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  • Stupidity will never end with Christians and Christianity. Do you think we dump and not understood what he's saying?. Dump dump fellow. The man is saying something entirely different from your brainwashed interpretation. Why do you have to distort his message in order to pass your message across? Is that what Jesus(peace be upon him) thought you?

  • @az11z9 I have no clue what you're saying but school TAUGHT me how to spell.

  • @Jreed1211 thank you for correcting my spelling. That's nothing by the way. My message was as clear as daylight

  • Wouldn't be funny, if he really converted to Christianity and instead of making bombs, he started to giving Christmas presents to children. You know a revelation like Scrooge? Maybe Al-Zawhiri will be visited by three ghosts.

  • 9/11 -- KEVIN SMITH DENIES PAST MEMBERSHIP IN SECRETLY OPERATING US POLICE

  • I Lold, yup Jesus is the only way

  • he looks like a little child thats just received sweets from an old man.

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  • @tahamandour your dad said that too. islam didnt save palestine still.

  • @justanothername57 Soon or later we are coming to liberate palestine from the hands of the Jews because it is the land of prophets and apostles ... we have nothing but "jihad" it's our way

    look at muslim arab countries " demonstrations against corruption for freedom , reform " ur dad can tell u , ask him .... remember that we will not stop "jihad" until we free our occupied lands .. it's our legal right

  • @tahamandour

    kashmir was never ur land and will never be...u ppl killed innocent hindus over there...

  • @tahamandour -

    sir, you have no love in your heart...think about what you are saying and doing...love doesn't hate, cut heads off, force women into servitude, etc. Jesus Christ Is God, you will face Him one day soon, either as His enemy or His child, please make the right choice before it is too late...jihad is not the answer...it never has worked, it never will.

    Becuz, Israel is the land of prophets & apostles, it belongs to whom God gave it to & that is the true Jews & the converted. L.

  • @Layna8

    see man " the one who defend his country and religion is not a terrorist as u claim " and u don't know anything about islam to talk ... we believe in jesus christ and moses and ibrahim as a prorhets sent by allah to guide people to good as quran said . we don't have to show our ladies bodies to other people , drink alcohol and make sex movies as u do under the pretext of liberty .. islam is jealous to his people . palestine is the land of prophets . jews "killers of prophets"etc

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  • Zawahiri is KNOWN PEDAFILE, he's a dr. & back in the day & probaly still he would treat and then molest little boys, and the peice of shit is looked up to in parts of the muslim world. I think most of these extremist have had their assholes reamed out by their dr.'s, clerics or uncles at some point in their youth, thats why they're hoping for the supposed 72 virgins, fucking idiots.

  • scuse me? since when do these bitchass niggas follow Christian tradition?

  • @squidlyboy06 person like you is ruining the world, all terrorist only want horror. Innocent people are dying each day because of the piece of shets. Marks my words... if i see a terrorist.. i gonna kill him with my own hands...

    Say hi to Osama from me? Rest in piss...

    BTW: catch Zawahiri, FBI will give 25,000,000$ DEAD OR A LIVE

  • Hope someday Zawahiri leaving the Devil's cult islam & convert to Christian (or what ever else). From me: non Jew non Christian.

  • BO SELECTA!

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  • This is so funny! HAHAHA!

    Who translated this? a donkey? HAHAHA!

  • LOL. ALOHA SNACKBAR!

  • A very clever idea for a Christmas video. :-) Well done, Mr. Ott.

  • this is so funny. hehehe

  • Bullshit! The shaykh is talking about the war in gaza and American crusades on islamic lands and how they successfully defeated USA. Noway he's talking about Christmas absurdities,only ignorants among you who don't understand Arabic will not absorb and assimilate any word he says outside the translation contex.

  • @UnitedislamicWorld You seem to be having difficulty with the concept of satire. I'll make it easy for you: We're laughing at Zawahiri, and now at you as well. We know full well that the translation is completely wrong, just the same as all the videos of Hitler rating in his bunker, with the subtitles making it seem as if he's going on about the World Cup or who got voted off a "reality" show on tv.

  • @UnitedislamicWorld lol, I can only hope that most of the people on your side are as clueless as you are.

  • This is nonsense..there's no way this man is now a Christian..apostacy from Islam is a heinous sin

  • fuck u ass hall u look like fucking donky and go to hell wich is there is no hell u allway tolking about

  • Sorry Mr. Zawahiri, Sheikh Nasrallah is more loved than you and your savage wahhabi friends.

  • @gomobo2232 I second that!

  • the third tenor

  • Horrific Violence in Quran : Heads being chopped off, Fingertips being sliced off, Amputation of limbs, Innocent people being BUTCHERED in the name of God.

    "Your Lord inspired the angels with the message: "I will terrorize the unbelievers. Therefore smite them on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes." Qur'an 8:12

    Quran = Not Suitable for Normal Kids or Adults.

    Quran = Only Suitable for Insane Muslim Terrorists!

  • I like the way this shares the Gospel. It's right on track. Very creative.

  • very good who ever did the video thank you know your the terrorists.. feels do good not to be blamed any more

  • Obviously its not real. That is what makes it amusing in an ironic way.

  • the subtitles are not real.

  • @amdan7 You don't say!!! Numb Nuts

  • I love it that guy used to be a sandnigger and a fuck head! now he knows god can kick allah's ass!

  • blablablablalbalbalbla

  • asshole

  • pues no dice el hijo de puta este que quiere reconquistar la Alhambra de Granada,asi le esplote una bomba en la cara.

  • If you understand Arabic well,you will realize that he is speaking about something else than what is in the subtitles.He is speaking about how the Israelis are killing the Muslims in Palestine,and the world is not caring about them,and he invites the people to support the Palestinian community.

  • love it!!

  • haha secular world and ideology...we need to eliminate all our differences once and for all...let us pray for Alien Invasion...thus, humanity will united in one voice...

  • If your prayer is granted we will indeed all be united and with one voice cry out: GOD HELP US!!

  • WTF is that on his forehead .. is that where the bullet is going to go? DOOM ON YOU SCUMBAG - DOOM ON YOU!!!

  • who is singing this?

  • The creator of the video, Scott Ott.

  • oh, I guess I should have figured that out, grazi

  • you hes talking about arab-Israeli war

  • Most of the idiots below fail to understand what satirical means. As Americans we know the translation isn't real it is just great to see such a low life scum sucking jerkoff portrayed in this way.

    Geniuses

  • Of course, MrGlob. People who have hatred, murder, and suicide as their prime motivational factors are unlikely to value satire or any other kind of humor. It almost makes me feel sorry for them, but I supposed it's just justice that such miserable people remain miserable.

  • Haha, americans feel sorry for themselves that they make such videos. Haha well u fail...

  • The person who made this video is scared of the dude in the video.

  • The person who made this video isn't hiding in a freaking cave like the dude in the video.

  • he's hiding behind his computer screen

  • this is fake ... he is talking about the lebanon war not being christan

  • fake translation , the translation is not what he said !! liars forever .. how u could be right?!!

  • this is a fake, although americans are that stupid they will think its real haha.

  • fake translation bitch ass nigga

  • thats not what the man said'

    and i speak arabic.

    which bastard made this vid

  • Guys what is translated is not what he said

  • hahaahahahahahahahahaha

  • al-qaeda's number 2. I think he is named appropriately considering that 'number 2' is another name for dung.

  • yeh come out of your cave and fight like a man you terrorist fagget.

  • i need to do tai chi more or skateboard or go to the gym

  • So Mr Pointy-Finger finally converted. Woa! As a Christian, he's going to need to know that it's rude to point when you get angry. And he needs to watch that 'evil eye' index finger and thumb sign. Because to others it means AOK. And probably the head-dress won't help if he doesn't want to get misunderstood. But otherwise, good on ya!

  • There is footage from Egyptian T.V in the 1960s of this guy pleading for the U.S. and the western world to help him in his "Islamic" struggle. This guy is most likely with the C.I.A/Mossad.

  • Ayaman yagazma ya 5ayen ya attal, kam nas ataltohm be esm denak ya 5ayen le masr we sha3baha. Yaret abl matmoot 7ad ye3'leek fi zet ma3'li weba3den tekhosh gohanam. Ya 7arami ya atal, ya dalel, etna akzar ensan fi el 3alam enta we osama.

  • why respond to an egotist? this hasbeen day has passed. may allah and the camels experience the joys of his ass before the usa

  • may the israelis fuck you in the ass. if they dont the usa is ready and willing to send you to allah forever.come out of your hole and suffer your fate faggot

  • this man will fuck all the zionist bitchs

  • LOL - Awesome "subtitles" - LOL

  • BULLSHIT this has nothin 2 do with chrismas...

  • I am not sure if really Muslim posted this, but I would like to beleive, It does not matter, do you beleive in Christ, Buda or Muhamed, they were all profirs and all good man and we need to follow good spirit, to be good people , no mattter what religion.

    Live you ALL BROTHERS ALL RELIGIONS, NO WAR, JUST PIECE ON EARTH, RELIGION IS NOT IMPORTANT IF YOU ARE GOOD HUMAN BEING.

    HAPPY ALL!!!!

  • palastinernot4life? at least you heard about Jesus loves you, smile

  • Do you think that we don't know that??? Of course it's fake, we know that! -.-" OMG!

  • wtf??!! funny

  • The video is funny to start with, but the ignorant comments from folks believing this is a literal translation are even funnier!

    I guess Muhammadans don't understand music OR satire!

  • FUCK AL QAIDA, FUCK IGNORANT THIEVES, fuck you all fanatic muslims

  • may you and your family get fucked in the ass by a camel with aids. they probably got it from all the devout muslims sucking them off. have a nice day from an infidel

  • Fuck you terrorists, coward , backward, trouble makers, WHO SAYS ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE??/ ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF STUPIDITY AND CRIMES AGAINST MANKIND, fuck this religion

  • Scott,very creative,I must say.

  • Hallelujah, he finally got it. Still think there might be a fair deal of trepidation around any dining table where he`s in charge of carving the turkey though.

  • Ahh. Humor is lost on the Death Eaters.

  • fake>>> he is pushing muslims to fight and kill christians

  • is this real?

  • The "Jihadis" are a bunch of filthy beggars. They hate women so much that they have taken to having sex with young boys. It is a great thing that the US is slaughtering these pigs. America is culturally and morally superior to all Islamic nations. There is no such thing as palestine....only Israel.

  • ali s wife is our prophets daughter (,peace and blessing be upon him) ,you stupid.

    but it s not your fault,your parentses,you r not educated,you can even write a sentence with no faults.

    get a life

  • Lol...nice!

  • This video gets really confusing if you understand both arabic and english, and you naturally try to make a connection between them, and can't find it lol

  • Just in time for the Holiday season! I'll forward this now to all my friends both those that voted for Barack Obama who was called a "house negro" today by the man in this video and to my Muslim friends.

  • this off brand is muslim FOR GOD'S SAEK

  • Coming to a town near you!

  • crapface its a fake ahole

  • Yada, yada, yada ... same old babble from this moron. Doom on you Al-Qaeda, doom on you!!!

  • I can't understand why people like him doesn't undersdand the real message of Jesus Christ: Love and Respect. And now he thinks he respect Jesus. I just hope something bad happen to this man...

  • My favorte Christmas greeting.

  • Each one of you should respect the others' religion or belief. This video is a joke. But im not saying that the Al Zawahri isn't an idiot. Look into his past, and the past of any other "terrorist" whether Muslim, Christian, Jew or whatever, these guys usually endure massive amount of torture and pain in their youth usually put upon them by governments. Governments are the evil in the world not the people.

  • what i find so hard to understand is if muslims want to practice whatever they want, noone is stopping them. why the expectation that others should also follow the allah crap. just mind your business and lets focus on improving the quality of life instead of this stupid religious stuff

  • i agree. But you cant just say Muslims. Since the creation of the state of Israel they have been trying to expand the land so that (according to the Torah) Israel would control the land from The Nile river(in Egypt) to The El-forat river(in Iraq). "George W. Bush has used the word "Crusade" to describe a war against people he calls "evildoers." Bush clearly believes that the United States of America is a Christian nation, and that the government should promote Christian religious projects."

  • you are right, i am from india, and i am not sure we as a nation or as people have ever forced religious beliefs on anyone.

    perhaps bush is indeed of the opinion that christian practices should be encouraged but i am not sure he is being a terrorist for that purpose. as with anyone else bush has a right to whatever he personally wants to believe as long as he keeps it personal.

    take care budds

  • You are both wrong.

    Israel and the US are both secular countries. Unlike almost every Muslim country where there is no separation of church and state and non-muslims are second class citizens.

  • he didnt say this

  • You can make and say what you want, fact is Islam is growing day for day, also your priest convert to Islam.

  • Sorry mate, it's not doing so well these days. Poor King of Saudi had a religious dialogue cause Islam has a bad name. It does for a fact and will do for a long long time. We teach our children the evils of islam so there will be a next generation, and again the next generation, etc., to tell the truth.

  • yeah, teach "your truth" about islam

    the fact is this: there will always be smart children, even if the parents are ignorant and foolish like you are, that won´t stop smart children to find out for themselves what Islam truly is

    and another newsflash for you!

    Islam is indeed the fastest growing religion in the world, and it´s funny - everytime you islamophobs start a major campain against islam , more people come to islam

  • - so keep doing what you´re doing, you´re actually helping islam with your pathetic projects to wipe it out

    ... and by the way, did you know? - the same day wilders´ islamophobic film was published the vatican had to announce that there are now more muslims then catholics? So keep teaching the "truth", the only one you can fool with "your truth" is yourself and those hateful islamophobs like you, honest people will still come to islam =) insha´Allah ;)

  • Andalous?! Ha ha ha tu rêves espèce de térroriste. Vous allez jamais arriver.. jamais. Vous restez toujors nul! Un Tier-Monde qui méprise les femmes et les traite comme des animeaux. On a découvert le jeu de l'Islam!

    Sarah-MAROC

  • hahahahaha

  • Learn History, learn your religion, and learn about what JESUS taught. Be objective. And learn about Islam: ISLAM means submission to God's will, THE ONLY RELIGION JESUS TAUGHT. Jesus never taught politheism. May God course those who invent lies on Him and His Messengers!

  • Very true.

  • the person who did this vid should know that Jesus -peace be upon him- is not responsible from slave trade (done against the 'accoursed descendants Ham'), from terrorism between catholics and protestants (which is not called 'christian terrorism'), from killing scientists, and burning witches.

  • scrappleface??, you must be a bored old man,wat a dumb fuck u are,this man would never say these things even if you put a gun to his head! lol you dont like muslims??? no?? but we like you ;)

  • I hope this S.O.B rots in hell. He is a lowly creature who pretends to be muslim while he is actually an american stooge. I wish I could personally stuff his turban down his throat.

  • does jesus ask stupid christian and dumb jews to build nuke to kill innocent japanese i ww2

  • are you that fucking dumb

  • is HE that dumb? America, ur proud and "good and decent" country, is the only nation i nthe world to use an atomic bomb, let alone in AGGRESSION, and killed over 500,000 innocent civillians when it wiped out several entire states. you people are cowards. killing hundreds of thousands of children, women ,ad innocent men, hide behind your bombs. cowards. no wonder the entire world hates america, lol. and ameriCANS, redneck incestious alchoholic druggies and prostitutes and fags. make me sick, EW!

  • You're just as dumb if not dumber.

  • We can put a man on the moon, but we can't kill this son of a bitch? Christianity came before Islam. "Infidels" is originally a word used to describe non-Christians - so Muslims are the true infidels. Is there anything these people can actually do that is not taking from someone else?

  • Definitely some one can kill him, but that "someone" is this mutherfucker's Boss partner! and its not about Christianity and fucking islam, it's about bush and bin ladan business, you know oil and this stuff...they just need to have an enemy, an excuse for abuse...before, it was russia..ohooo russians...now terrorists...so don't get it too serious.

  • christians worship a triple god, lol, the guy in this video who made it made this clear, lol, "one god in three persons", so, not "one true god", but one triple god', with three names, and three seperate souls/spirits. you worship three persons, three people, yeah, u guys are most likely going to hell, lol, frikkin pagans. Jesus tried to abolish your faiths, but you mock him and slander his name.

  • haha Made me Lol

  • i saw mohamid doing the donkey trick in tj mexico.

  • Criminal...muslim slayer...khariji...bullshit...­

  • I went Christmas caroling with brother Zawahiri when he pastored my Pentecostal Church in 1987. He swallowed his tongue learning arabic, lost most brain function, and the rest is history.....

  • dis is total bullshit

  • this is the best video from this mother fucker

  • The best video I've seen on You Tube! The irony is great! BTW--for Arabic speakers, the printed words are NOT a translation from Arabic.

  • Well, since I know Arabic VERY WELL. I STRONGLY BELEIVE that the translation you see does not represent what "Zawahiri" is saying. If you want to fight Terorrists, just listen to what they say...rather making things up.

  • What is Islam?

    - It's the scientific approach for the simple minded

    - It's the surest way to turn people into idiots

    - It's the place where cowards can hide

    - It's the legal way of scamming people

    - It's the place where criminals are praised and looked upon as heroes

    - Finally, it's an ideology which control the masses through fear of a fictional character

  • u mean christians and the christianity.

    we fear GOD,we r strong enough to shake ur ass of fear,AND COWARDS ARE THOSE WHO ARE ON TANKS AND APPACHE ,AND VERY SOFISTICATED ARM FIGHTING CHILDREN WITH STONE:THOSE ARE THE REAL COWARDS.

    AND THE SCAMNING PPL ARE THOSE WHO INVADE A COUNTRY COZ OF PETROL,WITH NO REASON ,AND FULL OF HATE AND NONSENS ,LIARS.

    COWARDS ARE THOSE WHO TALK A LOT,AND DO SO LITTLE.

    THE IDIOLOGY THAT CONTROLS MORONS LIKE YOU IS THE NEW CONSERVATIFS.

    U R TALKING ABOUT URSELF FAGGET

  • just to let u know this guy was behind 911 and is partners with osama bin ladden

  • This video is gay.

  • Awesome way to share Christ. Very creative! The irony is very powerful.

  • This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Amazing how such a hate monger as this man could posibly still recive the forgiveness of Christ is testimony to the Grace of Jesus Christ. Praise the God of Heaven and Earth Jesus Christ. Jesus died for this man just like me.

  • الله يكرح.............

  • God Bless Zawahiri !!!

  • اذا رايتم الرايات السود قد اقبلت من خراسان فاتوها ولو حبوا على الثلج, فان فيها خليفة الله المهدى

    "Horasan tarafından çıkan siyah sancaklıları gördüğünüzde, kar üzerinde sürünerek de olsa onlara gidin. Çünkü onların içinde Allah'ın halifesi Mehdî vardır**."

  • Miserable git!

  • Zawahiri is a good christian who wants to be buried as soon as possible. Please, help him meet his soil.

  • This guy is a dirty scumbag. I bet that he is a crossdresser!!!

  • Thanks for your comments Framus, now allow me to clear some things up for you. Have you ever heard the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend?" The US certainly seems to understand and practice that philosophy, as evidenced by its backing of Bin Laden in his uprising against the Soviet Union. Now do you think that signifies a common ideology between Bin Laden and the US?

  • In fact, the Muslim Brotherhood's allegiance with Germany was merely an attempt to stand against the British who were colonizing the Middle East at the time and who had appointed puppet dictator leaders in such countries as Egypt, where Al-Zawahiri hails from.

  • Moreover, if you check your facts, you'll remember that Al-Zawahiri is no longer a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. He left that group to found the organization of attakfeer w'alhijra which was responsible for the assassination of Anwar Sadat in 1981. After that, he was jailed and then exiled, at which point he met a man named Osama Bin Laden.

  • aurora, God almighty! I cant even begin to understand the stupidity of your comments. I assume that you would give Zawahiri a pass on all his misdeeds and blame it on the U.S.? Do us a favor and educate yourself...Zawahiri is a continuation of something called the Muslim brotherhood that last made a big splash helping Herr Hitler out with some of his problems... some of them were even made honorary "SS"! Zawahiri is a racist-sexist-bigoted-megloman­iac all by himself..without the help of the U.S.

  • Look, I'm not nominating this guy for president- I certainly don't agree with him on a lot of issues; he's done some ugly things in the name of Islam. But I do believe, and many psychologists/ behaviorists will agree with me, that environment can play a great role in determining the way a person turns out. Right or wrong, Al-Zawahiri is targeting Western countries because of the blatant Western nation-building and disregard for basic human rights in Muslim countries going on LONG before 9/11.

  • Al-Zawahiri is the product of his environment... an environment which countries like the US have created. US foreign policy over the years has done nothing but assert to Muslims, not just in the Middle East, but all over the World, that the US perceives Christian and Jewish interests and lives to be more valuable than Muslims', although it is the US Constitution which states that ALL humans have certain inalienable rights.

  • I don't know what is more arrogant- the fact that the US thinks it is okay to occupy Muslim holy land, bomb Muslim countries, and enforce its definitions of democracy on Muslims, or the fact that Americans are surprised when characters like Dr. Ayman Al-Zawahiri rise against them.

  • This is HILARIOUS!

  • Awesome! 5 stars! Thanks ScrappleFace!

  • This is awesome!

    :)

  • Merry Christmas, Scott and Ayman!

  • Mr. Ott is brilliant as usual.