These people are doing something to try to help the world. What are some of you doing besides leaving such negative comments. Take as many napkins as you want. Just remember some people are trying to promote conservation. I'm not using one napkin per sandwich, but I'm not being a douche because someone suggests it.
@kawaii50 well thank you for the grammer lesson professor peabody, lol thats exactly the type of comeback I would expect from some lame ass crying about mean youtube comments, grow a set of balls you fucking little girl.
I guess they are going to have a humane police too: police that make sure that all animals on farms get the same five star treatment that the the celebrity pets get. Perhaps they'll even try to end meat eating alltogether.
USA is now moving forward towards socialistic state.
What socialism is? a total control over every aspect of your life, first it will be green police, once Americans accept it, next police will follow.
ENDLESS expansion of government control over you, over your life, over everything.
Hitler yungen marched under idea of "arian race" idea, you gona march under idea of environmentalism, end for all this is same, just look in history and you will find your answers for what is happening now.
Most of the world's scientists are against the global warming THEORY. YES THEORY, IT HAD NEVER BEEN PROVEN.
Don't believe me? Then believe to 30'000 scientists of USA who signed document which says that there isn't such thing as global warming.
READ THE EXPOSED UN EMAILS. Where they speak with each other about how to push this lie forward, how to prosecute and shut up honest scientists who are against it.
All over the Canada, Europe and US, even down to Florida, there is record low teperatures this year, longest lasting cold temperatures, and record snowfall EVEN IN FLORIDA WHERE I LIVE! Authorities have found out that the global warming scientists were lieing. They hid the evidence that disproved their global warming and manipulated the data to make it look like there is global warming.
Actually, you can't farm the land left by a rainforest. Rainforests suck up all of the nutrients out of the dirt, they are only sustained by whatever dead foliage and creatures decompose on the ground. After a rainforest is cleared, the ground is left dry, desolate, and completely useless. This is why deforestation of the rainforest is such a problem, because there is no way to replant a rainforest nor is there any way to farm the remaining land.
@ philosopherKG and videolung the only reason that they have a green uniform is because they are 'green' police.
there is no reason what so ever for them to have related to the nazi sh*t or anything.
you freaking youtubers always have something to say. you cant just go with the flow. they are just using the green uniforms to go with their 'green' movement. end of story.
Here comes the Green totalitarians coming at my door. Second I see them ill give them a good non enviormental mouthful of 12 gaugs and 20 gauge buckshots. That is something that the EPA and The Obama Administration can suck on
These ads are not at all amusing if you know anything about predictive programming.
The media is becoming far more extreme in familiarizing us with a police state. I even observed people on a blog discussing why it was an offence to swear in public (not causing a disturbance of any sort).
People are actually coming to accept 'the authorities' as having total control over our lives.
We ignore such things at our peril and I guess we'll inherit the world that we deserve.
I think these youtube and TV ads with the green police is a plan to condition us to accept them as normal and good for our society. So it might seem funny but it might actually be a serious attempt to condition our minds. This combined with worldwide catastrophe propoganda due to global warming will condition us.
These methods are known as Predictive Programming and Desensitization.
I have observed similar 'sketches' on my local radio - not advertisements, just comedy sketches involving the programme presenter (someone the listener is familiar with) & the police.
These methods will help to make people comfortable with a Police State when they 'restore order' after creating a state of chaos.
It's not difficult to observe the advancing steps leading people in that direction.
remember, you are only allowed to use one sheet of toilet paper for every log you pass; and you must obey the 8pm bedtime rule in case you produce too much carbon dioxide through daytime activity and rapid breathing induced by daytime activities
I'm all against napkin waste, but the rule should really be 2 napkins. Cause you need 1 to use while you eat and 1 to use after you're done. If these napkins were of high quality 1 would be fine, unfortunately they usually are of poor quality due to being made of recycled material in the first place. Kind of ironic but true. I mean you never use one square of toilet paper for each poop, so its kinda the same concept. Green police better be armed, otherwise they are in for some mean ass kicking!
When I go to my favorite sammich joint I always axe for extra napkans cuz the shit is greasy yo. Sometimes I have to use extra TP when i eat that stuff yo.
remember, you are only allowed to use one sheet of toilet paper for every log you pass; and you must obey the 8pm bedtime rule in case you produce too much carbon dioxide through daytime activity and rapid breathing
Napkins are paper; paper are from trees; thus napkins decompose. I know this ad is a joke but I see nothing wrong with paper waste unless we're using more than what we can put back.
@ParkourEh what it takes more then one napkin 2 start a fire in da wigwam (LOL)i agree we kneed 2 not stop using napkins we kneed 2 stop using trees we kneed 2 start using himp or other non tree products that produce the same product ,SORRY The Green Police YOU CANT GO AFTER THE DRUG ATTACK YOU MUST GO AFTER THE DRUG DEALER 4 WITH OUT HIM THERE IS NO DRUGS !!!!!!!!!!!!
No discussion of using hemp paper, however. These fools are all wrong. They don't care about the environment. They care about control of the populous. scammers...
This is ridiculous. This isn't even funny. If anything, this is actually very disturbing because we all know that advocates of this idiotic agenda aren't kidding around.
Take up arms, these police are trying to become something real, not just a fun commercial. Also wear tinfoil hats so the government cant read your thoughts
namtes, I heard when Bush took a dump, he used the shredded constitution to wipe ass with. But it left traces of Hemp on his Butt so he tested positive for being a war criminal.
Sheryl Crow........, another typical libtard - a Chairman Maobama supporter - states that we should only use one piece of toilet paper in order to save the planet.
There are many taxes on the horizon if you allow this to pass includng issues of home invasion. Don't be fooled into ignoring this by looking at the clashing of heads. The more people that ignore this the higher the chance that this will pass. Green campaigners are paying people to attack discenters on the web and give false representations of people with the truths on the issue. Nobody benefits from this Green nonsense. Communities will be fooled into spying on eachother like old ladies unless
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I want to express my anger at your recent Super Bowl Ad.
Your attempt to inject humor and to laugh at the thought of the loss of freedom, and suggest a widespread uncontroled police state, by a German company is the height of stupidity.
Shame on you. You shoulld pull this add. End your Youtube support of "The Green Police" and apologize to America.
umm.. the green police are real.. Yes this video may be a joke. But look it up. There are REAL green police now and they CAN charge your for environmental infractions such as emissions and waste disposal.
The number of napkins required depends not on the number of sandwiches, but how messy it is and the quality of the napkin. You would look really ridiculous if you still had sauce all over your face because you were only alloted one cheap napkin. Besides - paper is a renewable resource and they do grow trees specifically for paper.
@4TIMESAYEAR True it depends on the qaulity but look, trees take time to grow and the world cuts down way more than what they plant and regrowing trees take yrs. People should recycle unused napkins instead of throwin them out or at least the compost.
compost i agree, but working in forestry i know that trees grow alot quicker then some of the hippies out there want to realize. not only that but the majority of deforistation occurs in the southern hemisphere. since they need food and all. but as for us up north our forests are pretty much holding steady. logging like food production has gotten more responsible. remember the dust bowl??
Paper trees don't take long to grow at all. They have farms that grow them; they are an agricultural crop and more are planted when they are cut down; a true renewable resource. Not using trees to make paper is like not eating the vegetables from your garden.
Things grow radically different down at the equator (aka, in the *jungle*). You can clear cut an acre there, and within 1 year, 98% of will have recovered.
Its hard to explain that in the rainforest, there are only two seasons: Rain, and more Rain. With consistent 12 hours/day sunlight, all year round.
You think they farm the rainforest? Plants already grow at truly insane rates compared to temperate climates.
He isn't talking about farming the rainforest, he is talking about people farming other things on places where the rainforest was cut down, farming on top of where the rainforest should be.
For those who think this is a joke, It's no joke. It's the next phase. We've already got councils installing monitors in your recycling and green bins to see how frequently you put them out on the kerb for collection. What do you think they're going to do next when they decide you don't put yours out frequently enough.
LuMagazine wrote "Take the bus, ride a bike, walk! Hitchhike! Whatever you do, just don't buy an Audi, not after seeing these obscene and offensive TV spots"
then new world order has hijacked our republic..stop feeding into the new world order beast system..wake up and get informed..check out my page for info
understand global warming etc is the big stick to control your food , water , energy , everything you need for life . Never forget the goal of climate change .
The 'Green Police' should consider themselves warned, try that shit around me and I will kill the offending officer and stake his body to the front of his Audi!
The Green Police was a name used in Nazi Germany to refer to the German Order Police, or Orpo, who were given the moniker because of their green uniforms. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, the green police were central in sending Jews, Poles and Gypsies to concentration camps. Good call AUDI - and to top it off a German company. AUDI WTF is wrong with you?
Z06F4i, Oh Give me a break about Pitty on the Jews. The word Green Police can mean anything nowdays and who cares about some Banker jews anyways that ruined Germanies economy as well. I bet anything that you are just a slick talking back eastern Jewish Chevy Salesmen doing a depserate attempt of steering business your way. Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place.
911sheeple - how many times have you been detained for your mental ill-health, and be disgnosed for that without being locked up. We have the right to know.
hinforr, Oh, Oh I've been shot by yet another drive by commentor using the old "You Need Help" slogan because I am AWARE of the Jews infiltraiting the Governments and corps around the world. So I guess with the right JEWISH Shrink working for the state you just might get your wish. After all, Those that are aware, are very dangerous at exposing your JewBoys whole scheme of a New World Order. and Total Control. Germans are smart, build great cars. My dad had an Audi and it was a really good car.
"Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place" then be consistent and stop IM and texting, throw away your cell phone and your computer Your intel and motorola chips were developed in Israel. GET OFF THE INTERNET you pig.
These police officers of the earth were set in motion to educate the masses on making small difference that really matter. As well as setting the parade in motion for the premiere of the new Audi Turbo Diesel, named Green Car Journal's 201 "Green Car of the Year." Very satirical clip, worth a watch!
Okay Okay okay the only reason im here is i saw the audi commercial and was like WfF?
Seriously? Hitting the streets? Were they not at the superbowl? Did they not see the confetti? All that confetti you would think the 'Green Police' would have sh*t themselves.
It makes no sense to me. Have you ever been able to wipe up after a sloppy joe with just one napkin? No. i call bs.
And last I learned in science that co2 is a good thing. We need it to get by. Plants need it. Now its bad? whatever.
I saw this on autoblog and felt compelled to come here and leave a comment in the hopes that Audi would see it. This is one of the dumbest commercials I've ever seen. Ever. Not to mention that the word Green is getting so overused that I want to throw up when I hear it in this context. Audi, maybe you should've saved some precious resources by not wasting your money on continuing this ad campaign.
For a giant global company like Audi that likes to place themselves among the top auto manufacturers in the world, this lacks any sort of interesting element. It's not funny, it has no message, and it just tries to appeal to this new 'Green' label that every company feels they HAVE to attach to their products. I don't care about effects, but for the amount of money they could spend on commericals, this one looks like it was done with a cell phone camera.
I'm stuck between the two, still gotta test drive once the new 3 and 1 series come out, but still, irks me to see that Audi is behind something as lame as this XD
Right, a fat cop with one napkin per sandwich. Yeah, sure, that white shirt won't be white for long and he'll have dripping sauces running down his knees!
Associating environmental help with rules and laws is about the worst thing that can be done to promote sustainable living. This is only going to deter people.
To whomever replied with "I east green police for breakfast'. That was EPIC! I wanted to finish of the comment with... And right now I'm - VEWY HUNGWY!
Green Police totally suck ass. A bunch of bin detectives and climate alarmists
dvalentino007 1 year ago
These people are doing something to try to help the world. What are some of you doing besides leaving such negative comments. Take as many napkins as you want. Just remember some people are trying to promote conservation. I'm not using one napkin per sandwich, but I'm not being a douche because someone suggests it.
My PSA: Don't be an asshole to others.
kawaii50 1 year ago
your still being a douche
zartann1856 1 year ago
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kawaii50 1 year ago
It's "you're", but thanks for trying, kiddo.
kawaii50 1 year ago
@kawaii50 well thank you for the grammer lesson professor peabody, lol thats exactly the type of comeback I would expect from some lame ass crying about mean youtube comments, grow a set of balls you fucking little girl.
zartann1856 1 year ago
I know right! Being educated is so lame. The fact that I don't have a set is because I am a girl.
But seriously, let's just agree to disagree and move on. Best of luck and enjoy life.
kawaii50 1 year ago
oh yea well you enjoy life smarty pants.
zartann1856 1 year ago
Are you promoting an unparrhesiastic commenting environment? What are you, the red police?
keithmlarsen 1 year ago
this green peace is all conspiracy bullshit, napkins are biodegradable just like 90% of all the shit humans use
Ignore this "green" bullshit and move on, and DON'T feel guilty for taking two napkins
smunp 2 years ago
Good God Almighty
Where did you get that hunky man in that cop uniform.
Man some of these guys wanna make me break a law
Mappy48 2 years ago 2
1 napkin per 1 piece of the foods mentioned? Fuck that, you'll need a towel for a lot of that shit.
Faggot-ass tree huggers make me laugh.
LordTeehee 2 years ago 2
I think I will use 1000 napkins next time I eat something!!!! lol
smytb 2 years ago
sloppy joes require no less than three napkins. everyone knows this.
thunderbong 2 years ago 6
I guess they are going to have a humane police too: police that make sure that all animals on farms get the same five star treatment that the the celebrity pets get. Perhaps they'll even try to end meat eating alltogether.
kjordon1 2 years ago 3
USA is now moving forward towards socialistic state.
What socialism is? a total control over every aspect of your life, first it will be green police, once Americans accept it, next police will follow.
ENDLESS expansion of government control over you, over your life, over everything.
Hitler yungen marched under idea of "arian race" idea, you gona march under idea of environmentalism, end for all this is same, just look in history and you will find your answers for what is happening now.
Leikonel 2 years ago 3
Mainstream media is lieing to you.
Global warming IS A FRAUD!
Most of the world's scientists are against the global warming THEORY. YES THEORY, IT HAD NEVER BEEN PROVEN.
Don't believe me? Then believe to 30'000 scientists of USA who signed document which says that there isn't such thing as global warming.
READ THE EXPOSED UN EMAILS. Where they speak with each other about how to push this lie forward, how to prosecute and shut up honest scientists who are against it.
Leikonel 2 years ago 2
All over the Canada, Europe and US, even down to Florida, there is record low teperatures this year, longest lasting cold temperatures, and record snowfall EVEN IN FLORIDA WHERE I LIVE! Authorities have found out that the global warming scientists were lieing. They hid the evidence that disproved their global warming and manipulated the data to make it look like there is global warming.
kjordon1 2 years ago
power control freak scum, power trip god like figures.
forehead01 2 years ago
yes they are.....they wont get me ill give em something to remember
set972 2 years ago
The more paper we save the less trees will be grown to make paper... Their logic is completely backwards
lonercarrot 2 years ago
Actually, you can't farm the land left by a rainforest. Rainforests suck up all of the nutrients out of the dirt, they are only sustained by whatever dead foliage and creatures decompose on the ground. After a rainforest is cleared, the ground is left dry, desolate, and completely useless. This is why deforestation of the rainforest is such a problem, because there is no way to replant a rainforest nor is there any way to farm the remaining land.
funkiratz13 2 years ago
1 poop = 1 wipe
grnxlt 2 years ago 2
@grnxlt lmao
jofrey123456781 2 years ago
Not when you've got diarieah
pearldrumsarecool 2 years ago
@ philosopherKG and videolung the only reason that they have a green uniform is because they are 'green' police.
there is no reason what so ever for them to have related to the nazi sh*t or anything.
you freaking youtubers always have something to say. you cant just go with the flow. they are just using the green uniforms to go with their 'green' movement. end of story.
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actionPactPolaroid 2 years ago
This parody is HILARIOUS!
1 Napkin pure burrito? Wow. Like that's going to happen. :P
Of course its parody.
~TheHolyDarkness Out~
TheTrueHolyDarkness 2 years ago 3
One napkin per sloppy joe? That's just brutal.
theFFVIguy 2 years ago 2
rent-a-cops with athority? (gasp!)
R2RO20 2 years ago
Shouldn't I use the sanitary napkin for the fish taco though? Please respond green police. I don't want to violate Green Law.
PostTiTSorGTF0 2 years ago 3
More like the Green Gestapo.
decoy256 2 years ago 5
I always grab the whole stack of napkins and throw them on the ground outside....
XnhdfprideX 2 years ago
hey, so do I!
rebhyt5 2 years ago
this is a satyrical stab at the fiendish cult that is eco-friendly people
slikyle 2 years ago 2
How many squares of toilet paper can we use after pooping out one burrito?
sablechicken 2 years ago 4
lmfao!!!
1 fish taco....
emal510 2 years ago
haha
milkweed1989 2 years ago
Napkins? Really? Aren't they biodegradeable? Gone in a week...what's the message here?
alkajon 2 years ago 3
1 lonely moment in the closet.... retard! It's all based on JUNK SCIENCE!! And this one's over the top -- A NAPKIN IS BIODEGRADABLE!!!! wtf?
itsmrdavid 2 years ago 2
Here comes the Green totalitarians coming at my door. Second I see them ill give them a good non enviormental mouthful of 12 gaugs and 20 gauge buckshots. That is something that the EPA and The Obama Administration can suck on
man11withaplan 2 years ago
Good on Ya, Man
rebhyt5 2 years ago
green police ?!? more like the GREEN SWASTIKA , amirite???
KougsMotors454 2 years ago 3
Im going to start using more napkins now and a whole role of tp everytime I use the bathroom. Why? Because I can.
ghpatriot 2 years ago 2
fuck you
kaynedpain 2 years ago 3
hey green asshole i use at least 8-10 napkins and i'll use even more if it bothers you. fucking green pig.
zaplunken 2 years ago
i throw away paper napkins for fun, so suck me.
xSubsistancex 2 years ago 4
These ads are not at all amusing if you know anything about predictive programming.
The media is becoming far more extreme in familiarizing us with a police state. I even observed people on a blog discussing why it was an offence to swear in public (not causing a disturbance of any sort).
People are actually coming to accept 'the authorities' as having total control over our lives.
We ignore such things at our peril and I guess we'll inherit the world that we deserve.
explorer2101 2 years ago 2
I think these youtube and TV ads with the green police is a plan to condition us to accept them as normal and good for our society. So it might seem funny but it might actually be a serious attempt to condition our minds. This combined with worldwide catastrophe propoganda due to global warming will condition us.
kjordon1 2 years ago 3
@kjordon1
These methods are known as Predictive Programming and Desensitization.
I have observed similar 'sketches' on my local radio - not advertisements, just comedy sketches involving the programme presenter (someone the listener is familiar with) & the police.
These methods will help to make people comfortable with a Police State when they 'restore order' after creating a state of chaos.
It's not difficult to observe the advancing steps leading people in that direction.
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remember, you are only allowed to use one sheet of toilet paper for every log you pass; and you must obey the 8pm bedtime rule in case you produce too much carbon dioxide through daytime activity and rapid breathing induced by daytime activities
fashklash 2 years ago
I'm all against napkin waste, but the rule should really be 2 napkins. Cause you need 1 to use while you eat and 1 to use after you're done. If these napkins were of high quality 1 would be fine, unfortunately they usually are of poor quality due to being made of recycled material in the first place. Kind of ironic but true. I mean you never use one square of toilet paper for each poop, so its kinda the same concept. Green police better be armed, otherwise they are in for some mean ass kicking!
Francish85 2 years ago 2
When I go to my favorite sammich joint I always axe for extra napkans cuz the shit is greasy yo. Sometimes I have to use extra TP when i eat that stuff yo.
Come get me you Green Rotten Piggies!
metro752 2 years ago 4
@Death2theNWO777 yay!
biggestslashfanever 2 years ago 2
I oversee this project.
AgentNapkin 2 years ago
Keep pushing NWO, the caged animal bites back.
foam27 2 years ago 4
@foam27
tell em foam!!!
Death2theNWO777 2 years ago
remember, you are only allowed to use one sheet of toilet paper for every log you pass; and you must obey the 8pm bedtime rule in case you produce too much carbon dioxide through daytime activity and rapid breathing
fashklash 2 years ago
A "watermelon" is a communist red scumbag hiding within a "green" skin. These ads are great, they mock the self-righteous bastards of the left.
NoMercyJustCruelty 2 years ago 3
Napkins are paper; paper are from trees; thus napkins decompose. I know this ad is a joke but I see nothing wrong with paper waste unless we're using more than what we can put back.
ParkourEh 2 years ago
@ParkourEh what it takes more then one napkin 2 start a fire in da wigwam (LOL)i agree we kneed 2 not stop using napkins we kneed 2 stop using trees we kneed 2 start using himp or other non tree products that produce the same product ,SORRY The Green Police YOU CANT GO AFTER THE DRUG ATTACK YOU MUST GO AFTER THE DRUG DEALER 4 WITH OUT HIM THERE IS NO DRUGS !!!!!!!!!!!!
crazycoyotie 2 years ago
No discussion of using hemp paper, however. These fools are all wrong. They don't care about the environment. They care about control of the populous. scammers...
theknowparty 2 years ago
This is ridiculous. This isn't even funny. If anything, this is actually very disturbing because we all know that advocates of this idiotic agenda aren't kidding around.
foamingxpanda 2 years ago
As boring as a real police insturction video.
mssnrykd 2 years ago
FGP .....
f--k Green Police
f--k the Fascist Government
f--k the new world bullshit
from an ex-progressive who actually cares about the Constitution
drdoug 2 years ago 7
Take up arms, these police are trying to become something real, not just a fun commercial. Also wear tinfoil hats so the government cant read your thoughts
Shortshift90 2 years ago
when taking a dump,liberals use only one sheet of toilet paper per shitting,uhh sitting
namtesyalp 2 years ago
namtes, I heard when Bush took a dump, he used the shredded constitution to wipe ass with. But it left traces of Hemp on his Butt so he tested positive for being a war criminal.
911sheeple 2 years ago 2
when taking a dump, most people wipe their ass with namtesyalp.
lacrymologyst 2 years ago
when the green police wipe their ass's they use copies of the Bill of Rights and the constitutions.
just pure propaganda!
mechanicalbu11 2 years ago
burn the napkins dumbass
namtesyalp 2 years ago
@djangothecat - well said, but it's actually eco-Marxists.
theCelestrian 2 years ago 4
@theCelestrian Eco-Nazi was actually supposed to be a parody of 'soup-Nazi' from Seinfeld. Our government is actually creating a new blend of Statism.
They have a lot of ism's in their soup.
Collectivism/Socialism/Fascism/Marxism/Communism. They'd just never add Capitalism to the mix.
We're screwed.
djangothecat 2 years ago 3
from the looks of this fascist, he's been eating at least everything he just mentioned on a daily basis.That's a lot of napkins Porky.
nogov4me 2 years ago 3
Sarah Palin comments a movie - Waterworld
watch?v=x7qRzDUQtA4
jotacril 2 years ago
Keep pushing NWO, the caged animal bites back.
foam27 2 years ago 5
As I like to say, "DON'T TREAD ON ME, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
HOO-YAH!!
foamingxpanda 2 years ago 2
Sheryl Crow........, another typical libtard - a Chairman Maobama supporter - states that we should only use one piece of toilet paper in order to save the planet.
Heil Maobama!
equinoxranch 2 years ago 2
how much toilet paper may i use to wipe my ass?
victorsblock 2 years ago 3
one sh1t, one sheet, lol
zingzangwallawalla 2 years ago
There are many taxes on the horizon if you allow this to pass includng issues of home invasion. Don't be fooled into ignoring this by looking at the clashing of heads. The more people that ignore this the higher the chance that this will pass. Green campaigners are paying people to attack discenters on the web and give false representations of people with the truths on the issue. Nobody benefits from this Green nonsense. Communities will be fooled into spying on eachother like old ladies unless
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Where's your tinfoil hat, The communists might try and read your brain. lol
Shortshift90 2 years ago
Spectatio.....
My god your a fuking tard.
It's a car commercail.....for a 51+ MPG car ( a pretty god damm sweet one at that)
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Flomaticc 2 years ago
This is Disgusting.
s3d1t0r 2 years ago 2
Hey fat boy! You should do you part and eat less. Maybe walk a little too. OBA-a-a-a m-a-a
rocksolidfreedom 2 years ago
Isn't AlGore the commander of the Green Police?
Maybe he will be interviewed when his private jet lands.
FL337 2 years ago 2
Audi USA
I want to express my anger at your recent Super Bowl Ad.
Your attempt to inject humor and to laugh at the thought of the loss of freedom, and suggest a widespread uncontroled police state, by a German company is the height of stupidity.
Shame on you. You shoulld pull this add. End your Youtube support of "The Green Police" and apologize to America.
outward2006 2 years ago
Humor today. Reality tomorrow.
95thFoot 2 years ago 4
umm.. the green police are real.. Yes this video may be a joke. But look it up. There are REAL green police now and they CAN charge your for environmental infractions such as emissions and waste disposal.
pwjm 2 years ago 2
OH NO THE POOR NAPKINS!
AtmosLink 2 years ago 2
The number of napkins required depends not on the number of sandwiches, but how messy it is and the quality of the napkin. You would look really ridiculous if you still had sauce all over your face because you were only alloted one cheap napkin. Besides - paper is a renewable resource and they do grow trees specifically for paper.
4TIMESAYEAR 2 years ago 2
@4TIMESAYEAR True it depends on the qaulity but look, trees take time to grow and the world cuts down way more than what they plant and regrowing trees take yrs. People should recycle unused napkins instead of throwin them out or at least the compost.
jakethemistake19 2 years ago
compost i agree, but working in forestry i know that trees grow alot quicker then some of the hippies out there want to realize. not only that but the majority of deforistation occurs in the southern hemisphere. since they need food and all. but as for us up north our forests are pretty much holding steady. logging like food production has gotten more responsible. remember the dust bowl??
vipergts333 2 years ago 2
Paper trees don't take long to grow at all. They have farms that grow them; they are an agricultural crop and more are planted when they are cut down; a true renewable resource. Not using trees to make paper is like not eating the vegetables from your garden.
4TIMESAYEAR 2 years ago 2
oh well I wasn't aware of that. I was thinking more of like the rainforest and stuff
jakethemistake19 2 years ago
The rainforest you don't even have to farm. O_o
Things grow radically different down at the equator (aka, in the *jungle*). You can clear cut an acre there, and within 1 year, 98% of will have recovered.
Its hard to explain that in the rainforest, there are only two seasons: Rain, and more Rain. With consistent 12 hours/day sunlight, all year round.
You think they farm the rainforest? Plants already grow at truly insane rates compared to temperate climates.
~TheHolyDarkness Out~
TheTrueHolyDarkness 2 years ago
@TheTrueHolyDarkness
Not really man...
People DO farm on places were the rainforst was cut down and, well, it would be really nice if things just recovered in a year...
Here in Brazil they grow soybeans, for example...
LuuIsHere 2 years ago
@TheTrueHolyDarkness
He isn't talking about farming the rainforest, he is talking about people farming other things on places where the rainforest was cut down, farming on top of where the rainforest should be.
LiterallyTheJoy 2 years ago
For those who think this is a joke, It's no joke. It's the next phase. We've already got councils installing monitors in your recycling and green bins to see how frequently you put them out on the kerb for collection. What do you think they're going to do next when they decide you don't put yours out frequently enough.
zardozcs 2 years ago 2
fascists
designwrite 2 years ago 3
N W O..... Love it!
gilerd77 2 years ago 2
I don't think this was filmed in michigan. The Eagle on the badge is illegal in michigan.
edsmurf100 2 years ago
Oh come on. It's a joke, people! Of course it's over the top. It's supposed to be.
Grow a sarcasm, people!
realspool32 2 years ago
Green Police??? These people need to be arrested for impersonating officers. wtf is this garbage? GEORGE SOROS IS A CRIMINAL PIECE OF TRASH.
mrnat805 2 years ago
what happens when the sandwich is digested? Do you only use one square of toilet paper, you green fascist
9mmparadox 2 years ago 2
looks like he forgot to shave... Oh wait he can probably only shave once a week or the earth would over heat.
9mmparadox 2 years ago 2
Take the bus, ride a bike, walk! Hitchhike! Whatever you do, just don't buy an Audi, not after seeing these obscene and offensive TV spots!
LuMagazine 2 years ago
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LuMagazine wrote "Take the bus, ride a bike, walk! Hitchhike! Whatever you do, just don't buy an Audi, not after seeing these obscene and offensive TV spots"
First - Hitchhiking is illegal.
Second - you cant afford to buy an Audi
Third - ITS A FUCKNG CAR COMMERCAIL MORON.
PeonSanders911 2 years ago
Come in our homes and tell us this crap, we will make sure you rot in our compost heaps for our gardens.
LoveRags 2 years ago
Global Warming Fraud, Scare mongering EU United Nations New World Order Scum Bags. SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!
Okobojibluegill 2 years ago 2
Humorless, tasteless, ugly, stupid and scary!
LuMagazine 2 years ago
Your diet is ten times worse for the planet than one silly recycled paper napkin, you dweeb!
LuMagazine 2 years ago
is this green police stuff real? seriously i really want to know i dont watch much t.v.
oahuguy 2 years ago
dear sgt erich pfeifer, you are a sell out piece of shit scumbag..fuck all the green police, i hope you all burn in hell
DirtyMill08 2 years ago
then new world order has hijacked our republic..stop feeding into the new world order beast system..wake up and get informed..check out my page for info
DirtyMill08 2 years ago
Fifty of us just got laid off from the napkin factory we've worked so hard at for years..... thank you green police!
YouSayYouWantA 2 years ago
The green policeeee ♫
Everyday1Normal1Guy 2 years ago
understand global warming etc is the big stick to control your food , water , energy , everything you need for life . Never forget the goal of climate change .
This add is propoganda plain and simple
ozzycriss 2 years ago
thank you
thinice2009 2 years ago
how many napkins to wipe ass
051683p 2 years ago
For all you dumb asses who think this is a great idea, Audi is making fun of you.
Str8JacketMafia 2 years ago
Finally I hope the US starts crackn down on the pigs ruining our natural resources
AgressiveInliners 2 years ago
Haven't seen one...Feb. 07, 2010???
comberbacke 2 years ago
The 'Green Police' should consider themselves warned, try that shit around me and I will kill the offending officer and stake his body to the front of his Audi!
johnnosk 2 years ago
Green Police FAIL. Being green means you don't eat meat.
SaganAppreciationSoc 2 years ago
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The Green Police was a name used in Nazi Germany to refer to the German Order Police, or Orpo, who were given the moniker because of their green uniforms. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, the green police were central in sending Jews, Poles and Gypsies to concentration camps. Good call AUDI - and to top it off a German company. AUDI WTF is wrong with you?
Z06F4i 2 years ago
Z06F4i, Oh Give me a break about Pitty on the Jews. The word Green Police can mean anything nowdays and who cares about some Banker jews anyways that ruined Germanies economy as well. I bet anything that you are just a slick talking back eastern Jewish Chevy Salesmen doing a depserate attempt of steering business your way. Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place.
911sheeple 2 years ago
@911sheeple
911sheeple - how many times have you been detained for your mental ill-health, and be disgnosed for that without being locked up. We have the right to know.
hinforr 2 years ago
hinforr, Oh, Oh I've been shot by yet another drive by commentor using the old "You Need Help" slogan because I am AWARE of the Jews infiltraiting the Governments and corps around the world. So I guess with the right JEWISH Shrink working for the state you just might get your wish. After all, Those that are aware, are very dangerous at exposing your JewBoys whole scheme of a New World Order. and Total Control. Germans are smart, build great cars. My dad had an Audi and it was a really good car.
911sheeple 2 years ago
"Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place" then be consistent and stop IM and texting, throw away your cell phone and your computer Your intel and motorola chips were developed in Israel. GET OFF THE INTERNET you pig.
jpeditor 2 years ago
first of all....you cant afford an Audi.
Second, i wont even comment on your little anti-semitic rant, because your a fucking retard, and not worth it.
Third...... well, the second post basically summed it up.
PeonSanders911 2 years ago
@Z06F4i I heard about that too! Terrible mistake by Audi! They need to check their facts!
WorldinMotion1 2 years ago
These police officers of the earth were set in motion to educate the masses on making small difference that really matter. As well as setting the parade in motion for the premiere of the new Audi Turbo Diesel, named Green Car Journal's 201 "Green Car of the Year." Very satirical clip, worth a watch!
WorldinMotion1 2 years ago
"Green is the new Red....."
95thFoot 2 years ago 10
spot on.
nicholasproductions1 2 years ago
Okay Okay okay the only reason im here is i saw the audi commercial and was like WfF?
Seriously? Hitting the streets? Were they not at the superbowl? Did they not see the confetti? All that confetti you would think the 'Green Police' would have sh*t themselves.
It makes no sense to me. Have you ever been able to wipe up after a sloppy joe with just one napkin? No. i call bs.
And last I learned in science that co2 is a good thing. We need it to get by. Plants need it. Now its bad? whatever.
TimexforxChange 2 years ago
This campaign is incredibly offensive. With civil liberties being strangled by the hour, do we need a car maker threatening us also?
12horatius 2 years ago
Thanks to this commercial, used an entire roll of paper towels after eating a sandwich. "Consider yourselves warned". Kiss my ass!
mcbain752 2 years ago
That is totally unreasonable. What's next? Wipe your ass with only one sheet of toilet paper?
jewellssweety 2 years ago
Congrats, green police, because of you, I now intend to use DOUBLE napkins from now on. I'll use a napkin for every bite and throw it away.
So you'll be "hitting the streets" huh? We'll be there to hit back. Great job at getting your message out there.
Rosey0224 2 years ago 2
Please, do a rule, not a joke, to use only 10 cm of toilet paper. Put cameras in WCs. Put brown police officers on duty!
spidercho 2 years ago
I saw this on autoblog and felt compelled to come here and leave a comment in the hopes that Audi would see it. This is one of the dumbest commercials I've ever seen. Ever. Not to mention that the word Green is getting so overused that I want to throw up when I hear it in this context. Audi, maybe you should've saved some precious resources by not wasting your money on continuing this ad campaign.
fcg1502 2 years ago 2
What exactly is 'dumb' about it? The crappy theme? I agree. The lack of flashy CGI effects? The message?
ekszentrik 2 years ago
For a giant global company like Audi that likes to place themselves among the top auto manufacturers in the world, this lacks any sort of interesting element. It's not funny, it has no message, and it just tries to appeal to this new 'Green' label that every company feels they HAVE to attach to their products. I don't care about effects, but for the amount of money they could spend on commericals, this one looks like it was done with a cell phone camera.
fcg1502 2 years ago
Such a shame Audi went with this Commerical, I think I'm back to BMW now >.>
PyQua2 2 years ago
@PyQua2 - lol that's how you determine your car purchases ?
hansoloafros 2 years ago
@hansoloafros - Maybe :P
I'm stuck between the two, still gotta test drive once the new 3 and 1 series come out, but still, irks me to see that Audi is behind something as lame as this XD
PyQua2 2 years ago
is this a joke? Oo you can't take a guy seriously when he's so fat and wears geeky uniform! xD you just want to give him a wedgie! ;O
joojicf 2 years ago
double that thought and the a big WDGIE too
ab0ad 2 years ago
Fish Taco exist???????????? And the theme is fuckin awesome!
lilPat 2 years ago
what's the punishment? bitchslap?
jojoinhere 2 years ago
trying to save the planet with recycling and saving napkins is like bringing a dustpan and brush to an earthquake
KyleD00 2 years ago 4
You use napkins? Wasteful.
cjdamasterco 2 years ago 2
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Cute! I hope it works!
QRDaisy 2 years ago
Right, a fat cop with one napkin per sandwich. Yeah, sure, that white shirt won't be white for long and he'll have dripping sauces running down his knees!
Elodea 2 years ago
wouldn't it be better if places just switched to cloth napkins if dining in? Yeah, they would have to wash, but hey... it's green....
TheMightyKilokahn 2 years ago
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TheNerveOfThisGuy 2 years ago
nice shorts officer dangle dont you have a pride parade to get to.
zartann1856 2 years ago 5
lol the green police.
dudeumidontknow 2 years ago
Associating environmental help with rules and laws is about the worst thing that can be done to promote sustainable living. This is only going to deter people.
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supersybill 2 years ago
What next? Fashion police?
btw.. nice pants and that's a joke, consider yourself .. something.
OMGINKA36 2 years ago
@OMGINKA36 LOL so funny
groplup 2 years ago
I WANT soo much adds by the fashion police! hitting the road with gay slapping omg! fabulous! <3
MissRosary 2 years ago
Its an Audi viral campaign, do 30 seconds of research and you'll see : )
shashauno 2 years ago
HAHA and at the end it does a kind of terms & conditions voice :)
thefunkisstrong 2 years ago
First I throught it was a joke but then I realised they might mean what they are saying
munib1000 2 years ago
To whomever replied with "I east green police for breakfast'. That was EPIC! I wanted to finish of the comment with... And right now I'm - VEWY HUNGWY!
RouenCamren 2 years ago