Call of Duty: Black Ops: Bizarre Story by xDavidxS (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[jamiekfc10]

@xDavidxS

i am scottish too where abouts u from

[MrBarcaSoccer]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[TheRecognizable]

i was eating my dinner while i was watching this

[SnowboarderFTW]

How did it smell?

[yourmotherslover1056]

aw i thought it was going to be a dead midget :/

[Dowgle]

Possilpark? worth a shot?

[TheJwb94]

soooo. you were digging in a trench and you found a huge backpack filled with doobies. you called, "please" and then unrolled one doobie and found 3ft long dead fecal matter inside along with blood. right?

[yowmingnoob94]

lmao i thought he was saying a rolled doobie... what was he saying

[TheGiantMichael]

holy sh!t thats disgusting could you smell anything?

[robofish3000]

FYCK YEAH SCOTTISH MACHIINIMA DIRECTOR!!!!!!! epic man

[pedrocloneLIVE]

HAHA TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO AND U WILL LAUGH SO HARD!!! XD

[SorrowAlba]

whit's up with all these NED's that can't understand a polite Scots accent!! I'd love to see how they would cope with a broad weegie yin :)

[Eihcra96]

@xDavidxS I meant the camera shots, not the actual shots. One was laggy, the other you couldn't even see what was goin on. The kills were pretty good though.

[sm5pac3]

rolled doobies u say? pass me that duchyyy son

[HunterDan7305]

lolol ......doobie,doobie,doobie

[4Ryanon]

A think he's sayin duvet

[jakeinabox930]

All I got was doobie doobie doobie, dead dog.

[CrazyModz02]

Oh dang that is insane story even though i couldnt understand a word u were saying:)

[Martiangtm1lk1646]

One time I was playing SnD on Firing Range when the other team was winning 3-0 then I defused the bomb at the last second and both teams won and in theater it said 4-1

[1jashole1]

I couldn't understand a word he said

[rjdbest100]

Doggy?

Say wut?

[Skreechchannel]

wtf is a doobey!?!?!? 

[knightofcky09]

Mrs. Doubtfire?

[lumpyrabbit]

I'm David S. too. How enlightening.

[elzouain]

@xDavidxS People can learn more than one language. Besides, I thought he said something in french, because of the accent. Answering your question, no, I'm not american.

[DownWithTheMasses]

Cant understand A FUCKING WORD YOU ARE SAYING MAN!

[ps3bachini]

man only in Glasgow :P

[OriginalSketch6494]

I clicked this because my name is david

[MrTacos123456]

Y'know what's bizarre? well, I'll tell ya. So I click on this video and a 1 minute google ad comes on. I wait patiently and finish the ad and realize this was the wrong video...So I go to another video and I get the same ad.....It was also the wrong video and then I finally get to the video I wanted, but I had to watch another ad.....

[HarvesterOfSorrow559]

I thout he was saying doobie lol

[JapaneseSt33L]

Sup man im from motherwell and if its a bad area in glasgow im reckoning rutherglen or easterhouse, a guarantee im right lol, sick cunts :D

[richie364]

@JapaneseSt33L m8 get tae fuck :L rutherglen a bad area? am fae there n theres fights aye but we aint choppin people up n buryin em u dafty

[PerFeqTHD]

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[IMakeStuffHappen]

@xDavidxS HIYYOOO xD

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[BillygottheTalent]

I think a country is better with hard weapon laws. But in USA it's not possible to do this.

[jemigdepemig11]

@xDavidxS

Ah. Well i'm from Holland so i can't really tell. Sick story anyways man.

It creeped me out while i was safely sitting in my chair here, behind my computer.

[HoigeyBoobsLOL]

Stop being racist his english better than the American bs which all sounds gay

[SwaggersFresh23]

thats such a grim story it sounded so much like it wud b a body

[rf0t0]

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

[awsomoo8000]

@xDavidxS sorry man wrong person just realised you're the video maker lol

[D4N4RR]

Can u plz tell me where

I live in glsgow n a jst want tae no

Pm

[rustyleone]

I seen this when you had it posted on your channel, had my in fits of laughter. I'd have shit myself soon as I seen an unrolled duvet with blood. Exspecially in Glasgow lol.

[jemigdepemig11]

Kinda same accent as missdanielle?

[TRuTube22]

toll booth willie?

[elzouain]

Is he french ?

[rustyleone]

@elzouain He Scottish ...

[DanePax]

great story loved it... really had me hooked and could imagine you there.. now I have to go to bed :(

[Freezerdude22]

dead dog was santa's little helper!!!!

[Azaroth84]

Why u play Call of Duty modern warfare 4 on otthers map? a fuck a forgot its black ops ;x

[Whatyamightcallit]

@Pennoyercraft ZOMFG you're right,he even has the accent,its groundskeeper willie's son D:

[mrFuzee]

Dead Dog :o (DD:O)

[WackoBrough]

Legend mate :D Scots FTW.

[frazzzzzED]

How can nobody understand him? It's a Scottish accent. I can understand him easily.. And I live in England...

[TechnoloGYx1]

@frazzzzzED cause your english and the people that cant understand him are american

[tazdevil770]

Who did that must be sink in the head

[150dominator]

@tazdevil770 its called a Scottish accent

[Mufordorous]

cool story bro

[MrUltraSuperMan]

ur console lags alot =S

[TheYoyo369]

spencersniper98 LAGGED SO HARD..  ITS OK FOR ME TO SAY THAT CUZ I LAGG HARD TOO thumbs up for lagging

[jeppep95]

@NiggerSoda That was so funny thax for the laugh sry bout the taco.

[David280493]

Thats so fucking disgusting, whoever done that should be fucking executed!

[NFX159]

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Thx!

[ivuqe]

how do half of these ppl even make it onto machinima.. its sad

[Trentest0]

@ivuqe

I'd LOVE to see you do better.

[ivuqe]

@Trentest0 lol i guess ur a kid who thinks machinima is homeland of the top players :) .. oh how uneducated you are

[AnnoyingTaco]

Help I cant understand him!

[wootwootowns]

@AnnoyingTaco u no spiek inglisk?

[TViYH]

what is a bend bag?

[Trentest0]

@TViYH

Bin Bag. Like a black trash bag like yanks call it.

[DTPsince77]

Every time ya said duvet I kept thinkin doobie and was wondering why anybody would bury a joint!

[dumbcheese123]

i kept hearin dube not duvee

[bkershaccount]

i can't understand a word he's saying...deg, what the f is a deg...you know, a deg

[Ptondus]

SCOTTISH, FOCK YE!

[bartjuhbeekmans]

I just heard bend bags

[eosxmage]

well i feel bad for whoever had to pick up the poor thing and worse for the dog who had to be humiliated like that :*(

[Goat5611]

@xDavidxS sorry...good vid tho! keep up the good work

[metroid1396]

I could only understand: "blahbajcjdsnfdjkh...jdfhu" in other words, nothing!!!

[DARKFi1RE]

You dont aim down the sight much- spraying

[Vinzix]

Why do people have so much trouble understanding someone?

[Bindziol1]

gameplay wasnt awesome .. same as commentary , i saw a lot of ppl on snd which did 10+ kills also..

[NinjaLifestyle]

what the hell is a doobie cover

[argetlam134]

@xDavidxS haha oops, i dont know my european accents very well!

[Gravity2]

great as always mate :)

[argetlam134]

They let leprechauns play cod?

[Goat5611]

you found a doobie in a bag? is that what you said? a booby? what?

[TheMrIVIarks]

Hot dog anyone?

[DennisB01MC]

@NiggerSoda *reads comment* *clicks off video*

[iTwixtors]

i was eating hot dogs with ketchup....Yay..

[Joerten]

watch?v=wJkwywDtNkc

[y3kimik3y]

Does anyone know why English players and American players always talk shit to each other when they meet on Xbox Live??

[unicyclistwebby]

@y3kimik3y because its funny

[TheWardcat]

@y3kimik3y It all began with the American Revolution...

[RaymondG15]

@y3kimik3y i notice that. Im american and sometimes there is a british guy talking crap on me but i dont understand what he says, there should be a different language everyone understands

[jubcow]

Now it's time for paranormal activity 3 dog version

[jms1295]

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[Mine4Dimes]

Use transcribe audio and pause at 1:11

"Bobby has become father diarrhea..."

[Ps3FailNGameplay]

@NiggerSoda agreed ...

[youmissedaspot37]

I wish I knew what a doovey bag was

[m3rkinmuffley]

@youmissedaspot37 Duvet. It's another word for comforter (bedding). So he was talking about a comforter cover.

[simdid1]

I fuckin' love that awesome accent !

[BlackShox77]

how is this ridiculous? you bury people when they die. whats wrong with burying a dog?

[IIHeadShotx]

I can understand this fine mabye its because im from Scotland.

[Giingelfc]

cant belive you dug up my dog

[tunahanguler100]

o o o o o o ownage

[2averagejoes]

@xDavidxS your accent is fine, i could understand the important parts :P i also like how you actually go through the comments on your videos :)

[codeXnecro]

omg.. the accent... i can't understand shit :(

[MrGoldenEagle79]

Zomg A Scottish Guy On Machinma Haha :) Loved Reading All They Comments Saying They Dont UnderStand You Haha!!

[xxG3N0C1DExx]

Blah blah blah blah blah DEAD DOG blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[Teggyyy]

when i get a boner i took it in my waste band.

[fv538]

it's something about a dead dog.... which was buried... thats all, but im not so good in english...

[miciso666]

i has no idea what hes talking about XD

[Eihcra96]

The kill-cam shots were terrible.

[fpsps3gameplay]

what is a duvee cover?????????

[xcamronm]

Does antbody have a xbl code i can have? if you do pm me plz

[richie364]

@xDavidxS You've got an extremely clear Scottish accent, u should hear me talk lmao

[Vandoum]

Lolll can't understand.

[xcamronm]

Does antbody have a xbl code i can have? if you do pm me plz

[Mustangman2525]

I could understand you perfectly... i am glaswegian too!

[ONETRUEDUB]

how can people not understand this? im not scottish but i understood

americans just hardly ever leave their own country i suppose

[Fullpowerjulien]

I understand sparta fucki xDDDD

[Thommyboy94]

It always have 300 views?:P

[MrJjclark1]

Wtf

[ThetaSigma]

Hey, you're like an hour and a bit up the country from me ^^;

[dl432112311]

Cool name David, I'm David :D

[SantehClaws]

the helllll is he talking about? whats a benbag and a doobie?

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

@SantehClaws Doobie is a Joint and a Benbag is a Beanbag its basicly a big ass bag filled with small white balls that are soft that is very comfortable to sit in.

[BLAKEY2695]

@SantehClaws

Bin Bag = Black bag you put rubbish in?

DUVET = Blanket

[OrgoOgro]

I couldn't understand 60% of what he was saying :-\

[JONAYB13o]

@OrgoOgro u should lern scottish then

[iFinlander]

@OrgoOgro I'm finnish, and I understood 99% of what he said... o_O

[master0ale]

@OrgoOgro

how could you only understand 60% of what he said?

[IcyFury4]

@OrgoOgro i couldnt understand 80% of what he said lol

[owzzer9]

@OrgoOgro dinnea slag off ma language mate

[hamoudziane]

@OrgoOgro hes only scottish not speaking a forienge language

[m3rkinmuffley]

@OrgoOgro It's sad that we Americans are exposed to so little media from the rest of the English-speaking world. I understood you, David.

[daniel27121994]

im from easterhouse in glasgow and that is a bad area

[Thommyboy94]

Omg, a machinima video with less then 50 views!

[Maximepp]

@Thommyboy94 it has just been uploaded dumbass

[ChrisLikesFreeStuff]

Nice video :D Taking a while to upload properly though - For_free_MS_Points_click_my_na­me

[daniel27121994]

random director much...

[HungrigKung]

Boobs

[iversonsnow2003]

who is this guy?