Yo Mama Jokes

[mimicp2008]

yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone

[koalazarelegit]

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

[MrsFever4Bieber1]

That was...? You guys dont know any good ones.

Yo mama so dirty, when she went to the beach she brought her own crabs.

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats crisco.

Yo mama's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe its not butter.

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so smelly she made speedstick slow down.



[JamesSkullWielder]

Yo Momma so dumb she called the puzzle makers sayin' her puzzles were BROKEN. lol XD

[xXxCutiePie84xXx]

is it just me or in ever single one of his videos i can hear tory.

[xxhAiLeY808xx]

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

[NeonDinoProd]

Yo mama so stupis she stole a free sample. yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.

yo mama so stupid she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store.

[RubysTUTORials2]

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a toilet the toilet said

" A B C D E F G GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!"

xD

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

good jokes , i remember that wookie one lol cool

[iLuvChuux3]

Yo mama

Is so fat

When she jump

She got stuck

Bitch.

Hah. You're not a female dog!

[ladygaga7195]

YO SISTER TORY SO PRETTY SHE DIDN'T WIN THE UGLY CONTEST

[GoWithTheColours3]

you copied tory.

[kayenaatismeexoxo]

@GoWithTheColours3 OMG!

So what!?!?!

There siblings

[TheInkSplodge]

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so greasy, chip shops buy oil from her.

Yo moma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama is so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama is so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

[berrytwister]

yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks :) yo mama is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids drive away and she said twinke come back!!!

[nayliebear]

yo mama so ugly she wants to express her uglieness in the toilet

[xxforeversallisxx]

Yo mama...

is so poor people rob her house for practice

is so ugly that they use her to clear out night clubs at closing time

is so fat when she floated on the ocean spain claimed her

is so old moses was in her high school yearbook

[veann09]

Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from McDonald's is the door.

[rematina123]

yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

yo mamas so stupid when the doorbell rang she opened the microwave

yo mamas so fat that when she was passing by the t.v. i missed 3 commercials

yo mamas so fat, to get her thu a door you need 10 people pushing her from theback, 10 people pulling from the front, and one person carring a twinkey in the front

[thebluemanatee]

yo mama so old her face is in the history books

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach a whale jumped out of the water and sang "we are family! even though you're fatter than me!"

yo mama so fat that you have to butter the doorway and put a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

[xxsineadxx2009]

your moma's so old she thinks jesus is HOT STUFF!!!!! :D

your moma's so poor someone threw a ciggrette butt in her trash can nd all the cockroches started singing 'Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Thank the lord cause we got heat!! :D

[Breemi16]

yo mama's so fat she walked by the TV and you missed all the commercials!

[MadiTheWriter]

your mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!

[ISparkle97]

That chair is awesome!!! Where'd you get it?????? please respond!

[jbandcbsupport1]

yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she died yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the coutch yo momma so fat she went to jenny craig and jenny craig said sorry we dont do mircales

[xPrincessBeauty]

yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a fish by drowning it. 

[SafariGirls]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

[livelovemakeup248]

your so ugly that when she dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littereing!

[xXIMeowIXx]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

[xXIMeowIXx]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

[xXIMeowIXx]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

[xXIMeowIXx]

*Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

*Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

*Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

*Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

*Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

[xXIMeowIXx]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[xXIMeowIXx]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

[xXIMeowIXx]

yo mama so stupid when they told her to pay attention she said" how much?' lol that one is old..:)

[xXIMeowIXx]

yo mama so fat that fat people looked at her and laughed:) lol

[Angelpup26]

 ***YOU MAMMA SO FAT*** ***SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPPED OUT!***

[rocki9898]

your moma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?!"

[lovexrenn]

le copiaron al 'uuuh que tu mama'

[xAlexaXSupermac18x]

yo mama's so ugly the mirror broke.

[Rachvids2]

haha i love yo mama jokes(;

[TommyTonic10]

No homo btw

[TommyTonic10]

Your chair is so cool that I'm going to come to your house and jack you for it in the night.......

[virtualunicorncookie]

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight

Yo momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

[Peace5762]

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach wearing a blue bikini a whale came up and said : WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME!

[virtualunicorncookie]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

[nicolegarn]

yo momma is so stupid, she triped over a cordless phone. ohhhh.

[TameliaLikesYou]

I love the your mom is soo skinny when she turns she's disappears.

LMFAOOO, HAHAAA.

[hiyabritters]

yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.

[AlainaKoala]

Yo mamma so fat, she saw a bus and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!"

[cheerfreak4693]

Yo mamaa's so dumb she bought a dvd on how to fix your Dvd playerr ! ohh ,,... Son .

[alayner14]

*Yo mama's so dumb when the doorbell rang she opened the microwave, and said I don't remember cooking anything.

*Yo mama's so fat and dumb that when she saw a school bus, she ran after it yelling TWINKIE

*Yo mama's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

*Yo mama's so old that when she farts, dust comes out her butt.

*Yo mama's so ugly that when she stares out the window, people call the cops for mooning them.

*Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down

[MickeyCamp11]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I am definatly using some of these!

[kp23productions]

Yo mama so stupid she died of starvation locked in a grocery store

[TalissaHiebert]

haha your facial expressions when u say your "yo mama" jokes are awesome :D 

[TheRealTheKy]

DUDEE HAHAH xD your sister must have told you about the collab me and tory are doing?? [=

[catsstarsandwishes]

Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. :)

[Breemi16]

yo mama's so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!

[yoitsmejamie]

i have one...

yo mama is so fat she got baptised at sea world.

yeah, you might not get it. kbye.

[shanicestudios]

you mama is so fat she got cheats for wii fit.

[shanicestudios]

you mama is so fat she got cheats for wii fit

[TheBrunette805]

you shouldve said "yo momma's so fat she sat on an iPhone ans created the iPad lol (:

[veann09]

I have one!!

Yo mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from McDonald is the door.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steeped on an I pod touch, It turned into an I pad

[veann09]

@veann09 oops i mean TWO

[Pinkynose499]

"yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death" plz use that one <3 lol

[CinnamonBlast]

Cute!

[RainbowxZebra1248]

haha 

[dancrr0]

Your adorable. <333