greekgodedess i thought i was the only one who thought that! :P
Tommy7448 4 months ago
A gay fish?
It must really love fish sticks.
ThaGrunts174 1 year ago 274
@ThaGrunts174 No.
alaskanhuskeee92 1 year ago
@ThaGrunts174 hahahaha
south park
bensoroka1 11 months ago
how big was the fish
dimitrizeman100 1 year ago
@dimitrizeman100
2 cm
Ipunchbeezintheface 1 year ago
@dimitrizeman100
2cm. he said it in the beginning
sprinklepink09 11 months ago
Hahaha! I was watching this while my boyfriend was yelling at me! It made me laugh which made him even angrier! Hahah!
KrissyTater 1 year ago
the word for the penis in a penis is called
SQUINCH!!!
MultiHawk20 1 year ago
"Whos got two thumbs and will have no problem getting you pregnant,This guy " LOOOOOOOOL
Lucia75117 1 year ago
haha the kid went fishing with his stick!
pokadotguitar92x 1 year ago
you are a ritard and also every one that thinks is funny, arsehol
thomasqualmann 1 year ago
i lmfao'd
GfMayne 1 year ago
I think he was lying too....perverted fish-fucker!!
lisalovespitbulls 1 year ago
Maybe that guy wanted a bj from the fish but the fish way like "fuck no! I'm going for an adventure" and went in to the guys penis O.o
RCH17560 1 year ago
but your d*ck holes like tiny... how did it fit?!
vi4ssassin 1 year ago
awkward..
xXAznDelight51Xx 1 year ago
i really need a shirt that says "How about a nice cup of SHUT EH *%($ UP!"
Yegerbomb121 1 year ago
piss out fish? that is probably top 10 most awkward mental images.
mandipantz420 1 year ago
20 years from now Fluffee is still going to be greeting me at Walmart.
emactivedotcom 1 year ago
the article says "the fish slipped into his penis" o.O was he naked with his dick in the fish tank when cleaning?
flyleafrules93 1 year ago
it made me cringe thinking about it to
armyboybrodie 1 year ago
I would TOTALLY let this guy bone me. Not only is he HILARIOUS!!! He's ADORABLE!!! <3
ZerdaDamia 1 year ago
OuCH !!!!
JesselaPotter 1 year ago
how da hell did da fish even end in there
selenagomezkilldemi 1 year ago
"just land in your pee stream" lol.
FadedWerewolf101 1 year ago
i love you! i love your voice so much!
eightdeeronthewall 1 year ago
u know if a guy eats candy and then has sex his sperm taste like candy
lovelysagebo13 1 year ago
Rofl she'll think it's a giant sperm lol
iROLLmyDELsol 1 year ago
i just became a doctor so i could touch balls. LMFAO! xD
shadeslad 1 year ago
XD XD XD XD
sweettooth80 1 year ago
"Doc, is this normal?"
"I don't know, I just became a doctor to touch balls." FUCKIN' LOL
silentkiller082 1 year ago 4
oh my god he can piss out caviar
marissalynnable 1 year ago
if putting a gerbil up ur butt in called gerbiling would putting a fish in ur dick be called fishing? and what the hell are we to think next tine theres a sign on a shop door that reads...gone fishing!!!
quickdrawboi 1 year ago
HA!
TheReaper2332 1 year ago
"I just became a doctor just to touch balls."
jlhf60042 1 year ago 227
@jlhf60042 Lol id be scared of THAT doctor if i was a dude xP
mely6896 1 year ago
@jlhf60042 are you gay
dimitrizeman100 1 year ago
@jlhf60042 sorry ment to put thumbs up
KH12Kairi 11 months ago
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mom- honey where are u going?
me-to beat up 589 people who have no taste in videos
mom-alone?
me-no i have 6718 people backing me up.
mom-oh, ok make sure u where a coat.
geoffrierocks012 1 year ago
the kid probaly wazz trying to fuck it
geoffrierocks012 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ur soooooo funny :)
bRiDgEtTaAnDaLyToE 1 year ago
i only did this to touch balls
master5string1 1 year ago
@MissAllyDancer holy shit i wuz just watching his vids a while ago and was thinking the same frikin thing wtf
cowfluf7 1 year ago
lol Kanye West = gay fish *south park* :P
pinkwatermelon95 1 year ago 2
"how should i know i became a doctor cause i wanted to touch balls" gold...but disgusting
loosetehbest 1 year ago
blow ur nose u nasally mug u sound like raymond! ur a fucking gay fish
MrCjafc 1 year ago
oh my god i love u!
TheTwilightlova11 1 year ago
omg......
mom:dont stick ur dickin the fish tank when u clean it honey
boy:ok *goes to clean tank*i wonder what it fells like......
Ilovemusic4900 1 year ago
LOFL!!!! you sick fuck :D gayest fish evur in all of time!!
xSuperNinjaCookiex 1 year ago
i herd that if u take a piss in the amazon river, there is some fih which swims up ur pee strem and inside ur penis without you eve knowing lol
JOHNNYCFC18 1 year ago
what happens if you have sex???she will give birth to a giant mirmaid...thumbs up if u agree
WeirdoJames 1 year ago
I find it sad that alot of these stories are on a British news website
CybaAssassin 1 year ago
RWJ has got nothing on this guy; I just became a doctor so I can touch balls- epic
abdul123r 1 year ago
When I read the title I crossed my legs, and I'm a girl!
RubyRedHair 1 year ago
ewwww wtf??? thts the fucking weirdest shit ive ever heard
lmg800 1 year ago
"That's what you get for sticking your penis in fishtanks you sick fuck!" ROFLMAO!
silentkiller102 1 year ago
AHahha "How the hell am i supposed to know, i just became a doctor so i can touch balls."
MichealFSteez 1 year ago
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Therealwhatshethinks 1 year ago
"how am I supposed to know? I just became a doctor to touch balls." XD
NumbPlanet 1 year ago
it sounds like u had a cold when u made this video :)
danmancrazzzy 1 year ago
how did the fish get into the hole
StarProductions1000 1 year ago
Lmfao u crack me up fluffee
froggyluver246 1 year ago
0:00 GAYFISH XD
steelJ4RV1S 1 year ago
WTF!!
OrcanLord 1 year ago
do you like fishdics?
Exlaax 1 year ago
dude it was just a kid! would you call a lil dude wearing make up or something a sickfuck? I dont think so
Indigos8rboi 1 year ago
@Indigos8rboi A '"lil dude" wearing make up and a "lil dude" sticking his penis in a fish tank are two VERY different things....
prinny456 1 year ago