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  • Green Police totally suck ass. A bunch of bin detectives and climate alarmists

  • These people are doing something to try to help the world. What are some of you doing besides leaving such negative comments. Take as many napkins as you want. Just remember some people are trying to promote conservation. I'm not using one napkin per sandwich, but I'm not being a douche because someone suggests it.

    My PSA: Don't be an asshole to others.

  • your still being a douche

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  • It's "you're", but thanks for trying, kiddo.

  • @kawaii50 well thank you for the grammer lesson professor peabody, lol thats exactly the type of comeback I would expect from some lame ass crying about mean youtube comments, grow a set of balls you fucking little girl.

  • I know right! Being educated is so lame. The fact that I don't have a set is because I am a girl.

    But seriously, let's just agree to disagree and move on. Best of luck and enjoy life.

  • oh yea well you enjoy life smarty pants.

  • Are you promoting an unparrhesiastic commenting environment? What are you, the red police?

  • this green peace is all conspiracy bullshit, napkins are biodegradable just like 90% of all the shit humans use

    Ignore this "green" bullshit and move on, and DON'T feel guilty for taking two napkins

  • Good God Almighty

    Where did you get that hunky man in that cop uniform.

    Man some of these guys wanna make me break a law

  • 1 napkin per 1 piece of the foods mentioned? Fuck that, you'll need a towel for a lot of that shit.

    Faggot-ass tree huggers make me laugh.

  • I think I will use 1000 napkins next time I eat something!!!! lol

  • sloppy joes require no less than three napkins. everyone knows this.

  • I guess they are going to have a humane police too: police that make sure that all animals on farms get the same five star treatment that the the celebrity pets get. Perhaps they'll even try to end meat eating alltogether.

  • USA is now moving forward towards socialistic state.

    What socialism is? a total control over every aspect of your life, first it will be green police, once Americans accept it, next police will follow.

    ENDLESS expansion of government control over you, over your life, over everything.

    Hitler yungen marched under idea of "arian race" idea, you gona march under idea of environmentalism, end for all this is same, just look in history and you will find your answers for what is happening now.

  • Mainstream media is lieing to you.

    Global warming IS A FRAUD!

    Most of the world's scientists are against the global warming THEORY. YES THEORY, IT HAD NEVER BEEN PROVEN.

    Don't believe me? Then believe to 30'000 scientists of USA who signed document which says that there isn't such thing as global warming.

    READ THE EXPOSED UN EMAILS. Where they speak with each other about how to push this lie forward, how to prosecute and shut up honest scientists who are against it.

  • All over the Canada, Europe and US, even down to Florida, there is record low teperatures this year, longest lasting cold temperatures, and record snowfall EVEN IN FLORIDA WHERE I LIVE! Authorities have found out that the global warming scientists were lieing. They hid the evidence that disproved their global warming and manipulated the data to make it look like there is global warming.

  • power control freak scum, power trip god like figures.

  • yes they are.....they wont get me ill give em something to remember

  • The more paper we save the less trees will be grown to make paper... Their logic is completely backwards

  • Actually, you can't farm the land left by a rainforest. Rainforests suck up all of the nutrients out of the dirt, they are only sustained by whatever dead foliage and creatures decompose on the ground. After a rainforest is cleared, the ground is left dry, desolate, and completely useless. This is why deforestation of the rainforest is such a problem, because there is no way to replant a rainforest nor is there any way to farm the remaining land.

  • 1 poop = 1 wipe

  • @grnxlt lmao

  • Not when you've got diarieah

  • @ philosopherKG and videolung the only reason that they have a green uniform is because they are 'green' police.

    there is no reason what so ever for them to have related to the nazi sh*t or anything.

    you freaking youtubers always have something to say. you cant just go with the flow. they are just using the green uniforms to go with their 'green' movement. end of story.

  • This parody is HILARIOUS!

    1 Napkin pure burrito? Wow. Like that's going to happen. :P

    Of course its parody.

    ~TheHolyDarkness Out~

  • One napkin per sloppy joe? That's just brutal.

  • rent-a-cops with athority? (gasp!)

  • Shouldn't I use the sanitary napkin for the fish taco though?  Please respond green police. I don't want to violate Green Law.

  • More like the Green Gestapo.

  • I always grab the whole stack of napkins and throw them on the ground outside....

  • hey, so do I!

  • this is a satyrical stab at the fiendish cult that is eco-friendly people

  • How many squares of toilet paper can we use after pooping out one burrito?

  • lmfao!!!

    1 fish taco....

  • haha

  • Napkins? Really? Aren't they biodegradeable? Gone in a week...what's the message here?

  • 1 lonely moment in the closet.... retard! It's all based on JUNK SCIENCE!! And this one's over the top -- A NAPKIN IS BIODEGRADABLE!!!! wtf?

  • Here comes the Green totalitarians coming at my door. Second I see them ill give them a good non enviormental mouthful of 12 gaugs and 20 gauge buckshots. That is something that the EPA and The Obama Administration can suck on

  • Good on Ya, Man

  • green police ?!? more like the GREEN SWASTIKA , amirite???

  • Im going to start using more napkins now and a whole role of tp everytime I use the bathroom. Why? Because I can.

  • fuck you

  • hey green asshole i use at least 8-10 napkins and i'll use even more if it bothers you. fucking green pig.

  • i throw away paper napkins for fun, so suck me.

  • These ads are not at all amusing if you know anything about predictive programming.

    The media is becoming far more extreme in familiarizing us with a police state. I even observed people on a blog discussing why it was an offence to swear in public (not causing a disturbance of any sort).

    People are actually coming to accept 'the authorities' as having total control over our lives.

    We ignore such things at our peril and I guess we'll inherit the world that we deserve.

  • I think these youtube and TV ads with the green police is a plan to condition us to accept them as normal and good for our society. So it might seem funny but it might actually be a serious attempt to condition our minds. This combined with worldwide catastrophe propoganda due to global warming will condition us.

  • @kjordon1

    These methods are known as Predictive Programming and Desensitization.

    I have observed similar 'sketches' on my local radio - not advertisements, just comedy sketches involving the programme presenter (someone the listener is familiar with) & the police.

    These methods will help to make people comfortable with a Police State when they 'restore order' after creating a state of chaos.

    It's not difficult to observe the advancing steps leading people in that direction.

  • I'm all against napkin waste, but the rule should really be 2 napkins. Cause you need 1 to use while you eat and 1 to use after you're done. If these napkins were of high quality 1 would be fine, unfortunately they usually are of poor quality due to being made of recycled material in the first place. Kind of ironic but true. I mean you never use one square of toilet paper for each poop, so its kinda the same concept. Green police better be armed, otherwise they are in for some mean ass kicking!

  • When I go to my favorite sammich joint I always axe for extra napkans cuz the shit is greasy yo. Sometimes I have to use extra TP when i eat that stuff yo.

    Come get me you Green Rotten Piggies!

  • I oversee this project.

  • Keep pushing NWO, the caged animal bites back.

  • @foam27

    tell em foam!!!

  • remember, you are only allowed to use one sheet of toilet paper for every log you pass; and you must obey the 8pm bedtime rule in case you produce too much carbon dioxide through daytime activity and rapid breathing

  • A "watermelon" is a communist red scumbag hiding within a "green" skin. These ads are great, they mock the self-righteous bastards of the left.

  • Napkins are paper; paper are from trees; thus napkins decompose. I know this ad is a joke but I see nothing wrong with paper waste unless we're using more than what we can put back.

  • @ParkourEh what it takes more then one napkin 2 start a fire in da wigwam (LOL)i agree we kneed 2 not stop using napkins we kneed 2 stop using trees we kneed 2 start using himp or other non tree products that produce the same product ,SORRY The Green Police YOU CANT GO AFTER THE DRUG ATTACK YOU MUST GO AFTER THE DRUG DEALER 4 WITH OUT HIM THERE IS NO DRUGS !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • No discussion of using hemp paper, however. These fools are all wrong. They don't care about the environment. They care about control of the populous. scammers...

  • This is ridiculous. This isn't even funny. If anything, this is actually very disturbing because we all know that advocates of this idiotic agenda aren't kidding around.

  • As boring as a real police insturction video.

  • FGP .....

    f--k Green Police

    f--k the Fascist Government

    f--k the new world bullshit

    from an ex-progressive who actually cares about the Constitution

  • Take up arms, these police are trying to become something real, not just a fun commercial. Also wear tinfoil hats so the government cant read your thoughts

  • when taking a dump,liberals use only one sheet of toilet paper per shitting,uhh sitting

  • namtes, I heard when Bush took a dump, he used the shredded constitution to wipe ass with. But it left traces of Hemp on his Butt so he tested positive for being a war criminal.

  • when taking a dump, most people wipe their ass with namtesyalp.

  • when the green police wipe their ass's they use copies of the Bill of Rights and the constitutions.

    just pure propaganda!

  • burn the napkins dumbass

  • @djangothecat - well said, but it's actually eco-Marxists.

  • @theCelestrian Eco-Nazi was actually supposed to be a parody of 'soup-Nazi' from Seinfeld. Our government is actually creating a new blend of Statism.

    They have a lot of ism's in their soup.

    Collectivism/Socialism/Fascism­/Marxism/Communism. They'd just never add Capitalism to the mix.

    We're screwed.

  • from the looks of this fascist, he's been eating at least everything he just mentioned on a daily basis.That's a lot of napkins Porky.

  • Sarah Palin comments a movie - Waterworld

    watch?v=x7qRzDUQtA4

  • Keep pushing NWO, the caged animal bites back.

  • As I like to say, "DON'T TREAD ON ME, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

    HOO-YAH!!

  • Sheryl Crow........, another typical libtard - a Chairman Maobama supporter - states that we should only use one piece of toilet paper in order to save the planet.

    Heil Maobama!

  • how much toilet paper may i use to wipe my ass?

  • one sh1t, one sheet, lol

  • There are many taxes on the horizon if you allow this to pass includng issues of home invasion. Don't be fooled into ignoring this by looking at the clashing of heads. The more people that ignore this the higher the chance that this will pass. Green campaigners are paying people to attack discenters on the web and give false representations of people with the truths on the issue. Nobody benefits from this Green nonsense. Communities will be fooled into spying on eachother like old ladies unless

  • Spectatio.....

    My god your a fuking tard.

    It's a car commercail.....for a 51+ MPG car ( a pretty god damm sweet one at that)

  • This is Disgusting.

  • Hey fat boy! You should do you part and eat less. Maybe walk a little too. OBA-a-a-a m-a-a

  • Isn't AlGore the commander of the Green Police?

    Maybe he will be interviewed when his private jet lands.

  • Audi USA

    I want to express my anger at your recent Super Bowl Ad.

    Your attempt to inject humor and to laugh at the thought of the loss of freedom, and suggest a widespread uncontroled police state, by a German company is the height of stupidity.

    Shame on you. You shoulld pull this add. End your Youtube support of "The Green Police" and apologize to America.

  • Humor today. Reality tomorrow.

  • umm.. the green police are real.. Yes this video may be a joke. But look it up. There are REAL green police now and they CAN charge your for environmental infractions such as emissions and waste disposal.

  • OH NO THE POOR NAPKINS!

  • The number of napkins required depends not on the number of sandwiches, but how messy it is and the quality of the napkin. You would look really ridiculous if you still had sauce all over your face because you were only alloted one cheap napkin. Besides - paper is a renewable resource and they do grow trees specifically for paper.

  • @4TIMESAYEAR True it depends on the qaulity but look, trees take time to grow and the world cuts down way more than what they plant and regrowing trees take yrs. People should recycle unused napkins instead of throwin them out or at least the compost.

  • compost i agree, but working in forestry i know that trees grow alot quicker then some of the hippies out there want to realize. not only that but the majority of deforistation occurs in the southern hemisphere. since they need food and all. but as for us up north our forests are pretty much holding steady. logging like food production has gotten more responsible. remember the dust bowl??

  • Paper trees don't take long to grow at all. They have farms that grow them; they are an agricultural crop and more are planted when they are cut down; a true renewable resource. Not using trees to make paper is like not eating the vegetables from your garden.

  • oh well I wasn't aware of that. I was thinking more of like the rainforest and stuff

  • The rainforest you don't even have to farm. O_o

    Things grow radically different down at the equator (aka, in the *jungle*). You can clear cut an acre there, and within 1 year, 98% of will have recovered.

    Its hard to explain that in the rainforest, there are only two seasons: Rain, and more Rain. With consistent 12 hours/day sunlight, all year round.

    You think they farm the rainforest? Plants already grow at truly insane rates compared to temperate climates.

    ~TheHolyDarkness Out~

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness

    Not really man...

    People DO farm on places were the rainforst was cut down and, well, it would be really nice if things just recovered in a year...

    Here in Brazil they grow soybeans, for example...

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness

    He isn't talking about farming the rainforest, he is talking about people farming other things on places where the rainforest was cut down, farming on top of where the rainforest should be.

  • For those who think this is a joke, It's no joke. It's the next phase. We've already got councils installing monitors in your recycling and green bins to see how frequently you put them out on the kerb for collection. What do you think they're going to do next when they decide you don't put yours out frequently enough.

  • fascists

  • N W O..... Love it!

  • I don't think this was filmed in michigan. The Eagle on the badge is illegal in michigan.

  • Oh come on. It's a joke, people! Of course it's over the top. It's supposed to be.

    Grow a sarcasm, people!

  • Green Police??? These people need to be arrested for impersonating officers. wtf is this garbage? GEORGE SOROS IS A CRIMINAL PIECE OF TRASH.

  • what happens when the sandwich is digested? Do you only use one square of toilet paper, you green fascist

  • looks like he forgot to shave... Oh wait he can probably only shave once a week or the earth would over heat.

  • Take the bus, ride a bike, walk! Hitchhike! Whatever you do, just don't buy an Audi, not after seeing these obscene and offensive TV spots!

  • Come in our homes and tell us this crap, we will make sure you rot in our compost heaps for our gardens.

  • Global Warming Fraud, Scare mongering EU United Nations New World Order Scum Bags. SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!

  • Humorless, tasteless, ugly, stupid and scary!

  • Your diet is ten times worse for the planet than one silly recycled paper napkin, you dweeb!

  • is this green police stuff real? seriously i really want to know i dont watch much t.v.

  • dear sgt erich pfeifer, you are a sell out piece of shit scumbag..fuck all the green police, i hope you all burn in hell

  • then new world order has hijacked our republic..stop feeding into the new world order beast system..wake up and get informed..check out my page for info

  • Fifty of us just got laid off from the napkin factory we've worked so hard at for years..... thank you green police!

  • The green policeeee ♫

  • understand global warming etc is the big stick to control your food , water , energy , everything you need for life . Never forget the goal of climate change .

    This add is propoganda plain and simple

  • thank you

  • how many napkins to wipe ass

  • For all you dumb asses who think this is a great idea, Audi is making fun of you.

  • Finally I hope the US starts crackn down on the pigs ruining our natural resources

  • Haven't seen one...Feb. 07, 2010???

  • The 'Green Police' should consider themselves warned, try that shit around me and I will kill the offending officer and stake his body to the front of his Audi!

  • Green Police FAIL. Being green means you don't eat meat.

  • Z06F4i, Oh Give me a break about Pitty on the Jews. The word Green Police can mean anything nowdays and who cares about some Banker jews anyways that ruined Germanies economy as well. I bet anything that you are just a slick talking back eastern Jewish Chevy Salesmen doing a depserate attempt of steering business your way. Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place.

  • @911sheeple

    911sheeple - how many times have you been detained for your mental ill-health, and be disgnosed for that without being locked up. We have the right to know.

  • hinforr, Oh, Oh I've been shot by yet another drive by commentor using the old "You Need Help" slogan because I am AWARE of the Jews infiltraiting the Governments and corps around the world. So I guess with the right JEWISH Shrink working for the state you just might get your wish. After all, Those that are aware, are very dangerous at exposing your JewBoys whole scheme of a New World Order. and Total Control. Germans are smart, build great cars. My dad had an Audi and it was a really good car.

  • "Like I'd ever buy a car from a Jew in first place" then be consistent and stop IM and texting, throw away your cell phone and your computer Your intel and motorola chips were developed in Israel. GET OFF THE INTERNET you pig.

  • first of all....you cant afford an Audi.

    Second, i wont even comment on your little anti-semitic rant, because your a fucking retard, and not worth it.

    Third...... well, the second post basically summed it up.

  • @Z06F4i I heard about that too! Terrible mistake by Audi! They need to check their facts!

  • These police officers of the earth were set in motion to educate the masses on making small difference that really matter. As well as setting the parade in motion for the premiere of the new Audi Turbo Diesel, named Green Car Journal's 201 "Green Car of the Year." Very satirical clip, worth a watch!

  • "Green is the new Red....."

  • spot on.

  • Okay Okay okay the only reason im here is i saw the audi commercial and was like WfF?

    Seriously? Hitting the streets? Were they not at the superbowl? Did they not see the confetti? All that confetti you would think the 'Green Police' would have sh*t themselves.

    It makes no sense to me. Have you ever been able to wipe up after a sloppy joe with just one napkin? No. i call bs.

    And last I learned in science that co2 is a good thing. We need it to get by. Plants need it. Now its bad? whatever.

  • This campaign is incredibly offensive. With civil liberties being strangled by the hour, do we need a car maker threatening us also?

  • Thanks to this commercial, used an entire roll of paper towels after eating a sandwich. "Consider yourselves warned". Kiss my ass!

  • That is totally unreasonable. What's next? Wipe your ass with only one sheet of toilet paper?

  • Congrats, green police, because of you, I now intend to use DOUBLE napkins from now on. I'll use a napkin for every bite and throw it away.

    So you'll be "hitting the streets" huh? We'll be there to hit back. Great job at getting your message out there.

  • Please, do a rule, not a joke, to use only 10 cm of toilet paper. Put cameras in WCs. Put brown police officers on duty!

  • I saw this on autoblog and felt compelled to come here and leave a comment in the hopes that Audi would see it. This is one of the dumbest commercials I've ever seen. Ever. Not to mention that the word Green is getting so overused that I want to throw up when I hear it in this context. Audi, maybe you should've saved some precious resources by not wasting your money on continuing this ad campaign.

  • What exactly is 'dumb' about it? The crappy theme? I agree. The lack of flashy CGI effects? The message?

  • For a giant global company like Audi that likes to place themselves among the top auto manufacturers in the world, this lacks any sort of interesting element. It's not funny, it has no message, and it just tries to appeal to this new 'Green' label that every company feels they HAVE to attach to their products. I don't care about effects, but for the amount of money they could spend on commericals, this one looks like it was done with a cell phone camera.

  • Such a shame Audi went with this Commerical, I think I'm back to BMW now >.>

  • @PyQua2 - lol that's how you determine your car purchases ?

  • @hansoloafros - Maybe :P

    I'm stuck between the two, still gotta test drive once the new 3 and 1 series come out, but still, irks me to see that Audi is behind something as lame as this XD

  • is this a joke? Oo you can't take a guy seriously when he's so fat and wears geeky uniform! xD you just want to give him a wedgie! ;O

  • double that thought and the a big WDGIE too

  • Fish Taco exist???????????? And the theme is fuckin awesome!

  • what's the punishment? bitchslap?

  • trying to save the planet with recycling and saving napkins is like bringing a dustpan and brush to an earthquake

  • You use napkins? Wasteful.

  • Right, a fat cop with one napkin per sandwich. Yeah, sure, that white shirt won't be white for long and he'll have dripping sauces running down his knees!

  • wouldn't it be better if places just switched to cloth napkins if dining in? Yeah, they would have to wash, but hey... it's green....

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  • nice shorts officer dangle dont you have a pride parade to get to.

  • lol the green police.

  • Associating environmental help with rules and laws is about the worst thing that can be done to promote sustainable living. This is only going to deter people.

  • What next? Fashion police?

    btw.. nice pants and that's a joke, consider yourself .. something.

  • @OMGINKA36 LOL so funny

  • I WANT soo much adds by the fashion police! hitting the road with gay slapping omg! fabulous! <3

  • Its an Audi viral campaign, do 30 seconds of research and you'll see : )

  • HAHA and at the end it does a kind of terms & conditions voice :)

  • First I throught it was a joke but then I realised they might mean what they are saying

  • To whomever replied with "I east green police for breakfast'. That was EPIC! I wanted to finish of the comment with... And right now I'm - VEWY HUNGWY!