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[blindrock1]

sounds like he is talkin bowt newcastle

[Homeandawayeps]

he sounds mad

[asteroidphobic]

imagine standing on that mo-fo of a turd......rofl!!

[smoothg101]

so he was 'TAKING' a shit ?

or I gather he was doing one

fascinating.

[robotfamilygchicken]

its aussie man. learn to love it

[MRMILO57]

riverbasil....I done some weed control maintence at the this business address about 4 yrs ago, in the gutter out in the street were some guys underpants...he had more than a party in em, they were in an horrific state. Must have got a fright or something.

[relativeair]

ahahahahahahaghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa fuck i havnt laughed like this in ages! your fuckin funny

[Scottishbubb]

lmao 2 funi

[jkrsdmn]

A year ago I was working in this cafe and I was opening in the morning. I smelt something off outside, then I saw it, human shit out on the out door setting. Gross, I made my boss clean it up. LOL

[CyberBoy12]

XD lolz..

[Ahknaton]

Would be funny if his dog came along with a plastic bag and picked it up.

[Boudiicca]

nah, there are definately more variations than that....not to mention all the different Indigenous languages and accents. Sydneysiders sound distinctly different than Brisbane people. I have a lot of friends who come from sydney and they all sound the same (dare I say it...they sound more whiny).  Obviously people in the country have broader accents. I still don't think riverbasil sounds english, he sounds out his words correctly...that's all!

[SasukesSexKitten]

well i saw a hobo playing with his penis on a sidewalk. i was like OH GOD! and i ran away

[spunkyboy2000]

If you check his home page it says he Australian. My god, take a clue people!

[katrinaofawesome]

Lmao. How very odd. I'm quite glad I have not happened across such a thing.

[djdady13]

ive also seen someone dropping there crap on a footpath in melbourne. was yours a taxi driver? this dude was. so sober, in an identifiable vehicle and in proximity to a maccas and petrol station both public toileted. Im a 35yo girl and did my lolly at him till he drove away.

[blurpy123]

dumb comment think before u post this in front of the whole world :(

[djdady13]

well that was my mum and it was just a story that was related to yours. So dont go telling her that it is a dumb comment. You said exactly the same thing. "Oh I saw a man take a shit on the sidewalk".You also sound like a poof, No offence but take some.

[blurpy123]

well ur a stupid bitch fuck u

[djdady13]

Well next time dont go saying shit like that to my mum. She was just answering his question. He asked how do you react when you see it.

So just cool it there mate.

And yes you did get owned :P

[evil9993]

this guys obviously british. i would think that someone with access to the internet would know the accent differences between two of the worlds paid out accents. Especially with such icons as:(Australian First) Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, Kylie Monogue, (Now British) Monty Python tv shows and movies, the British Royal family, Pierce Brozman or the cast from harry potter (despite that some of them are not british they do do convincing acccents.)

[Boudiicca]

Sounds Austrlian to me. In case you haven't noticed, Australia is quite a large country. Consequently, there are many different accents. I seriously don't know ANYBODY who speaks like Steve Irwin...his accent was very exaggerated as that's what sells to foreign audiences. I have an accent similar to Riverbasils...and I'm not British.

[BlooditeDrakan]

Poor guy was probably just minutes from a toilet and had to do it RIGHT THERE!

...

Nah. No stable human being would do that.

[danrulz01]

HAHAHA fucking gold dude!

[jezzr101]

Yeah im australian too and he really sounds more British than Aussie.

[Boudiicca]

I don't agree...

[clinton456]

Thats what i thought lol.

[redstrabrerreez]

i couldn't figure out if you were english or australian in this video!

i know that's such an american thing to say but i actually had to check your profile thingi to make sure you were an aussie.

are you part english or something? or is it just me going crazy?

[turdios]

hes aussie. dw i always get that ppl thinking im british. dw its not only americans who get confused:)

[redstrabrerreez]

lol but i'm australian so i probably should tell the difference.

infact it's one of my pet hates when people think an aussie accent is british, but i heard his accent and now i don't know what to think!

lol

[SEXYaustralian]

if someone took a shit anywere near me, ill introduce them to DES and TROY

[tasmaniacrane]

When you have to go you've got to go

[chowyoungfat]

I thought that's what they made sidewalks for.

[nabiji]

do what i do ... point and laugh ... and maybe throw a can at him

[CmdrTrojan120]

Guy r u psychotic i mean the start is unatural ok this guy had a shit on the sidewalk did u think he might have been drunk and the part where u said "u have shit on a sidewalk i have to use!" cmon very very selfcentered comment i'm just naturally a critic so don't take this personally

[omgbradley]

Eww. I'm scared of walking on a sidewalk now. ÷_×

[saintfletcher]

Hi Basil. Presentation is looking great here. Yeah. The man shitting on the sidewalk. Happens in Kings Cross too frequently. We just ignore it and are careful where we put our feet. Most inner city doggy owners carry bags. Especially shitzu owners. hmmm. Ironic? No: bad pun. 5* Blessings +^+^+ The Saint

[haggidubious]

How unpleasant!

[supersmalls]

Ive seen an aboriginal do that next to a bus stop. Which was quiet disturbing. Reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup...

[Maximuussss]

That is pretty sad keep things like that to yourself.

[BrettCaudill]

you told this story very jimmy-like.

[biscuffin]

when you gotta go you gotta go!!

[welcomestranger]

Weren't you meant to rub the gentlemans' nose in his business afterwards to teach him not to do it again next time?

[LinkaNeo]

Ahahaha. That's absolutely grim. I'm from Newcastle in England and its not that bad inner-city but the suburbs where i actually lived, that's happened before. Maybe it's a thing? xD

[CAMERABOI]

"That's a bit ironic"

Holy shit, I thought the EXACT same thing before you said that!

You read my mind...

[YSBCITTAR]

I think shitting in public is a noble and wise act, and should not be looked upon in disgrace with out first taking into consideration its great anthropomorphized honour, for verily indeed it would take one great courage to stand up and sit down and shit in public to reflect who mankind truly is, this is nothing more then a true testament and incautious symbolism of human society, a sidewalk shitting piece of shit, long live to the sidewalk shitter and this gargantious act of heroism.

[1994cg]

Oh shit. really? omg once there was a guy on the train doing a shit. he actually used his hands and rubbed it on the windows making out words that know one could understand. gggg their really are some sick and weird people in this world.

[splattproductions]

Oh. Well then.

[spaceouttt]

ha ha ha

[snager80]

my Orchestra Teacher once told us the story of coming into school early and finding in the band-hall a pile of human deification next to the Vending Machine. why? he didn't know, but the custodian had to pick it up, now, didn't he?

i want pizza.

[Texasred63]

River sometimes you just got to go and have to go right there.

[matt2house]

Lol I'd tried not the think about it or visualise it at all mate otherwise u would be face dipping forever haha

[AmberRahh]

woah! is this newcastle by any chance? cause my friend who goes to uni there told me about this once and I didn't really believe it but now I've heard it twice! Seems like a big coincidence, or maybe this is just a thing that happens regularly there! Not to be stereotypical of the people who live in newcastle or anything, it's uhh umm a very lovely place! :P

[thesitesplacedotcom]

hahaha next time Bro, why don't you stop and say Hi to me?

[englishteaboy]

HAHAHAHAHAH VERY IRONIC!!!! totally awesome NICK!!!! Best Tuber ever :)

S

[AmazingPhil]

jeeeeeeeeesus

[missdivinestalls]

Oh the irony. I will nom it all day. *nom nom nom nom*

[FabianaRickman]

eww that's so gross! x_x

I saw a vagrant shitting on the sidewalk once in Brazil... years ago! I never thought this kind of shit happened in Australia, too... I'm shocked! I can't understand how people can be so disgusting...

[mildew93]

ha "this kind of shit"

[robyoung1]

Yeah - what of it.

I watched it again.

Rob x

[ehvee1]

2nd listen... you were walking home FROM THE BUS... ok, I get it now :) First time, I thought you said you were walking home from the bath. Silly me.

[ehvee1]

You were walking home from a bath? Did I hear right?

I helped open a Borders Bookstore in my home town and opening weekend some human took a dump on the floor in the middle of the childrens section. So, like most criminals, we sent him to Australia, I guess... ;)

Hope you get a bathroom in your home soon...

[SanarRyell]

haha, good one

[bigbiceps44]

Australia - footpath

USA - sidewalk

[robyoung1]

And UK pavement... amazing. :O)

Rob x

[ingypop]

I missed you<3 Thanks for making me giggle!

[EasyRaoul]

Oh shit!

Great stuff if you had a camcorder...

[lovelykali]

lol river basil u sexy piece of shit

a bit ironic isn't it. lol HAHA

[JustinFromSydney]

Call the police?

[RoboFillet]

Sexy piece of shit > Footpath shit.

[k23smiles]

hahaah poor basil. i would absolutely freak out if i was in the same situation, and i'm glad i'm not. gosh, i wish if that man had defecated on the sidewalk, he would have pulled out a baggie to pick it up right afterwards and give a wink. that would be hilarious.

[devotions4U]

oh Uncle River that is a funny story ;o) truth is stranger than fiction and U got 2 go when U got 2 go ... LOL

[atropine1]

In Australia we say footpath, if you want to talk american FUCK OFF TO AMERICA.

[danishguyky]

Chill the fuck out.

And America's not the only place they use the word "sidewalk."

[k23smiles]

um...do you have some issues?

[RobotManGreg]

I can't believe someone would do that. Would of been a little surreal.

[cupcakesnatty]

oh dam.

poor you, bas.

that's just... disturbing.

if i ever do see a shitting pedestrian, i'll have to make sure i do a vlog about it too.

[LiiisaTwix]

hahhah.

gross nicky!

[Dracofav]

LOL That's horrible. I don't think there is a correct response to that, unless maybe it involves the police.

[jo3ly]

HAHAHA "the one that's good with the knife"

[wecaan]

I saw a guy take shit on the side walk when I was 13/14ish as well.

[dctcool]

He must have had to do it cause the nearest toilet was a Pay to use toilet

[siamesemojo]

oh my.

I can honestly say here in Melbourne I have never encountered such a phenomenon. Perhaps its there's something in the water in Newcastle.

[junkienet]

Well... if I were you... i would have said.. DAD .. What are you doing ... hehe Just kidding ...

And you wonder why ppl don't come to newcastle ..

[thisisgenevieve]

i went to newcastle last week... i don't want to do that ever again now.

and i don't feel like eating for the rest of the weekend.

thankyou. love gen.

[gotabmo]

Hahaha, "bit ironic", I was thinking the same thing.

But god, that's disgusting. I'll never look at dog shit the same way now... I won't be able to help but just wonder.

[johnofjordan]

Okay I'm drawing a line in the sand here and now: No YouTube gatherings of any kind in Newcastle. =P

[jenluv37]

Dog dedication . . . Ha!

[AngryAussie]

I think the only thing to do in situations like that is cross the road.

[benkenobisgirl]

That's repugnant!

...maybe you should have pee'd on him as he crouched there.

[LadeeFox]

OMG, I love your accent truly!

Funny video!!!! xD

~~FOXY

[kidneyjohn]

That's Newcastle for you.

[Barnation]

That was MY CAR, Fat Aussie Bastard! You c**t!

[1938superman]

Look shocked and say, "WELL, I HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO PICK THAT UP! SIR!!!"

[parisblonde]

Gawd thats nasty! Was it a very public sidewalk? lol GROSS!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

OMG mate...I ve done some crazy stuff...but never shit on the sidewalk...lol...I shat in a blokes car once...just to piss him off...lol...

[missy192]

haha i saw this teen doing that a couple years ago.

trying to make it look like dog shit by going in the park.. thats just sick..

[killersofa]

I saw a man shitting in the subway. I was scarred for life

[cwaabaa]

lol i liv on a farm, so im pretty much used to standing in all kinds of poo ( green poo, brown poo, red poo, yellow poo, lumpy poo, smooth poo ect) but human poo is new to me... though my stepbrother is autistic so "that part of the house" is pretty foul. luckily only my stepmother actually ventures there

[ElectricMcrDust]

lmao..i seen a man doing that a few weeks ago, on the path right next to a main road =\

Is that the jimmy and alex podcast music thingy? im sure i recognise it from somewhere.. xD

[soypedofrito]

haha you rock.

that guy was a pig

[3873236]

Maybe he was mentally ill.

[colormekristen]

Freaking sidewalk poopers. learn some manners.

[ClumsyBumsy]

HA! That's raunchy! When I was in university we had a "Phantom Shitter" who would shit in the women's and men's bathroom corners and then write with red lipstick on the mirror saying, "The Phantom Shitter strikes again." LOL It was awful. To this day nobody knew who it was.

[stylistbrighton]

That is so gross....was he a tramp?

[choppa79]

no.. but his mum is!

lol

[stylistbrighton]

That is nasty! she is a lovely lady

[sarrycrey]

I think I feel the same way about how to comment to this video. I mean what do you say to someone who saw a man taking a you know what on the sidewalk? IDK. So this is all I wrote.

[awreslr2]

Did you say you were walking home from the "bars" or from the "baths"? LOL

[TheMeltingSnowman]

HA! What a joy that must have been to witness. Seriously, you should change the title of this video to 'Man takes shit on sidewalk', I bet the views would go through the roof.

On the subject of shit, why don't we see white jobbies (Scots for poo) lying around like in the old days? now they go from brown to black, not brown to white to dust as they once did. Ah, the good old days...

[GoHomeTed]

Hah, Oh i thought i was the only person to have experianced such a thing..... We live in GOOOODD neighborhoods, thats for sure.

[vanness5]

I once came home to see a similar scene, I looked over and said "oh great", he looked at me and said, "don't worry, I work for the city, Ill be back tomorrow to clean it up."

[rnb8220]

I think that U just have a laugh & walk away, If you're with somebody agree to never talk about it again until some reflective humor is needed

[Zipster08]

What the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in?

[Arbitrory]

I like the way the past tense of shit is shat.

[Sikosm]

haha eww gross!

how ironic u sexy piece of shit lol

[volcanickat]

hahaa I like the music in the background.

[clashloverben]

haha good video

!st one since I subscribed

[JohnsHouseofFun]

doggy doo.

[OreoLinz]

Ewh

That's disgusting.

:S

[dafttool]

Sadly, it's not just your hometown. Check out one of Mickmusing's early videos & he talks about his run in with human feces in NYC. Pretty gross and inconsiderate. Ew!!

[robyoung1]

Oh Mr basil your bloody great!!

I saw a human shit in NYC... it was, erm, interesting.

Ive tagged you in my latest video - I doubt you will care as my 1,000 pales into comparision with your numbers... but... well Im doing my best! :O)

Rob xx

[riverbasil]

I'll check it when I'm sober Rob ^_^

I'm checking these comments whilst rather intoxicated. I still have the good sense to stop right now before I write something I shouldn't. good night!

[loverlysoph]

funny - I'm intoxicated too. stop. me.

[robyoung1]

Haha, well the video isnt up yet so keep your bloody lovely australian, human shitting in the street eye out for it!

Loves ya!

Rob x

[DJE179]

shit on the sidewalk! fuck me dude thats sick.

[alicehatesyou]

Doggy doo

[BenLoka]

At least use a drain!

[Vegan007]

eeew sick....

I don't even know what I would do....doo.

[whiteandfluffy701d]

OMG what a mad and stupid man.

Or did he have no shame ????

[riverbasil]

both... no shame, nor any pants

[whiteandfluffy701d]

My that s is totaly shamefull. Humans ay lol

[gigigirl281]

Instead of him defecating on your sidewalk, perhaps you are trespassing in his giant toilet.

[hidingpearl]

Ew! Pooing in public is not acceptable! Hand him a pooper scooper.

[caithead]

first. i had to.

[Askthisguy]

lol

[EmmyPirate]

Hello Darling :)

Go on idol :P