iJustine
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  • I lost count of the amount of times I said "NONONO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!"

    Someone shoot me.

  • FFF-

  • Well, to be fair, there are, like, two things going on all at once. It's hard to piece it all together, especially if you didn't pass kindergarten.

  • ok... sooooooooooo.... just for the record.... not all female gamers are this retarded....... (most) aren't even a fraction. she should stick to her shopping and huffing nail polish remover.

  • While watching this, i like thinking that Chell is going, "WTF is this bitch doing?"

  • I love how she calls it a "walkthrough". I think "stumblethrough" would be more accurate.

  • My face is bleeding from slamming it on my desk so many times.....

  • I like how you pretend to be Total Biscuit, even though he isn't good at Portal 2 either.

  • The worst part is how wasted the games comedy is on her.

  • SHUT! UP!

  • I am embarrassed to be human..

  • I just suffered from serious brain damage.

  • Scorch82 got through harder puzzles in the game pissdrunk. iJustine cant get through the first real puzzle and she gets more hits.

    This world is unfair.

  • lobotomized quadriplegics can play video games better than her

  • my mind is melting watching this bitch playing portal

  • me and nephew are watching and he is 6, he is just sitting here shaking his head with me...

  • shes showing those guy gamers girl gamers can game just as good

  • @RoofieMann AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • @RoofieMann PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING?

  • @RoofieMann Uh, she seems to be doing the opposite really.

  • This isn't TotalBiscuit, but I really wish it was... xD

  • A normal person should know the basic concept of a portal. Walk through on end of a portal and you come out the other. You can do this with either end of the portal and it will work exactly the same. iJustine, however, is not a normal person. She is quite possibly the greatest idiot that has ever lived. The only thing that she knows is how to get the most attention possible with the least amount of effort. Example: making videos on one of 6 channels all about her failing at every game she owns.

  • @TehGamingMofo Also, I didn't use my brain to access the puzzle in this part, which took iJustine just over 10 minutes to complete, and I still got through it in about 3 minutes. So, iJustine's just that stupid that she can't complete the simplest of puzzles even when she uses all of her brain power, and, instead, completes it by complete accident. I mean, fuck! It shouldn't take 7 minutes to figure out that you need to shoot a portal by the exit and go through the other end.

  • I honestly didn't think it was possible for a person to be this stupid.

    I swear I didn't.

  • At around 7:40 was when I realized how dumb a human being could really be.

  • TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN BEFORE THE TERRORISTS GET A HOLD OF IT!

  • I feel like killing myself. that is the best form of torture ever

  • know what? I watched this video ages ago... I'm watching it again because I miss your awesome-ness voice FP...

  • Someone either needs glasses or a new brain stem.

  • @Dioxholster

    Don't make an assumption that all blondes are like that bro.

    We aren't.

  • Go in one end, come out the other. How can it possibly be that hard to fucking understand? Literally anyone would have done better than her.

  • blondes are taught early on that acting stupid gets them attention. And they love the attention and care. I do honestly believe they are capable within them to be smart, but its easier not to be and they dont need it when there are horny men around them willing to help them.

  • @Dioxholster what a bunch of bullshit. Some people happen to be stupid and blond, have you ever thought about that possibility? If your logic is right every blond woman must be that stupid. Oh god, I hate whiteknights like you who always try to find excuses for the almost mentally retarded of our society, only that mentally retared have actually an excuse for not using their brains. Also you imply that every blond woman gets attention from males. Woho, you are a retarded aswell.

  • @Daverdare I'm not sure what you meant but im gonna guess that you didnt like something i said about blondes. Yes not all blondes are stupid, some of them happen to be physicists and doctors, but ijustine is not that type of blonde, having said that im impressed by how she does the technical aspects of her videos and she does give some thought to her videos a little. She couldve been better, playing games and acting stupid to attract nerds is not helping.

  • @Dioxholster no, I did not talk about blondes, I am talking about your stupid assumption that is just a plain claim without any credibility. She doesn't play the stupid idiot, people were enraged when they saw her portal videos and she got tons of downvotes. If she would have only "acted" she could have easily be a little bit smarter in the following videos. It didn't happen, she failed miserably. Also, the technical aspect is not that difficult, I have experience with that.

  • I hate attention whores

  • well that's 10 minutes of my life wasted, but at least she learns her lesson at the end

  • This is true torture.

    "I need a help button, I need a help button!"

    She should play Mega man X on the SNES

    Maybe she might learn common sense there

  • Fucking...win...totalbiscuit is a fucking moron too btw. I speak for every brit i cluding myself that totalfucktard is a buscuit, i mean fucktard. Hes not even posh english yet tries to sound it and he plays up to extremely outdated british stereotypes in order to gain an american audience. The difference he is that FP plays up to it whilst TB genuineky believes himself to be posh, i mean what fucktard calls himself the cynical BRIT?

  • "Oh hey I'm so retarded! Maybe you'll forget this ever happened if I imply I'll do sexual things with you if you do?"

  • THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A HEADLESS RAT GOING THROUGH A MAZE!

  • HAHAHA SHE PLAYS ON XBOX HAHAHAHA

  • @hermest99 IT'S ALWAYS PORTAL AND ON XBOX

    FUCK

  • *face desk over and over again* WHY WHY WHY!? My IQ dropped just from watching her play!

  • OH GOD MY BRAIN BLEEEEEEDS!!!!

  • Wow. I love the narrator's voice. It's quite rare to hear a voice like that.

    Seriously, nice job on that.

  • @skyrax try wathing totalbiscuit

  • "Can we just forget that happened?" DEAR LORD I WISH I COULD

  • Honestly Tobuscus is more stupid every second or so we hear *stupid man child giggle* I am so AHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I am so great *man child giggle*

  • She makes me so angry. JS.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have found someone dumber then Wheatley

  • attention whore

  • 2:31 "If you're standing up, SIT. THE FUCK. DOWN." best quote ever.

  • I can name somebody 100x worse than iJustine. How about MeganLeeHeart, who plays COD on her gaming channel and dies every 5 or 10 steps she makes then laughs about how much she sucks. Not to mention, she has like 4 or 5 channels where she tags other users videos who have over a million views. Ever heard of reply girls? Girls who wear skimpy outfits and leach off of other peoples views by pointing you to their videos.

    I fucking hate Megan.

  • ijustine makes me want to strangle people. And I'm a pretty patient person. So you can see how much she makes me want to slam my keyboard. And I haven't played Portal 2. I've seen some gameplay footage and let's plays of it but even I could figure this out. If I played this game not knowing what portal was, and if I was mentally handicapped I would STILL figure this puzzle out. Hell, I could beat this game faster than her.

  • If I ever make a video game, I'd hire you to voice act every single character.

  • I bet iJustine is one of those people who talk during movies. I bet she is also one of those people who can't solve a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle.

  • 2:55, arrows pointing to the right. Where did she look first.. you guessed it, Yep not right.. Sigh.

  • What baffles me is the fact that it took her 3 seconds to figure out the arrows meant turn right.

  • @Pllumbknuckle I really hope you're talking about Ijustine, otherwise I feel sorry for you.

  • FUCK. YOU.

  • Ohhh pissed off british voices, you crack me up...

  • Stupid girl, why would you play the second one before the first? The very first scene in Portal 1 gives you a good long look at Chell because of the way the portal is set up.

  • 2:55 Did she just look left when an arrow was explicitly pointing right?

    Guys, I think she really might have mental problems.

  • Around the six minute mark I began clutching my head in rage.

    At "I whip my Portal back and forth" I yelled "OH MY GOD".

    First time I've done either of those in reaction to a fucking video.

  • Lessee:

    Blatant dramatic attention whoring

    Intentional stupidity to pad out her videos so she can make more money

    Blatant dramatic attention whoring

    Blatant dramatic attention whoring

    Attention whoring

    Whore

  • I love the commentator so much. Not iJustine.

  • No.....NO NO NO NONONONONONONONON FUCKKKKK, PLEASE , tell me she was being stupid on purpose. PLEASE SOMEBODY.

  • i dont think ijustine should made fun off becuase she plays on easy or that it took her 5 mins to slove the Easiest puzzle in portal 2 (although if your that bad at video games you shouldn't be making lets play's anyway) she should be made fun off because she is such an attention WHORE!

  • @INTERNETRULES34:

    How about we do both and have fun with it?

  • @DinerSals sure

  • Why did she even bother uploading that 9 minute attempt? Seriously, why did she proudly display her stupidity for the whole internet to see?

    ... Oh right, $

  • This woman is incapable of thinking with portals...

    ... *This woman is incapable of thinking.

  • I watched iJustine before she got her "fame." She was better...but still awfully bad/hard to watch.

    Now that you've shown me this, I'm losing even more hope in humanity. This was so painful and only made slightly more bearable by your humour. I hate you/thank you at the same time for this.

  • This video made my blood pressure raise significantly.

  • Oh god this is physically painful to watch, make it stop make it stop! WEASLEY, GLADOS! KILL HER PAINFULLY! PLEASE!

  • @RawrRemixes:

    Nope.avi

  • I sat through this.

    Justine is amazing.

  • @RawrRemixes You're on the wrong video.

  • @newyoikmabsta No, sir, You're replying to the wrong person.

  • How can anyone forget 6min of..of that!?!?

  • WHY PLAY PORTAL 2 IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED PORTAL 1 OMFG

  • @Chongazz

    Because it was a recently released game at the time and she wanted to play something popular. Also, you can still understand the story pretty well without playing the first one, and all the tutorials are still there, so it's not really a problem.

    I would still recommend playing the first one, though, just because it's not very long and it's worth it.

  • Thank you sir, for showing me this. I just flagged her profile, not saying it's a suggestion, just saying..

  • i like iJustine and i find it hilarious when people troll on her. haha

  • @NicksXboxGaming Your name says it all.

  • @NicksXboxGaming You say that like it's a good thing, you managed to insult your own intelligence congrats.

  • @jasonbladex Clearly, you and the guy below have been misunderstood. I just simply said that i "like" iJustine, didn't say i was a hardcore fan or whatever, i just simply like her. Do i get offended when people hate or "troll" on her? No. Now, you're welcome for understanding.

  • @NicksXboxGaming you LIKE ijustine. we're all TROLLING or HATING on her. all was understood, no regrets. seems douchy to not like a fan of hers I know.

  • Fucking awesome comantary by the over voice guy "FUCK YOU IJUSTICE FUCK YOU"!!!!!

  • That's low when you can't even deserve to play xbox...

  • The iJustine version of this game should have a blonde female character. It'd explain a LOT

  • "Can we forget that just happened?"... no after wasting so much time of my life, I don't think you deserve a long painful death. Hell, I don't think you even deserve to exist. Just stop.

  • I've never felt this kind of anger before.

  • Watched her first 2 videos.. I really hope that shes a troll.. :| it would be hard to believe that such a human being exists and that she makes money off that.

  • You should be a voice actor.

  • Dat IQ...

  • I love your voice.

    

  • I whip my portal back and forth.

  • OH.... GOD.....

    Still, calling her a retard is pretty harsh and offensive..

  • @Purufufuru You're right.

    Calling her retarded is an insult to retards.

  • I think it happened to us all at least once, where we were just stuck in a puzzle and the solution was so incredibly simple. I see that she didn't grasp the concept of portals fully because she never bothered to walk through the orange portal in the first 7 minutes.

    I'm not enraged by this, nor will I call her names, but I'm amused. Still, nothing beats the guy who needed 30 minutes to find the secret entrance to Hyrule Castle in A Link to the Past.

    I don't really like her character, though.

  • I was so excited at 9:00 that she would accidentally figure out the puzzle.

    And then she fired a portal at her feet.

  • She can't be this stupid. I mean, even if she was, she could always, I don't know, re-record the segment with her doing it right, or cut to her solving the puzzle... >.< But we all know her idiocy is an act... or is it? O.O

  • i'm having a stroke

    oh my gdo

    this is the saddest thing

  • you are torturing us by this. but your watching it yourself.

  • How could she even upload that kind of video?

  • i want to cry

  • Does this chick even have a brain? Ugh.

    Glad Toby is rid of her.

  • This game requires the use of your brain to complete.

    You can see why ijustine has trouble with this game.

  • That's why women shouldn't play games and instead be in the fucking kitchen. That's why the 50s were so great. There weren't any women to fuck shit up.

  • @BehindTheWallOfDoom There also weren´t any video games

  • @DeDuniel1 We would have had them without women ruining them.

  • Excuse me, don't think we are ANYTHING like that fucking idiotic cum bucket! She is a disgrace to gamer women everywhere! I may be a picky gamer and I may not be the smartest at completing all the side quests of Assassin's Creed or the quickest to fuck up Ganondorf's face more than it already is and save Princess Zelda, but at least I know how to fucking stop what I'm doing and look around! So don't you dare think that all women can't play video games worth shit! I could take any of you on.

  • Assassin's Creed, Fable, Legend of Zelda, Okami, Elder Scrolls, any fucking day of the week, I'd take you on. I may not get a better time then you, but at least I'd prove and I'm not a dumb fuck like iJustine.

  • @HerushinguNoTenshi

    >Responds to prejudice

    >successfulltroll.jpg

    You've just been trolled. Now you can say you're no longer a virgin of the internet.

  • @HerushinguNoTenshi Now make me a sammich.

  • Filthy swine.

  • the clacking of the xbox controller hurts my ears

  • How is it possible to be this retarded?

  • wow. ^^'

  • -_-'

  • The jokes just FLY OVER HER HEAD

  • That indeed is a fantabular voice.

  • The worst part is that this same puzzle was in the first game. This whole first part of the game was meant to refresh your memory. It looks like she didn't even bother to play Portal 1.

  • Sir, your voice is pure audio gold. It's the only thing that makes this bearable in any way. :D

  • This just goes to show that some women are so stupid that they are only good for their pussies.

  • this is indeed torture..god damnit I want to wring her neck

  • @Jackalofdeath Son, we here in civilization like to pay attention to the WORDS he says, not the fact that he's TALKING or the fact that he has a BRITISH ACCENT. I know you probably just typed your shitheaded opinion on a whim and gave it no further thought, but I really feel the need to tell you how jarringly oligophrenic I consider you to be.

  • @panameadeplm ROFL im not even going to read that. I'm not your son. you're a cunt bitch trying to act hard on the net lol.

  • @Jackalofdeath Uh, okay.

  • @Jackalofdeath Hi iJustine

  • She's blonde.

  • I really don't see what the big deal is. Sure, she took a really long time to figure out a simple puzzle. However, it was really because she roadblocked herself in her thinking and was too frustrated and/or self-conscious to think outside the box. Certain puzzles always seem counterintuitive to certain people. Granted, this is only the 2nd video of her gameplay I've watched. I find her very sexy, but if the Mortal Kombat gameplay really is that bad, I will be rather disappointed.

  • 7:25 YES!

    7:30 NOOO!

  • I have this fun drinking game where I go on to her videos and every time she does something that makes me want to murder her, I drink.

    I'm going to fucking die.

  • @Aepotheosis Jeeze man, better get to a hostpital asap

  • at 7:26 omg she got it :D

    at 7:36 RAGE Y U SO STUPID WOMAN!!?!?!?

  • 9:32

    "Oh my god, I'm embarassed"

    Yeah... you and the rest of the human race...

  • I didn't think that by watching this video, that I could be so embarrassed for someone else, on behalf of the entire female population.

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  • PLUS 10 TO BEING FUCKING STUPID

  • pretty good totalbiscuit you got there buddy.

  • She sounds so pathetic. She just needs to go back to elementary school and learn common sense (WHICH YOU ARE FREAKING BORN WITH!!!)

  • I think one of my kidneys shut down halfway through...

  • Why is U.S.A not using this to gain information from terrorists.......

  • I cannot watch this video without laughing until I cry. Congratulations, good sir.

  • I WANT YOUR VOICE!!!

  • "This brings us to the definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

  • This video is 100 percent true.

  • My face during this entire video: Ò △ Ô

    Seriously I... I... Is she... is she pretending??!

  • sorry my brain died a bit after watching this video...

  • average time to complete time to complete the first level of Portal 2 : 1minute

    ijustine's time : 10:15

  • Also, i think i lost a few of my brain cells.

  • All you need is a Monicle, a Top Hat, and a fancy mustache, unless you already have one. Then you will be the fanciest mann on earth.

  • Why do you even watch iJustine? This is the first time I have every watch iJustine and I'm so glad I avoided it up until now. Thank you good sir.

  • 7:28 "OMFG SHE FINALLY GO-, no wait... WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

  • Idk how the fuck she ever got through college

  • @ManOfJustice21 Blowjobs.

  • This video is hilarious ahahahaha; Awesome mic quality.

  • .... I have to announce that your video torture  has been successful...

  • I went from knowing how to do this puzzle to being confused.

  • This was refreshing, made me feel tip-top.

  • Amazing Totalbiscuit voice mate, even though it didn't sound exactly like him.

  • She shames female gamers worldwide :/

  • We'll never forget it happend, ijustine. Never.

  • I like your voice. Were you trying to sound like Q?