Mall Rats Zod

[dmuzney1]

SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!!!

[berownesgirl]

Come Son Of Jor-El. Kneel Before Zod Snootchie-Bootchies Heeeeeeee

[cosmicspooky]

my brother was named after jor-el

[AliceNchainz011]

son of Jebel?

[crazimichael123]

Snootch to the mother fucking Nootch !!!

[nailin18]

Quoting before it was cool.

[berownesgirl]

Come Son Of Jor-El. Kneel Before Zod. Snootchie-Bootchies Heeeeeeee

[musicforchewfaygs]

brenda?

[ermonski]

this line from Superman 2 would have been 10000x more epic if Zod said "snootchie boochies!"

[asnaes]

That's one of my favorite things to yell after pwning someone!

[m3talcorps3]

Press 2 repeatedly and it looks like Jay is having sex with Lafours

[clix411]

@m3talcorps3 Press 2 AND 7 repeatedly, then it REALLY looks like it haha

[Branimations]

His laugh is priceless.

[bigsleep32]

f Kevin Smith offered me 50 million dollars to star in this movie I would tell him to fuck off. I could be a homeless heroine addict living on Skid Row and my dignity would never allow me to be in such a steaming piece of shit. Do men really think this is not a chick flick? Every movie Kevin Smith does is a chick or fag flick. Don't think so? How many Marines are reading this? How many of you have heard of Leroy Jenkins? That's what I thought. Enjoy Comic Con, kids.

[SexabIe]

@bigsleep32 Ohey, you're a dick.

[CertifiedGooner729]

What's up your ass? Besides your daddy's old shotgun?

[PianoPeter54]

@bigsleep32 Former marine here kid.

[TheJoemeister75]

@bigsleep32 Marines suck ass



[EvilErnie1992]

@bigsleep32 the jazz musician or the gamer gotta be more specific and kevin smiths movies are great if you dont like them theres one simple solution that is dont watch them and watch your mouth boy marines die every day to keep america free.

[dylanbirkholz]

@bigsleep32 he makes movies for Cigarettes ? if Marines son,t like it its for chicks ? you have some real good Logic there smith did Dogma that's a chick flick ? and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ? he Directed cop out one other thing what Leroy Jenkins the jazz musician, or televangelist

[intheory32]

@bigsleep32 I will enjoy comic con, Snooochie booochies!

[LordofDragns]

@bigsleep32 Umad?

[weasel816]

@bigsleep32 So, let me ask you a few things. Are you really going to go off about some movie that you don't like. It is strictly an opinion. I don't like certain movies, so and I don't go on to the videos and talk about how much I hate them. I may not know who Leroy Jenkins is, but, I sure as hell know who Marcus Luttrell, Danny Dietz, Matt Axlson, Mike Murphy and the rest of the Navy SEALs were on Operation Red Wing. That however, is irrelevant. So calm down.

Snootchie Fucking Bootchies!

[OperationUnicron]

@bigsleep32 This reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... Just some pansy ass making stupid comments about movies on an internet forum.

[DeaNovo]

Pause then push play then hit the 5 button over and over. it looks like that scene in Star Wars a new hope when that sand person is standing over Luke shaking his gun.

[Kparker830]

How's does the person doing subtitles gets the most thumbs up? Lame.

[ObamalsAFailure]

6 sons of Jorel didn't kneel before Zod

[iAmGOD009]

@ObamalsAFailure or hit in the head by jason mewes bat

[JAYandSILENTxBOB]

my favriot movie

[MindstormXL]

Jay is the scout

[freeburg100]

snootchie bootchies hahahahahahahahah my catch phrase

[mykiemegatron]

@freeburg100 technically its jays catchphrase but we'll let you think that

[freeburg100]

@mykiemegatron i kow i just use it sometimes

[XDraydenReapZX]

snootchie bootchies hahahahahahhahahhahaha

[samrocks1990]

Listen here dude who's ditching mallrats, he didn't intend for it to b good. He just wanted to make another jersey movie

[bodhitaichi]

@samrocks1990 Right. It's his FIRST studio backed role with a large budget and a somewhat bankable stars and he didn't want it to be good. He just wanted to make a fucking Jersey film. Which coincidentally was shot in Minneapolis. It blows me away that you haven't been naturally selected at this point.

[AmAxel35]

@samrocks1990 actually he did want it to be good, it just failed at the time and he's just surprised now in recent years people love Mallrats. He also commented how I think aside from Jason Mewes, himself, and a few others, Mallrats was basically a Dazed and Confused reunion (with the exception of T.S., he's played by the twin brother I think)

[metalhead4648]

tokillacatchersrye proboly only watches classy movies like the piano or the crying game.

[metalhead4648]

What he needs is a fatty boombatty blunt then he'll see sailboats an ocean and even some big titted mermaids doin that lesbian shit.... look at melook at me you sloppy bitch!

[HUNTEROFPRIME]

....

wut!?

[aljen181]

That's Sven-Ole Thorsen! He's a Dane

[tokillacatchersrye]

You can tell that Kevin did not give a shit about this movie. He just broke out with clerks and thought he had the world by the ball, so he wrote this dumb screenplay thinking it would be good. And mewes was annoying as fuck in this movie, especially in this scene. And all Jason lee did was talk about comic books and scream every line.

[mohawkman2006]

@tokillacatchersrye sweet im gonna rent this film

[TheBigTorres]

@tokillacatchersrye hater

[BeatMouse]

@tokillacatchersrye Dude this movie was great, if you don't like it why come to a video about it just to trash it? Nobody here wants to hear that, we all like it here.

[tokillacatchersrye]

@BeatMouse Dude, this movie was horrible. Okay dude? Dude, I felt like trashing the movie, that's what the internet is for; as Kevin Smith referenced in one of his movies. Okay dude?

[chapacoka]

@tokillacatchersrye Okay dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude? Dude!

[LunarWolf94x]

@tokillacatchersrye so what if he said that? ur just pissed cause LaFours raped you after Jay hit him in the head with a baseball bat.

Snootchie Boochies

[GGGiL00]

never knew if jay is actually sayin a phrase from a comic book script or what? any one knows???

[mohawkman2006]

@GGGiL00 superman 2

[GGGiL00]

@mohawkman2006 lol my bad, i knew it was superman i was just to high when i wrote that shit!! thanx tho

[TheZickoPuppets]

Smoochies Boochies ahahaaa.

[DevilVlad93]

Jay and Silent Bob are so fucking awesome! and random as hell!

[RemyCoolX]

My all-time favorite scene from my all-time favorite movie.

[EricV1]

That kid is back on the escalator again!

[cyberneticchaos]

:D:D:D:D This is fucking funny!

[ohwhatacereal]

wat means this snootchie boochies?

[ProdavackaDivu]

drugs

[majorager]

@ohwhatacereal snootchie boochies means i'm kidding or i'm joking

[VDR3LL]

@ohwhatacereal its means snootchie bootchies and snugens means kidding or joking nuge

[Flowerpunkt]

@ohwhatacereal basicly it does not have any meaning :)

[solidgear2]

@Flowerpunkt it means kidding

[dsk543]

@solidgear2 no thats snoogins

[vaughnellermanow]

childhood wounds and festering. Check this film at MovieWatcher[.]US

[jrhcp31]

snoochie boochies

[Anonymous5009]

Lol, I didn't even know he did that giggle... but I do it when I quote that lol

[guitarist8688]

Jason's the man. snootchie bootchies.

[comiclad777]

@InvaderSlusk1994 way to repeat just what the video said

[jonnyheysus]

@comiclad777 yeah well he's got more thumbs up than you do

[comiclad777]

@jonnyheysus thats nice

[jasperminer]

look a sailboat

[hah1215]

the easter bunny isnt real there

[kaiashiuchiha]

no he made some retard laugth >_>

[tommyt1971]

SNOOOOOOOOGANS!!!!!

[lolimontheinternet]

Oh God I was laughing so hard when I first saw this. Did Jay make a Wookie noise at the end?

[burnoutfool90210]

no it was more like a stoned snicker/giggle thing lol.

[blaming94]

Snoogets iz from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!!!  XXXDDDDDDDDDDD

snoochie boochie oochies : D

XPPPPPPPPP

[blaming94]

Snoogets

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

XDDDDDDDDDDDD XPPPPPPPPP

[TheRubikzCube]

Kneel before zod.... Snoochie boochies! ahahaha

[saosinner87]

snoochie boochees hahaha

[epoh116]

funniets part of the movie

[jacobburneson]

i cant stop laughing!

[JMBkid1]

FUNNNY SHITTTT!!!!!

[MetalHeadAust]

Ha ha ha ha. this movie kicks ass! Kevin Smith should make another movie, like a prequel to Clerks that has all the characters from every movie he did, just like Jay and Silent Bob strike back

[mfgdrummer]

Unless you're a troll, this IS a prequel to Clerks, technically.

[starsnskulls]

no it ent a prequel dude there all connected clerks is goin on at the same time as mallrats pay attention to ts an brodie dude

[niviimrocker89]

mallrats is set the day b4 clerks not during

[WrestleTunes23]

Funniest scene in the movie.

[kenkojames]

Genius!

[klandgraf08]

I love Mallrats, Jay and Silentbob just remind you of those two stoners that you hang out with.

[Darkearth123]

the best ten seconds of my life

[jacobburneson]

that video makes me laugh harder & harder every time i watch it!

[jacobburneson]

lol!

snoochy bootchy's hahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahah

[TEAMEEXTREME]

snoochie bootchies

[izzygirl867]

OMG!

That laugh cracks me up every time!

[xXPsYcoBiTcHXx]

love it but that laugh... creepy

[holymasterchief]

Oh, Son of Jor-el! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! Snootchie bootchies HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[saiyanprince09]

Snootchie bootchies hahahahahaha!

[georgsbabygirl14]

.the noochie boochies part is hilarious but the laugh scared me a bit!

[axlismine6]

snootchie bootchies lol that is hilarious that has been my catch phrase ever since I seen all them movies...jay is sooo hott. And wut is with the ockward laugh it scares me lol jk

[hypershadow015]

this scene is legendary!!! you made my day by uploading this!

[lamenews]

screw snoochies boochies

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD thats hilarious

thats my new catch phase

[sheenydonut]

THIS IS SPAARTA!!!!!!!!

[zwrules]

dude if you think thats funnier then snootchie bootchies your a fag.

[dontcausea]

duz any oneno were i can download this quote

[RX79sp1]

The View Askew Website

[watoobaba]

if i knew wer u lived id kill u for insulting jay and silent bob

[plushbear96]

Snoochi Boochies

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[gaarasbetch]

Lmfao! snoochie boochies! ^-^

i love jay and silent bob! especially in clerks! lol

[silverstaralchemist]

haha...been looking for this clip 4 a while...lmao SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!! his laugh is retarded

[kritz101]

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!

SNOOGANS BITCH!

[cooolman]

win, pure win.

[arbiebugg]

SNOOGANS!!!!!

[Jthers]

SVEN OLE THORSEN!! YEAH!!!

[xXxDBOYxXx]

hahaha snoogins

[VladGLX]

yes.

[tubechiq88]

lmao snoochi boochies lol

[izzygirl867]

LOL, I love his laugh, hilarious!

[Daredevilfan182]

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Snoochie Boochies hahahaha!"

[RagnarLOP]

i give a fuck a lot of fuck

[fishgill]

who gives a fuck

[luvstans26]

AAHAHAHAA

[TheSystemspider]

You're clearly blind. I think you're a homo in the closet.

[disneygurl17]

who???

[SmokingFox33]

Dude, what's wrong with you? That's jay. This clip is from Mallrats. Watch the movie and quit being a dick to people.

[disneygurl17]

lololololol

[albinoprankster]

jeeze when was this a little whiny bitch convention just watch the snoogins video BONG!!!!!

[TheFifthElephant]

My god, so many little bitches on this site

[disneygurl17]

aint dat da truth

[082076]

all you fuckin faggots can go kiss daddy, your all fucks and your all gay as hell!

[vaginamaster]

yes it is dumbfuck. go kill yourself.

[jmc2k6]

HEY! For the record, this is Jason "Jay" Mewes from Mallrats, for one, and for two, he wasn't TRYING to get the quote right! It was his own interpretation! I suppose next you're going to want Randall to replace 'Salsa' with 'water' in Clerks!

[TheSystemspider]

Cage goes in the salsa.

You go in the salsa.

Shark's in the salsa.

Our shark.

Hilarious.

[aristottlesdeathwish]

^lol agreed

[ChainsawCastration]

You dropped the ball of life fucking nerd.

[Mattches]

isnt it "Come TO ME sonf of Jor-El... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!"? He foregot the "to me" part. Lame ass! Kevin Smith droped the ball on that one!

[ShAoLiNShAdOw]

u moron.... u got the quote wrong.