Stephen 'Scissor Hands' Merchant

[SteveMerchantStalker]

Because i luv steve so much i MADE my sister do this to my hair! ....i miss it now! Lolz

[SonicAngel23]

'I'm cutting into it, hacking into it...'

Need I say more? :D

[Mayna00]

0:39 "We'll pop this on the net should you IN ANY WAY be interested."

This video has almost a million views =P

Haha, Smerch <3

[MikeGasm]

@Mayna00

you mean almost 1 hundred thousand

[Mayna00]

@MikeGasm Damn. Sorry. Blame sleep deprivation (which is normally nursed by a Stephen Merchant marathon of some sort!)

[AceKingHearts]

@Mayna00 Yep, just 904,400 views to go!

[Mayna00]

@AceKingHearts Sorry. I failed Calculus I.

Maths is not my best subject =P

[missnintendochick]

Now whenever someone asks her where she got her hair cut, shed say "Stephen Merchant did it. Wanna see?" I'd be very proud if a celebrity cut my hair. :)

[midnightbluenoz]

why are they keep wanking her hair lol

[ediblehatred]

wow he cut a pony tail off big whoop. I like Steve but this is just beyond worthless.

[Jcbproducoes]

The wheatly show now LIVE at BBC Radio 6

Cave Johnson we're done here!

[SteveMerchantStalker]

Im thinkin ov doin this and i dont no where to take my hair! Can sum 1 help me out?! Xxx

[seethroughskin]

0:53 Did she say 'Nose Pierce-age'? ...That's Karl's influence! (Webbage, Grippage, Foodage!)

[SteveMerchantStalker]

evil wheatley iz sexual 2 LOVE HIMMMMM! im hayley merchant now! hahaha

[Randomidus]

@SteveMerchantStalker At first I thought that was super creepy, then I noticed your username and it all made a lot more sense. Still extremely creepy though.

[SteveMerchantStalker]

i love stepehn hez amazing now he cuts her its like a dream cum true! I LOVE STEPHEN i wud luv him to cut my hair, mainly cuz hez touching me but that anuver story...who likes my name?!?!?! lmao <3stephen merchant<3 xxxx luv uuu

[supahsnuffy]

@BrandonJoesVlog I like how loads of people genuinely failed about it.

[TheLukeSlade]

Check out my video of Karl Pilkington talking about the Amazon. Brilliant :)

[poltkid]

@BrandonJoesVlog hahahahaha

[KawaiiRPGGuy]

OMG Steve merchant became awesome when he arrived in portal 2 well he was already awesome

[MrSiiKez]

@KawaiiRPGGuy Stephen was already a legend, Portal 2 just brought kids attention to him.

[supahsnuffy]

@MrSiiKez Now now, no need to be a Smerch hipster. Be glad he;s actually getting recognition for being awesome!

[poltkid]

wheatly: only gamers know who that is :)

[poltkid]

wheatly: only nerds know who that is :)

[Speedosify]

Wheatly = cutest

[pulseforce]

Very minor problems in the cut, should be easy to fix. I think he did quite well.

[AdamCW2k5]

shes hot !!!!!

[bensimps123]

me = cutest

[imnevermakingavideo]

Not to be a dick but she looked about 20 pounds heavier after the cut

[wassabigirl12]

@imnevermakingavideo that always seems to happen longer hair fills out your face

[tallbabyvideo]

what wouldn't I give to have stephen back on the radio again. 

[utdfortreble]

somehow i don't like steve hiere. he is too fake.

[markdangerman]

for christ sake lady ! it's just a fucking hair cut, nothing to get upset about. GEEEZ

[PrivateMinus90FTW]

id eat her hair

[coooooonas1991salot]

OVEN

[jgrew030]

I think Karl is in need of that hair.

[KingGooba]

Karl Pilkington has a head like a f'n orange!!

[TheRandyChimp]

@KingGooba "and he couldn't stand....yellow biscuits."

[kcrgd]

nice look on the face getting cut

[UKdude90]

wow she's nice ! ...

[efcbabe08]

hahaha i love the way she proper crying one minute and then goes 'aww someones gonna have lovely hair' dead normal hahahahahahah!!

[staceybreese]

her hair looks nice short

[MySuicideSilence]

her voice is so adorable

[1125Nick]

Listening to all 90 or so episodes of 'The Steve Show' for a second time. God I miss this show.

Hope they come back in the future!

[squirehendrix]

Haha same :D Series 3 is the best

[Mayna00]

@1125Nick Hey I'm sorry to bother you, but I've heard the XFM shows so many times now that I know them off by heart. Couldn't find The Steve Show anywhere online.

Could you tell me where to find it? Or send it to me, maybe?

Pleaaase? I will owe you internet brownie points for life!

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

I never knew Steve had his own show. Was it simular to the Ricky Gervais show?

Steve is great.

[cegriffin]

God, I miss The Steve Show!

[LanceringMachine]

same here. I'm geniunely concerned about how Super posh Rufus, lovely Sammy, jobless Harry and tiny tiny Dan are getting on now.

hurry up and finish Cemetry Junction already

[iamrobhayes]

I didn't realise that one of the guys who does the radio show with steve (4.30) is the same guy who plays opposite andy millman in the gay play in extras!

[Pawl2]

she looks like the girl from kill bill

[666rocko]

u gotta love sammy. shes adorable

[xxxtickledpinkxxx]

She was in Byker Grove - I forget her characters name, Sarah I think. . .it's so hard to not think of her as that character, who was so damned annoying!!!

She suits the short hair!

[conrad1on]

Not sure what that gesture was that producer Jude made when she handed Steve the microphone.

[matjambash]

Sammi looks really good wioth shorter hair!

[marcusistic]

Strangely moving....

X

[sarahheisler]

Sami is absolutely adorable! Her hair looks great.

[jamesyeahbaby]

sammy=cute

[Newfoundland11]

Steve = cuter.

[gahansgurl]

thank god! someone giving smerch abit of praise! he's absolutely fucking lovely/gorgeous!

[stotheh]

Sammy is stunnningly attractive.