i was watching this in 2006. and still watching it in 2011. kalmah is deff in the metal god section of music. if you dont agree go kill your self because your worthless.
You know, I've probably heard this song 1,000 times since this album came out almost ten years ago, but I still hear "Barbara Streisand" at 0:37 EVERY SINGLE TIME.
hello everyone, i would like some advice on how to write melodic death metal riffs and songs. if it helps my main influences are kalmah, ensiferum and old children of bodom but i really respect all melodic death metal and i love it. i would really love and appreciate any advice you can give me. thanks in advance.
Haha, unlike most misheard lyrics videos, the lyrics actually sound like what you are saying. Its true about the emo kids crying too, I've seen it happen.
@Conti15 i been laughin at this vid for almost 5 years now awesome work, saw the band last night in Toronto, the whole band brushed past when I was standing @ the front door of mod club n timo shook my hand from the stage after their set made my fuckin year, best band ever
fuck!!! i was trying to not wake my parents up and because of this video i laugh and woke my mom up have to go to sleep lolxz nice video by the way!!! XD
I don't know man poeple take these things too seriously, I can't beleive we're still getting comments four years after we made this video haha. This was back when there were only a couply of pardoy videos fying around. Enjoy Kalmah poeple, one of the greatest bands ever pretty much!
Kalmah's music is more valuable to me than jewels lol. well so is other music. Kalmah almost sounds ethereal. I'm grateful to have been blessed to listen to this music.
you dont have to hate a song to make fun of it man, kalmah is fucking epic but you have as much luck figuring out what hes saying as in Flames' Lord Hypnos
*sigh* the song is epic, yould have to retarded to find this vid funny, and if you do find it funny then you have no respect for metal. also only posers go round accusing ppl of not being metal.. accusing ppl doesnt make you any more metal just more pathetic.
if you actually had any metal at all in you man, you'd find it jokes. Kalmah is one of the best bands on earth i still find this shit fuckin hilarious as the dogs balls
lol i didnt look at the video since it will ruin the song, already did with a Pantera interpretation so i wont fall for this trick again, but i put this video just to listen to the kick ass song
The person who made this video is obviously an american nerd. Kalmah's guitar work blows away american metal bands...just a bunch of trash in america...not even going to get into the rednecks.
Hmm ok Buddy please tell me how i'm an American nerd. And do you know how fucking retarded you look saying these things about kalmah when the video is on Kalmah. I love Kalmah and listen to much more european bands vs american. kthxbye
you're a fucking british twitt. just cause you're british doesn't meen you're more intelligent or above americans. you're obviously british based on you're sensitive pussy ass comment. i hope you and you're family get die and then get raped by a bunch of satanic niggers. PUSSY!
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This song is awesome, Kalmah is one of the best bands out there in Metal.... who the fuck is putting In Flames is the Power Metal genre... along with Dragonforce??? dude, learn your Metal.
Not the real lyrics, but still pretty funny :P
TheKruthix 1 month ago
Couldn't help laughing to this video. :D
jackiezann 2 months ago
LMAO even though the pics are funny they still don't do the epic solo at 3:00 justice
addcb 3 months ago
Nice the lyrics are halarious
davownator 3 months ago
i was watching this in 2006. and still watching it in 2011. kalmah is deff in the metal god section of music. if you dont agree go kill your self because your worthless.
mexicanphil08 3 months ago
You know, I've probably heard this song 1,000 times since this album came out almost ten years ago, but I still hear "Barbara Streisand" at 0:37 EVERY SINGLE TIME.
kyleaaronturner 5 months ago 2
@kyleaaronturner ahh thats a good one!
Conti15 5 months ago
harikasiniz!!!!!!!!!
sLipKn0Tbe 5 months ago
does anyone know what this song is actually about ...(im talking about the normal song not the parody one)
russianbrutality 6 months ago
The part of the door wanting the pizza was the best (Y)
MetalInsideGust66 6 months ago
just pure music
HellenicSacredKin 6 months ago
hahahahahha that + weed = fukin funny hahahahaha :D
masteropeth 6 months ago
1:02 I'd tap.
videogamerselite270 6 months ago
Looooll I love the angryface dude with the che t shit XD
BaalsJurisdiction 7 months ago
i love this song kalmah kicks everyones ass but omg this shits hilarious
Bloodbane2099 8 months ago
Man this is fuckin funny
purplesquirrl 8 months ago
listen a music not this fucking video,more coments there is for video,that is sad
zdraloviocnjaci 8 months ago
is this the name of the actual song or not because i cant find it in my albums :s
cyberxdeth 8 months ago
@cyberxdeth yeah do you have They Will Return?
Conti15 8 months ago
@Conti15 yeah maybe its miss titled or something
cyberxdeth 8 months ago
lol yeahuss. good job my friend.
supportfromthedead 8 months ago
EPIC LAWLZ AT 2:38 - 2:59
TerminusCOBHC 9 months ago
People need to chill the fuck out. This is quite a hilarious video of one of my favorite Kalmah songs.
BringerOfTruth123 9 months ago
haahahhaa great work!
samrit86 10 months ago
Take this faggot ass video off. It's a disgrace to Kalmah.
mushufasha 10 months ago
3:01 WIN
TheShaitanjr 10 months ago
2:30
EPIC
LOLOL xD
ReaperWolf29 10 months ago
This isnt a joke, clearly these are the real lyrics. Pretty much word for word awesome.
SmileyMcGee900 10 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=Zmz0ys7erf0
my principal hero vocal cover
WarezHaxor 11 months ago
rub salt in my balls HAHAHAHAHA
zetsushoren 11 months ago
LOL AHAHAHAHA
zetsushoren 11 months ago
kalmah is awesome and so is this misheard vid !
Joulupossu 11 months ago
weeee)
IloveKalmah 1 year ago
2:24
rsmandudeguy 1 year ago
2:40-3:00 i laugh so loud that i pissed in my pant
TherionSamael 1 year ago
haha Honestly, I didn't think this was going to be funny. It was actually fucking hilarious XD
murderaddiction 1 year ago
1:37 LMFAO
3:04 i have that keyboard! lol
darkdeminsion 1 year ago
1:37 LMFAO
darkdeminsion 1 year ago
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hello everyone, i would like some advice on how to write melodic death metal riffs and songs. if it helps my main influences are kalmah, ensiferum and old children of bodom but i really respect all melodic death metal and i love it. i would really love and appreciate any advice you can give me. thanks in advance.
GhoulDMTeamInsanity 1 year ago
0:28 oh fuck......
ih8makinusernames 1 year ago
1:08, EW.
TravisRTrent 1 year ago
rofl 0:48-0:58 is epic
21021011 1 year ago
The flutes at 2:10 are awesome.
rsmandudeguy 1 year ago
1:20 LOL
rsmandudeguy 1 year ago
MMMYYYYY PPPPIIIZZZZAAARRRR dude you just made me shit my pants
BaalsJurisdiction 1 year ago
lmao! hahahha!
Still love the song! lol
xmelroxyx 1 year ago
LOL This is a hilarious video! And the song is amazing!! Kalmah is the shit!!!!!
misanthropicnihilism 1 year ago
lol i liked it. ur lyrics actually sounded just like the song too lol was great
globelthreatx 1 year ago
I never knew my ears could orgasm.
Regunirun 1 year ago
dont edit the video
mortis16 1 year ago
Genial ! great job with good ideas
disaigner 1 year ago
lol going back through some old kalmah stuff since they brought out 12 guage and this is just too funny :L
Your door, it wants, MY PIZAAAARRR! XD
L33Hobson 1 year ago
29 people deserve to die!
TheMrCatDog 1 year ago
A zene nagyszerü de a video szar'
19hattila95 1 year ago
This is FANTASTIC!
moviemaker3000 1 year ago
I LOL'D so hard! one of my favorite songs turned into this brilliant piece! :D
AntiDragonBomb 1 year ago
Note to self: Don't watch this whilst drinking something >.>
Janos23 1 year ago
I CARE!!! BUT EPIC SONG LOL AND VIEDEO
TheSonsofHorusx 1 year ago
This is GREAT
barwlface444 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAHA this is fucking hilarious :D
swootwapa 1 year ago
Haha, unlike most misheard lyrics videos, the lyrics actually sound like what you are saying. Its true about the emo kids crying too, I've seen it happen.
thesoundof8hooves 1 year ago
@thesoundof8hooves haha thanks man! This was way back when these videos werent all over the place so it's actually good haha.
Conti15 1 year ago
@Conti15 i been laughin at this vid for almost 5 years now awesome work, saw the band last night in Toronto, the whole band brushed past when I was standing @ the front door of mod club n timo shook my hand from the stage after their set made my fuckin year, best band ever
GodlessMartyr666 10 months ago
Yuffie FTW!!!!!1
Tsukuyomi500 1 year ago
is it just me or do they use that same guitar rift at the beginning in like every song
ArareFISH 1 year ago
@ArareFISH
you sure you aint listening the same song over and over again?
;)
666edhunter666 1 year ago
WTF hahahaha
mancho747heavy 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
omfg tht is fuking hilarious i thought they actually said that until i read the lyrix
Slipknot1880 1 year ago
HAHA SOoooo funny!! Great job!
Jonnygurucolorado 1 year ago
Your door it wants my Pizzzzaaaarrrr
ZOMG LOL xD
I really love misheard lyrics, which is for fun tho
Kalmah ftw btw!!!!
magnificusx 1 year ago
fuck!!! i was trying to not wake my parents up and because of this video i laugh and woke my mom up have to go to sleep lolxz nice video by the way!!! XD
drakoblood 1 year ago
Niiiice!!!
Valdreg 1 year ago
I admit I always understood Principal Hero despite knowing the name of the song xD
GatinhoBeque 1 year ago
lol
Black777Eagle 2 years ago
once you read it you cant unhear it
Jaralaccs 2 years ago 2
haha everytime an emo kid crys a viking comes from the pagan land and dismembers him haha that was jokes lol
reaper437 2 years ago 3
Haha, the words actually kind of sound like the ones you put in the video.
Loved the, "He makes Yuffie start casting." lol
ChronicledHero 2 years ago
1:35
YOUR DOOR, IT WANTS, MY PIZZAAAAAAAAAAARRR !!! XDDDDDD \m/
Fabzil 2 years ago
hahahah lol 3:05 zlad-i am the antipope!hahahah nice man very funny :P ..btw the song is great
Shengrath 2 years ago
Why do so many people dislike this video? It's very good, along with the song.
bobdole3355 2 years ago 12
I don't know man poeple take these things too seriously, I can't beleive we're still getting comments four years after we made this video haha. This was back when there were only a couply of pardoy videos fying around. Enjoy Kalmah poeple, one of the greatest bands ever pretty much!
Conti15 2 years ago 5
fun
mancho747heavy 2 years ago
Kalmah is GOD jesus is my dog another gods are my slaves. This is really more valuable than jewels we love this
xXabexXanm 2 years ago
first time hearing this song, the vid kinda ruined it for me... idc if its a joke either
rammice 2 years ago 3
Don't let a parody bar you from Kalmah man. Why are you watching a parody to find a new song anyway?
Conti15 2 years ago 3
Thanks for the upload bro, fuckin love Kalmah
SlipknotTribute 2 years ago
a few months ago i didnt knew this song, too but its fucking epic and your vid too, funny dude .. :D:D:D
MemoriesOf64 2 years ago
LOL ROFL
squeekmetalgangta 2 years ago
Kalmah's music is more valuable to me than jewels lol. well so is other music. Kalmah almost sounds ethereal. I'm grateful to have been blessed to listen to this music.
blackkrane0622 2 years ago 8
Holy fuck, you're really good at thinking of misheard lyrics.
CelestialInsanity 2 years ago 6
jaja its cool, the animation and everything...specialy music
fsfsfsfsfsfsg 2 years ago
3:28 - 3:39 Randy Rhoads R.I.P.
Fluffypopcicle 2 years ago
Randy Rhodes was FUCKING INSANE he will live on forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
urmomsabeast1 2 years ago
Band kiks ass
heroblader588 2 years ago
Awesome! Well done! Props!
ronaldpettersen 2 years ago
Favorite melo-death album ever
DGabriel1488 2 years ago
lmao loved iit!!!.
DARKANGELL225 2 years ago
the door
it wants
MY PIZZORRRRR!!!!! LOLOLOL ROFL!!!
kamikaze756 2 years ago 28
@kamikaze756 THAT WAS INSANE... SO INSANE THAT IM GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THE DUMB PERSON AND RESTATE IT.. (no sarcasm cuz it was hilarious) ready?
yo door!
it wants... .. . .. .
MY PIZZZZAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beeftownz 1 year ago
lol, my brother at 4:10
rocktahr 2 years ago
the solo...blew my mind
Menegoth 2 years ago 3
this song rules
metalmayhem007 2 years ago 2
2:40 is the best
conman1136 2 years ago
haha if you're talkin about George Bush in the mindless zeros haha and hahahahahaha at 3:13!!
chokoFAG 2 years ago
so many principle heros - mindless zeros today
j23j232002 2 years ago 3
haha your door, wants
MY PIZZZAAAAAAR!!!!
reCYclEDcoNDomS 2 years ago 5
hahahah awesome interpretation!
blackened138 2 years ago
wtf why randy rhoads is in the video XD
J4ckcaves 2 years ago
starting at 2:11 is the most epic thing ive heard in a while
slipknot837 2 years ago
fucking epic shit right here. awesome fuckign vid.
Zthirtyseven 2 years ago
So rub salt in my balls, lol. Nice pic, too.
brendanfode 2 years ago 3
This song is Amazing. Still brings back memorys.
Skalpelexix 3 years ago
same! used to listen to this all the time years ago. one of my favorites!
blackened138 2 years ago
Kalmah 4ever!!!!!!!!
1983Darkshadow 3 years ago
Best kalmah with both voices within the song other than time takes us all and my nation.
superherobananaguy 3 years ago
Heh! This is GREAT! Really funny. I love Kalmah, this is a GREEAT song too! Hey, we're metalheads, we all have a cool sense of humor! Thumbs up!
SmokinGuitar 3 years ago
HHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
my door wants.... MY PIZZZAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
I wasnt expecting that.. lmao
Illnath9 3 years ago 2
Amazing
zetha90 3 years ago
Your door.. it wants... MY PIZZZARRRRRR!!!!
fullmetalmoose 3 years ago
HAHA LOL look at 3:00
EnemyOfHiphop 3 years ago
LMAO
LolEpicFailGuy 3 years ago
hamlak kcor uoy
nilzardo 3 years ago
you rock kalmah
817075alex 3 years ago
you dont have to hate a song to make fun of it man, kalmah is fucking epic but you have as much luck figuring out what hes saying as in Flames' Lord Hypnos
Zetvirus55 3 years ago
Great song and silly video! ^_^ thanks for uploading the music.
DZSCaptain 3 years ago
*sigh* the song is epic, yould have to retarded to find this vid funny, and if you do find it funny then you have no respect for metal. also only posers go round accusing ppl of not being metal.. accusing ppl doesnt make you any more metal just more pathetic.
.Fiend.
MassOnslaught 3 years ago
stop bringin CoB to kalmah comment walls you fucking mainstream cunt, you fucking noob so many of you scene kid noobs compare the 2....
GodlessMartyr666 3 years ago 2
decent vid. 3 stars =)
hoplite84 3 years ago
lol so a jelli ^^ ?? vid xD
rubiergun 3 years ago
Dude this is retarded its a fucking mockery of metal youv ruined a perfectly decent song.
MassOnslaught 3 years ago 4
if you actually had any metal at all in you man, you'd find it jokes. Kalmah is one of the best bands on earth i still find this shit fuckin hilarious as the dogs balls
GodlessMartyr666 3 years ago
rofl epic
RunePlayor 3 years ago
your door...it wants...MY PIZZAAARRRRRR LOL!!! fucking hilarious \m/
thyrf1ng 3 years ago
lmao "3:19" kid with the Clarkson Sweater
LuckySevens255 3 years ago
LMAO this video makes me laugh.
MsGrace45 3 years ago
Video sucks ass
Vikingaxe1066 3 years ago 5
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kalmah is really good , but cob is much better
IWillSexU 3 years ago
really? i always liked kalmah better.
MysticDemonKnight 3 years ago 6
it is matter of tase.. both bands are so good.. melodic death metal /m\
IWillSexU 3 years ago
EMO SUCKS 2:33 lol I agree
HeavyMetalJack 3 years ago
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P.S. * ( i'd fuck her... LOL)
GodlessMartyr666 3 years ago
nododies listening or watching anything anyway no worries rough or not kalmah rapes ass in every respect....; im fuckin wasted
KALMAH
GodlessMartyr666 3 years ago
best kalmah song is heroes to us
ptmac321 3 years ago 4
xD What a brainless, awesome shit!!!
Kalmah ftw!!!
Love this band!
TearxOfxBlood 3 years ago 3
i like the vikingpicture...
Dloin 3 years ago 2
Brilliant, both video and song. Nice emo bashing :-)
LUMBERTHON 3 years ago 3
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kaka
holscos 3 years ago
doodle doo
DZSCaptain 3 years ago
Song is god
Skalpelexix 3 years ago 2
lol this is great. your door it wants my pizaaaaar xD
Anime4Ev3r 3 years ago
PRINCIPLE HERO!!!
outremer79 3 years ago
Funny shit, I'm a Kalmah fan too and I think this is great 5/5
firstcoming 3 years ago
This video is embarassing.
JonolyR 3 years ago 5
lol i didnt look at the video since it will ruin the song, already did with a Pantera interpretation so i wont fall for this trick again, but i put this video just to listen to the kick ass song
Dante72536 3 years ago
The person who made this video is obviously an american nerd. Kalmah's guitar work blows away american metal bands...just a bunch of trash in america...not even going to get into the rednecks.
HumanRaceIsDoomed 3 years ago
Hmm ok Buddy please tell me how i'm an American nerd. And do you know how fucking retarded you look saying these things about kalmah when the video is on Kalmah. I love Kalmah and listen to much more european bands vs american. kthxbye
Conti15 3 years ago
Apparently someone has never listened to Origin.
Falnky 3 years ago
you're a fucking british twitt. just cause you're british doesn't meen you're more intelligent or above americans. you're obviously british based on you're sensitive pussy ass comment. i hope you and you're family get die and then get raped by a bunch of satanic niggers. PUSSY!
jtguitarhero1 3 years ago
I was more into it for the song. It was an okay interpretation though.
bloodyfist443 3 years ago
Hey Kalmah fans, just take a look at my KALMAH tribute video, which includes awesome music samples and images of great KALMAH.....
by the way, new album is kicks ass, as the previous ones...
MaidenDrummer81 3 years ago
I love kalmah so much, but I don´t have any album :(
Belorier 3 years ago
well...sad good song but not funny :( just the 3:00 was funny i think...:( coulded make little better
The123Roger123Jr 3 years ago
ROFL AWESOME
gman102938456 3 years ago
hahaha nice
Mike9456 3 years ago
Most of it wasn't funny enough to make me chortle but 3:00 was pretty funny. Also, the Zlad! reference after.
Zabasaz 3 years ago
AHHH I SEE THE MUFFIN!
jorreee 3 years ago
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This is such megafail. Half the things you have written don't even come close to what it sounds like they're saying. You will never do anything as good as the trivium one, so give up and kill yourself.
tsurukoshiro 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up noob
rocktahr 3 years ago 2
HAX!!!
darkcorsair247 3 years ago 2
lawlz
emsubang 3 years ago 2
PIZZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
6Hail6Slayer6 4 years ago
pretty good very funny!^^
wildsaa 4 years ago
Poor Asian guy.
signinname41 4 years ago
NiCCCEE
Sammerick 4 years ago
lol sooooooo funny
1blackmetal 4 years ago
Great song....hilarious video.
IronPriest82 4 years ago
kalmah is melodic death metal
so is in flames
and stuff
666wrathchild 4 years ago
Great song :D:D:D:D
AlexiLAIHO6692 4 years ago
This song is awesome, Kalmah is one of the best bands out there in Metal.... who the fuck is putting In Flames is the Power Metal genre... along with Dragonforce??? dude, learn your Metal.
RandyChainsaw 4 years ago 6
the song is great but the video sucks ass!!!
lurrinen 4 years ago 3
"your door, it wants, MY PIZZAAAARRGG"
HAHAHAHA, hilarious
vipondiu 4 years ago
who cares you penis wrinkles. its all fuckin metal to me
omgnoname1235 4 years ago 2