Wild Turkey Chases ABC News Producer Video From - ABC News

[bmxerfolif805]

LOL

[nhs2008NC]

Lol! A Turkey does this! Imagine what a "Six-foot turkey" would do to you!

[matz8916]

ayo gur was yo name?!

[keikuru1]

white women

[klusmanp]

Hide your kids, Hide your wife

and hide your husband

Cuz they’re gobblin' errbody out here...

[LoveTheCity123]

Damn.. She sure does have a nice BMW 7!

[Haefaciel]

That looked like a hen turkey. :|

[lucaslanddotcom]

LOL. She should of just stood still. it can't hurt her. he has no teeth

[jeanlapo1]

This new generation, brother, afraid of a turkey. That Turkey was not even mad, probably was used to being fed.

[truthIsStranger]

@jeanlapo1

I agree. Think I'm gonna 'get started'... the laws each generation passes seem to be a way of forcing people to function at the level of the lowest common human denominator.

I'd propose a thought experiment; make up crazy laws she might be breaking if she behaved another way (unlicensed interaction with wild fauna? Videotaping in public (already a sign of potential terrorists, hahaha)? All you can think of, and then go find out which ones really exist.

Probly too much trouble though.

[1joanju1]

xD I... can't breath XD omg made my day xD

lmao it makes such a cute sound ^-^

But turkeys are scary though the ones in MA are aggressive but still rofl xD

[LordRandoom]

Why did the turkey cross the road? TO FUCK UP THE REPORTER!

[isaypwnsj00]

FREAKING LOL'D. FOR HOURS. HAHAHAHA

[0LeftiesRock0]

lol what a wimp

[jimb90455]

The turkey wants to cook her for Thanksgiving.

[Paramoreluvr125]

It's like she's getting murderd... stfu -___-

[NIOSBehemoth]

so fail

[fieyr2002]

Was anyone else rooting for the turkey?

[jbleongyo]

It's just a fucking turkey... wow stupid woman...

[MrTPCovers]

LOL

[ZoeChacon]

.. Just kick it in the face.

[jenbooks]

I know what you did last Thanksgiving.

[karavanan]

a misunderstood love at first sight...

[dragonmama12]

this is the media you trusted to provide truth that led you to two ten year long wars, joe & joan Q. Public are sheep and are as stupid as her

[TexasEagle2012]

I smell a new horror film in the making!

[jphoenix16]

@TexasEagle2012 look up thankskilling, its already made

[FifthBarrier]

@TexasEagle2012

I can almost envision the name: "In Soviet [insert country here], Turkeys Carve YOU"

[Ome99]

Just kick the damn thing, eat it for supper later!

[Skaldness]

When city people try to be Jack Hannah.

[Lockey007]

AAAAAhahahahahahah women!

[jpalm8]

it's just a turkey FFS

[JoeSzilagy]

He's getting revenge for Thanksgiving early!

[911patagonia]

So Hitchcock...

[tuber123asd]

2/3 Throw something at it?! I can't throw my camera at him. I don't know if he would bite me or what he would do, but thank god for that mail truck. I think I'm gonna go ahead and get in my car. He's uh got me trapped in the car. Oh my god. Ok! Ok Fine! *Heavy breathing* He's out this window now. There he is. Oh, ok. He's like circling around my car. There he is in the front, waiting for me to come out. OMG there he is. He's waiting for me to get out of this car.

[tuber123asd]

Ok. Excuse me. All right. There's the turkey. Ok. Ok fine. Here comes the mail truck. Oh! He's coming across the street at me. All right. Maybe this is true. Ok. No! Oh my god! Ok. Um. OMG! Ok. Go away. Go away! OMG! What do I have? I don't have a stick. Holy crap, um. All right! Oh! Oh JESUS CHRIST! NOOOOOOOOOO! GOD NO! Go away! Go away! Oh! Uh! HELP! Ok. He won't stop! AHHH! Oh. Ok. Thank you! The mailman! It's true! It's so true! NOOO!! AHH!! GOD HELP! OH! WHat do we do? Can you grab it?!

[ajiconal]

stupid bitch

[jaw8010]

love how the mail man tried to go after it...



[glassghostt]

beginning of the year will take revenge for his father cut

ahahaah lol

[TheThingseyelike]

That women needs a slap! and to go back to her lipstick the turkey has more brain cells

[beachbabie020]

this is actually so scary...

[TheThingseyelike]

@beachbabie020  makes me ashamed of the female sex honestly its a bloody turkey

[johnmanzari92]

someone show this to raywj lol

[rockdog123]

he just want a hug . so cute

[Francestoke]

This reminds me of that one scene from Jurassic Park

[lucaspeedmac]

The Blair Turkey Project?

[Andrew27182]

@stormguy1230 yes turkeys can be very dangerous...especially big ones like this..they have a bout an inch razor sharp spurs on them...

[TheThingseyelike]

@stormguy1230 please!!!! very dangerous

that is pathetic

[jessface777]

Obviously the people who live there aren't scared of wild turkeys! lol

[jessface777]

OMG SO hilariously sad! hahhaha

[TheSWolfe]

Who's the REAL turkey here?

[amsr60]

hmmmm...I would have whopped it over the head and had me an early Thanks Taking! lol

[getupkidnola]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[dashphire]

This is like Cujo, the turkey version.

[salsberry12]

go on netflix and look up thankskilling. you're welcome.

[MSunflower1991]

Why is that turkey chasing Kristen Wiig?

[willsegatto]

It's just a turkey, not a ZOMBIE!!!!

[MrJustthebest]

once I ran away from a turkey, but I was 5 years old

[TheScorpz100]

why don't you just leave and stop subjecting your self to a turkey... its just a turkey.. i hate stupid people

[19pf19]

"soon."

[Daniavega7]

''Holy shit!!!.. um I mean excuse me''

[afthefragile]

In Soviet Russia turkey eat you!!!

[s33murd3r]

This is why sexism exists. It's a fucking turkey, not a t-rex. Get it together bimbo.

[SonGohanbibi]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

TURURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Chasing like a shark

[tonymasons]

Why is that woman running away from dinner?

[rawicz99]

Maybe she was on her period. It's a male turkey for sure.

[Eladnav1]

Most of you should know that the turkey simply fell in love with her, all sorts of bigger birds seem to be able to fall in love with humans o.O

[runt262]

dumb broad.

[magic118]

Clever Girl...

[NINJAinTIGHTS]

Truelly this beast is a decendant of the Velociraptor! XD

How the hell are you scared of of Turkey? It wants you to feed it some bread crumbs or something not devour you soul. Jeez lady get a grip.

[wamphyr000]

The turkey did absolutely nothing to her, and she's freaking out... Modern day humans are pathetic.

[MrGoldenmine]

This is like Jurassic Park.

[ladiomen]

Jaws or Psycho theme

Youtube, your choice

[CGonzales033]

YOU GONNA GET RAPED.

[resgrignoli]

Remind me not to seek a job at KXTV.....or at least until this obnoxious woman leaves!!!

[Umetnik]

@resgrignoli Why? Are you a turkey?

[elowell85]

lol, seriously?



[squirrelcheese7]

Should've brought a stick

[lujia]

BITCH I MA STAB U

[bydrew333]

I literally laught my ass out when she ask for help

[DarkKlown99]

really? a turkey? your scared of a turkey?.... IT'S A BIRD!!! IT WANTS FOOD!!

[gd01skorpius]

I blew milk out my nose when its kept popping over the hood like a periscope.

(and I wasn't even drinking milk).

[llobo]

And this is the result of people living their lives on city apartments.

[hamidious]

funniest thing I've seen all day.

[wkunzelman1]

SOmeone has a turkey phobia.

[nfazio62293]

it's trolling

[Strompy]

"Oh my God, there he is. He's waiting for me..."

[jakelangford1981]

That's a turkey saying "put me in your sandwich!"

[Rmurph261]

hahahahahaha. kick him you idiot. you have no survival instinct at all. kill yourself please.

[ScottKeefer1]

"Holy Crap..Oh excuse my language"

[UPIGUMPEN]

i think it was horny

[PhantomCosmonaut]

2:01 = priceless. Just needs some horror music.

[endlesswaltzhaha]

@PhantomCosmonaut ....HAHHAHAH.... i was thinking the same thing good call

[Deathcrusher11]

what a annoying cunt

[6buster]

wow... It's a fucking turkey, if it was a tiger or something I can understand..

[mikeymaple7]

kick that shitty bird dumb bitch

[CLBNakahito]

this happens when u're out of the kitchen

[MrDemonpuppet]

It's a fucking turkey bitch. shoot the cunt

[BlueHen123]

FAKE

[Yebot]

who's the turkey now?

[creosotegirl]

This is hilarious!

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

I lost it at 1:39

[MrGidderz]

this happened to me once - when I was two

[aflsbrng]

how is this news?

[Elliot67876]

What a retard just kick it.

[kekecnakvadrat]

the bitch is dum.

[blackflips]

wadsworth constant applies 

[Kurise1]

This dumb bitch is acting like she's being stalked by a pit bull.

[jack10133]

OMG i'd be shit scared.

[KillingIsMyBusiness6]

Less than a month from now your going to eat him.

Best. Revenge. Ever.

[sarpijk]

Y U SO STUPID?

[coffeetablesex]

RAPTOR MODE ENGAGE

[wcartersales]

white people problems

[stormguy1230]

@wcartersales

I assume this means whites run away while the blacks pull gun out and shoot turkey dead? LOL very clever

[lincolnauker]

Wadsworth constant applies.

[robaus23]

@lincolnauker You're so original bro

[branzilla]

It's Cujo... the rabid Turkey???

[chuimistro]

the turkey circles its prey, patiently waiting for the perfect moment to strike

[someidiotchild]

Suburban Jurassic Park

[Inverter222]

Quite fowl he was.  Yes, quite.

[ainslieweir]

That turned into the Blair Witch Project!

[Caeseur]

Turkey should have mutilated the reporters body for lulz

[nameofthepen]

Ma'am, I believe that turkey had a fowl deed in mind.

[mrclutch08]

She probably thought that turkey was alive... NOPE... Chuck Testa.

[Maspi]

And we never saw the reporter again...

[TheJesseEtvshow]

Stupid Llama!!!

[SteveyyyK]

What. A. Dumb. Bitch

[Poopie710]

PLAY this with Jaw's theme song ten seconds after this video starts

[rlfletcher]

I don't get why she didn't just honk the damn horn.

[RaidersFan2469]

LMFAO "HELP!!" hahahahahahahaha

[teethman15]

In Sacramento Thanksgiving turkey eat you!

[HybridEmblem]

Soon.........

[SIrL0bster]

Ah! Bird! Kill it, it's Evil!

[phiberoptick]

1:38 SOON MOTHER FUCKER

[saeyoungyi]

Turkey just wanted some lovin'. D;

[ThePerfectBalls]

BA-CAW!

[AnonNumberZero]

Dude she's a pussy

[tastyscavenger]

man, horror movies have really gone down hill lately.

[wierdfirehydrant]

PUNT HIM!

[abo46n2]

fake

[sciggens]

move over Cujo. That thing is rabid. All foamin at the mouth and crap. Did she just say "i cant throw my camera at em"? She is trapped in her car? drive away jackwagon!!

[suprdupr666]

its like in dude wheres my car!

[agile52]

guess it never occurred to me how big those friggin things are

[magipp]

DEATH TURKEY

[xXDivinity16Xx]

"ITS TRAPPED ME IN THE CAR!"

...

did she not think of putting the keys in the car and driving away? O_o

[MrYeahimcool]

"I would not want to be the people living here, thank you very much!" LOL

[HTMomentum]

tbh i dunno what you can do?

are you gunna fight the turkey? like start trying to punch it or something lol? i would also have to run away sadly, if you got all up in the turkeys face it would go freaking mad

[TFR2087]

lmfao

[colinrenteria2006]

DON'T MOVE!! He can't see us if we don't move!

[Lebowski1337]

Geez...she must've seen Thankskilling recently.

[TF3D]

LOL!

[Dan0Dead0Or0Alive]

Give it a good punt!

[deviantlifex]

I'm the turkey.

[19Smitty91]

Which one is the turkey?

[TheJollyRoger99]

Even the turkey knows reporters are scum.

[isemannen]

@gubbbies HAHAHA!

[KristinWaites]

This is no joke; A turkey will chase you even after you rip its head off of its body.

[TheKrepp]

Its a guardian turkey! Of course its chasing her :D

[PerpetualMindDump]

Its like Jurassic Park with a turkey!

[123algproductions]

BEST VIDEO EVAR! lol

[Rikkuzia]

Turkeys suck.

[bradsucks]

is this the sequel to cloverfield

[nitanatata]

did she died?

[zikten]

@nitanatata yes

[vodka1983]

@nitanatata

what fucking school did you go to? did they teach english?

[BurialWarlock]

@vodka1983 you know not everyone in the world speaks english right?

[hollenhammer]

a leaf followed me once and i freaked out

[amembrane]

Who knows what that turkey was capable of? Could have swallowed that poor woman whole!