Ode to the Millionaire Matchmaker

[jazbo808]

lmfao fucking spot on

[SewProject]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[RatedRo]

what's the opening music?

[MrKatella]

I died when she cut a piece of his hair off! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnnaSoc5]

"Hooray for Destin!"

[Onirichan]

"Hooray for Dustin"

[mrmadicbm]

Pattys fatter than that in real life,

[Fiddysgrl05]

How does she have a 99% success rate when I have yet to see any of her matches work??? WTH??? I don't get when she says that

[Doityourselfgal]

I really like Patti Stanger and she has some good advice and she is a good messager; you can always learn what to do or not to do in a relationship watching her or the others.

I have to give it to you, This was funny.

Who was the blond gal in the pink?

[foshizzleilyferrets]

@Doityourselfgal chelsey her assistant in the past she was pattis favorite but when they moved the buisness to new york she said she wouldnt go and stayed in L.A

[ttiiyy]

@foshizzleilyferrets I saw a clip where Chelsey was trashing Patti. She said that Patti just treats people like crap. I think that's the main reason that Chelsey left.

[ttiiyy]

@Doityourselfgal I don't know. If Patti is so good, why is she single? I saw the last episode of the latest season. Patti is the client herself this time. She did not take any of her own advices.  She's very aggressive on the date.

[foshizzleilyferrets]

@ttiiyy shes not single right now

[davo7931313]

She killed the poor girl :(

[xx0diana0xx]

I don't even watch this show but that was hilarious.

[BigTime6195]

Tell me why, oh why the hell do I wanna jam my tongue in a 50 year olds ass, so passionately? She is hands down 1 of fhe top 5 females I am attracted to overall! Hot looks, mean and sarcastic personality, all! Most guys in LA for sure couldn't handle her, maggot and fly infested shitty attitude, its like looking in an mirror for them, and their egos can't handle it! If Patti got outta hand, to much with me? I might have to bend Patti over and proceed to,ruin her panty wearing days forever!

[MrRedFredSaid]

lame sendup of a lame tv personality.

[LoveHateLoveHate100]

Hi My name is Paul and I play for the Los Angeles Clippers DUUUUUHHHHHH! lmfao

[MissAlexRose1]

Hahaha I love the ending!!!

[Sagefrakrobatik]

This is as funny as those Young Money cartoons on here with Rick Ross

[MeANDSerg]

Hooray for Dustinnn!

[dcguy30]

0:24-0:28 WTF? O.o XD

[scbaldwin13]

ROFL - "Dude, fuck."

[Dudeimmaknow]

HAHHAHA this is sooo true! MAKE MORE VIDS!! :)

[josmon88]

please make more episodes for Millionares Matchmaker!

[FandeJBMaunier]

Anyone know the song playing at the beginning and end?

[CaeserOct]

Wow your portrayal of the millionaires was pretty spot on. Haha, great stuff.

[atoale]

dustin is a douche...should of made fun of him more for ripping on other peoples style and he looks like a giant boner with spikey pubes...and his disgusting girlfriend with her dumbass purple bangs and stupid skull sweaters that she wears...they are disgusting

[Sagefrakrobatik]

@atoale Why you gotta hate so much lol

[shementing]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA SO FUCKING TRUUUE

[Lene1973a]

So true.... ;-)))

[wf80]

Pretty accurate, but missing one of the dozens of times throughout any given episode where she eludes to her Jewishness. IMO she tries too hard to get that message across. And what's with her freaky-punky-goth assistants? Are they her kids or something?? Only thing missing from this show is a overly flamboyant gay man.

[CaptainHotaru]

So true!

But this season she's expanded her small vocabulary to words relating to Jews.

In my family, every time Patti says "JEW!!!1" you take a drink.

[davidpar2]

hahahaha! good one

[abriendaabira]

My name is Mike from LA Although there busizz4me.info

[AUGUSTALLEN28]

That was on point.

[GageAndrist13]

I....I somewhat feel dumber for watching this

[JPizzle1122]

This video is fabulous. As a former intern at Bravo, i was forced to watch this crap program every day while digitizing it for the web. This is definitely Patti to a "T". Well done.

[average220]

"Guess who I'm looking at...the vice president of matching"

[NickoleB2]

Hilarious!!!

[reddcrowe]

OMG! I think this one is my favorite

[hhhxhbkxforeverx]

jesus won't help you, he loves me! i have matchmaking credits in heaven!

[illethereal]

I dunno... out of all your videos I think this one made me laught till I had tears! It might be my favourite!

[lily1235]

THIS IS SO PATTI!

[lily1235]

omg love this 

[zephyrjet122]

this show deserves to be made a mockery of, and WELL done!

[hhhxhbkxforeverx]

what the fuck is lerch from the addam's family doin' playing for the fuckin' los angeles clippers?! boring! next!

[maricellify]

ROFL "hello? Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay!!!!" yu arr a f*king mastermind.

[Ericshun6969]

Totally embodies her! I've seen it soo many times... now before you start saying stuff I'm using my bf's account...

When is the next video!

[dirtbikequeen123]

HIT PLAY BEFORE I RAPE YOU, OR EAT YOU, OR SUMTHING. LOL MAKES MY FUCKING DAY

[Randomqtman]

LMFAO LOVE THIS

[mommyanddadd]

Is the hair looks like a penis in a way :)

[Gonathdon]

its true they dont slaughter chickens...she bit the head off a duck ;D

[google3847]

Amazing! Keep these videos coming!

[Gonathdon]

Makes the penis go up LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xvrhernandez349]

patti have you ever danced at a clients wedding??

SNIP

dude for real? F**k!

LOL i loved it

[anntheazelf101]

"dude, that fits in your vagina?"

*hits dustin*

" dude F**K!"

"obviously"

Lol! XD

[sarathomas208]

haha

[BlueSkiesGreenGrass]

This is f#ckin hilarious

[artsymomma16]

"What? What's coming out of your stupid mouth?" Lol

[pthizzy12]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ryuzaki444]

I would love to see an episode of Patii and co. watching this video. ROFL

[TastemyAtrocity]

AH-HA! This is funny in every way possible!!

[ispeakpirate]

lol they all look like tht

[COOTERBABY94]

"Did I ever tell you guys how good I look in bangs?" "Like 14 million fucking times!" LOL

[kerennx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[rvggarcon]

WHORE WRANGLING!

[jonwiley]

Got Miss Patti to a T. The comedy penis goes up!!!

[ThereGoesKitty]

LMAO when she hits the guy over the face with the dild

[MORENITA1085]

Hilarious! I remember that episode with paul and alex. Paul is very boring.

[knarisa]

LOL!! I like the show and this was hilarious!!!!!!! Please keep them coming!!

[Zieda12]

My favorite part:

Gay! Gaygaygaygaygay! And if he's nit gay, he probably wants a spinner. They love the spinners, makes the p*nis go up!

[eddielives100]

Funny shit. That's exactly how that show is.

[TaTiBeTcH]

"dude that fits in your vagina?" *slaps with vibrator* "dude fuck".......... "obviously" THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART!!!!!!!!

[butterflysuper12]

Makes the penis go up!

[katherine415]

genius**

[katherine415]

LMFAOOOO make more! This was genious

[losartandeterment806]

LMFAO this is hilarious especially the guy that said duhhhhhh and the one that said hehe i like boobies hehe rofl

[judyzoller]

I am commenting about Patti Stanger. I broke up with her fiance right before she started daing Andrew Friedman. He is not a big real estate investor. He works at State Fund as an insurance adjuster. Any investments he has is with his parents. He was also verbally abusive and very controlling when he was with me. I was with him for three years. He wanted to marry me. No way! I moved away from him. If you want any info about him, let me know!

[expressfashion2]

@judyzoller Sorry, no one cares

[tinypuppies3]

too funny Patty is awful

[dannyjizay]

i love the part where she clips his mohawk off LOL good

[pullingthechord]

lurch from the adams family....hahahaha.

this might be my favorite one so far. i laughed so hard

[NicolletteMkeUp]

HAHAHA oh my godddd

[autywon]

LMFAOO! so true

[Carina08x]

ahahahahaha! "makes the penis go up!" lmaoo!!!

[ohhrichie]

HURRRAAAYYY FOR DUSTIN :P

[jendbxoxo]

" uh yeah, like fourteen fucking million times.." hilarious

[crazykindofboy]

so loves it. gay gay gay gay gay gay! my penis is going up!

[crazykindofboy]

this is the best one ever

[sugarbabymillionaire]

this one is hilarious

[CALICROP]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... classic

[pinkislove93]

lmaooo

[curlygurly75]

Spot on!

[Jackthemeat]

this video makes the penis go up !

[misterf111]

What's sad is that this isn't an exaggeration of Patti!

In fact, I kind of think this video was actually too nice on her, lol!

[rachfaceeee]

gyagagagagayyygayyy

[sinswtf]

HAHAHAHHAAAHHA great :'D

[pebzoe]

AHAHAHAHAH

[kevkid14]

make the penis go up.. prefect.

[lilflav90210]

FAVORITE PART:

"hello my name is alex, i live in las vegas..." haha idkk his stupid ass hair and his voice lmaoooo loved it.

[7xxDaRkxxLiGhTxx7]

Just. Like. Millionaire. Matchmaker.

You are a genius :3

[jakevschase]

LOL, I love it.

[LuvLady22]

HA HA HA!!!! OMG!! I needed the laugh...:D

[gabbygdl]

sooo painfully funny!! OMG! I so totally love it!!!

[Belnades]

i love this soooo much yet i also love the show. i am the worst millionaire fan ever. ): god, too funny. <333

[samelpan]

OM GOM GOMGOMGOGOMG hahahah these videos are SO HILARIOUS. i loved how patti abused chelsea and destin. keep making videos :)

[jds223jds223]

You rock. I want to watch all of them! What about Chelsea's constant insecure hair flip?!

[nga2007]

Too Funny !

[Destinpfaff]

HAHAHAHAH! Destin (the guy with the Mohawk) from Millionaire Matchmaker says "F'in great job!" I really liked it! Thank you for making fun of us!

xoxox

Destin

[closetofcoach]

HAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[doom2rose]

hahaha! this one had me laughing ...AWESOME JOB!

[gwest111]

You have to do more of these.

[livinlavidaelvis]

LOL...u got the Paul, Dr. Nettles, and "Bozo" guy PERFECTLY.

[carahpants]

hahha "make the penis go up" haha you got patti perfect.

[Pinkhamsterino]

Cutting off the hair... Awesome.

[buddhaland]

So funny..you so nailed Patty! LOL!

[SpeakMediaBlog]

That was so funny! "Makes the penis go up" brilliant!

[babyapple930]

"Hello! Gay!! GayGaGaGayGayGay!" .. LOL

[ayidas]

That was perfect!!! HAHAHAHAA

[Vincenty90]

lololol

[jessicamurd]

I loved it.

"Um yeah like 14 fucking million times"

"Sorry wrong number"

lol

[lork92]

Great vid. Hilarious!

[drnan]

spot on!

[DominaDoll]

Sextoy Dave rocks!

[rodittis]

Ha! Another winner!!

[MarkDotydotcom]

This is fantastic.  Rach Hell & Destin Pfaff animated Justin Roiland Style.

Wooo Hooooo!!!

Go guys!

Mark

[IWasHereMomentsAgo]

LOL! Bloody AWESOME!

[Anneyhall]

hahahhahahahahhah!!!!!

[NextLifeDK]

Great script. You're a genius.

PS. Give me your arm.

[hatemeproductions]

Funny as hell dude!