Cookie Monster Rap

[corinnashaffer]

ha ha i liked the part when he said me just a sucker with chocholate chip in me throat

[SuperDelta000]

some stoned canadians on weed made this.

[4ipodmusic]

I love cookie monster he is my favorite muppet :D (Plus Im jealous that he eats only cookies)

[LimpBizkitHouse]

is a funny version of LIMP BIZKIT - NOOKIE. Like it!

[maxscoot100]

MM THE COOKIE!!MMM THE COOKIE!

STICK IT IN MY YUM!! LOL

[BluePyro357]

Press 1-EYES!

Press 2-THE MAN!

Press 3-AW!

Press 4-INMA

Press 5-OKE

Press 6-COOKIE!

Press 7-MISTAKE!

Press 8-MMM!

Press 9-STICK!

Have Fun

[mingacorre]

when I was "bugging out" she use to talk to me like the cookie monster lmao i use to crack up laugh my a** off.

[tatsme2323]

hahahhahahhahahaahhahaha do me for a cookie yum a cokie



[kellon511]

Cookie Monster, Do you want a cookie?

No.

Do you want 2 cookies?

No.

Do you want 3 cookies?

No.

Then what do you want then?

EVERY COOKIE!!!!

[legoguy20]

press 7 for a mistake

[shopgirlz11]

ITUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SBlossom]

loooooooool

[XfreakinD]

It's better than Limp Biskit.

[cramdawg64]

OVER 9000 COOKIEZ.

[azebraatemyham4978]

press 4 repeatively

[CassiElick]

He had 99 cookies , but a bitch ate one.

[MsAnime132]

lol this is when cookie monster looked more like a blue talking rug than a monster

[Wakamash]

LMFAO.

[dandyluishalo1]

he did it all for the Cookie M the Cookie M the Cookie M and he has a cookie in hes ass The End :D

[thetylertrevorshow]

DOES ELMO HAVE MY COOKIE I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS

[CrystalRockAngel]

Hahaha so funny!

xD

[lilolivia16]

8 people dont like cookies:(

I LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP

thumbs up if you do too :]

[MedveXD]

@lilolivia16 lick my ass

[101101101777]

I hope this pisses off fred durst

[cookies4life6]

Haha:I have thisz as my Rinqtone!XD

[ryanjgregory1]

GOOGLY!

[Drpluv187]

My yum what the deuce?!

[gulllars]

Incidently, cookie and nookie are interchangable.

Cookie (monster) > (limp) Biscuit

[tkcj100]

the cookie yaaaa



[IpodBoyful]

Gayyyyyyy

[y2j1980x]

OH MY GOD : HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA..­.I love this song, should be tha national anthem of this country : some lady singing this at a high profile sports match or something, the leader of the country entering the UN to this jingle or something would be like some intensely spaced out wrestling entrance from South Park.......BRILLIANT

[Thetinkflamingo]

whats the song that this video is going off of? it sound familiar : /

[PIGSQUEALZ1120]

Big Bird in his nest, and Oscar in his can. Ernie is a guy, that lives with another man. hahaha

[Deathshke]

Awesome!

had this on my Macontosh from like the year 2000. ^^

[iloveyuhhhh]

ERNIE IS THE GUY THAT LIVES ANOTHER MAN LOL

[bigrigJim]

@iloveyuhhhh He said "Ernie is a guy who lives with another man" cause Bert and Ernie are roomates. You think thats funny ?? Deserving of a "LOL" ???? I'm glad to see that your so easily amused, would you like something shiny to play with ?

[Oatmealisnotcereal]

@bigrigJim You're an idiot. It's funny because it could possibly represent homosexuality because they sleep in the same bed. Via, the whole point of that verse. Jesus Christ..

[bigrigJim]

@Oatmealisnotcereal Bert and Ernie don't sleep in the same bed , they have seperate beds in the same room. You have some nerve calling me an idiot, are you even familiar with the show ???

[Oatmealisnotcereal]

@bigrigJim Not enough to know how much you know. You must take pride in your knowledge of educational television. I got my information from a documentary on the possibility of them being gay sleeping in the same bed. They might have changed it, but at one point in time, they slept in the same bed. And I do have the nerve, or else I wouldn't have said it? Please don't make me say it twice!

[bigrigJim]

@Oatmealisnotcereal I do take pride in the fact that I pay attention to the details. They never slept in the same bed , I defy you to name an episode where that happened. They always had two beds , one with a big "E" on it, and one with a big "B" on it , and a nightstand was between the two beds . Its always been that way, its still that way .

[iloveyuhhhh]

@bigrigJim actually that would be fine and dandy i know that bert and ernie are room mates you dick i used to watch the show when i was younger i felt it was funny b/c of the simple fact that i can laugh at little things in life even if it is a gay joke shit i'm gay myself and i dont even find it "offensive'' so calms your nuts man

[OhWhatNow1998]

i did it all for the cookie....... LOL

[skullerdan]

earni is a guy that lives with another man!! lol

[FetterTobak]

limp bizkit - nookie

[pinopalota]

ROFLMAO THE END grmpffyamyam xDxDDD

[superh2oman91119]

I had this on my Ipod lmao!!!

[Furogo]

Haha, Very nice.

[jonlino78]

LMAO!!! this is funny as hell

[killingmaster68]

does elmo hav my cookie? lolz

[jackspa0100]

.... decent video

[ogikloavailable]

LOL

[arghabaji]

LOL vol:2

[reystar5301997]

HA HA HA HA H A HA OMG lol!!!!!!

[Revolutzer1990]

omg the cookie monster is so funny, even how he´s acting, i m laughing my ass off , and then the song, holy shit, i can´t get enough of it ^^

[my76cobra]

I think this song originated from a radio morning show dj doing a spoof....that's where I first heard it...way before youtube was around

[TL09CELBELL09TL]

the lyrics??

[34andrew1]

best rapper ever

[EikC]

Cizzle dizzle's off the hizzle!

[czerwonegoooooooogle]

The cookie! MMM!

[RavenSuicide]

HAHAHA!!

That was funny xD

[VampireK1tty]

Me came into this world as a Muppet - I feel that way sometimes. Cookie Monster speaks the truth. Eat a cookie!

[GangsterBs]

HAHAHAH

'Look into these eyes, youll see that they are GOOGLY!"

HAHAH i can never stop laughng at that part ;D

[frogwheelz]

veeerrry trippin

[756kid]

LOL

[05martini24]

i think there was sum pot in that cookie!!!!!

[cyborgforlife]

sign cookie monster a record deal!

[rafyraf0708]

hes mine man hes in my record deal

[LeftSock06]

Sounds a little like Arnie.

[Chowfernow]

nice!

[TCextreme]

Lol nice one!