Girls are like PS3 Controllers

[IrWaKKo]

where did you get that jacket yo?

[Lukefonfabre9]

what happened to the analogy? you title the video after it, but you don't even explain the reasoning behind it?

[Uphillsniper360]

such a stalker

[sushitaioshii]

omg i loved that kiss haha >.< that was adorable

[LUNAORANGE]

LOL the info box....."the fine art of non stalkerish stalking"

[mejle12]

@swoozie06 That hoodie Is Raw Lemme Get that!

[loveisthekiki]

Ten minuted late*tajes out watch* i wonder if she went to starbucks again xD

[DropDeaadPSN]

Yay PS3!

[PinoyPimps]

I need to switch to PS3

[MrLilkik]

I can't stop laughing

[deaderdeadbpu]

Me thinks thou doth protest to much ;) XD

[CATALIN19981]

mmhh ..she's 10 minutes late:)) I'm not a stocker:)) lol

[ModernMartian]

this didnt really talk that much about how girls are like ps3 controllers

[KlayyJayy]

@laraangelina lol

[1234erica56789]

creep ... o_O

[KlayyJayy]

@1234erica56789 He was kidding around!!

[TheMonie3523]

swoozie i wish you wer my big bro

[donthate9000]

@Pwn3dbyth3n00b so u suck either way, right?

[donthate9000]

@bmccora i just got a ps3 for christmas.

[avaboss]

"I'm not a stalker!"... "Speaking of the devil... hmm... she's 10 minutes late than usual... wonder if she went to Starbucks again..." Yeah that totally convinced me to press the like button!

[Pwn3dbyth3n00b]

YES they are. They BOTH suck.

[ErinCole1000]

ya ur tottaly not a stalker swoozie xD

[Asynix]

When people call me a stalker, I tell them that I'm just very observant.

[fgjt1]

@Asynix lool i am gonna quote you someday

[RealMenWearGreen]

sheet where do i cop a hoodie like that

[AznSwag2896xTaiK]

Lol the birds at the beginning...

[bloodsuckern]

@AznSwag2896xTaiK what fucking birds you fucking piece of shit

[Roylanalove]

Umm If I stalked you would you call the cops? :)

[OriginalCommentsInc]

Did anyone notice teh kitteh meowing at the last 20 seconds of the video?

[MrElmo121]

Sorry miss jackson woooh i am faw real never ment to make yaw dawghter cry

[Zullala]

I set my FB up especially for voyeurs (:3)

[Bieleber411Mak]

@mxrhodesjr wow, you must be a douche.

[fanousontheloose]

Hit that 1080p!

[mxrhodesjr]

Not to be offensive but, you tell these cool stories about all these bad girls but you do nothing with them. Tell a story like I smash now I have her stalking me..

[SirFailHard]

Geez, I thought those birds squawking were right outside my house

[1337EK]

you mean they get crusty under their sticks and have numerous things between their cracks? alos their inconvieneant? babahahaha nice video bro

[jigilypuffl]

oh swoozie your like the older brother i wish i had

[MrDeathThekid18]

Yo,Swoozie!!

really like your jacket!!

where did you bought that? :D

[PrototipeTV]

Some people think stalking is wrong .............. I Call Those people the Cops lol

[balfourkerri]

i like ur stuff and ur very funny. plus the stuff u say makes sense. i'm a girl sometimes i hat being a girl cause guys have this thing where they look at u and it's like they are stripping u or they can see through ut clothing. it makesme very uncomfortable and especially if ur busty ut's like a never ending story, the amount of attention u get.

[MrKiR0]

If you're a young driver and you see a white Mercedes or BMW with a young 20-ish girl driving it .... first of all there's not many ways she would have gotten it ... and SECOND, STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM IT!!!

[Kryptj]

wait howd he go from comparing grlz to controllers to him stalking ppl....nd YES YU ARE A STALKER!!!!

[485701]

sexy sweater ......

[iPatriciaaa]

I live in Florida, too, and the bird noises in the background at 0:43 got me.

[jakie4444]

Go get her bro

[kichukdave]

Shes running 10 minutes late, wonder if she went to starbucks again. cracked me up!

[SouthernBelle1807]

Captain. America... I want your jacket.

[TheUnitedBoners]

So i dont get it u never explained how girls were like ps3 controllers u just pretty much explained that u were a stalker so shouldnt this be called the ways i stalk without actually stalking

[liltnyima]

@swoozie06 wat necklace is that on ur door knob

[LiutendantJack777]

your so right dude. and im not a stalker.

[TSANT0S]

"I call those people the cops".

Win.

[KeezzyFresh]

swoozie have you ever met a random girl online and found out that you have everything in common then u find out she lives like 30 minitues away and u just hear wedding bells in your head haha

[thefirsttolastplace]

"Some people think stalking is wrong. I call those people the cops" LOL

[GMSBeast]

Keys to da Benz....

Nicki Swag? :D

[meowthchan]

if I ask a question will you answer

[WhentheworldendsWWYD]

Get your gun and shoot those damn grackles outside Jesus!

[bmccora]

I really enjoy touching the ps3 controller

[erictheencarnacion]

@bmccora Sometimes I leave the controller on my crotch when I know the dualshock is coming.

[CH1CO900]

Ha posted this up on my bday that's wats up!

[mud636]

dude! where did you get your hoodie from??

[vrttlesn]

Dude you remind of that gamer dude theTruthMvp

[PhillyGirl1]

what if she watches your videos? would that make her a stalker of the stalker? Is that stalker squared?

[SeeAlexTea]

I call it being prepared and aware (stalking) super fun though. :D

[sk8er7757]

Hey dont call it being a stalker... how about doing some "recon"

[lilboi122093]

oh shit i have the same hoodie as you :D

[juniorjzp]

i have that sweater lol =]

[OneSz999]

your editing is very good :)

[HINDUGAS]

u the best .. but in this video u did not really mention how girls are like PS3 controllers, one little thing, the rest was about u "not" being a stalker.

[DattKiddFromSTLouis]

As if going through mail isn't a ferderal offense! Haha Watch out swooz you're on the FBI watch list

[14jmshnt]

My god u r a stalker lmao

[14jmshnt]

My god u r a stalker lmao

[XxFairyGrrlxX]

What's myspace again?

[Holynotch]

Turn on Transcribe audio -.-

[juantubec]

hey im a stalker i say u shuld give me ur facebook -_-

lol jk

[ItsKermitYo]

"She's 10 minutes late." haha.

[mAg0mAN19]

i wish i could feel my girl friends analog sticks...

[Genisischarm]

Exactly. It's not being a stalker. My former beautiful best friend believed I was stalking her. She kept pestering me about it.

"Why are you following me home? You live 30 blocks away!"

Well, excuse me for trying to find my pen!

.....For over 4 months.

[Seryosin]

@Genisischarm xD lol

[mesy103]

so how u get ur job??

[TheWavebird]

Fuck I want that hoodie! •.•

[Pos3nSMil3]

No bro , that's ... that's definitely STALKING . XDDD

You're like an INTERMEDIATE STALKER ... not an AMATEUR yet not ADVANCED :D

[DeenaDianna]

Jus go up 2 her n tell her u think she's attractive.

[MrJackattack1208]

we r all stalkers a little

[mattbrvc00]

guys are like Wii-remotes

all ya have to do is shake it hard

[ghostrid3]

lol funny stuff

[izaman25]

For som reason i feel lik eatin fruit loops wen i see this vid???

[rpgtodagrill415]

What Would You Do If The Girl Called You A Stalker??

[LaVidaCafeEnt]

lmfao , WAL-MART hoodie like a boss.

[LadyGeorge117]

lol :P this is awesome

[niknty1]

Just a sprinkle of stalkerism nice unit of measurement lol :D

[uhate0iskate]

YO YOUR JACKET IS SICK YO

[ilubabex13]

Guys I hate to keep saying it but im not a stalke... mmm, speak of the devil she's running 10 minutes late. Wonder if she went to starbucks again. Not a stalker. Lmfaooo im weak

[LittleOreo22]

ok so you said not the window so wut about the mail ??? huh huh???!! XD

[TheSacarr]

NOT a stalker....right.... OH! one time I was looking up numbers to prank call and I saw this TOTAL stalker website. You just click the state/country you want and it shows who lives in what house, the address, phone numbers, email, simlar phone numbers in that area, EVERYTHING! it was crazy...ussearch.com. CRAZY!!!!!

[VmacAkaKillerSwa66]

haha i like your vids bro your fuckin funny

[pharaoh493]

haha "some people think stalking is wrong. i call those people the cops'

[lovelife4011]

Well I me your at littel funny ;) lol I like your videos

[lovelife4011]

Your growing on me I had 2 see a different video of u to think your less crazzy an kind in your own way funny

[LightboxGaming]

#LOL

[LightboxGaming]

#ROFL

[rhuber1211]

I get the "stalker" comment from a friend before. I understand what you are talking about. I call it being observant, You just rember information about that person easily. :)

[LaquansVlog]

LOL

[bnorvell11]

haha when u sed 'hhhmmm shes runing ten mintuts late. i wonder if she went to starbucks again.) i laghed sssssoooooo hard lol

[mellemud]

*Checks watch

"Mhhhhm... she is running 10 minutes late..." loooooooooool

[TheGoldBlast]

Haha 1337'th liker here ^^

[SugarChild13]

@Willibrown

Walmart. Link in the down bar

[HEJ12331]

"Some people think stalking is wrong.. i call those people the cops"

Seriously just lol'ed:D

[wilibrown]

where did you buy the hoddie, loks awsome :)

[AlexYo234]

PS3? complicated? fanboyyy

[metallica4everrr]

So what happened with the girl? :P

[swoozie06]

@metallica4everrr ~ She movedd :/

[metallica4everrr]

@swoozie06 Ahh man that sucks =/ Same thing kinda happened to me.....I moved....

[knackie2456]

@swoozie06 too bad she sounded like the Catharine Macaulay of video games X3

[wolttere]

@swoozie06 to hospital or grave ? :D

[lieghtning]

@swoozie06 i dare you to shave your mustache.

[Genisischarm]

@swoozie06

I wonder why....

Did the day before this mysterious departure go a little something like this?

Girl: "WHO IS RUMMAGING THROUGH MY MAIL?!"

Swoozie: "Uh, I just had to protect you from the possibility of the mailman tainting your mail with....evil."

Next day, she is GONE.

Hmmm....mysterious...

[Dalekfry]

@swoozie06 do u have picZzZzZ? uPlOAD um

[moneyismagic2011]

omfg i wish y life is just as aweome as urs

[babyangel931]

Dude. This is freaking hilarious! And that's some pretty great detective work! XD

[svetoflqkis]

Amazing videos swoozie :D I actually made an account just to subscribe.

[Triloh]

"For me, this is like, poetry in motion. For her, it was just like... Tuesday."

xD

Good job.

[ghost245353]

best analogy of life

[musicbyantonio]

soooo.... have yo talked to the girl? you should make a video update on this girl, try to get her man! her moving in randomly and you having that moment is a SIGN THAT YOU SHOULD NOT IGNORE!

[OseiTheWarriors]

LOL

[HendrixRules27]

Captain Kirk's woman was the Enterprise. Don't worry Swoozie, it makes sense haha. 

[eraLdcoiL]

lol daigo reference to tuesday :D

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

We all have stalkerish tendencies :p

[lyricalpraise]

"I call those people ... the Cops." i just about choked on my pasta salad at that point. Nice work, Boyo

[Mak3itShine]

I salk my crushes profile on fb haha ^^

[DSiiGNs]

you should make a vid with that new chick of urs ;D

[TheMomoBlossom]

"to me, this is poetry in motion. But to her, this is like, Tuesday."

xD hahaha i found that hilarious!

[marc49111]

HAHA!

[trinigamer1]

that jacket REALLLLLLLLLL FRESH good vid btw :D

[WildKittenRae]

It's ok Adande. Everyone has a bit of stalker in them. I am a snoop sometimes....I think I might have had a detective in my family. o.o Who knows....Lol! By the way I found you randomly earlier and have watched a lot of your videos and I love them. Also I love your name...it has a nice ring to it. :) Stay awesome!

~Rae <3

[JiiV3e]

'tor me this is a poetry in a motion and to her its like a tuesday'' awesome!

[BreezeNightingale]

Of all the people who might stalk me, I'd rather have it be you. But I'd probably still get a restraining order, just because I'd be so freaked out. Just saying.

[katsioylas]

so i can throw girls against a wall?

[Beeblez55]

I've always thought Foursquare was like HEAVEN for stalkers.....

[RedenMusik]

yes we have much at our disposal ;p you guys are to easy like u said ;p and i dont stalk guys on facebook pshhhh what?! ;pp

[HeadstrongMutt]

So, not be to total dweeb Swoozie, but like this video went from 'Girls are like PS3 Controllers' to 'It's Not Staking If You Keep Distance', or something along those lines. Jus' sayin', bro.

[1001010010plus]

Holy crap, your voice doesnt fit you at all. you kinda scared me at first infact ._.

[NishantrP]

haha bro, ur one of the few youtubers that actually talk about life, in a relate-able way :D, hahaha SUBSCRIBING

[plzcallmebabe]

gosh your such a stalker...

[LilZaih]

why is ur voice so light??

[themoolag]

PREACH SON! you are speaking the truth!

[199042]

"It's like poetry in motion and to her it's like tuesday" xD

[megamaneggaman]

@199042 im gonna use tht quote in a song.

[martz0r]

HAHA... @ 3:21... "shes running ten minutes late"

[r0ckyr0nnie]

stalkerism, my new religion

:)

[FIFAFootballer14]

chrome on white noooooo =/ lol

[ThePinkPanther83]

I know what you mean about facebook, my ex's tend to stalk me on facebook, I had to make my page private and block a few people because of it lol

[CellTK]

I love your hoodie, Captain America is easily the best Marvel superhero. I really hate how Spiderman is taking his spot as the Marvel "mascot."

[TheMegaBesat]

Is it just me that think that, that Courtny chick looks like britney spears on the last picture

[ricanmobsta7]

funny as hell bro. x}

[whatsiteverwas]

"Some people think stalking is wrong... I call those people the cops."

[alizaaquino1]

When swoozie starts talking about facebook and myspace almost like brainwashing you .... I just had to agree with him .

[GDRockstre]

"to mr this is like poetry in motion to her it's like...tuesday"

[21iunie]

what if she bumps on this video genious?...she's totally gonna think your a stalker lol

[HIshadow12]

ok how is ps3 controllers with stalking...?

[eikeldopje]

wouldn't guys be more like atari joysticks or something XD

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[JSleezit5]

Do you do parkour or free run? And before you ask they arent the same thing, may seem like it but when you learn about it they're completely different:) Ohhh, you should find a way to get the girls # then pull a I Know What You did Last Summer on her and video it. XD

[elsalbaje3051000]

guys can i ask u something in general u too adande ,i got in trouble with a really good friend,i havent alked to her in like 2 years then we strated talking and we talk like if we are together but i forgot her eye color caus ei forgot and then she got pissed off and i try covering up but i just made it worst what should i do?

[JSleezit5]

@elsalbaje3051000 Simple budd. Tell her you're sorry. But you cant just go and say it, you really gotta mean it. If you're not really sorry though then you'll figure something out:) Mann, where the cookies and shit? XD

[elsalbaje3051000]

@JSleezit5 i did but,she calmed down but when ever i dont whant to do something for her,she brings it up how do i get out of that!!

[JSleezit5]

@elsalbaje3051000 That's gotta suck. Last time I was that deep in a wrap like that it turned out all right. Thas only cause I kept kool wither though but that was my girlfriend, so im not sure how that would work in your sitch. Try to stay alert on changes inher, that's all I can say about it because I dint know what she's like. Anything else just ask:)

[elsalbaje3051000]

@JSleezit5 yup and thanks for the information dude :) andande Come onn!!

[JSleezit5]

@elsalbaje3051000 No problem. I try to help with what I can:D.

[JaylenSky]

lmao that cop bit was priceless

[ZaroacPro]

i bet if they like ps3 controlers they realy like the move controllers.

[jjjj7096]

hahahahhaha 10 minutes late musta gone to starbucks again

[TheCJStARz]

hahahado you play online??

[ssh83]

When premeditated crimes happen, it's often preluded with stalking. Stalking is like an early symptom of a future crime, which is why it's raises a red flag.

[thewhorocks524]

just want to say that I AM A HUGE FAN OF YOUR VIDEOS (and life). ever since i saw confessions of a disney employee...

[chocaholicholic]

NES controllers don't have a bunch of buttons, PS3 controllers do. Girls are complicated, guys aren't. THERE. GOSH.

you would look soo sick with corn rows!