'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
So...you're telling me that you consciously posted a highly controversial comment just to back out of it later, because you have a "headache"?
I don't know what kind of pussies raised you up, but as for me, if I start something I end it. And don't tell me you didn't think your initial comment wouldn't start something...stop bitching and get on the offensive, so far you haven't given me a single shred of evidence.
After reading your pathetically ignorant comment before, I have a feeling you're gonna give me some bullshit website that was probably made by some unofficial amateurs or something...so I'll give you my own proof.
cdc(DOT GOV)/nchs/fastats/bodymeas.htm
notice the URL, this is a site made by the U.S. government agencies, so the data here is 100% accurate.
haha maybe. see, if that other guy gave me some convincing stuff like this, and not just his own petty thoughts and shit, maybe i would've listened.
anyways, ill just say you're right on this one and give you the victory. the saints just won the superbowl, i couldn't care less about trifling matters like this haha, plus im in a great mood hell yeah.
GREAT, yet ANOTHER brainless puppet who gets manipulated by social stereotypes and flawed intuition. Why don't you do some research before you talk big shit dumbass, if you find proof that the average weight for americans really is fucking 200 pounds or something THEN maybe i'll listen to the shit you're giving me.
To all of you douchebags making comments about this girl's weight, you're all a bunch of judgmental assholes! This commercial is great! One of the best Doritos ads I've seen. So go play in traffic!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tommrow will be the best day of ur life. However if u dont post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die in 2 days.
Congratulations to the person who did this. Great spot ... shows Doritos flavors with some good humor. Well casted, well edited. Good job. I laughed my ass off.
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jjcheergirl 5 months ago
@Asian5uru both lol
jewelthief200 8 months ago
ummm yeah DORITOS ARE AWEAOME!!!!!!!
Rochambeau1000 8 months ago
I guess fat people get horny when they eat chips?
jordanovich83 9 months ago 6
Wait.. so did they eat all of those doritos? or did they have sex? Im confused..
Asian5uru 1 year ago
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@Asian5uru Can't it be both?
HorrorFrogPrincess 1 year ago
@Asian5uru I think they did both
iLoveYou6799 6 months ago
I LOVE Doritos!!!!!
TheAve99 1 year ago
O.O WTF WAS THAT
MrJjoosten 1 year ago
Salsa Verrrrrde LMAO
IxSacrificexI 1 year ago
o...kay thats ...um ..not cool i dont think doritos sold out in stores for a while after this
TheWrongsystem 1 year ago
DISTURBINGGGGG
and WRONGGGGG
but FUnny azz BRO!!
CherileeMartin 1 year ago
Really disturbing -.-
TheFirecracker123 1 year ago
Thats just weird hahaha o.0
dimondcross1 1 year ago
Giddyup = Let's fuck
jiminboo 1 year ago
Woof!!!!!
krtaylor56 1 year ago
D: what
Stiksteve 1 year ago
Ugh, thats gonna scar me
MrLegodude567 1 year ago 4
funny and...disturbing
sparklysparkle88 1 year ago
look back now there diamonds
asavagehippo 1 year ago
oh fuck thats a good commercial
deityoffate0 1 year ago
it would have been alot funnier if the guy would have tazed her and left
buttlab 1 year ago 8
lol xD
IcantMakeUpAUsernam1 1 year ago
A BIG FUCKING FAIL!!
MrJoeinator12 1 year ago 3
haha
tycon424 1 year ago
WTF!!!!!
slipsakteboards 1 year ago
i love the "GIDDY UP!" part
fucniggaz1 1 year ago
We are going to need a clean up on register 6. LMAO. 5 stars.
SkullXGamer 1 year ago
salsa verrrrde! lol
fucniggaz1 1 year ago
lol
fucniggaz1 1 year ago
What does she need to clean. O.o Lol.
jinglypacoberry 1 year ago 2
hey is that that fat chick from all that like a million years ago?
cadetcody420 1 year ago
@cadetcody420 lorie beth demberg!
cjflo 1 year ago
omg eww haha still funny as hell tho :P
TheGodin69 1 year ago
Whoa....
IPawnt 1 year ago
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'm really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much!
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
LPSFan101 1 year ago
kinda odd. lol
Hendrix10593 1 year ago
her fat self don't need no more doritos! lol!!!!
juseaglegrl 1 year ago 2
omg. do you guys have that many doritios flavours in the us? we've only got 3 in Europe )the Netherlands)... :(
MissDeboraB 1 year ago
LOL. yeah we have that many and i think we have more if i am correct.
bedabadabingbang 1 year ago
Hell yeah man you should spend some time in the states Bro!!!Rock on!!!
calvingoo 1 year ago
in america we have over 40
soda3454 1 year ago
we have a FUCK load here, my personal fav is midnight tacos :D
wisconsinskater09 1 year ago
Great ad! That actress is pure awesome I love her.
EveryoneOnEarth 2 years ago 2
he jizzed on the chips at he end!! fucking Nasty! lol
nickluff 2 years ago
o_0
okkkkk...............
4138rom 2 years ago
scared for life lol
Legofreak197 2 years ago 3
doritos! serious business
Jonezine 2 years ago
u just know she squirted all over that guy
dthomas621 2 years ago 4
please tell me they didn't have sex
3njoyurk0 2 years ago 3
i think tht they did
phao1000 2 years ago
Ew...
ybrik222 2 years ago 2
LAME
DKiZE4 2 years ago
haha wtf was that
lccs187 2 years ago
O_o? what just happened?
3icemonkey 2 years ago
oh god nightmare on braincell oh shit
whatido27 2 years ago 4
lmao its funny.. cuz she's fat you know? haha i luv it.
chefawkes 2 years ago 2
ohhhhhhhhh thats just nasty
FUgemaniaCKisawsUm 2 years ago 42
you said it Cleveland
sprtn117c 2 years ago
So...you're telling me that you consciously posted a highly controversial comment just to back out of it later, because you have a "headache"?
I don't know what kind of pussies raised you up, but as for me, if I start something I end it. And don't tell me you didn't think your initial comment wouldn't start something...stop bitching and get on the offensive, so far you haven't given me a single shred of evidence.
Maybe because there are none.
iwantram3n 2 years ago
After reading your pathetically ignorant comment before, I have a feeling you're gonna give me some bullshit website that was probably made by some unofficial amateurs or something...so I'll give you my own proof.
cdc(DOT GOV)/nchs/fastats/bodymeas.htm
notice the URL, this is a site made by the U.S. government agencies, so the data here is 100% accurate.
Average weight for American women: 164.7
Nice try, dumbass.
iwantram3n 2 years ago
factor in avg height and it's an unhealthy average.
AlwaysRi 2 years ago
haha maybe. see, if that other guy gave me some convincing stuff like this, and not just his own petty thoughts and shit, maybe i would've listened.
anyways, ill just say you're right on this one and give you the victory. the saints just won the superbowl, i couldn't care less about trifling matters like this haha, plus im in a great mood hell yeah.
iwantram3n 2 years ago
youtube trolls shouldn't ever matter. congratulations on your team winning. :P
AlwaysRi 2 years ago
GREAT, yet ANOTHER brainless puppet who gets manipulated by social stereotypes and flawed intuition. Why don't you do some research before you talk big shit dumbass, if you find proof that the average weight for americans really is fucking 200 pounds or something THEN maybe i'll listen to the shit you're giving me.
iwantram3n 2 years ago
eww..
TicklesMeSillyYou 2 years ago
creepy and disgusting
not funny
almost barfed
AquaGiant 2 years ago
well said... douche bag! acting like you date models HAHAHAHAHAH
cabinda4ever 2 years ago
No she was really a dude and just blow all over the floor, you gotta read inbetween the lines lol
97Camaroowner 2 years ago
That dude got some! hoah! hahaha
mcdermic 2 years ago
big girls need doritos and love...lol freakin hilarious
orangearky13 2 years ago 2
Come on people this ad is HILARIOUS!
Its not about the damn size of the person, she was FRICKIN FUNNY!
BMiMiPiNkk7993 2 years ago 4
hahah oooooooooo fat mama!
StalkSnipeOut 2 years ago
more cushoin for the pushin nawmeeen
milkgraff 2 years ago
its funny BECAUSE the girl isn't hot
briannabif 2 years ago 5
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This would've been the best commercial of all time if the girl was sexy
DASCO2136 2 years ago
If the chick was hot, this commercial would have worked. But she's not, so it doesnt.
lawrencetimmons94 2 years ago
Other way around. There would have been no humour if she had been hot (and by "hot" you really mean obligatorily skinny.
SkylerKanegi 2 years ago 5
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Well I partially mean skinny, but her being skinny wouldnt cut it, her facelooks like she just came off a meat slicer.
It would have worked if she was hot because if she was, she would be flirting witht he dude and it would be sweet.
lawrencetimmons94 2 years ago
Clearly you have no grasp of comedy.
SkylerKanegi 2 years ago 5
How so? It s logic my friend.
lawrencetimmons94 2 years ago
logic isn't comedy
emmyzic 2 years ago 3
big lolz
Crimsonspit 2 years ago
omg thats horrible in a good way lol omg lol
Castro543 2 years ago
Heh heh heh heh
Creepy =]
VampiireViixen 2 years ago
i thought it was ok
sweet2196 3 years ago 3
It just wasn't funny...that simple
WRF713 3 years ago 2
DISTURBING
pittsboi101 3 years ago 2
To all of you douchebags making comments about this girl's weight, you're all a bunch of judgmental assholes! This commercial is great! One of the best Doritos ads I've seen. So go play in traffic!
Thegrinch17 3 years ago 4
i gess you havent seen the crystal ball one?
drumlineLP 3 years ago
I have & it's pretty stupid.
Thegrinch17 3 years ago
what do you call this then?
JCoyne3 3 years ago
Shut up.
Thegrinch17 3 years ago
hahahaahha,
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xaLviN96x 3 years ago
doritios always has good commercials but i didnt really like that one
swaggalikemee 3 years ago
i lost my apetit
cowboys1983 3 years ago
lol the ending is soooooooooooooooo funny lol best commercial EVER!!!!!!
gashi7 3 years ago
That was very uhmmm uhmm DISTURBING
SingerStar95 3 years ago 34
very, very DISTURBING.........
alex62495 3 years ago
oh so very disturbing
NaruFreak94 3 years ago
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Old people should really not flirt
mannyibarra1 6 months ago
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that was sick. fat people need to be shot.
codyofga 3 years ago
14 - 19 seconds is the funniest part
Ricky91993 3 years ago
lol....she is so funny!!!
soccermusicgirl4ever 3 years ago
I dont get it, did they spill the doritos? :O
VidN00b 3 years ago
Thats wat they want you to think :P
AARGUY77 3 years ago 2
LMFAO thats what they want yeww to think nice 1
SingerStar95 3 years ago
she got a big o eating dorietoes wow ..
ih8youm888 3 years ago
rofl.
BlackCo6ra 3 years ago 2
got she honked those doritos down woof woof
amzingwhitefish 3 years ago
what the hell the last part xDDD
wait.. was she really.. doin the do under the counter, while eating doritos? o_o
WhatTheShittles 3 years ago 6
eep..eeeeeeeeew...*Gag* rofl
pinkpunk168 3 years ago 4
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These two have something in common: They have smell breath and bad hearts.
JakeTV248 3 years ago
that was funny... dumbass
fashotrudat 3 years ago
LOL smell breath and bad hearts ROFL thats hillarious
LeetLexor 3 years ago
it means she got wet cuz it turned her on. duh!
rttclybgh 3 years ago
"old school" lol
jtrobb1 3 years ago
wait... did she eat that guy? and i don't mean it that way u sick bastards.
ryunaki 4 years ago
they had you know while eating dorietoes
AngelcoolG 4 years ago
Gross.
iberollin 4 years ago
This made me really want some Doritos..which is weird, because the commercial is kinda gross.
ShriekingBanshee 4 years ago 4
Clean up on register 6 eh?
Bow chicka bow wow
;]
roflmao
X.x
XxSnowWolfxX 4 years ago 5
blazin bufalo ranch?....GIDDIE UP!!! LOLOLOLOL
javarex234 4 years ago 5
ROFLCOPTOR
etheloser 4 years ago
LOL!
myzt1c 4 years ago
......lol? That fat chicks really loves her snacks.
fishinmusician69 4 years ago 7
once you go fat you've always got snacks!
Hippikiller89 4 years ago
Ahahahahahah!Ü
jvelas20 4 years ago
hahaha this is hilarious. I can't believe I didn't see this one last year
angemon89 4 years ago
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MAN THE HARPOONS!!! WHALE HO!
nachoboy4 4 years ago
LOL!
WheatJ718 4 years ago 2
ew.
1johnnysasexybeast1 4 years ago
nasty but funny
zander694 4 years ago
have someone hot do it instead, and i'll buy myself a hundred bucks worth of doritoz
phileeep 4 years ago
that kind of freaked me out:D
bipo567 4 years ago 4
ish...
BladeZofSorrow 4 years ago
LOL XD
HarryPotterFan3394 4 years ago
NOM NOM NOM EAT YOURSELF TO DEATHE LULZ
sluthab 4 years ago
this is super funny!
momogirly66 4 years ago
omg no
smokeybones34 4 years ago
i think im gonna throw up
sarah411911 4 years ago
lol...ok...disturbing
thenoobwar 4 years ago 3
im gunna need a clean up on register 6...
ningningpa 4 years ago 3
lol that's me lol
mommybobbi 4 years ago
lol...ok... well umm....disturbing but funny at the same time...
MasterCritic7 4 years ago
MY ALL TIME FAVOITE DORITOS COMMERCIALL!!
at least until i see the ones that come on tonight during the super bowl
xXemohardcoreXx 4 years ago
hahahha. i love this.
holyshitshaley 4 years ago
this commercial is great
myopinionmatters1 4 years ago
What started as polite comment turned to this...lol
sweetdreamer285 4 years ago
lol, funny
these deserve each other
iloveparee 4 years ago
i still like it!
11past420 4 years ago
lol what a slut.
Falcone45 4 years ago 4
that was fucking funny i love that commercial my favorite one of the superbowl ads and go packers go
Ricky91993 4 years ago
lol um that scared me
MwKShield1 4 years ago 3
lol..
ladiepa123 4 years ago
Great commercial. The gal is a little heavy but still kinda hot. Besides, the guy's not exactly Brad Pitt himself.
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sallok659 4 years ago
That chunky...that chunky monkey!
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maddicutewomanv 4 years ago
when the hell r n ur friends gonna stop spamming!!!
homiealex006 4 years ago
LOL she does!
Dannath12341 4 years ago
She looks like a female Micheal MOore.
Mistercharming 4 years ago
that's creepy... not funny at all...
damaster360 4 years ago
fat bitch
fvbbgcgn 4 years ago
greatt.
jayyxteex3 4 years ago
that was the dumbest thing i've ever seen
ultimabond1 4 years ago
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St00pidPl4ya 4 years ago
Giddy up hot mommma!!
jiminboo 4 years ago
That was scary
ClockworkMage 5 years ago
THATS RETARDED
cambomambo72 5 years ago
LOL!!!!
xflexibarbiex 5 years ago
i love this.
rankel38 5 years ago
I'm a Doritos-Addict! unfortunately we just have 3 types in Germany...
JanicM 5 years ago
HaHa... Fat chicks get turned on by Doritos!
unclehater 5 years ago
Oh yeah....and you're Brad Pitt!
davidbarteltwoodlawn 5 years ago
I think it was the funniest commercial of the whole thing. "Fiery Habenero? Ya! Those are hot!" Too funny.
gng007 5 years ago
Congratulations to the person who did this. Great spot ... shows Doritos flavors with some good humor. Well casted, well edited. Good job. I laughed my ass off.
19inchguns 5 years ago
WTFOKINGHAIL?
baccart 5 years ago
I might get it if I knew what she said before "buffalo". I'd rather watch this than some crappy car or beer commercial though.
bipponobungus 5 years ago
this is the least funny commercial i have ever seen
TCCE4life 5 years ago