Like Garfield said (in one of his newer cartoons): it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off.
add a light mechanism: On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On On Off On Off On Off On! Noobioh's Comment
Fail. Misses the point of the original box. Also I can see both arms are on the same wheel and thus the same motor. This is just a lame attempt to improve an idea that was supposed to be stupid. Idiot.
@Snooch1984 I believe that you, in fact, are missing the point. This is just a (slightly) different type of useless machine. Anyway, give the guy some credit, he made it out of... err... what is that, exactly?
The Box's two consciences say: Ok this man turned us on... lets turn off. No im gonna turn us back on cause thats what the man wants. No... off! Noo.... On! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self
add a light mechanism: On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On On Off On Off On Off On!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY TH LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DO NOT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?
on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off!
yeah, it's not technically self annoying because you haveto turn it on, my idea is that you have a single switch, in a middle position, then if you flip it to one one side, it makes on arm go forward, pushing it to the other side, which activates the other arm pushing it back to the other side, so on, so forth, here you can see that the switch that the arms are hitting doesn't do anything, its just a motor activated from the first switch that rotates the arms back and forth
Also this touchs me in a non-gay way but in the sence if you think hard of what the box does reminds me of the conflic for North & South korea SO pretty much it saying taht(SOuth:Bro fuck off North:no you South:BRO STOP North:No youuuuuuuuuuu >;3
*Toddler finds this video* *Wakes his mom up at night, and he says: "Hey Mommy! Wook what I finds!" and he turns the volume full blast. That would make her go insane.
Like Garfield said (in one of his newer cartoons): it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off, then it turns itself on, then it turns itself off.
SirZeldaKnight 3 days ago
and there we go. :D
TheTurnipKing 4 days ago
dance!
TheSamonoske1000 5 days ago
The only way to stop is DESTRUCTIOOON
Futnappa 6 days ago
Nice beat
MrSoulPowah 1 week ago
now design it so the movement charges its own batteries.
TheRaellz 2 weeks ago
MERKUUUUR :D
pressdesign 3 weeks ago
WTF did i just watch?
pawningthenoobs 3 weeks ago
Add some music, monkey bomb!
4x4whores 3 weeks ago
i thought it was a lego XD
gabrielrockstar03 3 weeks ago
masturbates machine?
xxx69roband 3 weeks ago
once started it could produce energy
Harrycat 3 weeks ago
The point is?
annoyingguy1000 1 month ago
it needs to go slower :P
PersoonB 1 month ago
:D Another toy for my boyfriend's nephew!!!
Dhesyca 1 month ago
how much redstone did you use
forgetfulmandude 1 month ago
@forgetfulmandude mincraft rools :)
JonOMec 1 month ago
the lever is not actually connected, is it? :D
AranEnEa 1 month ago
Yeah, this is pretty much how a robot masturbates.
jma282 1 month ago 109
@jma282 robot...masturbates...-idea-
TheJimcat 2 weeks ago
loooooooooool
MrBukch 1 month ago
240p, we meet again >:(
JamesDog20001 1 month ago
Just get a radio to play a Justin Beiber song.
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obigon12345 1 month ago
ooooooooh i want one
ironmaidenpwns11 1 month ago
Can you please replace the switch with a face of justin bieber and replace the two switching things with punching gloves?
DonaticX 1 month ago
yep thats annoying
MrHotcocopuffs 1 month ago
You should sell it to NASA as a toggle switch tester, I hear they're not upto much these days.
louandnan 2 months ago
Stop hitting yourself.
multilegoguy2 2 months ago
Is that the skeleton of a cymbal crashing monkey?
porridgesilt 2 months ago
its got a nice rythm to it, hook it up to an amp and just say its the latest underground schranz coming out :)
rouncer81 2 months ago
Perfect for a strobe light!!!
SilverWingrlsh 2 months ago
Dear santa...
bigcat2501 2 months ago
The video would have been funnier if you forgot the extra switch XD
JustForComments666 3 months ago 3
this is how they test switches
Uretic 3 months ago
WTF
sebast0409 3 months ago
Fight!!! Until the battery goes down!!!
RedonPL 3 months ago
SO..... how you turn it off?? by smashing it?
oklofobloo 3 months ago
Fail. Misses the point of the original box. Also I can see both arms are on the same wheel and thus the same motor. This is just a lame attempt to improve an idea that was supposed to be stupid. Idiot.
Snooch1984 3 months ago
@Snooch1984 I believe that you, in fact, are missing the point. This is just a (slightly) different type of useless machine. Anyway, give the guy some credit, he made it out of... err... what is that, exactly?
Annile12 2 months ago
@Annile12 Meccano. And yes it is useless.
Snooch1984 2 months ago
The Box's two consciences say: Ok this man turned us on... lets turn off. No im gonna turn us back on cause thats what the man wants. No... off! Noo.... On! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! ON! OFF! FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
off. lol
DoveDevic 3 months ago
AHHHHH!!!,mah FINGAH!!!!
briandagood 3 months ago
If it wouldn't flick a fake switch but the real one and turn itself on by using energy stored in a spring or whatever then this would be way cooler.
LKDesign 3 months ago
Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self Stop turning ur self
WanCuver14 3 months ago
sounds like my washing machine lol i want this
Shookiepoo 3 months ago
GENIUS!
DragonGyrl96 3 months ago 2
You can almost hear it say, "I'm not touching me!"
eventhisidistaken 3 months ago
FAG
kyfo22 3 months ago
@kyfo22 we all now you are, you dont need to brag...
aaronzack14 3 months ago
it makes a cicadia shut up lol
RaInBoWsHoRtY123 3 months ago
well, that was someting out of the ordenary
Stagfikser 3 months ago
This machine is far from useless, it's a wonderful toggle switch durability tester.
eddyshore6528 3 months ago
"NO U"
HandicappedWalrus 3 months ago
Who else thought it was lego? :(
But still nice amazing pointless machine. pretty cool.
Jetgui22 4 months ago
I don't get it... Machines can jack off now?
TheScript206 4 months ago
@Trolozaur Free energy? Did you really just say that?
Googlrr 4 months ago
INFINITE ENERGY
EchoNine1 4 months ago
@Trolozaur of course you did. proof it.
gr4ndhustle 4 months ago
@Trolozaur you need energy to get that moving, it doesn't work like that >__>
gr4ndhustle 4 months ago
what if that switch in the middle was the on and off switch
animekittycatgirl 4 months ago
that should be a alarm clock
Legomanfan66 4 months ago
i don't even know why this is funny, but it is
chrizwood14 4 months ago
Hot to waste batteries.
IchiJewSan 4 months ago
How do you get it to stop???
WarNerd16 4 months ago
stop fucking that switch
gumpamai 4 months ago
Stubborn O.o
shokolate9 4 months ago
Useless Machine that duels itself! Forever.
B46Delta 4 months ago
YES! yes! This is what i'm talking about. Eliminate yourself from the equation, then it becomes the ultimate useless machine!
BagelTheWalrus 4 months ago
*places in sisters room while she is sleeping*.........[insert trollface]
MrPaulBilbo 4 months ago 175
@MrPaulBilbo Even better, make a silent version of it and put it in her room on top of her alarm clock.
HiatusLucari 4 months ago
@MrPaulBilbo [removes troll face]
crustymethaddict 3 months ago
@MrPaulBilbo :trollface:
bob13377 3 months ago
@MrPaulBilbo Hook it to her light switch
WeAreTwoDoorsDown 2 months ago
@MrPaulBilbo :troll:
momissinpewbs 2 months ago
@MrPaulBilbo :yaoming:
epikstartreckfart 1 month ago
@MrPaulBilbo That's a funny idea. Up until now, I've just been leaving a videocamera in your sister's room while she sleeps!
TheHevquip 1 month ago
Tit for tat...
akdirtbag 4 months ago
its the son of Optimus Prime ....(transformer)
taotao23730 4 months ago
two fast slow it down than itll be funny
ovariesniper 4 months ago
attach a dildo!
ishy321 4 months ago
Um, I think you may have created the first true perpetual motion machine. You might want to check it out. : )
mcordima 4 months ago
@mcordima Please tell me you're joking.
TpendragonT 4 months ago
that guy is a genius
SuperDudeSK8ER 5 months ago
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everyone think of how this machine can be modified for masturbating? we need this machine.
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MichaelBarry1992 5 months ago
if u make a robot (look a like) and the hands should be the triggers u can make an awsome movie about weed *screaming robot wants WEEEEEDDDDD!
gaby232323 5 months ago
reminds me of Grr from Invader Zim "WEEEEEEEheheheeeeew"
747Jamesbond 5 months ago
that was a little awesome just make 2 more at the other sides
GARFIELD2143 5 months ago
What if it got stuck? Would time stop? Would the universe end? Would it blow up our planet? It's a mystery unknown...
GMSolardeath 5 months ago
add a light mechanism: On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On Off On On Off On Off On Off On!
Noobioh 5 months ago 107
@Noobioh It's called a blinking light. It has been done.
Khyrid 4 months ago
@Khyrid ooh damn
Noobioh 4 months ago
@Noobioh epic diy strobe light !!!
vivitar4321 3 months ago
@Noobioh You said On twice in a row.
SavageArms357 3 months ago 35
@Noobioh Strobe light party!!!
Icebabe59 2 months ago
@Noobioh Boom! Fuse blows
Spiderbait72 2 months ago
@Noobioh Or a voice box that says that xD
HellaIrishLad 2 months ago
@Noobioh I believe that's called blinking
Idkfawin32 2 months ago
1) attach solar cell
2) place in public place
3) flip switch
4) walk away
wolf92193 5 months ago
@wolf92193 hahahahahaha
CariagaXIII 5 months ago
You know someone would steel it..
Greenfire2200 5 months ago
Politics in a nutshell
BobDawg173 5 months ago 2
cool.
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY TH LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DO NOT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
kittycats39 5 months ago
LOL WATTAFUG?!
IceNovaz 5 months ago
warning lable: DON'T PUSH IT!
1Animeculture 5 months ago
And this is what it is like, when two Siamese twins fight.
RodaSmash 5 months ago
"nou" "nou" "nou" "nou" "nou" "nou"
Leminid 5 months ago
Apurature Science.We do what we must because we can.
iwannabepresident 5 months ago
another fail, apurature science...
SuperNoobdude 6 months ago
thats my new alarm clock
lylemata 6 months ago
@lylemata
very good idea!!
helloo1979 5 months ago
lol
clonedevin 6 months ago
sounds like a washer for cloths when its turned on
Huskehsaysrawr 6 months ago
Will it self recharge to prevent battery dry?
ShiroHibiki111 6 months ago
thats pretty much basicly how a motor works
bazengao 6 months ago
thus, the first engine was born.
tehhaxorkipz 6 months ago
this would all end if one of them reached to the other fucking switch #LOL
Zimba1911 6 months ago
perpetuummobile D:
TheUncomfortable 6 months ago
Sounds like a car alarm.
Narsuaq 6 months ago
240p We meet again!
MrThegreatest10 6 months ago
I find this very amusing
Jeff12798 6 months ago
Perpetual trolling. Congratulations.
ALYZZAOFDEATH 6 months ago
mabey they should go for the switch YOU hit :)P
DogsnPuppies101 6 months ago
imagine puting ur dick in that omfg that will fuckin hurt
TheCvt48man 7 months ago 14
@TheCvt48man you're a sick dude =)
Ultraviolentjunglist 4 months ago
@TheCvt48man Just beg for a boner when it happens.
ZnEaKySpyNL 4 months ago
@ZnEaKySpyNL yeah then ull have to use cialias for daily use
TheCvt48man 3 months ago
@TheCvt48man Why is this a top comment?
TheAmazingMaxsteele2 3 months ago
@TheCvt48man only you wud do that
iToasterman 3 months ago
And that, my friends, is how Gir was born.
YEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEE *smacks head repeatedly*
ablahblah54 7 months ago
a simple oscillator!
satandragons 7 months ago
it isnt annoying
AlphaInfernoAttack 7 months ago
Wow this useless machine is so aggro
hug01239 7 months ago
king kong lol
dilbarajani 7 months ago
NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U
mattbatcraz 7 months ago
2 vs. Willy xD
SubjektDelta 7 months ago
it just got mad because you touched its ding dong
superrayquasa 7 months ago
It dreams of being able to hit the magic red switch.
sofresh412 7 months ago
...We have a new world's most useless machine!
TestECull 7 months ago
why wont you take a picture,it will last longer...(but it wont do sudden movements)
martinlego25 8 months ago
Justin Bieber should be the switch.
barneyjesse 8 months ago 3
Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?Why are you hitting yourself?
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I DON'T KNOW
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Why are you hitting yourself?
*Facepalm*
Ethan71703 8 months ago
WTF!!! o_0
theguyinthefunnyhat 8 months ago
Too fast. You need to add a pause between pushes to simulate the process of thinking about pressing the button.
Nomoreidsleft 8 months ago
on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off!
Galiyin 8 months ago
yeah, it's not technically self annoying because you haveto turn it on, my idea is that you have a single switch, in a middle position, then if you flip it to one one side, it makes on arm go forward, pushing it to the other side, which activates the other arm pushing it back to the other side, so on, so forth, here you can see that the switch that the arms are hitting doesn't do anything, its just a motor activated from the first switch that rotates the arms back and forth
blackeyedp7 8 months ago
Meanwhile at Valve...
TrIggerCT 9 months ago
Lol i made somthing like that but i forgot the on/off swich now mah usless thing is doing this!
SilverArrow47 9 months ago
Also this touchs me in a non-gay way but in the sence if you think hard of what the box does reminds me of the conflic for North & South korea SO pretty much it saying taht(SOuth:Bro fuck off North:no you South:BRO STOP North:No youuuuuuuuuuu >;3
CptHellHound 9 months ago
Now put your finger in it.....
CptHellHound 9 months ago
Ohhhhhh the wonders of what I would do with that :)
anstaf11 9 months ago
Double most useless machine... What next...
TheError404 9 months ago
@TheError404 The tripple useless machine ! What else ?
theRudy132 9 months ago
"GET IT OFF!" says the robot
lastmondaypast1 10 months ago
how do you turn it off
kennethasher27 10 months ago
@kennethasher27 good question!
Liwan1000 10 months ago
spasm box
Kunibuler 11 months ago
I wonder how many dumb people would put their finger in between...
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arttu9 4 months ago
STOP NO YOU STOP NO YOU STOP YOU FIRST
dominoman2020 1 year ago
leave me alone box has met its match
GRIEVOUS1775D 1 year ago
infinite power
PcJaiden828 1 year ago
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stop hitting yourself.... *breaks* THANK YOU!
howtoletsplayccrs 1 year ago
good switch strength tester
NLdwerg 1 year ago
3 People were the switch XD
PewPewKapowie 1 year ago 5
Will You Sell Me It Ill Give You 1p ( I Dont Have Mutch Money Sorry :D )
BekkieBum 1 year ago 30
@BekkieBum Sorry, already dismantled... :)
vaclavblazek 1 year ago 48
@vaclavblazek Bully Lol ox
BekkieBum 1 year ago
@vaclavblazek aww why
dominic0147 9 months ago
@vaclavblazek can you build another one with 2(!) swiches?
kleineaeug 6 months ago
@vaclavblazek id buy one for $24 usd
lovegunz1 5 months ago
@BekkieBum lol
gtacrusher123 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you feel bad about that switch
reedask 1 year ago 5
*Toddler finds this video* *Wakes his mom up at night, and he says: "Hey Mommy! Wook what I finds!" and he turns the volume full blast. That would make her go insane.
Mechwolf30 1 year ago