Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Samoan Pub)

[AAAACEEEE]

you twat... cant u see these people have got no money, they cant even afford new fourniture

[batgirl301270]

ace x

[terock81]

Great movie. Snatch was great also...

[TiffChuckysBride]

"Ooooh!" Lol

I love this movie! :D

[iRio89x]

"I'm trying to find where they keep their MONEY."

[MrSaeedted]

There is nothing in the world that can compare to British banter :)

[sammylava]

you wanna be more careful, old fella! You very nearly took my man's 'ead clean off with that...... LOL

and then the look on Gary's face.... ROTFL

[xxxmen80]

coock taill

[mohamedgtv]

no

[Joezone5]

Haha "Excuse me can you turn that TV down?" ...*Long dramatic look* "...No."

[kasiek2801]

love it

[189394]

‘‘No.’’

[donniecrump]

i almost crapped my pants laughing then statham looked around and said "i thought this was a pub". hes got that confused "huh" look in his face. awesome.

[Engelados]

Looks like rock&rolla (also a great movie)... Same director ???

[yoTuuube]

@Engelados yup

[lionofzion81]

@Engelados Yea, Guy Ritchie! Also from him: Snatch

[dooliloo]

"No!.. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest.."

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa :D

[KnockCZ]

they cant even afford new fahnitcha

[wdeadman49]

It's a Samoan pub godamn it! lol watch out!

[foulplay99]

Shocking that I've only seen this film once! This is making me want to watch it all over again!

[djbaker26]

can u turn that tv down

nooo

oooooooooooooooooooo

[chainbluelightning1]

This pub scene belongs to Statham and it makes me smile every time. "You could fall in love with an Orangutan in that." I'm an American, but British crime dramas are the best. Now, I'm not bashing Reservoir Dogs, but to me, no actor in that delivers any line like Statham does in this movie.

[inchaoswetrust]

@chainbluelightning1 right on

[J4mes1991]

I never got the 'samoan pub' joke.

[ojideagu]

@J4mes1991 The joke was about the spread of themed pubs, and how silly they are. A Samoan pub is a silly idea, and the fact they only sell stupid "exotic" cocktails that are probably nothing to do with Samoa. And the fact they don't even sell beer which is half the point of a pub.

[SantomPh]

@ojideagu the thin white guy in the Hawaiian shirt probably gave it away lol not Samoan at all!

[ojideagu]

@SantomPh Sure exactly, that's the visual joke there, that man is as Samoan as the queen.

[ojideagu]

@SantomPh And of course Samoans drink beer too so even if it was one they would serve it!!

[AlwayzAround]

nobody gets the "they can't even afford new furniture" bit.. lol these people are rich their house is full of very expensive ANTIQUE furniture worth a lot more than new furniture.. that was so funny when I saw it.

[vrajko]

everyone gets it

[ulsterranch]

I wasnt expecting a fuckin Rainforest.. lmao!

[pioneercomp]

the subtitles are for the yanks, there the ones who think all Brits sound like cockneys.

[loublue65]

Subtitles for the rest of the world who thinks that every english person speaks like the queen !!

[WarlordSosa]

its not a pub, its a Samoan pub :D

[burkejon]

-'fawking northern monkeys'

-'I hate these southern faries'

[qpalqlap]

They can't even afford new furniture.

[mattfca]

every time we do a job, you have to go burnin people's feet.

[martincool90]

just love the old man flying back by shooting the gun.

[sunzsu]

0:12 - 0:18 :DDDD

[NottinghamForest22]

'I wasnt expecting a fucking rainforest'

[Elle7491]

that made me laugh so hard it hurt :P

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

"You could fall in love with an orangutan in that. "

[PossumxParade]

fucking love that film, my mate whos american cannot understand the english or the scottish, its so funny you'd think we were talking japanese or summit lolz

[sammylava]

@PossumxParade : That sentiment is best expressed in Snatch, when 'Cousin Avi' comes to London..

Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi: " 'Blagged' ? Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it!"

LOL.... its not just the accent that's hard enough to get, its the lingo too

[razorfish39]

are you sure about that "crazylegs" the trouble and strife is a good dirty bleacher....lol

[crazylegs187]

cockney slang a great language , no foreiners understand

[wesdon007]

A Samoan Pub selling coctails? They should be Selling Vailima!and Guy should of used a real Samoan. Therez enough of them over here playing Rugby. Still great Film!

[KINGDAHT]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME

lets chat ri

[ocp188]

0:13 is f-ing hilarious!

[gazbev]

Why has it got subtitles in English when they are speaking English?

[Dvinski]

hearing impaired

[johnwayne53]

Be cause a lot of americans may be watching this clip and they never realy unerstand our accents

[trinitymike]

you had accents????

[arubberball]

the subtitles are for us American's, who can't understand english being spoke with a english accent.

[manchatescousers]

Then you must be some thick fucking yank haha

[arubberball]

yeah, bet you fuckin' british sheep shaggier...ha ha ha! I guess my humor is even drier then yours m8. cheers! LOL!

[manchatescousers]

You what?

[ThePsychoReturns]

Kenny?

[BudaFZ]

this movie is fantastic!

[speranza32]

eddie is Safin

[thakagan]

Bro,where is the burning man exit from Samoan Pub scene???:)))))

[wysiwyg248]

thakagan,

That scene is after, when the black barman explain Tom how bad Rory is.

[thakagan]

Yeah fella,I know it but I wanna see it in the Tube for my blog:)

[wysiwyg248]

thakagan,

Look for "Lock, Stock part 5", that part is buried somewhere in that clip.

Cheers

[thakagan]

I found it! Thanks so much brother:)

[wysiwyg248]

you want a pint? go to the pub.

you want to watch sumfin, go to YouTUbe LOL

[emellemc]

he lite the whole scene up

[owzabobo]

Best quote ever ,,,, " Your not funny Tom your fat, but your not, but you look as though you should be!"

[thakagan]

Man, where is the "burning man" scene:)))? U got what I mean:)

[nour555]

eddie is fucking sexy

[owaineh]

one of ma fav movies of all time....very funny...we don't see that kind of humor that much

[fabbycat]

probably my fave film of all time. perplexed as to why it is subtitled haha.

[pimiidesii]

why the fuck is this subtitled ?

[goaldemon07]

you could fall in love with an orangatang in that

lol

[HRG86]

hahaha rain forrest! hahaha

[Snakekillerrrr]

................no

[Linuziz]

hehe.. nice