The Colony - Self Defense

[gobykinglord]

It's an entirely urban environment. No guns. Flamethrowers.

[furyofbongos]

Mandatory ads? FAIL. See ya.

[jallendubya]

Morgan almost knoced heself out with her own mamrial protruberences.

[jallendubya]

@jallendubya Why don't you learn how to spell it's knocked-herself-and mamarial

[jallendubya]

Boy I'd b scared of her?! She dont know dik she's the expert just cause she took 1 no means no class. Knees, elbows, head (use crown of head), I've see shins break by throwing kicks by people WAY MORE EXPERIENCED than her. You must condition bone before you start dishing out shins. Primary targets eyes, groin, throat, can't fight if u can't see or breathe much less if you have a blown out testicle or ovary. Most fights turn to grappeling so bite bite bite no rules in a fight.

[KiddCooties]

...Don't you think that the enemy will be holding something like...gee,idk. A bat? a gun? something?

[Ayla8711]

Karate is not going to get you very far in a real life survival situation, nor will anything else that emphasizes foot work more than hand to hand combat (Tae Kwon Do)

She would've had more value to the colony if she were trained in krav magra, MCMAP, MMA. These styles empasize neutralizing your opponent with whatever means neccesary.

[nicholas1134rules]

wow shouldnt they be helping the guys? lol useless women....wasting energy and consuming resources

[CaIlidus]

That would of been better if they actually had a martial art professional. It would be interesting to see how he adapts, it would also give a better perspective on fighting.

I would be 99.9% sure he would be lethal and straight to the point.

kicks to the groin, elbows knees, and improvised weapons at all times.

[alakaboom4]

gona be harder to get them in the kitchen now >:(

[IPurgeNonBelievers]

Yelling "Huuuah" doesn't do anything...

[PolarizXXX]

lol if this was real i would laugh if they try to punch someone and the person just pulls a gun and shoots her xD

[WiiLink89]

in a post apoc world. there will be little human hand to hand combat and more gangs. martial arts fails against any gun.

[sweetakagabriel2]

wtf only dumd ass girls are there

[eddiedaskull]

High roundhouse kicks are easy to catch or block with a hand tool or one's eblow

[fixdeluxe1]

WHY don't they at least have paintball guns or airsoft ones to simulate firearms,because in ANY situation like this I would have a gun on me,as well as blades and a melee weapon.

[Redlightning7]

Yep. She'd be dead pretty quick.

[zecnobot]

bag not hit back

[PillowDood]

Anybody with a sense of a real life and death situation, would see thru this bitch's fancy karate bullshit and pass guard during her telegraphed high kick "attack" and stomp/choke/face smash/rape the shit outta her.

Shes more worthless than the bitchy nurse and even the fat dumb "rocket scientist". Stupid cunts should focus on cooking and re-population.

[leokuan]

I see absolutely no place for this annoying character's skill-set in a world such as the one presented in this show; weapons/intelligence/knowledge > trying to kick someone in the head who's twice your size. She does know how to kick with her front leg though. If you know anything about kicking, you know that counts for something. Still, that mere fact doesn't change anything, and in some cases, knowing how to fight a little will only create a false sense of security.

[tep2005]

To those who just can't stop mouthing off about this girl, cool it. I'm sure you're the Bruce Lee incarnate in your own little world, but she is at least boosting these women's self confidence and somewhat improving their odds.

[TheVampyreCat]

@tep2005 At least someone has some "common" sense. I still don't like the show much though because it is a dumb reality show.

[sliksam101]

hahaha did you hear when she says sometimes the best form of offense is defense, stupid women got the phrase muddled up its actually other way round best form of defense is offense

[L0rdBalmung1]

it can go both ways :)

[PillowDood]

dumbass, the winning form of offense is offense. 1 on 1, its full on kill or be killed. Or keep "defending" against throat punches, knee smashing, and fishhooking.

[NicholaiAlexander]

I love how everyone hates on someone because of 5 minutes they get in a television show.

[AfricanH3ro]

When she beat that dude yesterday I was like wtf, he could have ended her two times in that fight if it was real.

[WutLawl]

i cant stand this lady : / hope she tries to fight and gets shot XD!

[punkrock1912]

i like this show iget all into it jaja

[Membrane556]

This was one of the dumber episodes of this show.

Most her her martial arts is just show off if that guy was serious he would have stomped her.

besides a life and death fight will involve improvised weapons.

But the truth is those who have guns and know how to use them will be top dog in such a post apocalyptic situation.

Really the only people who really would survive would be the handyman,the CE guy, and the Mech engineer.

[lastswordfighter]

@Membrane556 The guys with guns would be set until the ammunition ran out. You can only scavenge and reload ammunition so many time till the stock piles are gone.

[crazypig1011]

@Membrane556 She's not teaching them to fight people with guns... There aren't even any guns in this show.

>:(

[labartic]

"Your best offense is your defense."

No bitch it goes like this...

"The best defense is a good offense"

[NicholaiAlexander]

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you fail.

[labartic]

internet insults, lovem all like retarded down syndrome babies

[NicholaiAlexander]

Cry some more, hypocrite.

[labartic]

how am I a hypocrite?

[HomemadeLabRat]

martial arts? no match against  those arabs with ak´s and 50 cal

[pivgfm]

u know what. am starting to hate the martial arts girl. she really bugs me. and i dont think that she would honestly stand a chance against anyone 'cept the colony girls.the thought of the show is interesting but all of them would be killed in real life 'cept maybe the handyman and the doctor. u dont really need intelligence as much as cunning and smarts. this show could have been better. they fucked it up

[NicholaiAlexander]

Leilani (the martial arts girl) has already stood a chance and beat a man who's easily twice her size. And I hate to break it to you, but the words 'cunning' and 'smarts' are synonyms of intelligence.

[labartic]

LMAO you honestly think she would stand a chance if that guy was trying to kill her? Not a fucking chance in hell.  Her high kicks leave her wide open to being knocked off her feet. A big guy like that would smash through her guard totally and then punch her to death or stomp her to death. A real fight would be over in about 5 seconds. This shit is a joke

[wade2bosh]

a) he cant attack her

b) he faked the loss cuz they told him to

c) you know nothing about martial arts.

[L0rdBalmung1]

it was a faked fight lol

[labartic]

Agreed. I get a laugh out of that self defense instructor. Id stomp her ass in a heart beat, as would nearly any man who wanted to. She uses so many kicks, which are totally impractical to use in a real fight.

They should have guns, fighting with your hands is a joke unless youre trained to KILL people with your hands, which they arent.

The people who drove around to trade and were armed, realistically wouldve just shot them all, since they dont have firearms.

Get some guns you losers

[pivgfm]

yea. i mean if it was real they wouldnt barter with them, they would TAKE the things they wanted.and what can they do? try to kick them?karate chop them? haha. like i said, this had potential to be a very good show but they just made it like the mtv shit. only with less resources.

[aznkevinnumber7]

Wow. In a real fight, you would of got beaten up. Why wouldn't you use a kick in a fight. If you don't you clearly don't know how to fight. What happens when someone is good at guarding his/her upper area? You would just punch? Just can't just punch at his legs, that makes you open. So what do you do? You KICK. After the person is injured, that person lets his/her guard off, therefore owning them.

[labartic]

Kicks arent bad, unless you use them improperly. She constantly kicks high, making it extremely easy for her opponent to simply plow into her and knock her over, then its over.

A kick to the chin, the groin, okay sure, but trying to kick at someones face? If your opponent is actually trying to kill you, you likely wont get the chance, and if you do, youll end up on your ass anyway when they rush into you and pound your face into the floor.

She is just fancy bullshit, and would die.

[L0rdBalmung1]

Mirko Cro Cop

all I gotta say....

[L0rdBalmung1]

"so many kicks, which are impractical to use in a real fight."

Mirko Cro Cop. Look it up.

[TheVampyreCat]

@L0rdBalmung1 A roundhouse is not an impractical kick.

[L0rdBalmung1]

@TheVampyreCat

Reread my comment....

this wouldnt be a problem if you were a grammar nazi lol.

[Jsnowboard]

let me quote you quickly, "u dont really need intelligence as much as cunning and smarts." you contemplated yourself so hard right there its unbelievable

[ne0nsurf]

most countries have differing opinions than the u.s.s.a and britain.

[joshthemyth1]

yea thats true and i see ur point

[joshthemyth1]

also on a side note but mabye its just me but in the last 10 yrs ive seen violence increase dramatically mabye its just me now seeing things but i dont remember violence being this crazy as it is now anyone care to comment cause iam curious what anyone has to say thnx

[ne0nsurf]

knshuffler,

you are an illiterate cock gobbler and not even worthy of breathing my air. please go kill yourself you inane poo sniffing faggot ball licker. clearly you suffer from cognitive stupidity.

btw if you aren't a good enough wrestler than you cannot postion yourself to do ground and pound and hold your position. just ask cro-cop. fedor beat him on the ground and cro cop was one of the best punchers and kickers in mma.

btw last time i checked, most mma titles were owned by whites

[iseeyou94056]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TOLD HIM

[joshthemyth1]

what about yellows? last i heard russia is an asian country not euro sir also i gave u a 1 hand up cause ur point on wrestling is true

[ne0nsurf]

what crack are you smoking. russia is a caucasion country not mongoloid.

yes parts of it are in asia but that matters very little to it's genetic make up which is primarely caucasoid.

btw many have considered the west of russia as part of europe.

furthermore europe was always part of asia many millenia ago when it was called eurasia.

[joshthemyth1]

no ur right and no as u can see i dont look like i smoke crack iam in great shape actually but ur also wrong on the national geographical map russia is not considerd europe its ASIA

[ne0nsurf]

i'm just stating that russia and moscow was often considered a part of europe at the time of peter the great but not before.

furthermore in the times of eur-asia(many millenia ago), russia would have been a part of eur-asia also.

[ihelk]

wrestling is acted. they are stunt men who body build and sometimes take steroids

[ne0nsurf]

wrestling in mma dumbfuck

[ihelk]

my bad. btw dont be a prick about it

[bscutajar]

what noobs

[n1k7873]

GARBAGE!!!

[idntknomyusername]

i love this show but i always miss it!!

[popcornreviews]

CRAP!

[Derleiter17]

agreed

[armenac92]

hahaha fucking bitches i hate that fat bitch "ohh" "ohh"

[ne0nsurf]

morgan is a fat fucking ugly cunt. what's the lelani pussyrag gonna do if that fat cunt sits on her???

a wrestler will always beat a kicker or puncher.

watch mma and learn, primitves

[knshuffler]

Dude you obviously dont know shit about MMA. Saying a wrestler will always beat a Striker is the stupidest shit Ive ever heard. Second your not gonna see a wrestler win all the time in MMA cuz MMA is MIXED MARTIAL ARTS. Try grappling without striking, then try it with striking its a whole different game.

But on a different note I would whoop the shit out of that dumb black girl. lol

[ne0nsurf]

PLEASE BUY SOME MORE NEURONS FAG, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T DOING MMA. most people either punch or take it to the ground, i.e. wrestle and wrestlers will always beat a boxer.

case closed

[knshuffler]

Thats the most ignorant thing ive ever heard.

You need to realized there more than wrestling and boxing. I already know you dont know wtf you are talking about because you call them kickers or punchers lol.

[pivgfm]

said the same things. if anyone was a mma fighter, hardly anyone would talk shit but she isnt.

[nexxudrine]

I had no idea misogyny was still so rampant. It's so easy to see women as lazy, idle, or distracted on this show because society still reinforces the gender roles of "ME, TARZAN DO HEAVY LIFTING AND SMART-MAKING, AND YOU, JANE STAND AROUND AND LOOK GOOD."

*sigh*

[ne0nsurf]

go suck some cock fanboy

[alrightypewriter]

The rest of you guys are crazy. Clearly those women need a clue into defending themselves so what's the big deal if Leilani is teaching them how to take care of their own safety? What? They should just take comfort in one of the men doing their fighting? It's up to the girls to learn some fighting techniques. Esp since they also do guard duty when everyone else sleeps.

[ne0nsurf]

epic fail answer

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Yeah let's spend all our time learning self defense techniques instead of reestablishing society!

[tuvideo87]

what the heck

[boomkablamo]

is there really a need for this?

[PikminExpert]

They have wierd ideas and projects for TV shows nowadays.

[JustaEropeanGuy]

"your best offence is your defence" It's the other way around, cunt!

[asease1234]

haahaah looks funny when that last one kicks ahah

[ThaGiver]

yea

[oletheking92]

what kind of show is this? looks like some sort of zombie-aftermath survival thingy. (too lazy to click the link)

[coltermegasxlr]

I just saw a commercial for this episode and the narrorator said in the end "and an external threat". When he said that there was a scene where it showed a guy with a gun.

[mastakow1]

actually there was also a guy with a 50 or 30 cal mounted on a vehicle

[EmDotG]

50. BMG M2.

[notNEWW]

I'd fuck this bitch up ... swift knee to the cunt and a punch to the left tit ...... she's done

[xXShonomercyXx]

yea........ no one cares

[8000incosovo]

great show, cant wait for episode 4

[4cClubT]

the show is great,but in the real world they come for the food,rape, kill and leave -security at all times w/ lookouts

[AntiCookieMonster]

you forgot slaves

[4cClubT]

what slaves

[AntiCookieMonster]

normal slaves (which is more than just sex-slave ;P), but seriously if you look back in the history almost all over the world there was tendency to make weaker, beaten people slaves (look at USA).

By the way i forgot even creepier way of using humans developed recently - forced organ donors.

[randomPAJAMALAMA]

morgan looks like she could take down an army haha

[crisco362]

is there any wayu i can watch this show in england

[notNEWW]

i'd fuck this bitch up by kneeing her straight in the clit and punching her left tit off ...

[wolfpackaudio]

I fuckin lawld

[yomtumthai2]

right right i wanna see you take on an mma fighter now hwos talking

[LaotianPride14]

there arent many mma fighters in the streets

[yomtumthai2]

yeah but there are in Las Vegas plus there are billions of martial artist out there.

[PillowDood]

Exactly! Bitches want to kick nutsacks, they can take an uppercut to snatch then. I thought the rare art of clit smashing was lost.

[TheVampyreCat]

@PillowDood You're a prick.

[JUGO49]

@PillowDood wtf

[AntiCookieMonster]

ummm, and yet another discovery channel's program i don't quite understand what is all about... but yeah it looks addictive. Just like the other one about guy eating worms in the wilderness. I guess what you want, thats what you get.

[C9H13NO3Adrenaline]

I would problaly just find a gun and some bullets, to protect myself...

[thedotiskewl75]

i no rite

[ktrenchfield]

when are we gonna see, Colony-sex???

[dispair4fear]

would this really b a priority in a post apacolyptic time

[puppyboy1113]

its 2 different colonies? cuz i saw another vid with dif ppl..

aaand if i get kickd in the shit im gona cry so Y hit someone wityh it?

[sarkerm2]

why the hell is this in discovery network? every line that lady says does not make sense if you listen closely...

[PillowDood]

karate doesnt do shit. ive been in real fights and pressure points and choke outs are the quickest solution if the initial attack strikes dont end it. having some drunk asshole crying stop because i had his wrist inverted and bout to snap is real combat. see that blonde broad throwing "punches"? get back to kitchen dummy

[Docthewrench]

remember what LEE said anything that helps you defend yourself is better then nothing,

[gamerman717]

i'll have you know that karate does work. ive broken a guys arm when he tried to block my roundhouse kick, and karate wasn't what they were useing their arm position and stance was all wrong.

[WKCarbine]

Yeah but Karate is more of an art, if you want effective self-defense try Krav Maga, Systema, or Military Hand-to-hand techniques.

[gamerman717]

i wouldn't say its an art but i see what your getting at. karate was developed for defense against weapons like a knife or something and defense against multiple attackers, and is very effective at defending yourself

[Ninja5aif]

Dumb American feminists... watch out lads u gonna get shafted! BRITIAN FOR DA WIN!

[DeCrypedMonkey]

the fuck you talking about? It's just a show and on top of that, if you think someone here is dumb just because of what they said. Just leave it be, they already sound stupid enough and don't need your help,...

[XxANATAGASUKIxX]

oh thats awsome. =D

[jesperc20]

"The best offence is defence" !? Not really.. the best offence is offence! The best defence may also be offence.. but I've never heard "the best offence is defence".. sounds really wierd.

[OTownNewl]

the best offence is a fish tied to a hockey stick,

[jesperc20]

I have no doubt that would work!

[baltusd]

wresling is real fighting, whos gonna go karate in the real world ?

[infinityliger]

karate teaches you fighting with out fighting. it teaches you how to put someone into submission or if necessary can drop someones ass to last week. its very useful.

[Rathalos887]

I hope you're not talking about WWE or WWF or WW Shit fest, because that isn't real =P.

[JaxxDaemon]

i agree in real life fights, its more close quater combat where u grab each other and punch and roll about on the floor, however i do think karate is used in real fights, ive seen it in videos and in real life.

[dragonxlove]

in wrestling dont you need to grab hold of your enemy? i ensure u that most maritial arts protect against someone grab on to any body part making grappling techniques useless tho i admit wrestling does show some groundfighting techniques other maritial arts also teach these and more situations and in sum cases in types of maritial arts a elite 80 year old in maritial arts can beat up a 20 year old in wrestling at times

[yatudlabiereicit]

lelany looks like shes made on a chicken frame ... one nice punch and you got two halves

[AlienIsOnTerra]

nice 5/5