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  • Like Garfield said (in one of his newer cartoons): it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off.

  • and there we go.  :D

  • dance!

  • The only way to stop is DESTRUCTIOOON

  • Nice beat

  • now design it so the movement charges its own batteries.

  • MERKUUUUR :D

  • WTF did i just watch?

  • Add some music, monkey bomb!

  • i thought it was a lego XD

  • masturbates machine?

  • once started it could produce energy

  • The point is?

  • it needs to go slower :P

  • :D Another toy for my boyfriend's nephew!!!

  • how much redstone did you use

  • @forgetfulmandude mincraft rools :)

  • the lever is not actually connected, is it? :D

  • Yeah, this is pretty much how a robot masturbates.

  • @jma282 robot...masturbates...-idea-

  • loooooooooool

    

  • 240p, we meet again >:(

  • Just get a radio to play a Justin Beiber song.

  • ooooooooh i want one

  • Can you please replace the switch with a face of justin bieber and replace the two switching things with punching gloves?

  • yep thats annoying

  • You should sell it to NASA as a toggle switch tester, I hear they're not upto much these days.

  • Stop hitting yourself.

  • Is that the skeleton of a cymbal crashing monkey?

  • its got a nice rythm to it, hook it up to an amp and just say its the latest underground schranz coming out :)

  • Perfect for a strobe light!!!

  • Dear santa...

  • The video would have been funnier if you forgot the extra switch XD

  • this is how they test switches

  • WTF

  • Fight!!! Until the battery goes down!!!

  • SO..... how you turn it off?? by smashing it?

  • Fail. Misses the point of the original box. Also I can see both arms are on the same wheel and thus the same motor. This is just a lame attempt to improve an idea that was supposed to be stupid. Idiot.

  • @Snooch1984 I believe that you, in fact, are missing the point. This is just a (slightly) different type of useless machine. Anyway, give the guy some credit, he made it out of... err... what is that, exactly?

  • @Annile12 Meccano. And yes it is useless.

  • The Box's two consciences say: Ok this man turned us on... lets turn off. No im gonna turn us back on cause thats what the man wants. No... off! Noo.... On! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

    off.  lol

  • AHHHHH!!!,mah FINGAH!!!!

  • If it wouldn't flick a fake switch but the real one and turn itself on by using energy stored in a spring or whatever then this would be way cooler.

  • Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self

  • sounds like my washing machine lol i want this

  • GENIUS!

    

  • You can almost hear it say, "I'm not touching me!"

  • FAG

    

  • @kyfo22 we all now you are, you dont need to brag...

  • it makes a cicadia shut up lol

  • well, that was someting out of the ordenary

  • This machine is far from useless, it's a wonderful toggle switch durability tester.

  • "NO U"

  • Who else thought it was lego? :(

    But still nice amazing pointless machine. pretty cool.

  • I don't get it... Machines can jack off now?

  • @Trolozaur Free energy? Did you really just say that?

  • INFINITE ENERGY

  • @Trolozaur of course you did. proof it.

  • @Trolozaur you need energy to get that moving, it doesn't work like that >__>

  • what if that switch in the middle was the on and off switch

  • that should be a alarm clock

  • i don't even know why this is funny, but it is

  • Hot to waste batteries.

  • How do you get it to stop???

  • stop fucking that switch

  • Stubborn O.o

  • Useless Machine that duels itself! Forever.

  • YES! yes! This is what i'm talking about. Eliminate yourself from the equation, then it becomes the ultimate useless machine!

  • *places in sisters room while she is sleeping*.........[insert trollface]

  • @MrPaulBilbo Even better, make a silent version of it and put it in her room on top of her alarm clock.

  • @MrPaulBilbo [removes troll face]

  • @MrPaulBilbo :trollface:

  • @MrPaulBilbo Hook it to her light switch

  • @MrPaulBilbo :troll:

  • @MrPaulBilbo :yaoming:

  • @MrPaulBilbo That's a funny idea. Up until now, I've just been leaving a videocamera in your sister's room while she sleeps!

  • Tit for tat...

  • its the son of Optimus Prime ....(transformer)

  • two fast slow it down than itll be funny

  • attach a dildo!

  • Um, I think you may have created the first true perpetual motion machine. You might want to check it out. : )

  • @mcordima Please tell me you're joking.

  • that guy is a genius

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  • if u make a robot (look a like) and the hands should be the triggers u can make an awsome movie about weed *screaming robot wants WEEEEEDDDDD!

  • reminds me of Grr from Invader Zim "WEEEEEEEheheheeeeew"

  • that was a little awesome just make 2 more at the other sides

  • What if it got stuck? Would time stop? Would the universe end? Would it blow up our planet? It's a mystery unknown...

  • add a light mechanism: On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On On Off On Off On Off On!

  • @Noobioh It's called a blinking light. It has been done.

  • @Khyrid ooh damn

  • @Noobioh epic diy strobe light !!!

  • @Noobioh You said On twice in a row.

  • @Noobioh Strobe light party!!!

  • @Noobioh Boom! Fuse blows

  • @Noobioh Or a voice box that says that xD

  • @Noobioh I believe that's called blinking

  • 1) attach solar cell

    2) place in public place

    3) flip switch

    4) walk away

  • @wolf92193 hahahahahaha

  • You know someone would steel it..

  • Politics in a nutshell

  • cool.

  • LOL WATTAFUG?!

  • warning lable: DON'T PUSH IT!

  • And this is what it is like, when two Siamese twins fight.

  • "nou" "nou" "nou" "nou" "nou" "nou"

  • Apurature Science.We do what we must because we can.

  • another fail, apurature science...

  • thats my new alarm clock

  • @lylemata

    very good idea!!

  • lol

    

  • sounds like a washer for cloths when its turned on

  • Will it self recharge to prevent battery dry?

  • thats pretty much basicly how a motor works

  • thus, the first engine was born.

  • this would all end if one of them reached to the other fucking switch #LOL

  • perpetuummobile D:

    

  • Sounds like a car alarm.

  • 240p We meet again!

  • I find this very amusing

  • Perpetual trolling. Congratulations.

  • mabey they should go for the switch YOU hit :)P

  • imagine puting ur dick in that omfg that will fuckin hurt

  • @TheCvt48man you're a sick dude =)

  • @TheCvt48man Just beg for a boner when it happens.

  • @ZnEaKySpyNL yeah then ull have to use cialias for daily use

  • @TheCvt48man Why is this a top comment?

  • @TheCvt48man only you wud do that

  • And that, my friends, is how Gir was born.

    YEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEE *smacks head repeatedly*

  • a simple oscillator!

  • it isnt annoying

  • Wow this useless machine is so aggro

  • king kong lol

  • NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U

  • 2 vs. Willy xD

  • it just got mad because you touched its ding dong

  • It dreams of being able to hit the magic red switch.

  • ...We have a new world's most useless machine!

  • why wont you take a picture,it will last longer...(but it wont do sudden movements)

  • Justin Bieber should be the switch.

  • Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?

    ...

    I DON'T KNOW

    ...

    Why are you hitting yourself?

    *Facepalm*

  • WTF!!! o_0

  • Too fast. You need to add a pause between pushes to simulate the process of thinking about pressing the button.

  • on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off!

  • yeah, it's not technically self annoying because you haveto turn it on, my idea is that you have a single switch, in a middle position, then if you flip it to one one side, it makes on arm go forward, pushing it to the other side, which activates the other arm pushing it back to the other side, so on, so forth, here you can see that the switch that the arms are hitting doesn't do anything, its just a motor activated from the first switch that rotates the arms back and forth

  • Meanwhile at Valve...

  • Lol i made somthing like that but i forgot the on/off swich now mah usless thing is doing this!

  • Also this touchs me in a non-gay way but in the sence if you think hard of what the box does reminds me of the conflic for North & South korea SO pretty much it saying taht(SOuth:Bro fuck off North:no you South:BRO STOP North:No youuuuuuuuuuu >;3

  • Now put your finger in it.....

  • Ohhhhhh the wonders of what I would do with that :)

  • Double most useless machine... What next...

  • @TheError404 The tripple useless machine ! What else ?

  • "GET IT OFF!" says the robot

  • how do you turn it off

  • @kennethasher27 good question!

  • spasm box

  • I wonder how many dumb people would put their finger in between...

  • STOP NO YOU STOP NO YOU STOP YOU FIRST

  • leave me alone box has met its match

  • infinite power

  • good switch strength tester

  • 3 People were the switch XD

  • Will You Sell Me It Ill Give You 1p ( I Dont Have Mutch Money Sorry :D )

  • @BekkieBum  Sorry, already dismantled... :)

  • @vaclavblazek Bully Lol ox

  • @vaclavblazek aww why

  • @vaclavblazek can you build another one with 2(!) swiches?

  • @vaclavblazek id buy one for $24 usd

  • @BekkieBum lol

  • Thumbs up if you feel bad about that switch

  • *Toddler finds this video* *Wakes his mom up at night, and he says: "Hey Mommy! Wook what I finds!" and he turns the volume full blast. That would make her go insane.