Harold and Kumar - Jaywalking Scene

[drkstr7]

Quuumar

[zombiefreak5000]

Who the fuck are you shitwad?!! lol 

[paulying10261985]

bullshit.

[jasonHadley420]

NPH loves the cock.. and thats a fact ...

[jasonHadley420]

great american names.. like Dave .. jim lol...

[66ott7]

yeah bull shhhhit...

[sahotavideosinc]

Lol what kinda name is kuumooooor like 5 Os and 2Us,thats not a tone that u wanna us on a cop that will bust ur ass bust my ass? Ya kuumooooor

[immortalXMONsta]

"Oh shit"

[elPoonBringer]

NPH wouldnt do that!!!



[KingRichard41]

0:49-0:52



[cheezkid]

OH I KNOW! I'LL BECOME A CAHP!

[DistortedJoy]

The irony in this scene is that Kumar is belittling the cop for going nowhere in his life while he went to college, but the third Harold and Kumar movie is about how Harold went somewhere in life and Kumar was still doing the same shit.

[Puppyluv877]

haha gotta love this scene (: <3

[laxattack1020]

gotta love the gum hahah

[Bertuz1979]

One of the best scene of both movies...... Fucking blilliant!!! :D

[RockstarDrinkz]

wow...66,666 viewws

[juancho7965]

Its a joke no one gives two shits if u j walk dont take it seriously

[TheCodsta1000]

What is jaywalking...eplain this to me

[mrtundra45]

@TheCodsta1000 its just another way for the US govt to tax its citicenz.

[TheCodsta1000]

@mrtundra45 ah i see....man we are greedy shits

i want to move to london or another country...OH I KNOW!

ill move to canada i hear its nice

[mrtundra45]

@TheCodsta1000 YES CANADA!

dont move to London its just Europe's version of NYC.....Foul Shady English Parliment

[TheCodsta1000]

@mrtundra45 ill also get to trade in my US currency and redeem for canadian money

i hear our money is 30cents more in canada per dollar

ill be rich!

RICH!!

MWAHAHAHAHHA

[bbphnix]

this is insane… of course this is an exaggeration, but a ticket for jaywalking? that's what you get in the US? lol… one more reason never to visit that place… i jaywalk all the time…. literally, the times i go on a green light are the minority!!!

[DistortedJoy]

@bbphnix Like you said.... it was an exaggeration. >_>

[samtheman7975]

Man Harold can be a tool sometimes

[66ott7]

yeah bulllll shit...

[TheYoungOne96]

CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS!! LOL

[DylanKingOfTheOzone]

0:51 = best thing to say to someone as a comeback.. they wont see it coming

[BenKoalaface]

kooooouumar

[LionEntity]

3 words: fuck the police.

[bjknngbhh]

How do you spell Kumar? With 5 O's or 2 u's?

[GramajoDarvin]

cop comes out of nowhere hahahahaha

[Roshan3L]

BACK IT UP HAHAHAHAXDDD

[Multitude1337]

Thats not the kinda tone you want to use for a cop to bust your ass...

[westcoastfan101]

You want me to cross I will cross

[boohahaclipsforyou]

"Who the FUCK ARE YOU" lololol

[eczander]

"Ay!, NPH, wouldnt do that alright, now show me some I.D"

[anthandpete911]

congraztafuckinglations

[TheSilhouette143]

congratufuckinglations

[kingcarrick]

Who the fck are u Shitwad

[BigBangAttack01]

Kooooouumar.

[rayzrblayd24]

0:33 Cracks me up everytime. XD

[MrAbagaz]

it is so ridiculous to bust you for that reason...i never knew you could actually get arrested for croosing the road on foot,while it is still red

[De1V]

He look down a empty street and a cop came out of no where! lol

[Smokeyrules9]

5 O's and 2 U's :D 1:28

[BananaBreakable]

I thought it was Jeff Foxworthy XD

[baseball4lifexd]

4 people got caught jaywalking at 2 am then got arrested

[bhavnesh1994]

Koomar

[utubedano]

i just LOVED the scene where the cop just turns up from freakkin nowhere.. i was literally rofl

[killsmash540]

@FindingSecretGarden They are, it's a Christmas special I think.

[jprenderg]

yeah that's great, writin you a ticket

[mrfalafl]

KOOOOOMAR <---- lol

[PowerSlotSwinger]

"Hey, NPH wouldn't do that."

[FretWiz4rd]

"Fine you want me to cross?? you want me to cross i will cross!! if it makes u happy i will cross!!".... -looks to the left,.... looks to the right...-, ill do it...- carefully takes on step forward...- WEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW !!!!! xD

[roguetrip99]

That cop is a dick. Not as much of one as the racist Homeland Security guy in the second movie, though.

[MuDvAyNw]

haha damn it. i love when he punches the cop and his face doesn't move

[MultiMacsek]

@FindingSecretGarden third movie coming out this november...

[xPenguinAttackx]

4 people are cops...

[kayvonandkolby]

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SHITWAAD!" . LOL HAHHAA

[haidaihome]

kooooouumar ..!!! 5 o's and 2 U's

hahah LOL

[MessyPaint]

Didn't the cop play one of the detectives in Hot Fuzz? Does he know how to play a character that isn't an asshole?

[kaleigh79]

I love this movie so much I still watch clips on youtube..

[VEVOTroll]

Kumaaaaar. What is that, like five o's or two u's.

[123BenThere]

Kooooomar

[Cheshario]

that cop is fkin awesome!!!

[Nelieciamasis]

BACK IT UP !!!

[applecrumping33]

muahahahaha yessss!

[MrLangstar]

"Who the Fuck are you shit wod"

[LongoDude1]

Who the fuck are you, shitwad?

[LongoDude1]

I'm still wondering where the fuck the cop came from.

[jordan4ever100]

@LongoDude1 montage...duh

[LongoDude1]

@jordan4ever100 well, no shit, but, when harold looks both ways there's no vehicle for like 100 meters either way

[bossgeneration]

@LongoDude1 aahahahhaha dude thats the funny thing

[bilalbrownie69]

Well, congratu-fucking-lations.

[Harish9292]

HAHAHA, my name is Kumar :)

[casper123]

Him & Farva should team up.

[rkRamy]

YES KOOOOOMAR

[MrBurgundy76]

god this shit destroys any adam sandler movie ever.

[dfbhcf]

@MrBurgundy76 True. Well Happy Gilmore was pretty funny, but every other Adam Sandler movie sucks compared to this.

[CristianoRossinho]

@caruthers93609 from the morphological point of view this is called an infix, so a affix inside the word. souds funny though :D

[sausageNmash1990]

H&K 1 and 2 are the funniest movies ever......... and dude wheres my car..... the best 3 american comedys ever made

[dagasdt]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO



[TehUberNewb]

Who the Fuck are you, shitwad?

[firehotcheeto]

"Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy with the Anglicized name that treats you so well and give him a couple of other tickets?"

[musicMAn11021]

OH SHIT. lmfao!!

[themanwhich69]

"nph wouldnt do that. alright?"

[ModNahhhhh]

Neil Patrick Harris stole my car. NPH WOULDNT DO THAT!

[shenduboy]

CONGRAT-YOUR-FUCKIN-LATIONS

[Writerandartiste]

Let me take a couple of guesses you used to be a big asshole in high school, right -- absolutely right --- and you used to pick on guys like us everyday -- WITH PLEASURE :0000 :)

[Writerandartiste]

Who the fuck are you, shitwad :0000000 :)

[Writerandartiste]

Thats not the kind of tone you want to use on an officer than can bust your ass -- bust my ass? -- yes, Cooooomar BUST YOUR ASS -- LMFAO :)

[Ignight09]

Busted Big Time.... yeeeaaahhh!

[eldin37]

2 people hu disliked this are indian lol

[naumenko11]

@eldin37 cops would make more sense you idiot.

[eldin37]

hu the fuck r u shit wardd

[zamrock20]

man i really hate harold lol

[Dwk519]

KOOOOOUUMAR

[okami43]

Those are the cops in Vegas!

[Shazgi]

rofl

[SilverSkitty]

the cop deserved it. dickhead.

[peterdabest94]

hhahaha i fucking love this movie i swear

[asdnub]

he kinda reminds me of jim carrey :P

[ladywolfblood99]

Worst Cop EVVVVVERRRRR!!!! XD

[bboyFiFEK]

"oh shit" xD

[sSanctum]

0:48 A ticket really?

"Who the fuck are you shit wad?"

[hockanocka]

Congradufuckinglation

[CarlTrooper]

"YEAH KUUUUUMARRR, BUST - YOUR- ASS"

[TheChealseaFC]

1 person has 5 o's and 2 u's in there name

[DazReht]

the guy who played the cop should have recieved an oscar for his performance.

[dickens911]

0:35-0:40 LOL

[fudgie686]

This cop is so freaking FUNNY!! especially the jail scene..oh man did I laugh so hard

[Periculo8910]

@fudgie686 jeallous much?

[fudgie686]

@Periculo8910 Troll alert! I laughed as in a good way? you idiot lol.

[Periculo8910]

@fudgie686 Easy there cowboy. I quoted the wrong dude. It was ,eamt for Doberman~ :p

[fudgie686]

@Periculo8910 Ah, it's all good, sorry for calling you an idiot mate.

[Dobermann2323]

Excuse me while i type out a line we all just heard seconds ago in this video and get lots of thumbs up

[SGTItachi47]

Wow, that was just amazing. No one coming, no one anywhere; takes one step and BAM! Cop.

[maniac666ism]

my god how did that police got there that fast!!! my god ! this is so fucking crazy! XD wahaha

[TJC0507]

Congratu-fuckin'-lations!...th­ere's a new word i learned

[bLitz2k]

omg man he only took 1step hahahahaha. Wat a fucked up but funny scene.

[SciFikid123]

funniest thing ive ever seen

[Dwk519]

KUUOOOOOMAR!

[mitrooper]

Douchebag cop enters the scene, this is a funny movie 0:29, I agree...

[1sweet84]

This happened to me this morning! I got a jaywalking ticket and there wasn't a car in sight. I had to watch this.

[ehuf20]

Who the fuck are you shitwad!! haha too funny

[TheSWNerd1]

"Who the fuck are you, shitwad?"

What's also funny is his face expression. HAHAHA!!! :D :D :D :D XD XD XD XD

[100truckyou]

Best scene in the movie!!!!!!!!!!

[watsmy14]

yerr kuuuuummmmaar

[ThePrankcallsrus]

5 o's or 2 u's lol

[palermoSWAT]

Yes Kuuuuumaar, bust ur ass!! )))

[ChocolateFlux]

It's not normal how hard I laughed at this :D

[LeGeNDaRY2846]

HEY. NPH wouldn't do that.

[lilbitchoc]

Bust your ass Kumar!

[REDMAN4701]

Lmao this is one of the best scence, 5 os or 2 Us yeah bullshit, lmao!!!! thx 4 posting

[GetHalo350s]

"WELL CONGRATSDAFUCKINLATIONS" lololololol

[frunkiss]

You want me to cross?! I will cross!!

[bcg12188992]

yeah, perfect, come on Harold, thanks to you buddy.... we're goin' downtown.

[Butterflycradle1]

LMMFAO GREATEST SCENE EVER

[GilbertsonDerick]

"It's actually one 'u'."

"Yeah, bullshit."

LOL

[forman208]

@GilbertsonDerick Haha

[thex2thaz]

o shit

[boss290gt]

i laughed for ages when i saw this movie and this scene hahah fuking stoners

[kman915]

lolz they looked both ways n there was nobody in sight.. wow lmfao!!