Bill Gates on Conan O'Brian

[TheTechnoToast]

press 6 for evil Thriller laugh

[Fagottron]

Bwahahah... his reaction to the BSOD is priceless.

[xtrmsprts]

"who's in charge of microsoft - oh" conan's so cooll.... Bill is too, it's just he's too much a geek

[jajapani]

"The Yep Heard around the industry"... Classic, just classic.... 

[FilipH86]

Look I'm Conan I want attention

[clairekerrypike]

@FilipH86 he's a comedian, he's supposed to entertain.

[dadandlad606]

Why I'm a P.C.

[kossxf]

I like how Bill Gates doesn't dress like P. Diddy even though he's 1000x richer. He could buy an entire city. That's a true gangster. He didn't even flinch when Conan made fun of him.

[kittenbombon]

Im so happy I have a MAC

[warrior7351]

EPIC FAIL!

[abohthlool]

i am a monkey lol



[shadowoflightvideo]

@abohthlool

Would you like a banana? 

[abohthlool]

@shadowoflightvideo i prefer banana pudding pleas 

[I3L4NK]

Seriously, why do all their demos seem to go wrong?

[Landrew0]

Nothing from Microsoft ever works properly.

[tovara22]

At this time, it was probably Steve Ballmer.

[Bojoe777NaBl]

do some research children then come back to me and tell me how mad I am

[TheTomiking]

Billa gays

[Kindahuge]

@TheTomiking What a clever girl you are.

[HitlersWetDream]

Steve Jobs was behind this.

[Illmatic662]

@HitlersWetDream Jobs is yelling at you from up above!

[smallbighorn]

why are there Italian subtitles?

[solracaraca]

@smallbighorn if only tere was a country that spoke italian

[TheUnreaI]

is he a midget

[TheUnreaI]

is he a midget

[KRIZMIX]

Buy A Mac.....

[2ndhandsoul]

This just in! Early reports have begun to roll in, like an avalanche gathering speed and mass. Apparently, after the demonstration done by Microsoft with Conan O'Brien, several staff members -- rumored to be high-echelon executives -- were dragged out of their main offices and shot out on the street. A card with the Windows logo on its back has the following two words written on them: "You're fired." The investigation continues...

[Eccehomo01]

Organisms to computers, neutral anosmatic integrations, cultivating conurbation insipidly, insipid conurbation cultures, integrating anosmatic neutralizations, compute to organs !

[xdeadwaterx]

micro$oft + xbox fails

[XXXFinlandXXX]

@xdeadwaterx ps3 fanboy :D

[xdeadwaterx]

@XXXFinlandXXX Certainly ^_^

[Bojoe777NaBl]

@xdeadwaterx every fucking thing they touch turns to shit and they jack up the price of everything and if somebody comes out with something new microsoft has to be a whore and copy them and jack the fucking price up

death to microsoft - they are all a bunch of greedy money hungry assholes who dont know shit about what they are doing

[marcsman229]

@Bojoe777NaBl At least they're not as stupid as you.

[Bojoe777NaBl]

@marcsman229 I lol'd... go suck mircosofts mirco cock you faggy lil fanboy

[marcsman229]

@Bojoe777NaBl You mad bro? You gonna cry now? *sniff* *sniff*

[Bojoe777NaBl]

@marcsman229 judging by your comment you are just some stupid kid trying to start shit over youtube - grow a pair and do some research - have a nice shitty friendless life prick

[marcsman229]

@Bojoe777NaBl Says the guy/girl (probably girl) who says, "Death to microsoft!!" and i'm supposed to be the kid? You mad bro? You mad? Huh? You mad? Oh yeah, you're really mad.

[Gill316]

"And now 9 people are fired!  Digitally fired!"

[GmailUnited]

im a monkey

[Cartagena1]

Typical Windows X-D GO MAC! STEVE JOBS IS GOD!!!

[soaringheart5]

If they were using macs it would have just worked LOL

[Charhead33]

Thumbs up if you only really see two people commenting on this video :)

[kellbell79]

They should have used a Mac. :)

[jmn1228]

@kellbell79 haha

[InnocenceExperience]

Good advert for Microsoft.

Hey Bill, have you tried turning it off and on.

[edewit08]

I think Conan is out of o job because of this... ^^

*uups....*

[67576856666478964567]

Bill is evil. How do I know this? He has enough money to buy most of Africa, and could never spend all of it in his life, but refuses to save the lives of literally millions of people who need money.

Bill is a greedy cunt, and I'll never support Micro$oft while there are FREEDOM RESPECTING operating systems available, like Ubuntu, Fedora, OpenSUSE or Linux Mint.

[67576856666478964567]

@LocoGroove

Bill is a greedy cunt, just like you apparently. Go fuck yourself, you capitalist pig. Its funny that you delete your account after you make this post. It's almost as if you are Bill himself. FUCK YOU.

[LocoGroove]

@67576856666478964567 I delete my account? Wow...stay away from the bong, man.

[N4RUT0Ship]

@67576856666478964567

Wow, chill, man.

[Bojoe777NaBl]

@LocoGroove whoopdee fucking doo - funny how all you assholes call us jealous - sure some of us are jealous.. you know why? Because if we had the money we would actually help people with it instead of buying stupid pointless shit and making stupid operating systems that are obsolete the day they are released... so the FUCK what if he donates hundreds of millions of dollars to "charity" HA if you only knew where the money went given to those "charities" - stupid ass

[LocoGroove]

@Bojoe777NaBl Well, this guy called Steve Jobs has never give anything to charity. What a great guy, eh? I'm not saying Bill Gates is a fucking Gandhi but it's pretty obvious that he's a great guy for a rich motherfucker. Now please, would you chill out? Why so mad, bro?

[lambovsatan225]

@LocoGroove He gives houndreds of million of dollars in Vaccines that spread and cause cancer and other diseases in Africa. If you don't believe me, look up the truth about Bill Gates. Do your researsh before insulting people like that.

He himself said we needed to reduce population by billions. He said vaccines and Health care would do the job.

[CureForPain1234]

@lambovsatan225 You're a fucking moron.

[lambovsatan225]

@CureForPain1234 ..................and?.

[natmanprime]

@67576856666478964567 true true

once you have your own house and your own plot of land , any further income should go to those who are the most needy.

You're absolutely right

the rich 1% ask for charity from the poorest 80% even though that 1% have more money than the 80% combined

it's bullshit

we should give to charity, but they

are

evil

make no mistake

[InnocenceExperience]

@natmanprime Bill Gates does a lot of charity and humanitarian work...and when he dies he will give away most of his fortune rather than pas sit on to his kids.

[natmanprime]

@InnocenceExperience of course he does...he's a public figure and is promoting himself. He'd get crucified if he didn't.

The point is he could give way more

morality DICTATES it

just as we are coerced into buying his shit with every pc

[InnocenceExperience]

@natmanprime By 2007 he had donated 28 billion to charity, and has taken a pledge to donate over half of his wealth. The amount his foundation gives every year for healthcare is almost equal to the UN world health organisation budget.

Yeah, there's an element of responding to public expectation but its still his choice and he does give a hell of a lot, much more than a token amount, which I don't think you should disparage.

I'm with you on the Microsoft products though...

[natmanprime]

@InnocenceExperience really? well, that's fine then I stand corrected (if that's true, and these things ALWAYS warrant investigation where the spending of money's concerned, that's just what life teaches you).

However...

his monopoly on pcs means that there is no competition, he's basically his own little state, supported by peoples taxes paid by computer owners, 30% of every pc. he can even get people to 'upgrade' their pc. So: is his wealth truly measured, and why don't we get a choice?

[InnocenceExperience]

@natmanprime The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is the first transparently operated private foundation, apparently, so I guess its finances and spending are disclosed.

How could he get tax money? That goes to the government. And do we get a choice in what?

[natmanprime]

@InnocenceExperience 'tax'= a 'tax' on every pc we buy, going to bill gates in the form of 'buying windows'. thats what i mean

his monopoly means that he can make windows more draining on the pc , making people buy more powerful pcs, forcing people to buy windows again, more 'tax' for bill.

why can't we choose what interface program we can use, without worrying about compatability with other pcs?

He's running things

it seems

[InnocenceExperience]

@natmanprime oh yeah, he uses his monopoly very skilfully from a business point of view I believe.

[TomValedro]

Bill is the richest nerd ever!

[EGC07]

Conan's hilarious!

NBC is a bunch of morons for treating him so badly.

[jh4dc5s]

Microsoft: "Our shit sucks and you'll still buy it."

[jopefan91]

@jh4dc5s Apple is like we chose what you want and you buy it WITH DOUBLE PRICE

[viperpulse]

Hey Bill, it's like your Windows ME demonstration, hmm?

"Alright, this first photo should be... wait are we seeing these yet?"

"Hmm? No I don't think we are." (Sets remote down)

What a douche. Acting like it's not his fault. Not saying shit when it doesn't work. Dude fuck Gates

[lonercarrot]

it's most likely a problem on their end, and now they make miscrosoft look horrible. Bill Gates must have been pissed XD

that wasn't a game glitch... it was a demo af a game which had a limited memory

[sunburningstare]

microsoft being shit and taking money away from us since 2000 ....

[maumaucommie]

@sunburningstare

thye don't take the money like the government, they make a product and we buy it.

There is a difference between choice and coercion.

[KOOLJDJ]

yea dats why mac is better

[TheGeneLightShow]

would of been awesome if conan did his nerd impression but i dont think it was around at this time

[XavierGreen87]

Check the battery before trying the darn remote? Anybody.....NO?

[ascendingGhost2501]

only on conan could this happen lol

[mrkoldkanuck]

kool

[mrkoldkanuck]

kool

[mrkoldkanuck]

kool

[sahaj376]

lol at 0:24 ish

[bucktheusa]

The live demos of tech shit always fail.

Just a note:

You guys can STOP making shit because what you already have is good enough.

I don't need to access my facebook via remote in the shower.

I might drop the soap and realize MS has been screwing me outta my money since I bought this P.C. (piece of crap)!

[Ultizer]

poor bill

[mrkoldkanuck]

Bill looks like stephen Hawking

[d3nikk]

@mrkoldkanuck i vote for that

[ChrisAlmighty14]

bill gates is such a midget

[Madara0Sama]

@ChrisAlmighty14 Conan is about 6'5

[maxinpains]

No.They are BOTH GENIUS.

[mrkoldkanuck]

proothus did you say something bad tsk,tsk

[mrkoldkanuck]

Ask Bill when he will put out an OS that actually functional before it hits the shelves???

[convito]

@mrkoldkanuck And yet, even a non-functional Microsoft OS still blows Mac out of the water.

[MrGrowproductions]

FUCK MACS I"M A PC

[pinkZeebrah]

yeaaahh!! pc!!!

[dandantn]

once again another reason why a mac 100 times better. :)

[Alucard767676]

@dandantn someone not maning the computer.

[j00f]

"who's in charge of microsoft? oh.." Priceless! ;)

[WallSpace]

Nerd always wins

[jojoinhere]

if not for microsoft US is fuck

[F0Xhound009]

bill gates looks small for some reason heh

[BRANDSTATION]

Of course, in comparison to Conan. He's a fucking giant

[nofriendofbarry]

Iassume Bill gates uses a Mac at home. Mac works.

[kai696]

man i feel bad for him, you know people are sabotashing him.. seriously, nerd or not he's still a person

[PennyLane298]

"digitally fired..wireless...theres no connection...that's the beauty of it, you don't need firewall....i dont know what im talking about."

[fenotipobombay]

conan o brien is simply a genius

[drumbum4628]

@fenotipobombay well he did studies at oxford.

[mnypwrrspkt]

bill gates is an enormous nerd.. he sounds like the cliche type of nerd.. but id rather but a nerd and rich as him lol

[yurismir1]

@mnypwrrspkt Yeah it annoys me when people say, "Man he's such a nerd. I wouldn't want to be him." Yeah you would retards. You're clearly jealous.

[mrbrockpeters]

At least Bill was a good sport about it!

[GreenDragonFilms]

@mrbrockpeters yeah i agree, must have sucked for him. I don't think Conan was any help haha.

[b4igetu]

That is true. If it was Steve Jobs he would have said there was no problem sold it for 2 times what its worth and literally waited till it blew up in your face.

[mrbrockpeters]

If it was Steve Job, people would not have been fired, but rather executed. Steve Jobs is a mutherfucking dictator!

[DeeWox]

@mrbrockpeters They would have a back up. Things have gone wrong on WWDC and they have had back ups.

[Fitzit87]

@mrbrockpeters no

[criznueve]

@b4igetu steve jobs would have said "your holding the damn thing wrong! your supposed to hold it standing on your head wearing a red robe, tech idiots!"

[butterquick]

"im a monkey" 0:38  so good

[Wafaloo]

Bill Gates can't get Microsoft to work... the irony...

[WhenLilacsLast]

@Wafaloo what d'you mean irony ... microsoft stock prices have been consistently up even in the recession and the company has stayed green while others giants crumbled. its become very fashionable to be cynical about microsoft but microsoft and bill gates made this country bigger than ever in the 90s and they can still swallow google and apple which are tiny companies compared to microsoft.

[poompt]

I...I think he meant the technical problems in the clip. Many people mistakenly call Windows "Microsoft."

[WhenLilacsLast]

@poompt well, this wasn't a windows problem per se, it was media center technical screw up

[ObjSolid]

worst appearance ever XD wow poor guy

[TheSJkid]

fail

[94massari]

wow

[unknownspaceadorer94]

ofc he is a nerd bcos he made us nerds!

[khaloo66]

0:27 what an innocent nerd laugh!

[khaloo66]

by hearing his voice, i could guess he's a nerd. what a nerd voice! typical of a hard studing student.

[fabcarder]

I heard bill gates was a very mean boss. Damn, I wouldn't want to be the guy who screwed up backstage!

[BoredChick]

Aw poor Bill. How embarassing!

[dpchrist26]

Its happened to him several times over the years, blue screens etc..

[SodiumCyanide]

wow it would really suck to be the guy @ the end

[JesusManson323]

Imagine being blacklisted from the entire computer industry because you forgot to put batteries in Bill's remote control.

[begoneyoubum]

No, you are an idiot who is always looking at Conans bum! You like that don't you!!

[ZmajBosne]

youre an idiot.

[desperado288]

hahahaha oh my god.

[129Exeter]

This is the best bit of Gates & Conan! LOL! I think it may have been staged though. ha ha ha.

[magic9man2]

I'm a monkey

[foch0]

0:30 You dont need firewall...gold conan

[Mrpantymelt]

lmao

[G1234George]

poor guy being humiliated like dat and dis is y im happy wif ps3 xbox is better for its online community

[vperu91]

How embarrassing!

[cactus815]

"Who's in charge of Microsoft? Oh..oh..."

LOL

[Albanianator]

@cactus815

Yea, the look on Bill's face looked priceless.

[sunwing28]

Bill Gates failed while in the Cone Zone

[tmbbcck]

oh boy thats embarrassing.

[Vejo3]

Gotta love the Gates!! Windows is the shizznit ^^

[00nhyttyne]

winshit sucks

[Fleezyy]

He's no Steve Jobs.

Gah, Microsoft sucks.

[dubbymacky]

microsoft products are always faulty lol

[EvilSaatanisti]

Bill Gates is the biggest nerd on tha planet! I wouldnt want to look like him, even if i got all his money :U

[dsrevo79]

u guys don't know how tv works? it would'nt be funny if it didn't crash,,, conan is there so it supposed to be funny segment,,,, u cant achieve something u dont create ,,, clear?

[xArseface]

why is that obvious?

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

i like the "its the wrong remote" excuse. then why would you try again?

[ChimneyClot]

He just keeps clicking.

[AbandonAllCulture]

Gates... rage... RISING!

[Talipallo216]

Bill gates is BIGGEST nerd is whole world

[solidysnake1]

good for him!

[cumtomyh0use]

he needs to get a tan! hahaha but then again his dick is worth 1 billion dollars soo its all good! im Barack Obama & a aprrove this message!

[Youradumbassbarnes]

BIG nerd LITTLE guy lol

[itwa5me]

microsoft pisses me off, but macs are waaay gayer. Its funny the air of superiority people get when they use them or talk about them. I had macs all my life. They sucked up until about 6 years ago. I'd still rather have a pc.

[crkdesign]

did they check for batteries? o.0

[UsherMoore]

he kept his cool, i would have gone really mad

[velarde2]

how embarrassing

[moneyquickeasy]

"I'm a monkey..." LOL!

[xonoma]

Yep awkward.

[dizzyrun]

i'm a monkey lol

akward lol

[KrazyFreeloader27]

Is it me or does Bill Gates look more and more like stephen hawkings

[Looserkid13]

intresting

[murdocfan666]

haha i was thnkin that th whole time i was watching th vid

[plutofactory]

"who's in charge of microsoft?" LOL

[mrrotweiler2]

miss gates - IE-user, and oh, also IE-user supporter haha, nothing else need to be said ^^ IE-users are the ubernoobs of the world, theres superior alts in Firefox and Opera (just to name two) and still theres such a retarded thingie as IE-supporters ... ActiveX technology - flawed substandard hackerfriendly crapage

[HydropolisCity]

OK, fine, Bill is a great person, whatever...

But DAMN was that awkward!