The Return of the Retarded Duck (The Duck Song 2 Parody)

[niralip98]

aye aye what chu say nigaa ?

:DD LOL

[zToXiKzPS3]

LMAO! THIS IS AWESoME LOL but what does he say at 1:14?

[webkinztrader111]

lol



[PunkdYourHabbo]

The duck said: Bitches love my penis cause its really big!

So the woman said: you FUCKING SHITHEAD, you're out of luck!

The duck said: ay, ay whatchu say nigga?

SHITHEAD!

Yo squeeze it nigga!

[Terrificturkey67]

lol

[machinimarespawn9]

a duck wadled up to the corner store and he said to the wh**e running the store thumbs up if you thought that too

[aballoenergy]

that strap-ons part is from ultimate orgy of homosexuality

[Freak4Avatar]

Aye, what you say nigga!?

[mrswagger991001]

bitches love my penis cause its really big!!! thats from a song called show me your genitals!!!!!

[MegaBlazer87]

bitches love my penis cause it really big

[mrswagger991001]

@MegaBlazer87 thats from a song called show me your genitals!! just a little fyi

[XxKittyMeow]

THIS IS EPIC!!!!!! :D

[TheGloryOFilms]

This is fucking hilarious

[Teddybeardamien]

what the fuck 

[Moses99351]

I could listen to this all day long.

[DIZZYSNIPES]

'Im gonna go jack off'

HAHAHAHAHA

[farkimi1]

Wot are strap-ons? I'm not dumb or anything

[TheAssassin111]

@farkimi1 Google it, :P

[haannaah1997xx]

@TheAssassin111 no

[killermoki99]

@TheAssassin111 Gonna go jack off

[2pikachu8]

@farkimi1 yet you can't spell what

[bstangs617]

your my bitch

[blissfullyawake]

i like the ending when he died

[killermoki99]

Your hilarous 

[constrictor1256]

Lmao, 1:12 is my favorite part, HAHAHAHA

[bstangs617]

u fuckin shit head

[FangSuei101]

but the women looks like she is really saying shithead

[ThirdStreetsaints019]

girls love my fuqing dick LOL

[Cacowninja]

Thanks for making these they are hilarious by the way I think forrestfire101 disliked this 12 times.

[100socko]

nigga stole my bike

[He11boy999]

0:15 whats the name of that song

[mrswagger991001]

i dont know about u but im gonna check out that your a faggot harry!

[DrSox962]

Its funny how it actually looks like hes saying it :P

[StrawberryKiller101]

lol 0:40 funniest part of it!

[YouFailin3D]

Should have said, "Said to the whore, running the store."

[mrswagger991001]

the duck said:

gotta go jack off!

[epic713]

1:10  ololololololol

[melissangel11]

YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP

[TheNewMessi101]

never mess with this shop keeper

[MultiDollar1234]

@0:42,hahahahaha

[kaka5850]

i am picturing his big penis



[epic713]

2:09 ololol

[noah1perkins]

suck my weiner lmfao

[MegaTriickZz]

Everyone sub to my channel

[Do1phinDreamer]

*dies behind screen of hysterical laughter*

[9000PINGAS]

where it shows SLU behind the register i think it means sluts

[melissangel11]

lol lol lol lol lol

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miles5501]

can you put links to all the soundtrack and songs u used like bitches love my penis cuz its really big and the ey ey what u say nigga and squeeze it nigga haha thanks

[noah1perkins]

@miles5501 agreed

[KingPong4161]

First ducks twin

[cookiemonster0153]

how could the duck be in this song if he died in your first vertion

[Trystenselinger]

Jon Lejoie :DDD

[giosgirl01]

Love

[timstee10]

WHAT DUH FU boom gose the dynamite

[CoDxNatIOns]

its hardly retarded its just funny

[JC55a]

that duck is fucked up



[LOL1234567891021]

0:28 i meant

[LOL1234567891021]

0:20 halarios

[godgodboy55]

free porno mags

[KillerClay66]

Make a nother one

[Gingerisgoofy]

You fuckin' shithead! Eh eh what you sayin' nigger? Shithead! Eh squeeze it nigger!

[LittlestPetshops4Eva]

hey b****es love my penis cos it's really big lolz

[kacpigh2]

eh eh what you say nigga?!

[SamowzGaming]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT WOMAN! :)

[zahr2507]

i think this one is better than the first. Also got any "free porno mags?"



[LukasCYP]

lmao gangsta nigga duck

[DylanTheMusician]

I think the first one was better that this one. But both of them are funny.

[dontlitsentowarnings]

i still dont know how he came back alive

[xXF1eeXx]

Hey *Bom Bom Bom* Bitches love my penis cuz its really big

[Linkjerto]

The duck said:

Its fucking retarded.

[TheMyboyblue12]

love the beginning

[TheDaylon21]

lol

[xxlonelysniperx]

funniest part I think is your my b###h f##king a#s bang suck my w####r

[xxlonelysniperx]

love it best youtube video ever duck walks up says I gotta go jack off lol

[xxlonelysniperx]

what the fu boom :)

[julianisblack]

beautiful end ya woman: wtf shotgun:bam yay

[kicbakzack]

1:21 whats the name off that song :P

[TheAssassin111]

@kicbakzack Some song by Afroman, i think its called "Colt 45"

[killermoki99]

@TheAssassin111 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAH

[Vindowvista]

@TheAssassin111 more plz :D

[kooldog0814]

@kicbakzack its ether colt 45 or its because i got high both by afro man

[5577Luke]

1:16

"Look im trying not to shout but"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

[itsCarter4]

ITS Fucking Retarded



[itsCarter4]

Bitches LIke Mine Penus cuase its really big

[itsCarter4]

Your Mine Bitch!

[Mermaidgirl4900]

Funny!

[cocoman249]

U RULE ANOTHER TIMLESS CLASSIC

[cocoman249]

tell me another duck story U R SO FUCKED UP

[Rawrzloverschu]

Girl:Look I'm tying not to shout SHUT THE FUCK UP of get out XDDDD I almost pissed myself at that part

[juanito507]

Girl: Tell me another duck story

Man: You are so fuked up...

[Bomber1234WusHere]

"Hey, got any strap ons...what the fu....

[chrissey1203]

this is so funny

[JoBoMano]

1:19 the duck said what?

[xenoofthedemon]

I agree with that duck. Females enjoy my genitalia because it is quite large

[mostvaluablegamerxD]

lol bitches love my penis cuz its really big

[sootiestbat0]

Got any strap-ons

[MegaGokuvsVegeta]

biches love ma dick cas its real big

[IcpStatus]

LOL 0:39 to 0:56

[spongebob2awesome]

LOL

[snowsparks31]

then he could never waddle again... til the very next day

[Ellandisme123]

2:10 2 2:16 LOL xD

[Ellandisme123]

Gotta go jack off!!!! xD

[multigamesco]

da fuck they shoulve changed the word woman into whore so it sounds lik:

and he said to the whore, runnin the store

[nerfmike]

Where did you get that clip at 0:40

[terrion67]

yo squeeze it nigga!!

[starkiller902]

Duck:Hey Bitch got any Marijuana

[videogames350]

Lol 0:40 to 0:44

[nerfmike]

press 3 lol

[aldo124xboxking]

i love it when he says...............1:46

[MrThunderbolt26]

MAKE NUMBER 3

[that1guy974]

bitchez love my penis cuz itz really big!!!

[that1guy974]

free porno magz



[MrPimp9967]

this is sik

[geoffgrace01]

Die duck die but u r cind

[SuperCoolman190]

I AM GLAD HE IS DEAD

[MrPimp9967]

rate my vid

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[iWANNABEGRIZZ]

dear 'theassassin111'

ur a beast

[dragoonx41]

make the 3rd, this is funny ROFL

[Darwich522]

um @Xxals187xx yea belieber here he got a bigger dick than you so stfu... before i shut if for you...

[Fivefires24]

This reminds me of my Ex-Wife.

[Xxals187xx]

The dislike bar is the same size as Justin Bieber's penis.

[TheAssassin111]

@Xxals187xx Like always...

[Xxals187xx]

@TheAssassin111 wooooooo you replied to meeeee yay thanks that made my day!!!!

[KingThiazzi]

@TheAssassin111 not always, hated videos´may have the like bar as his penis :/

[MrCODBlackOpsPro123]

@Xxals187xx if he had one

[funnyfoxe]

@Xxals187xx thats way to big for him

[1alien63]

@Xxals187xx What penis?

[Imawesome1291]

@Xxals187xx The like bar is the same size as my penis :)

[LittlestPetshops4Eva]

@Xxals187xx hahaha lol



[MrZakary50]

i loled at 2:10

[Sunshine030801]

Bitches love my penis cuz its really big!! Shit head your outta luck! Hey, hey what you say nigger!? Shit head!! Squeeze it nigger!!!

[Logology101]

I see they haven't installed gravity in the corner-store yet.

[motozombie01]

So female dogs like his penis freaky dude freaky

[mcclure789]

LOL

[Shanedawsonfan389]

Whats he say at 0:24?

[eoin12341234]

0:48 :L

[Greatsackboy7]

bitches like my penis cus its really big

[quickfingers11]

what does the duck say at 0:16 ?

[TheAssassin111]

@quickfingers11 He says "Free porno mags?"

[JasonNajeraLover]

@TheAssassin111 It sounds like "Greek Porno Mags"

[Kamikaze1943ful]

@quickfingers11 porn mags or porn magazines

[MrReapsta12]

0:41 :P



[kowjuice11]

1:17 sounds like rage quit

[nochber1]

it is not good

[Deitylinkster]

at 1

:20n what song is that

[alvikam]

It's fucking retarded.

[MrBlackopZombiRapist]

1:06 i never laugh so hard.

[KokuroUchiha]

Go to 2:12

[Obsessivecatlover]

there is nothinng good i can quote from this vid

[MultiAk47king]

squeeze it hard nigga ......LoooooooooooL

[noah1perkins]

1:52 lmao

[TheVGTop10Show]

Ay squeese it nigga

[8fudgeyum]

GIRL:tell me another duck story

DAD:YOUR SO F***** UP

[MrMichael8113]

THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY VIDEO

[Kiana79797]

tell me another duck story!!! "you r so fucked up* XD LOL

[cr7rules4ever]

0:40 to0:55 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious

[MrDrSenoir]

giggty gigghty at 0:43 or a little before

[WhoAmIAmRicky]

squeeze what? XD

[newtmaniac360]

gotta go jack off bitch plz make a 3rd one

[awesomeguy0214]

are you making a third one

[snowsparks31]

sorry im not trying not to shout shut the fuck up or get out LOL

[snowsparks31]

lol

[LAmati86Gh]

0:42 best line

[TheMasterOfFireL]

Bitches love my penis cuz it's really big LOL

[SilverSpades123]

Glotta go jack off! Yeeee...Lmfao!!

[emilyhope2001]

there r soo fking hullarious



[brickarmsbattles]

"Hey, what you say, nigga?"!!! ROFL!!!!XD

[acex007]

lol at 1:13 colt 45!

[snowsparks31]

LOL XD YOU HAVE TO MAKE MORE!!!!!! thumb up if you agree!

[akele19023]

most off this is from sponge bob bad vesion