Man Hancock would be such a effective hero. '" Hey boy you better not steal or i am gonna shove your head up someones ass ". Crime rates would plummet down.
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
Lol I remember renting Hancock and watching it with my brothers... We watched the opening scene, my brother saw him fly in the air, I was drinking Mountain Dew, he screamed "HOBO MAGIC!!!" and I ended up burning the inside of my nose O_o
One of the most stupid parts of the movie was where the inmates surround him with the intention of performing the "inmate initiation rites"... DON'T THESE GUYS KNOW WHO HE IS?!?
Eh no... This film was ruined when the lady showed up with powers. And it didnt even showed any origin between those two just some retarded stuff of Will Smith beating up himself to save the stupid bitch. And I didnt even saw some action or strong villains fighting Will Smith. So I'm not even going to see the sequel. I might rent it when it comes out but I wont see it in the Theaters.
Dude you are funny...lololol
TheMr05A88 4 days ago
I think his name should of been HAWK. because
1. it sounds like hancock
2. (spoiler alert) at the end there was a hawk flying with him.
oddboy18 2 months ago
Sounds like Ben Stiller
GravoGaming 3 months ago in playlist theguywithglasses
Chester as a car salesman is the most disturbing thing I've seen recently and I'm not sure why.
avatarkairi 4 months ago
Man Hancock would be such a effective hero. '" Hey boy you better not steal or i am gonna shove your head up someones ass ". Crime rates would plummet down.
AxxelV 4 months ago
beware of spoilers
codytheutfan 6 months ago
/watch?v=3B386mxzaJs&feature=feedlik
Ichiboddd 6 months ago
19 people need to be shoved up people's asses. Plus they need to stop ripping on NC/Bum/TGWTG....seriously get a life!
Coffelover28 6 months ago
Seriously though "hancock" wasnt that bad? Now I know the critic smokes crack
greyknight7 6 months ago
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that's That Guy, that's Chester.
CrimsonFox36 8 months ago
Why Does He Remind Me Of RvB Caboose? :/
SonicHalo12345 11 months ago
@SonicHalo12345 HELLLL TO THE FREAAKING YES, WHERE THA FUCK IS TUCKER?
blatantlyable 6 months ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
shadow7dragon6 1 year ago
or footpenis :)
CommanderSnowman 1 year ago
more like handick
is my humor of tgwtg level yet
Timic83amv 1 year ago
@Timic83amv He changed it to Handvagina.
Linksminion 1 year ago
@Timic83amv Keep practicing, im sure youll get there someday! :D
LordManda2 10 months ago
@Timic83amv get...a...mother...fucking...LIFE!!!!!!
kingdomheartsfan0 6 months ago
AHHH CATALACS!!!!
KillerAcorn0910 1 year ago
Avast Your Bum
SkorpioWut 1 year ago
2:21 Chester has issues, he should have thrown nuclear bombs at them
emeraldthechao174 1 year ago
Lol I remember renting Hancock and watching it with my brothers... We watched the opening scene, my brother saw him fly in the air, I was drinking Mountain Dew, he screamed "HOBO MAGIC!!!" and I ended up burning the inside of my nose O_o
xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx 1 year ago 4
So he's like...
DIIIIIIIIIIE
Awwwww
DIIIIIIIIIIE
Awwwww
TheWtfanime 1 year ago 4
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I'm guessing this was supposed to be funny-__-
sokrzy619 1 year ago
@sokrzy619
Sometimes the Bum Reviews are hit and miss. It honestly depends on the movie.
AndrewDeLong 1 year ago
@sokrzy619
I'm guessing you're just trying to attract attention.....dick.
OohCullen 1 year ago
@OohCullen yup :D
sokrzy619 1 year ago
Does anyone know what the music is in the beginning?
SCGod2010 1 year ago
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This sucks.
Sconz32 1 year ago
He looks like a pirate.
Gatorguy006 1 year ago
I effing love the bum
megahappypinkskitty 1 year ago 7
"Hi, Chester Alfred B. Can I intrest you in a cadilac?" I'm listening....
RedDragonM1 1 year ago 14
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this guy is so fucking unbelievably annoying
baldymort1 1 year ago
@baldymort1 then why are you watching it?
MisterPolaristo 1 year ago
Chester Alfred B.
Vanoc93 1 year ago 5
Hancock becomes the new super hero Hancock, that is win
pokesonicfan746 1 year ago
holy shit what??>??? o.0
psiop7 1 year ago
One of the most stupid parts of the movie was where the inmates surround him with the intention of performing the "inmate initiation rites"... DON'T THESE GUYS KNOW WHO HE IS?!?
Hairysteed 2 years ago
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L2 be more vulgar in your shit. Like the AVGN.
DTIshagrathxI 2 years ago
I made a lot of jokes about the title of this movie...
Thought the sequel qould be "Hancock 2: Footpenis".
SGFAZ 2 years ago
wow, so your stealing material that isn't even funny in the first place...dumbass
sourfin 2 years ago
0:59
Doug, you look like Jack Nicholson.
ninjawraith17 2 years ago 5
@ninjawraith17 omg he does. hahaha
rawrimaprick 2 years ago
finally, A FUNNY GUY THAT'S LIKE ME!!
curtithird 2 years ago
so the "A" stands for Alfred, intemaresting
sasukeblowsme 2 years ago
lol
Pekoautika 2 years ago
I'm surprised that the Bum didn't make any "handcock" jokes.
supergub1 2 years ago 8
I expected one too
lonesomepoetxi 2 years ago
@supergub1
so did i
The343Player 2 years ago
We definitely need more BUM Superheroes!!!
arrestedeveloper 2 years ago 8
I didn't really like that movie...
but good review Chester A. Bum
mellwithacapitalm 2 years ago
He's a little over the top for me. I like it, though.
Ganman33 2 years ago
He's supposed to be over the top.
lucariofan508 2 years ago 2
GOD IT IS FUNNY WITH THE OPENING
bubbajimmy8 2 years ago 2
Except hitting small children...I always pick on the bigger ones
ZoomingDakota 2 years ago 5
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ehehehehehe.... HAND-COCK!
rcflight13 2 years ago
1:26-1:35
That SHOULD'VE been the Dark Knight movie. The film was good, but overrated.
VerySourLemon 2 years ago 2
your going in an ass!
lol
RT96090 2 years ago 2
lol 1:29 roflmao
someone6878 2 years ago
WE NEED MORE BUM SUPER HEROS
narfire214 2 years ago 9
CHHHAAAAAAAAANGEEEE!!!
YoshixRIOT 2 years ago 16
LMAO Green Lantern
Ramonesfan990 2 years ago
hahaha we need more bums lmao
Ramonesfan990 2 years ago 5
oh my god ive just seen the gratist review of my LIFE!
CrittersRule247 2 years ago 9
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ppl will like u more if u yell less..
afiqsince86 2 years ago
bum is nostaligic criting
bobaneko 2 years ago
The greatest year for heroes, 2008!!!! (iron man, Dark Knight, and Hancock) P.S.this was bril'
lewa3910 2 years ago 4
Hmm..... interesting note. I don't know or care who gave you a thumbs down vote; I'm giving you a thumbs up buddy! ;D
BulletShootingGuys 2 years ago
The Joker would be like, "I'm going to kill everybody."
And Batman is like, "You're going inside an ass!"
newyy1 2 years ago 111
Auuughsplat.
The end!
Lluvio3 2 years ago
Cool!
vic12300 2 years ago
i only pick on the big one's lol and also THATS WHAT SHE SAID
JOEYJORDISON666MAD 2 years ago
I could die happy watching this stuff laughing my ass off while dying from laughing to0 much. XD
IggyHazard 3 years ago
you sond like caboose
puglovers 3 years ago 2
haha "thats it your going up an ass." lolz
Saiyomi3Choji 3 years ago 2
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stupid
iLaviUS 3 years ago
Is Chester A. Bum the Nostalgia Critic dressed up like a Bum? O.o
Overpoweredandbored 3 years ago 2
yes
xile87 2 years ago
are you serious? of course he is,you can't see that is NC?
zoljaman 2 years ago
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Holy piss is this guy annoying.
Bloodletter8 3 years ago
He don't have glasses but hes still awesome :D
pussytroll 3 years ago
Eh no... This film was ruined when the lady showed up with powers. And it didnt even showed any origin between those two just some retarded stuff of Will Smith beating up himself to save the stupid bitch. And I didnt even saw some action or strong villains fighting Will Smith. So I'm not even going to see the sequel. I might rent it when it comes out but I wont see it in the Theaters.
Deadshot089 3 years ago 2
you do know he is beeing ironic, right?
Xeflil 3 years ago 2
I know, im just giving my opinion of Hancock.
Deadshot089 3 years ago
ok, then its cool =P
Xeflil 3 years ago
you have been tagged
Sraveendran01 3 years ago
Someone needs to make a Youtube poop with nothing but "DRAAAAHH EEEEUUUHHH DRAAAAHH EEEEUUUHHH!!!" for 10 whole minutes!
noobkingthethird 3 years ago
look at this boys eyes
damn!
bahahahahahaha
hilarity at its best.
reppahhh 3 years ago
Hi, Jester Alfred B. Can I intrest you in a Cadillac?
Totally out of nowhere. Just loving this guy
jakroth 3 years ago
Yeah, that was hilarious.
And, it's Chester.
Dimizor 2 years ago
hahahaha
SephirosB 3 years ago
this guy is AWSOME!!!
weirdlittlekid 3 years ago
whats the beggining song
yoshimasterleader 3 years ago
errrah!
weebull16 3 years ago
whats the theme song called
yoshimasterleader 3 years ago 2
All I know is it's by Mozart.
Goku3388 3 years ago
lol dark night should have been made by him
zevvay 3 years ago 6
You're going inside an ass! The End!
Headbanger142 3 years ago 14
that thing he says at 0:50 is just disgusting!
hauk93 3 years ago
"You're going inside an ass!
AAAH!
The End!!"
LMAO!!
velociraptor110 3 years ago 9
hahaha!
this is great!
freakingevilgenius 3 years ago
I agree more superheroes need to shove other peoples heads up other peoples assess LOL!!!
TheSnipersAim 3 years ago 69
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
MyNameIsHesperus 3 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
sophiesnake 3 years ago
LMAO this is freaken awesome!
fishdolly 3 years ago