Leaked Starcraft 2 battle report - June 2009

[AMYuntold]

Comparing making sequels for great games to remaking movies is the absolutely wrong way to go sir... unless you want to bash the title.

[squidisrad]

i want the fishing mini-game

[CarryLarry]

Wow, what a match!

[dannyrramirez]

"Beautiful alien eroticism" lol

[Daily0Dabble]

hay

hay

what?

a/s/l

uuh.. stfu

hahaha

[JuglarEuskaldun]

"No rush please" I loled hard at this part xD

[coprographia]

still haven't worked out how to power up my hero at those trading posts

[falconpunchified]

Terrible Terrible Trollage! FTW

[MrJustinBOOBIES]

lol

uhhhh stfu

[Marksman230591]

My sarcasm meter is off the charts!!!

[headies07]

LOL why haven't I seen this sooner XD

Genius

[explodo3]

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAMAGE

[danvsyou]

LOL

[petekob]

Although I enjoyed very much your satire in your video toward the game, and yes it is practically a dupe of the original, I played it because I found the story much like a book and well worth finding out the next chapter of the story...even though the end was like WTFBBQLOz....

[ImanChannel]

ahhahahahahahahaah!!! The GAME IS NOT REAL!!

[BrodyPianist]

LMFAO

[JewellSauer4973]

It will be good? effect for graphics,lol can't wait to tea-bag some svc,xD

[damdas1232]

"wow.. what a match" :D:D:D he seems to be bored:D

[perpetualstomac]

This is cool and all but when is D3 cumming out??

[TheBlackmarines]

Cool !

[perpetualstomac]

hehe,? nice one

[Deathshuck]

a rose 4u ---,---'--@ :D:D

[TheXordinary]

What your dad played in college?

Just how old do you think your viewers are LOL?

[BOB10011001]

A/S/L LOLOL.

[overload119]

i wished u made more u son of a bitch this shit is SOOO damn hilarious

[teamfire50]

I cant believe starcraft 2 is coming out tomorrow! this is gonna be epic!

[warior531]

Hero? WTF IS THIS GAME!?!?!?

[Torgoable]

This shit's so funny because it took nearly until 2011 to release the game.

[I3loody]

Best of luck to Robert.

[eKIRTS777]

you're high aren't you??

[MultiTealc]

lawlz

[psb1964]

really really well-done

[Megadude12345]

hahahahahah awesome!!!!! you should do another one!!!

this is really great you guys!!! I could'nt stop laughing

[Jarudin]

funny :D

[Dubanx]

I think the most hilarious part is the part where it says "CholeraSC has left the game" and 6 months later CholeraSC disapears from shoutcasting X-D".

[eKIRTS777]

are you high

[hungboys]

lmao @ xel'naga trading post were u can trade minerals and gas for items to powerup your hero.

[CpuLegend]

lol the comments! How did you edit it? XD Nice and funny video man you rock!!

[msrm55]

2011 :D it was 2009 that this video was made and they may have guessed it right LOL

[MrSpunkDaddy]

AMG LMFAO!!! wow this is priceless " hey you guys remember SC right ?? its that game your dad played in college " lol fucking awsome video

[irkiIIer]

haha nice job

[brenyep]

HAHAHA lmao

[blueish45]

LOL better than rick roll

[ragtimest]

lmao! lol

[Utubemannnnnnn]

hahahaha i didnt realize how funny this was actually gonna be. beautiful disconnect haha

[ElijahDTF]

hahahahahahahaha is this a joke?

[halomaster366]

2011!!!! omfg what is this.

[MarkuzLee]

lol so true about apm

[kickthecat75]

lol

[djblatancy]

noobs

[CarryLarry]

Doooh! And a beautiful disconnect by Matt Cooper. Boy, he really executed that well to emphasis his childish irritation at the opponent's strategy.

[locozito]

my god! so fucking funny...

[jjbul]

is that diablo music?

[aznbutteredtoast]

this is fucking hilarious!

[Dekan]

5/5

[Charliehalepk]

as you can see by how many times the terran player is clicking there, the terran player is clearly much more skilled then the zerg player

[darthvidu92]

rofl this is sooo funny... "like harvesting extra dollars out of someone's pocket for a world of warcraft subscription"

[darkside3704]

LOL I especially like the new map hack feature in Star Craft 2, lmao made me laugh wtf 2011?

[Deantwo]

OMG! XD

*rolling on the floor laughing* that was soooo funny

anyway... where'd this come from? seems nice staged and all... and... what's with the music? and the "magical" stuff? XD

[TheClanWarsChanal]

roflmao my dad actualy payed starcraft back then howed you know o.O

[WizarKxSD]

lmfao, good job man haha

[Kerventer]

hahah awesome

[killzonerdemon]

hahhahahahahah nice job using music from diablo

[yulyx]

rofl!

[Elentor]

Excellent commentary.

[andymkay]

I especially like the new map hack feature in Star Craft 2, as well as the cool hero system. Those power ups are awesome

[gmwarriorx]

good commentary. Very subtle humor in some parts. It's a higher class of funny.

[ToxeCryz]

Very well played the disconnect was perfectly timed awesome!

[superkoolaustinguy]

Omfg amazing haha i cant stop laughing

[NIGHTSHADE4EVA]

err this is a fake. i will come back to this page and post real video.

[rekingooo]

its fake

[TheBenEEeee]

Wtf, why did he quit?

[iNvATcs]

lmao

[PyroicKakisho]

Lolol power up your hero

[niknak1830]

i find it funny that the background music is from diablo lol

[madchef]

CholeraSC @1:55

[UeMaStA]

lol

[snadderr89]

hahaha that was really funny

[SpathaMagna]

This was pretty amusing. Loved the Tristram soundtrack playing, nice touch.

[link5002]

wow lame cause in battle report 2 is the smae with more action

[zxcnjfrsfg]

they have said that it is out summer 2010

[Marioistaken]

"look for it in stores in 2011" that was hilarious first time, but getting too close to possible now...

[23Fists]

And there's the gg, it's all over

[zippolight2002]

lol awesome

[PrimitiveScrewHead]

i love you

[Earthplayer]

Please make more videos like this one, it's just hilarious :D

[ayadew]

"what a match......"

[hirokiii]

lol nice one

[EpicSC]

lol drop hax already

[suzuki15]

looooooooooool

[johnmcclane125]

do you people actually believe him?? lol its a satire

[TheGalbortrix]

I wont this game sooooooo bad

[Alexon88]

and dont forget to buy your blizz-con-tickets!! xD

[blizzardfan100]

he was k=joking 2011, its coming this year 2010

[Skandyman198]

i ain't waiting until fucking 2011...

[88eb]

hahaha

[n0608039]

2011! wow rip off

[mas111]

i've heard that its "only" balancing left on the game. but 2011? nah i vote for spring this year

[rapaicruma]

Ha,ha,ha...

CholeraSC?

[Soulsphere001]

You don't know who Cholera is?

[rapaicruma]

@Soulsphere001

I know who he is.

I was only surprised to see him listed as a spectator.

[Soulsphere001]

Ah, okay.

[rahu112092]

The person who made this is a frickin ****, This person doesnt even deserve a life

[AHHAHHAS]

SC2 in 2011? O_o

[TheHucore]

@AHHAHHAS WHAT?!?!

[AHHAHHAS]

3:10 see u there and look for sc2 in stores in 2011

[Unieb1]

I think it's just a joke. This is not serious :S Robert Simpson in a serious mc accident and implenting of a fishing game. WTF?

[locozito]

U think is a joke?? you are not the brightest brother are u?, I mean I hope ur not

[TheHucore]

@AHHAHHAS BUT. mmmm that channel its legal? its from blizzard? its the question

[bunyman4]

@intboom are you mentally retarded? This is not made my blizzard... But it is very funny XD

[thegoddescomposer]

when comes battle report 5 ?

[666lambada1982]

Not the first time I hear they are supposed to have staged all these games. But what tha hack? It's still gonna be a good game. Maybe not comletley new but who cares. Avatar is a 3D version of pocahontas and it made a billion bucks...

[Ashran]

ROFL, the chat and the commentary was fucking hilarious xD "A rose for you" LOL

[12ock]

haaaha thats a rush

[bemissss]

that was awesome

[Malvoo]

Rofl!

[SSoldieRIP]

HAHAHA awesome read the chat :)

[intboom]

The development process embodied in a three and a half minute video. I <3 Blizzard crew for making this.

[Quiet0wing]

LOL that was auesome!!!

[r3z3nd3]

no fun

[eKIRTS777]

david kim is an asshole :D

[jhohcable]

This 3 minute video is going to be better than every blizzard game combined since the Diablo 2 expansion.

[JonnyWedel]

hahaha 2011!!

[oryan141]

Great thinking im pissing allover the keyboard lol

[TerranMeUp]

LOL

this is awesome

[miomanj]

Anyone else notice that at about 1:55 "CholeraSC has left the game"?

[FENiXRiZN1]

Wow what a match!

[bobreeda]

brilliant :)

please make some more

[Waaaarrrgh]

i dont like the person talking im mean really! i dont think the player wants u to talk abut his alcohol problems or be a critic about what the improvements look like alloways the video is great and ur very descriptive just plz dont gie infomation that might disturb someone thx :D

[Dancingbanana117]

does david kim win all of the game

[FENiXRiZN1]

I've seen all the battle reports and david kim has never lost.. so yeah, he does win all of the game

[ChrisViz18]

Brilliant.

[spike339]

diablo 2 music? koo.

[aminevich]

dude...that's too funny

[Governator260]

LOL A/S/L

[vikocho123]

@Governator260

uhhh STFU !!!

[shadowflip18]

lmfao

[ChocolateRootbeer]

lmao what a beautiful dc by matt cooper

[RolleRRATM]

this is awesome

[iloveepl4ever]

haha sitting behind u XD

[Gamer777777]

lool xD

[megahamsters]

<3 it

[rodolfomarin1995]

2010 stcraft 2

[laxgolie4ever]

2011 actually seems realistic right about now

[Everion]

This was really awesome but I think you needed the "Terrible Terrible Damage" qoute.

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

the player are like talking shit to eachother and make the whole match more interesting LOL

[MegaTurbo45]

lol

[Melisky]

LOL, that was GREAT!!!

Seriously, I love it! :)

[music505100]

in 2011 wtf

[ashpod84]

lol diabloo music in the background buy the tickets off ebay this guys a recovering alchoholic LOL

[EmmyPeppermint]

LAWL LAWL LAWL

[WhackAwarcraft]

lmao!

[Radwalls]

this is amazing

[reitube2]

awesome man!

[589216001]

I LOL'D IN MY ASS!!!!!! AHAHHAHAAH!

[kaptenmange]

hhahaha

[captainthrall]

HAAHAHHAHAHA

thank you for this. it was hilarious

[Chardor]

HAHA! this is awsome

[GunSlingerXAi]

HAHAHA very funny!

[2gether4ever101]

Now this is A Battle Report!

[lolboy123]

no way.. this is exactly like battle report 2, only edited and voiced differently. check BR2 out.. its all over youtube. There was no DC

[lxxTHlEFxxI]

noooo! reeeaaallllllly?

[adelsballen]

this is the diablo soundtrack =) love it

[ScrambledBrains]

so how many years and months are they going to tease us with this game untill they actually release it

[kraetyz]

I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD

[scvgbb15]

diablo tristram song :O

[al3x440]

in stores in 2011 ????

[ghostkiller123456789]

no 2012 21 december

...

just kidding 2010

[don2x8]

LOL! i hope i can play the starcraft 2 before my life ends....

[Jcrexxor]

you should do the second 1 it looks great

[prockjohn]

hahhaha 1 lost

[MegaTurbo45]

that was so funny

[DudeTheCrazy]

omg hahaha lol rofl hahahaha

[poopmypants4]

ahhahah very nice

[hellofraaance]

I applaud the author's ability to sound sincere through that.

[sol200997]

should i get this game?

[T1carus]

rofl

[dannyrramirez]

lol

[mydreamize]

is this sample? disconnect by the other Player?