Sarah Silverman - The Aristocrats

[SingMeSomethingGood]

When this video first came out on DVD, I put this part with SS in super slow motion and masturbated to it several times.

[1080portal]

this is outrageous

[halflifeproductionz]

she put herself into it, what a sad sack of shit.

[jesushatesyoutoo]

"its all about timing"

[ByTheShortAndCurlies]

Her humour just doesn't translate I don't find this woman fun whatsoever.

[peacebwoy]

@ByTheShortAndCurlies Translate? She's speaking English. Do you know the history of The Aristocrats? Read up on it and this will make more sense.

[ByTheShortAndCurlies]

@peacebwoy

I LIVE in a country BRITAIN that really has a class system, aristocracy and a queen is the head of the state and church. If you are trying to be condescending you will lose on this issue.

Before you bitch about me being "antisemitic" I'm Jewish. I happen NOT to find her funny okay.

[TR1SHJARVIS]

@ByTheShortAndCurlies The Aristocrats is a famous joke that's been performed by comedians for comedians. Every comedian comes up with a hideously offensive joke that's meant to break all taboos, and the punchline is normally supposed to be "And what do you call that show", "The Aristocrats". Read up about it on Wikipedia.

[ByTheShortAndCurlies]

@TR1SHJARVIS

Will do thanks.

[kineticfuzz]

@ByTheShortAndCurlies the solution to your problem is really quite simple! if you donlt like it don't watch it!!!!!!!!!!IDIOT

[bluewhale18]

i love zionists

and i love whores

[ByTheShortAndCurlies]

@bluewhale18

I'm sure the "whores" don't love idiots like you.

[TheEthereallotus]

zionist whore

[nrrork]

Joe Franklin has 103 grandchildren.

[veganazi]

what?

[elucidative]

Shes a disgusting pig.

[XwaSabwryBat]

@elucidative Daykt!

[apekillssnake]

The comedy in this is the size of her hands compared to her head, she could cup her head like it was a tiny ball!

[mpurtin]

...would someone care to explain the humor in this? I must be missing it, because that was disgusting and horrifying.

[l337pwnage]

@mpurtin That actually is the humor in it. Think of it as a vulgarity contest. ;)

[chipmunkjohn]

Look, I hate Sarah Silverman. Like, really really hate her. But damn if that wasn't funny as hell. She did a good job, granted, she kind of ruined the whole punch line concept, but she told the rest so well it didn't matter.

[remixmaster12]

a couch i like a bed for little people

[loulouverte1]

grosse salope kosher !

[1337W422102]

Delicious.

[jdepps13]

If you've never heard of this joke you might not understand her telling of it.

[bblokar1]

Perfect example of the bourgeoisie decadence. Disgusting.

[UnknownSun556]

@bblokar1 Looks like someone looked up "bourgeoisie" on Wikipedia.

[bblokar1]

@UnknownSun556

Looks like someone saw my comment and had to look up one of the words on wikipedia.

And ye, i meant *bourgeois*, not bourgeoisie.

[AMANOTAVANTA]

you WANNA TALK ABOUT FORESKINS CALL ME UP

[ikheetjason]

@dogsawi Nothing wrong with licking ass,

[natureshamy]

@dogsawi He and me bro, and many others.

[YTLOLlll]

WTF

[AshesWasHerName]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! hilarious

[preconditional]

The cunning intelligence of reptiles poisons among apes, but the virtues of human performance rule. Any god who lays 52 cards before keeping 48 to him self, shall be expelled from earth. He shall learn to design a kingdom wishing paradise, other than let his duchess live beneath his huge thighs.

[teddyinjapan]

"A used tissue, a white picket fence post, my left nut"... (opens envelope) "Name 3 things that are funnier than Sarah Silverman, HAYOO!"

[DaKoolA1dMan]

"Dueling banjos"

[gabbyisfreakinawesom]

that is quite interesting. xD

[firestartertwistedfi]

who is joe franklin?

[fittebanan]

nice, she make my horny.. lol

[TerrierBram]

Beautiful but quite nutty.

[Greycloudly]

IS she lesbian? Looks like

[apexpein39]

@Greycloudly nope, shes jimmy kimmels something...i heard

[clayboychannel]

sloaches humanoid sloaches

[bobshouse123]

Love the ending. Awesome.

[Mayhem91]

HAHAHAHA!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

"Mutual masturbation, like Dueling Banjos" was the best part.

[stakleni00]

Joe Franklin! Just look at her facial expressions when she talks about that experience. F****ng great acting! :)

[smrtpig]

I like her approach on this one. She's like "Well... nobody could follow Gilbert's act... let's mix it up some!"

[losermilkshake10]

so much more disturbing when she tells it in the first person point of view. would have been a billion times creepier if she did an entire aristocrats joke though. shudder

[winstonsmithamm]

I would lick her asshole.

[dynelol]

@winstonsmithamm

What if she farts or shits?

[hskdondada]

@winstonsmithamm

i would suck a fart out of her ass

[typeanoise]

@winstonsmithamm

She looks like her asshole smells like raw onions and chili.

[EliasS5469]

Gilbert sure was better.

[DirtySanchezLives]

I love you Sarah. One day we'll run through the countryside, holding hands and sodomizing woodland creatures for our own enjoyment. Or, probably, I'll do that alone. But I'll call one of the chipmunks Sarah.

[pieboyaz]

hot

[claymars]

sloaches humanoid sloaches

[eliyale99]

ok, this version of the joke is GREAT!

[KingRobbStark]

She sucks

[TheJomogogo]

@KingRobbStark

Yeah she's never made me laugh, her show TV blows.

[MCP1579375]

Sarah Silverman is your name? You are Jewish?

The first thing I 'see' when I hear a first name last name both with the latter "S."

Is "SS."

Maybe I am the only one. Perhaps because I grew up in Germany.

But I believe there is some truth to what I feel.

I know a Sandro Singer from Dresden. Worked with this mammal at Hewlett Packard in Ireland.

This 'person' loved to imitate Hitler.

I think the name "Sandro" is a very unusual name in German. Even more so in the old DDR. Strange . . ..

[StraytRayzorSymphony]

@MCP1579375 cool story, bro.

[ste43]

this joke isn't funny, in fairness Saragh is doing the best with pretty crap material but this has never been funny any time I heard it and I dont know why people go on about the aristocrats joke so much.

[RyanR3volution]

@ste43

Well its not supposed to be that funny, its supposed to be a joke that crosses the line, thats supposed to be the funny part.

[ste43]

@RyanR3volution yeah but that joke is meant to be considered a legend etc among comedians and the fact it crosses the line doesnt seem funny to me at all, I get the point of it I just dont see how people enjoy it that much.

[comicstew]

@RyanR3volution NO...that is NOT the reason it is

funny whatsoever. You missed the whole point of it!

It is funny because of the absurdity of the act only to be "acceptable" due to the name of the act, " The Aristocrats". It is almost an oxy-moron to name such an absolutely disgusting act with such a regal name to help sell them. It's a show business joke based on how show business "works".

[RyanR3volution]

@comicstew

Did I say that was no the reason? I am already aware of that. Aristocrats does not equal the the rest of the joke.

[comicstew]

@ste43 You missed the whole point of it! It is funny because of the absurdity of the act only to be "acceptable" due to the name of the act, " The Aristocrats". It is almost an oxy-moron to name such an absolutely disgusting act with such a regal name to help sell them. It's a show business joke based on how show business "works".

[ste43]

@comicstew still not that funny even when you explain it like that

[comicstew]

@ste43 That's fine. Everyone has different taste and it is really more an "industry" joke/film that people in showbiz seem to appreciate a bit more.

[ste43]

@comicstew ok but a joke that's been aired to the masses, they should be able to appreciate it as well, otherwise why tell it to them? I just dont like how a lot of people tell it really smug like it's something hilarious and wonderful when really it's just recycled garbage. I'd rather hear something original to be honest.

[comicstew]

@ste43 understood but that wasn't the point of the film.

[spicmanz]

lolll

[ImbaDutch]

Gillbert gottfried's version is better

[KombiPode]

got to give it to her. Cant wipe the smirk off my face, making me giggle.

[TrixRabbi1]

85 people were raped by Joe Franklin.

[jussts]

@TrixRabbi1 Now it's 89 people... he must be stopped!

[EminemFan202]

I would so bang Sarah Silverman

[Thejbirdy]

I'd love to do Sarah....woohoo!

[sabrinaplus3]

I LOVE Chicka... No dyke! She is funny as hell! Check out Daniel Tosh!

[Donnie2020]

i'm a little turned on right now ; )

[alexkamrock]

i wish i had a girl that dirty

[beowulven]

She is the most beautiful woman of ever.

[sofolk]

Estas hermosa Sarah, te pareces tanto a ella y aun que tengo tanto tiempo sin verla, su foto es lo único que me sigue dando fuerzas, la verdad siento que la esperanza de volver a verla se desvanece poco a poco, conforme pasa el tiempo, me gustaría estar equivocado y entonces mediante este medio cifrare mi confianza para encontrar una respuesta mas solida, al saber si la volveré a ver alguna ves. Besos de quien no puede olvidarte preciosa.

[newgrounds27]

Watch Bob Sagets, its much worse. I just watched it and oh my god i laughed at parts that really aren't funny. But thwe ywere watch his.

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

At least the dirty bastard admits what she's up to !

At least the world can see now, how dispicable they are !

[MrSonia56]

sarah silverman is the champion of the aristocrats joke!!!!

[BillHicks420]

@MrSonia56 I have to quote The Hangover here: "Highly unlikely". Look at Bob Saget`s and Doug Stanhope`s...

[ritter89]

Can't believe how many people are clueless about the history of aristocracy.. Christ, makes me feel embarrassed to be an American. Western Civilization 101. The joke is NOT just about the shock value. It's a riff on the practice inbreeding, which was commonplace within royal families. They mated with their own kin in order to keep the blood lines "pure" (at least that was their false belief). Damn, this is pathetic. I give up on youtube

[mientememami]

It's funny when people comment on these individual Aristocrats vids without having actually seen the film. OF COURSE it doesn't make as much sense out of context.

[karlkarlkarl1234]

In am yet to find anything that this Zionist bitch has said even mildly funny.....

What is happening to society where someone like this can actually get on tv?

THIS is comedy these days?

It's torture to the soul to listen to her.

[mientememami]

@karlkarlkarl1234 You laugh your ass off at "Family Circus" comic strips, don't you?

[JiubLink]

@karlkarlkarl1234 Damn right. Here in England we've been united by a mutual distaste for this excuse for a comedian.

School of rock is the only good thing she's ever been involved in, where she played her role perfectly: A bitch.

[sagatyba]

best aristocrat joke on yt.

that joke is lame anyways.

[natdavi]

@tagurit2 the point of the joke is that you tell people the most disgusting thing you can think of w/o telling them it's a joke.

[pleasedontask]

wow so dirty, but somehow she makes it work. loved the ending

[claymars]

sloaches dvd

[lena4100]

K WHAT?

[headstock48]

Dueling banjos.

[porticusthepoet]

haha wow

[swordchucks4life]

Hahahahahaha I was sort of disappointed until the very end which made it perfect

[Ansem117]

wtf man...seriously this is fucking hilarious

[sactiger]

I wanna fuck Sarah Silverman until my balls fall off

[shallehalle]

she's fking with matt damon

[manimaduck]

Gilbert Gottfried does this the best...he's untouchable

[munari123]

@manimaduck check out doug stanhope hes on par

[manimaduck]

@munari123 ya that was definitely one of the best

[Vazcular]

@munari123

He's probably the most offensive comic. Cool guy. Met him after the show.

[Drdoggystyle69]

Interesting new take on an old joke!

[fijiwater44]

oh yes very hillariose i happen to be an aristocrat and after im done shitting all over my cum and piss covered brother im going to contact her people and file a law suit

[flowtar]

lol love her humor

[JonnyP2012]

This is a person artistically expressing her sexual molestation threw comedy. Many who have been sexually subjugated find peace in joking about it. It's no different than joking about your sex life. We are taught to keep it a secret but sometimes speaking out helps make those who are the aggressors feel really guilty and shitty.

I was molested as a child

[hedonism13]

@JonnyP2012

Riveting tale, chap.

[thewackyretard]

@JonnyP2012 You're retarded. This person is only expressing her ability to not be original or funny. "The Aristocrats," joke is old. Look it up on Wikipedia.

[ganjafetish]

@thewackyretard this was n the documentary the aristocrats, along with many other comedians one of the funniest is bob sagats hes messed up. the whole point of the joke nowadays is for comedians to throw their own twisted spin on the joke. u should do ur own research before telling others to do so.

[thewackyretard]

@ganjafetish I already know that comedians throw their own spin on it to make it as offensive as possible. So I've already done my own research, dipshit. The funniest one is the South Park on that can be found on here (Youtube.com).

Sarah Silverman sucks. She makes it a point to think of the raunchiest things to say. It gets old and she's an idiot.

[ganjafetish]

@thewackyretard no reason to get all uppity sir sensitivo. just because u don't like her doesn't mean she sucks, shes not ur taste. stop the hate and get over urself.

[silviasr20det]

@JonnyP2012 I bet you're fun at parties.

[tmmessi]

@silviasr20det

[BassPounderX]

shes so hot

[youngrichie]

mr brother has down syndrome...did i mention that ;) awesome

[ArtypNk]

That's stupid. She talks as if she's talking sense, but she's not.

[jimmyshitbags]

this wasnt funny at any point. im sick of celebrities who are famous for being good looking rather than earning it through talent.

[counterclockwise123]

"A couch is like a bed for little people, ya know?"

"Joe Franklin rapped me."

I laughed so hard!

[yah667]

I bet she has a nice pussy. Fun, kinky. I'd love to see her big O face!

[TheJohnny1965]

@jackD413 yum !!!

[dbabi03]

That's why this joke is only for funny comedians. Can someone just agree with me that she made it to the "top" because she is really cute?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Iamthelaw1526 Good to know :)

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Iamthelaw1526 No... why?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Iamthelaw1526 Faaaagggggoooottt!???

[ZachStartsSkating]

This is so much better the second time you watch it.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Iamthelaw1526 FUCK YOU!!! ;D

[Marova]

the idea of the whole movie is to see how far can someone go with this particular joke, dark comedy ladies and gentlemen...

kevin pollak was great too.

[ninone1010]

why is this lady so popular? I don't get her, she is not funny!!!

[LikKitgo0d]

How is she so adorable..

[syngar99]

wow i love sarah, but this is remarkably not new or funny

[latinoheat300]

@syngar99 you are familiar with the concept of the Aristocrats joke right?

[1ring2rule3pigs]

Look at those feet!!

BLECHH!

[ramaskrik]

@1ring2rule3pigs and im sure your body is perfect :P 10 bucks youre an ugly fuck. bazzinga!

[1ring2rule3pigs]

@ramaskrik

Wow! You're absolutely right! I AM ugly as fuck. I also ice skate in the nude, lick frozen metal poles, eat frog asses, have calluses from masturbating, fantasize about having sex with my parents..both of them at the same time, and sucking on Sarah Silverman's sasquatch looking feet.

I'M A CANADIAN ARISTOCRAT! 

[ramaskrik]

@1ring2rule3pigs looooool. effort. chill dude

[thatblondguy33]

This is the one thing I've seen from Silverman that isn't at all funny. I don't get it at all. It's not even that it's stupid--there's just nothing funny about it.

[ListenLisse]

the ones with the bigger foreheads ha ha

[mirk1500]

I would like very much to suck on her tits and her clit... I would like very much to fuck her asshole and her slit... I would like very much to touch her body and her throat... I would like very much to tie her up and fuck hard as I watch her choke... I would like very much to be master and her be my sub... I do believe we would have so much fun...

[TheCareMores]

@mirk1500 wierd...

[mirk1500]

@TheCareMores I know... Can we spoon?

[carpenterpimpo]

artistocrats

[ShikigamiRan]

I love Joe Franklin.

[Jordan50551]

WTF

[dwaydway1]

SHE HAS SEX WITH MATT DAMON!!!!! no joke......

[LukeWhitaker]

hahahahhahahahahahaha she is awesome

[miiiikku]

Aristocrats is such a bullshit joke. There is no tensions at all, its so over the top that it is not over the top at all. Also its not for internet generation. We have seen porn and snuff films so much that we dont really care or find anything offensive.

[junkiesatwork]

Grosssss..... Love u Sarah!

[agrus001]

i love how gross she is!!!

[bigboy45454545]

Oh my, she'd look good with my cock in her mouth.

[zizzy60]

@bigboy45454545

Your mama wd look good with your dick in her mouth.

[bigboy45454545]

@zizzy60...........You'd look good with my dick in your mouth too.

[zizzy60]

@bigboy45454545

My dick in your mouth???? Urrggghhh!!!!!

From what I heard, you have very poor oral hygiene.

What?...you couldn't afford to buy toothpaste? You shd go to a dentist first....and then we can talk about my dick in your mouth.

[eclecticfire73]

LOL..this reminds me of Billie Piper but for real. lol.

[tchago]

HAHA this is really distrubing. I love her

[AtGiza]

the darker the humor, the better

[unbiased000]

lame

[djrakman]

yeah i wanna lick her asshole while her down syndrome brother watches and jizzes all over dads face while mom is cooking tuna casserole flavoured with period juice and the dog is fucking the maid up her ass and the butler is wiping it all up afterwards...............the aristocrats!!!!!!



[zizzy60]

@djrakman

Hahhh...another porn addict with a juvenile brain. 

[djrakman]

@zizzy60 i dont think you understand the aristocrats properly

[LeviSilverman]

SHE IS TO BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY

[bobby666x]

The whole mockumentary was awesome, but this bit and the part with Bob Saget were probably the most memorable to me.

[ChasingPigeons]

This is so funny. LOL

[immozelle]

Sarah's unique version of this joke is the best I've heard. Demented genius! See the Aristocrats movie if you haven't yet.

[LilAdrian]

!!!YES!!! lol

[Spratlin344]

Shes my favorite stoner.

[TheJohnny1965]

would love to eat her pussy