Moleman's Magical Monster Marvels From Mordor: The Hands-Down Most Epic Scary Story Evar Told

[TheTristen]

a spongebob fan made this.

[Juggasarusrex]

bye Bye butt faced nigger faggots hahahaha

[GloriousOtaku]

3:24 - 3:29 lol

"He was a sick pervert" XD

Jabba the hut

[o0gman0o]

at 4:45 when he says "the others" it always scrambles my brain when i listen to this on headphones

[dominoesandtin]

@o0gman0o I know

[MCCRACKHOUSE]

this is the shit! i love it!

[Humbledingify]

the music the begins at 00:37 "March of the Ants". It's production music that is used in various cartoons, such as "Ren and Stimpy". Just so everyone knows. ;)

[dominoesandtin]

who's narrating in the beginning before irving cuts in

[molemanninethousand]

@dominoesandtin Dameathook, a Youtube user who narrates the stories himself.

[dominoesandtin]

@molemanninethousand then were did benny come from



[molemanninethousand]

@dominoesandtin "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream".

[superpheonixfire]

My goodness, the raisin in the sun thingy was gold.

[jalopotan]

i laughed when ...i always laughed "and then he ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran all the way from texas to california"

[Xbalanque84]

@7:00 I fucking died! XD

[k2w897561]

The bloode cow fell down the and I got my beretta and killd

[yoshu2]

George s irving has funny looking cheeks. Looks like that creepy guy driving the ice cream truck down my street everyday.

[presidentsabo]

hey gabe! its sabrina natalie and amelia from the beach today. this is really good. xo

[molemanninethousand]

@presidentsabo OMG Hi!

[Hauntzor]

Also, I finally get the jokes in this poop; most of them are from the game "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream." My favorite is still the Yellow Rapist, because in the game, Ellen is raped by a man in a yellow jumpsuit xD

[clockwerk35]

I laughed my ass off the entire way through I especially love the Raisin in the Sun in the beginning lol XD

[pratttan]

I watched the whole thing without a smile.

Then, at the end, I laughed my ass off

[Hlhud]

Wait a minute, if the Yellow Rapist is heading toward the South Pole, wouldn't that sort of limit the range of his villainy? What's he going to do, bother a bunch of penguins with bad jokes?

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"Geez; you don't have to cry about it."

*sweat drop*

[clockwerk35]

lol finally someone agrees that the guy from :00-:07 voice is not scary it IS FUCKING Retarted!!!

[Hauntzor]

The picture at 0:30 made my penis jump back into my pelvic bone.

Seriously, that was goddamned scary and it was ANIMATED, I mean fucking Christ!!

[1227CGanimated]

that guy in the suit looks like john stamos

[jalopotan]

the welcoming...DEAD\

xD

[legh101]

this is fucking awesome

[theitmoo2]

U sir are king

[imortal2demon1]

How can you have gay sex with a woman?

[molemanninethousand]

@imortal2demon1 If you mean 5:28, he says "Kinky", not "gay".

[wayne388]

George Irving is such a badass!

Also, this earns you a sub and a fave. :D

[wayne388]

"They were watching 'A Raisin in the Sun.'" That made me burst into laughter. Awesome mixing!

[carpeteater12]

god I frekin hate that movie, a raisin in the sun, had to watch that for school -.- I'm so glad you ripped on it lol. as for the rest..I can't even put into words how amazing it was!!!! 0_0

[yaoipigglet]

YOUR SICK



[sm2142]

1:43 What is that song? I LOVE IT!

[molemanninethousand]

@sm2142 I forget the name, but it's public domain music from SpongeBob.

[Humbledingify]

"Go throw yourself in the fire yooooooooouuu miserable Nazi faggots!"

[Hlhud]

Wait a minute. So Harold jumped through a brick wall, ran all the way from Texas to California and throughout Mexico, and shouted to Thomas and Alfred all the way from wherever he ended up. Why is this guy not a superhero? Nananananananana nananananananana Har-old!

[yoshu2]

i was gonna ask to borrow bayonetta...but im not sure now :S

[TheShadowstepGuy]

Hey, what's the name of the track that starts somewhere around 7:50?

[molemanninethousand]

@TheShadowstepGuy It's the music from the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3.

[artoodiitoo]

ahaha very fitting title! XD

[SailorMars768]

"OOOH motherfucker what have you done, you stupid son of a bitch!"

[Hlhud]

A lot of things get thrown into the fire in this movie. :P

[BR3IF]

The rape made my cry...laughing...

[MamaLuigiMaster]

Tomservo approves!

[Hlhud]

I can't decide which my favorite part was: when Harold ran forever or when Lotso showed up. XD

[molemanninethousand]

@Hlhud Lotso, hands down.

[TheOtherAerodeth]

He wanted to SCREAM, but of course, he could not.

[carpeteater12]

xD epic! more

[superpheonixfire]

That animation at the beginning was the scariest thing I saw in the past few hours.

[noisepuppet]

The escape of the yellow rapist is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.

[sexhaie]

i'll be honest, i was watching this last night and got a little paranoid at 9:04 but then i laughed my ass off when i saw it was ganorga XD

[sm2142]

LMAO!!! aw man this is the funniest sh*t EVAR!!! my sides hurt!

[Blahdalizer]

Benny was molemanninethousand's Marry Sue

[YurisDisciple]

I love how you put in that little bit about your personal masturbation life. Most halarious thing I ever herd on Youtube so far.

[Ninji5]

"UUCCCHHHHHHHHHHH...he said"

[avojaifnot]

I nearly died when Lotso appeared.

[molemanninethousand]

@avojaifnot Well consider yourself lucky. Most people who are unfortunate enough to cross paths with him DO die, and for those who survive it's always a close shave.

[Xenomorph237]

@molemanninethousand I couldn't stop laughing. You have to make a part 2 or something. because this shit is way to funny. I showed it to my friend and he couldn't stop laughing after the rape scene.

[molemanninethousand]

@Xenomorph237 A sequel is a no-go for the time being as far as my working schedule goes, but If you want more you should check out Tomservo3's video response to this, which features Benny after I requested he appear in it.

And if you haven't heard of Tomservo3 before, you absolutely MUST check him out. HE was the first one to make audio poops of the Scary Stories books; this video was made as a tribute to HIM.

[moo5009]

Oh... the visuals... they're so distinct...

[Deadmau5x420]

Lol. Rape scene. Brilliant, just brilliant.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

*applause* Bravo, sir. This was positively hilarious.

[Or4ANGEpm]

HOLY HELL!

Best fucking ten minutes of my life!

[popsickle59]

elite getting killed at 0:07. classic

[molemanninethousand]

@popsickle59 You mean Elite from Halo? Well I got that sound from Soundbible, I thought it was just generic. If it is from Halo I was completely unaware.

[popsickle59]

@molemanninethousand yea I'm pretty sure. It's all good tho.

[penguinsftw7]

@molemanninethousand What is the movie at 1:10?

[molemanninethousand]

@penguinsftw7 A Raisin in the Sun! It says so in the video!

[BATASHALACKA]

Dude... issues. Still not the most messed up thing I've seen/heard on youtube

[TaffyAlpha]

The Best part of the rape scene is 5:41

[molemanninethousand]

@TaffyAlpha Um, are you okay sir? 0_o

[TaffyAlpha]

OMG! Fuckin' Shit!!! Lol. That was fucking funny as hell! I can't even breathe! I love the rape scene!!!

4:18 <--- I have to remind myself that this is where the rape scene starts!

[mysticnam]

I remember seeing this before it was deleted, it will still probably get a lot of views though since it was only up for a few days, anyways I said it before and I'll say it again, THIS IS PURE GOLD.

[JGinKorporated]

This is genius, one of the best poops I’ve ever seen! How does this only have 209 views?!

I almost died when he said, “Squeal like a pig!”

Once again, very well done!

[molemanninethousand]

@JGinKorporated It was originally uploaded before the Baseball one, but I accidentally deleted it. The original had over 300 views when it was removed, and reuploads never get as many views.

[PresidentofPluto]

This was amazing!

[aragax]

Go throw yourself in the fire, you miserable Nazi faggots!

[Tomservo3Alt]

Like I said in the comment before, this is better than all of my shitty scary stories.

Also, I'm planning on soon making a huge ass scary story with all the characters in it.