I hate Mario Kart Wii - Alex Day

[anyryan13]

this song is so cool :3

[Jesuspowers25]

haha whenever i play mariokart I'm the ultimate troll and I ALWAYS play Waluigi > :D

[faeriegirl20]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Spelling was never my strong point, and my key board is acting odd (only 2/3 of the keys work half the time) so technically it's not my fault

[faeriegirl20]

i hate mario cart wii cuz i looze to 8 yearolds (and i am 15....)

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@faeriegirl20 If you are fifteen and type like that. Please go back to elementary school.

[awesomelyizzy]

needs to write more songs bout video games xx

[awesomelyizzy]

one of the truest songs ever written...sums up the whole mario kart experience in one line: why don't they EVER put a wall there?! ;) xx

[miekka968]

@wardrobefear Maybe his thing is different.

[bradduke39]

I'M A WALUIGI FANATIC. EVERY FUCKING RACE I USE HIM. HATERS.

[wardrobefear]

don't get me wrong, this song is absolutely fab, just it bothers me when he says 'held A down a bit too early'. YOU HOLD 2 DOWN NOT A, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[FuriousVikingStudios]

@wardrobefear Might be using the Gamecube pad.

[Lainbowie]

Y U NO PLAY WITH GAMECUBE CONTROLLER BEFORE?

[EllDudeRocks]

Fucking waluigi stole my victory XD

[miekka968]

I can't wait to get a job so I buy this on iTunes. Normally I'd just download it but I'd feel so bad illegally downloading Alex's music so I'm not going to.

[NinjaHero55]

Waluigi is better in Stupid mario bros so i don't hate him.

[mistaecco]

One seccond: 3rd place

Seriously 4 secconds later: 7th place

Oh well.

[LessamazingKate]

This is such a dramatic song; I love it

[MissJulieGorejuss]

yoshi is the shizz.

named my cat after him o.o

[KrAzYKiD9090]

Mario Kart 7 kicks ass. Its soooooo awsome.

[morningstar107]

You guys, I don't think Alex is actually saying he hates this game...it was just a fun topic for a song. And let's face, it everybody who plays Mario Kart Wii gets frustrated with it at some time or another. XD

[mymovierazzi]

This song is good, but everyone says the old games are heaven in one cartridge or disc. People need to get a life and play Mario Kart 7. The Gameboy Mario Kart, as well as the NES Mario Kart, suck crap. First place is boring, though.

Don't you know how to dodge a Blue Shell?

[Catchon323]

33 people love mario kart wii

[lachatestsurlamur]

FUCKIN' WALUIGI STOLE MY VICTORY.

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

...Mario Kart Wii is awesome, losers.

[jokernu1fan]

@ChocolateHoneycomb You now its this really cool thing called an opinion. People are allowed to have them and if Nerimon/ Alex Day doesn't like it, its his own choice. To be completely honest I don't like it either :/

[MisterDoucheBag1]

@ChocolateHoneycomb Lol you got owned, mate.

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

@MisterDoucheBag1 Fuck off, you have no taste in video games

[MisterDoucheBag1]

@ChocolateHoneycomb Lol it's funny that I never said whether I liked it or not, which I do. :P I just meant you got completely told by that other guy and have no choice but to resort to insulting a bystander.

[happysappygirl101]

@ChocolateHoneycomb Nice one... swearing at random people on the internet is in poor taste, especially when they have not even made fun of you directly or anything. I like Mario Kart Wii as well, but you do't see me getting my inner internet troll on. Save that for a Justin Bieber video or something.

[MisterDoucheBag1]

@happysappygirl101 :)

[wazappoful]

@happysappygirl101  SHUT UP

[gamermandude12345]

@happysappygirl101 huh i dont much attention to the media but i thought it was Justin Beaver(no joke). anyway i like Mario Kart Wii too. that was no inner internet troll, that was an inner internet nuclear warhead on the verge of exploding hahahaha:). speaking of taste r u rich in taste if u judge her actions as poor taste. u dont know how she was feeling at that time. *whisper*(pmsing maybe) haha jokes r funny even when they r at me.

[wazappoful]

@ChocolateHoneycomb SHUT UP

[happysappygirl101]

@wazappoful Do you just not like both me and ChocolateHoneycomb... because, you told us both to shut up, despite our different views. Are you just not trying to choose sides, because I honestly don't and can't see why both my and ChocolateHoneycomb comments both deserved that stern shut up. Please explain your logic.

[gamermandude12345]

@ChocolateHoneycomb woooooo i see an emo, like a nuclear warhead bout to explode. if ya get slapped dont hate them, wish them well. cause you will be laughing when they r burnin in hell. got some o dat from yankovic amish paradise. anyway accept an opinion, and reap what u sow and move on. u just like a 3 year old

[gamermandude12345]

@ChocolateHoneycomb save that attitude when u find out, if u have one, that your special someone is cheating on u. Kay. mario kart wii is awesome but u dont see anybody doing what u were doing. r u cute, hahaha thats so random( not the tv show):)

[v5v24]

Tbf if you use them well bananas and red boxes are really good (says a guy who always plays against his family who are rubbish at the game on easy)

[jcjr1984]

Your vocal sound reminds me of Placebo. ever hear of them?

[jcjr1984]

Brilliant



[poopdoggydog108]

story of my life.

[Randomer131]

IM ALWAYS EITHER YOSHI OR TOAD COS THEY R CUTE!!!

[countingducks]

i love the line "their feeling pretty angry but i'm prinsess peachy" pure genious :)

[InsanityAchieved]

I'm just Princess Peachy. ;)

[Gryffindor004]

I love how dramatic this song is. Fits Mario Kart well.

[newbiesama]

the new mario karts are bad. My oppion...teh blue shield, iot always gets me above a cliff in the last round.

[Aguywithoutausername]

>le me, a Gameboy gentleman >Playing Mario Kart Wii for the first time with Wii fangirl step-sister >How do I turn this thing? >"You have to tilt the controller" >5 minutes later >Fuck this shit >Get Double Dash out >plug in GC controllers >step-sister is tilting the controller >"you have to use the stick..." >"WHAT A SHITTY CONTROL SCHEME!!! (insert rage here)" >Never have to play Mario Kart Wii again >Moral of the story, if you ever meet a Wii fanboy/fangirl, play Gamecube with them.

[Shinybestcrittercare]

@Aguywithoutausername lol nice. i have a gc and wii and i play em both about evenly. i think the gc has the most comfortable controller EVER, dont u?

[milephisto]

Waluigi got invincibility for you to stop complaining that '' winning just feels lame''

[MrMerliin]

@OtakuEveryday Can not tell if troll or just needs to step on lego.

[OtakuEveryday]

god... most gamers sound like fucking old men... BACK IN MY DAY WE DID NOT HAVE THIS UPGRADE. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, CRY, CRY, CRY, do you want everything to stay the same? Mario kart 64 sucks if you put it up to Mario kart 7!

[Talis116]

@OtakuEveryday

thats because market trends in the last 5-10 years have shifted from catering to who gaming nerds were ten years ago to creating games for casual gamers and as wide an audience as possible. Which has in turn turned most games into total pieces of... well anyways.

[Aguywithoutausername]

@OtakuEveryday Can't tell if troll, or just Wii fanboy... Also, you do realize that otaku is actually an insult in Japan? Seriously, it means a lifeless shut-in.

[OtakuEveryday]

@Aguywithoutausername A. I hate the Wii, Mario kart 7 is 3ds B. yes i know what a Otaku is

[iceclimber189]

Mario Kart 64 is the one for me. Not only was it the first Mario Kart with 3D graphics, but it was my very first Mario Kart game. In fact, the older games, for the most part, are better than the games we have today. I mean Zhu Zhu Pets? Seriously?

[valencys]

I like mario kart wii BECAUSE its so unexpected and if ur last u can catch up and all. In mario kart 64 you could get a star if u were first p place -_-, and then it was really hard to catch up but its still fun and all

[Ace10110X]

"the old games are the best guys nintendo's innovations are stupid clearly it's not as good as the older ones guys listen i am bitter about the changes they made cause i want to live in the 90's for forever duh all you kids who like it are fags and not good at video games either." I liek your songs, but I hope they're at least a little sarcastic since there have clearly been improvements in these series...

[aztecsword12]

I like Mario Kart Wii. Only course I hated online was Luigi Circuit, as it always came down to who got the speed items on the last turn.

[Demloir]

this song is actually freakin' awesome

[thatlittlebitbored]

woo im not the only one who alwase choses yoshi cos he's cute XD

[ThatDudeWithTheGCube]

At least it isn't as bad as the new 3DS one.

[Thesecret8thhorcrux]

And at this point I remember why I never want to play Mario Kart Wii.

[Parodox306]

I liked the part where he was all like "DO DO DODO DO DO DODO DO..."

[maeganrawwr]

I sing this every time i play Mario Kart wii. without fail. and if I come second I replace waluigi with whoever beat me. eg "FUCKING DONKEY KONG STOLE MY VICTORY"

[1corz]

Love this song, but I like mario kart wii :P

[buchanproductions]

i hate it aswell it was just so boring it was okay until the motorbikes came in

[awesomelyizzy]

"why don't they put wall there"...this one line sums up the entire mario kart experience xx

[emmanrulz]

You Are Awesome I Love <3 Yoshi Too :) Long Live Yoshi :D

[rtinny987]

aww. So sad :')

[JamminWithJaime]

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE!

[MrTurtlesh]

Now I feel kinda awkward for liking Mario Kart Wii

[PaintedBB]

Fucking Waluigi...

[seriousnesskillz]

lets face it,everyone hates Waluigi.

[thisisjustaflashback]

*sigh* another banana skin.

[00RDB00]

i hate mario... every time i can taste sweet victory, he's always fucking up with a red or a blue shell. fuck you mario, fuck you

[Abbarina15]

Haha :D

[zetabyte99]

ERROR: you don't hold "a" down, it's 2

[cooltestify]

@zetabyte99 depends if you use the wheel or not, I use the nunchuck combo and its a to go forward...

[ZOMGitsELLIE]

@zetabyte99 You hold two down if you're playing with the wheel, i'm guessing he's talking about using the control and a nunchuck, which is the easiest way to do it in many peoples' opinions :)

[SSJPENGUIN]

@zetabyte99 Depends on your controls...

[awesomelyizzy]

"fucking waluigi stole my victory"

[VictoriaColleyx]

Story of my life! i FAIL at mario kart wii :L

[TrisyaDraegalia]

I love epic this song is.... and how it's about a video game XD

[ellieandjimmy]

next time i play mario kart wii i will play this song and go with it like stall the car and crash and stuff :L

[seriousnesskillz]

OMG bullet bill >:D

[Wolftrainer53196]

I always choose YOSHI!!!!! in any mario game that i can choose my character!!!!

[awesomelyizzy]

so so catchy...can't get this out of my head!!! xx

[HaltMusik]

What's with the clipping?

[ddc32997]

I dont utilize the drift, I use automatic because I cant do so many things at once xD

[TheDarkDuck93]

looool brilliant

[RVesel376]

I'm pretty sure i asked this b4 but is nerimon from the UK?

[Esllava1]

@RVesel376 Yes, he is ;)

[RVesel376]

@Esllava1 thnx ;)

[SaiyanShamanShinobi]

@RVesel376 ...Yes. Is that not obvious?

[RVesel376]

@SaiyanShamanShinobi i guess it is but i dont wanna be rude in a comment by thinking somewhere else :P

[IWannaMeetJoBros]

@RVesel376 Nerimon/Alex is from the UK, indeed (:

[RVesel376]

@IWannaMeetJoBros yep i have gotten the answer from 3 people by now :P lol

[moonight199]

@RVesel376 His name is Alex Day

[RVesel376]

@moonight199 i know his name i call him by his user ;) please don't correct me before using correct logic :P

[countingducks]

@RVesel376  yup

[redballoonproduction]

Playing mario kart wii atm and just this second I got Blue shell'd, then lightning bolt'd and then also blooper'd. I'm sad :(

[ThePowerOfTheMonkey]

This song is the only reason I have ever felt a need to try Mario Kart Wii

[leoandmax69]

Super Mario Double Dash was sooo much better!! xD

[Rackellesh727]

i don't really care for alex day, he"s cute and funny but i don't care for his morals. BUT I LOVEE THIS SONGG!!!!!!!

[MsMousegirl]

I hate Mario Kart Wii too. xDD

[Princessskatingluna]

You know the same thing happened to me ...my mate and me were playin mario kart and were at neck and neck and it was like 1st 2nd 1st 2nd 1st 2nd

[be4tbybl4ck]

FUCK 12th PLACE!



[jalfcat]

I like mario kart wii on ds coz i remeber sitting in the atruim during my frees playing it with my friends instead of doing work. Crapy games are good for somthing :D

[Kupabomber]

@jalfcat technically, it's mario kart DS on the DS, mario kart wii is on the wii.

[DarkkirbyKRPG]

@jalfcat mario kart wii on ds

fail

[MissLuvMovies]

"FUCKING WALUIGI STOLE MY VICTORY!"

[Flytheshapeshifter]

@MissLuvMovies Happend to me just then



[itssavvyandstuff]

This song is immensely depressing if you think about it.

[Anibeing]

I find it funny.. how the colors you have up there are Red Blue and Yellow. The three best pokemon games that started it all.

[itssavvyandstuff]

@Anibeing Yeah, I noticed that too, I think it's intentional

[gameguy02]

26 people didn't get invincibility

[nerdysinginggirl]

26 people aren't Princess Peachy.

[GThing64]

@nerdysinginggirl I don't wanna be Princess Peach...y.

...

[InsecurePsychotic]

I don't get wii... I hate it. and I grew up in the era where wii was introduced.

[killersquad670]

@InsecurePsychotic Sooo. You're 5?

[xMidnight100x]

I love how dramatic he gets about a game :)

[church348]

i love the way he says fucking

[N1nja305]

mario kart wii sorta failed

[Missorangeade]

Alex Day ! <3

[tachaqua]

when i hear a blue shell i slow down so the guy behind me flips too

[cookiegirl578]

i love playing yoshi too

[pancakewafflewarrior]

it is true, when ur behind, like still with the group, it's more fun. when ur alone in first it's fun, but only for like a few seconds. i still like mario kart wii. *unlocked everything, all gold stars..woot.

[foolboyv5]

What is the original song?, I swear if heard this music before, This song is a parody of another song but I cant remember what.

[madmusicman297]

@foolboyv5 no its not its a original song duh

[Wednesday13Lost]

i prefer the DS version but i do like the wii version because if the tilting the remote... but i do hate it on the wii... the game doesnt work as well, and the slit screen does my head in...

anyway, this song is awesome!!

[lokie1297]

in Australia it pronounced yoh-shi not yo-shi and mah-rio not maa-rio...

[suicidekittyxXx]

double dash although a massive change up, was the last good mario kart game

[teenwonder14]

mario kart was better on nintendo 64!!!!!!!!!! <3 Mario kart 64 ftw!

[misszacefronable]

I've only ever played it on the wii xD

[KeyboardKrazy49]

mario kart was better back on the SNES

[TheMRFIRE999]

@KeyboardKrazy49 heck yes best consol is snes

[MissingMiranda]

I hate the blue shell. With a passion.

[hill506]

I always used yoshi and won. But winning is boring, so i dont play anymore.

[talamanara]

the "and i stalled" bit is so tragic, we've all been there

[Cycopather]

Mario Kart was best on GC

[morgieipadio]

yeah, when your in first place on wii, you can only ever get banana skins, fake boxes and green shells.....

[morgieipadio]

Get the rocket!!!!

[morgieipadio]

I ALWAYS play Yoshi!!!!!

[callumwins]

I've Always hated Waluigi D:<

[Version1Beta]

Epic music.

[MonkeySharkPro]

one time I got hit by blue shell, a red shell, and then got struck by lightning at the same time. I love the game, but the game is just a jackass. The N64 is better by FAR.

[TheCHADE3]

I love how emotional he sounds when he says "I STALLED"

[boredswords]

very good

[imaXgleek]

I always play as Yoshi!!♥

[meg5493]

i just have this reminds me of the days when life was carefree as a kid and when i had to go to bed i would pretend to go to sleep then get up to play my games on my gameboy :')

[KetchupExplosion]

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO :D

[chloeismcfly24]

i love nerimon :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[OG035]

nintendo sucks anyways... only the oldschool stuff is cool:) i got ps3,nintendo 64 and gameboy color and i play on all of them:)

[fayeluvsyou666]

I WANT TO BE MRS NERIMON!! D':

[ImBackinUpBackinUp]

Press 7 over and over and he says "B*tch"

[ImBackinUpBackinUp]

I wanna play mario kart wii just to sing Do do do do do do do do do doo  doo do do do doooo.

[lolllipopzebra]

I. Love. This. Song.

[TheBrunetteLycan]

mariokart was better on game cube <3

[samiwins2]

I am forced to dislike this song :s because I love mario kart wii :p. It 's the only game I love to play on my wii.

[thedawnrune]

You hate it because you suck at it.

[DerpROMzz]

@thedawnrune You're just another typical "I liek marios so ai r gud gamr, rite??", arn't you.

[thedawnrune]

@DerpROMzz If that's what you want to believe. Makes no difference to me. In any case, I only said what I said because his song is essentially "I fail at Mario Kart Wii, therefore this game sucks." A good game involves challenge. When you fall off the edge, or get blue shelled, it's a challenge to get back into first place. I fail to see how that makes the game "unfair" in any way. Methinks Alex Day probably spends more time whining about games than playing them.

[insertsexyusername]

I relate to this completely.

[bananaman325]

i agree completely. Mario kart wii is what i hate...

[GThing64]

I saw this song referenced on Unencyclopedia!

[SaraxBeara311]

22 people just fell off a cliff

[RoseSayRawr]

Liking the epic strings at the start. And it's true, it's so much more fun when you're losing. My friends all make me play because I'm so awful and it's funny to watch.

[potassiumchlorate]

I HATE THIS GAME SOO FUCKING MUCH

[Meskouchiha]

Some1 give alex day a job for coming up with this. Bloody awesome!!

[Ags721]

Ever hit yourself with a blue shell? I was in 5th at the time. I still don't get how I jumped to 1st so quickly.

[Antarticfire0]

All the Mario Karts can be unfair as shit at times D: once lost a race to bowser on double dash by 1/1000 of a second basically the very next possible time on the game without it being a tie. How the hell can that happen and I was in first right before it happened.