YouCalledMe.com - Telemarketing Hell

[hfctorch]

the whole call is so funny u gotta listen to the rest.. he really does have her on for 40 min

[downzymcfc4]

funny stuff stereotypical red neck

[tesamorasa]

very funny! He asked if she has heard of birth control.

[salviore]

e' una vera e propria oscenità

[tubofbologna]

nice, gives away your address and the fact that you bank at citi bank

[youcalledme]

I may be redneck, but I "ain't no" idiot. I don't live there anymore and have zero credit cards.

[deadskinmask213]

I miss calling people in the middle of dinner or on sunday. That was so fuckin fun people are fuckin retarded. "Do you realize what day it is" they would ask. I just wanted to say I drug my ass out of bed to come here to wake your fuckin ass up for fun I'm hung over and this pays better than most jobs in my area. Yeah I am watching you 24\7 and I wait for you to start stuffing your face than I strike you get a call thats not a wrong number or a family member.

[youcalledme]

proof idiots still thrive!!!

[deadskinmask213]

Yes you are arent you

[rabair]

You sure told him deadskinmask! (/sarcasm). Are you really bragging about being a telemarketer? REALLY?! I'll never make fun of anyone for any job... someone has got to do it... but I'm not sure it's something you want to brag about... and then hit someone with a response that amounts to "I know you are but what am I!"

[deadskinmask213]

lol

[CAGALUN]

Hey really great stuff....I tried to click on the subscribe link to hear the second and/or subsuquent calls, but it appears to be a dead link. Can you provide the link to hear other calls you've recorded? Thanks.

[eskimofo89]

"they won't let me git in ther and trying to put all one thaing but they won't let me put it on ther."

"you ever heard of contraception..." ROFL

[youcalledme]

Well...I NEVER!

[xxxsnoopy]

ROfl $190 in 6 months...

[xxxsnoopy]

This only happens when telemarketers call peoples homes, because I work in a outbound call center and we dont sell shit we give free magazines to buisnesses and we dont call homes we call buisnesses.

[greendaise82]

"... but then again if I didn't have a phone I wudnta met yoo.. thats fate aint it.."

[youcalledme]

lord

[jmm1233]

telesales broke one of their rules as to not tell the person anything about themselves

[youcalledme]

FYI...I helped formulate the rule. :0)

[FabFM]

that is not a rule. it may be in some telesales establishments, but not it all, certainly not where I work.

[bonniecody]

omg --too funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy--im going to try this

[zero2blur]

This is great!!! hahahah!!

[mikeygeneral]

i would die if i had that job.

[ChgoChef]

ROFL, It serves her right for calling the guy.

[godfather071572]

damn, you are good.

[xyberfunk]

hahahaha

[mxmatteo]

lol why did the pic u had to choose to simulate the redneck guy, have to be a super naked one???

lol

[noreast77]

WELL DONE this is great stuff check out my telemarketing vids... I thank you for calling me.

[meliwomen]

i laughed i cried i farted

Great Stuff

Missy K

[BenM66]

Did you ever have that cup of coffee?

[IncarcerationX]

LOL

[friendhope]

That was brilliant well done i think he scored himself a little date not a sale.

[blksxy1]

I AM IN TEARS !!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[mapelae]

This is GREAT!! FUNNY SHIT!!

[skatarest77]

lmao!!

[thatswassup22]

This is tooooooooo funny....Love it

[MugsMcClain]

Hahaha--this is great.  Way to get back at 'em--lol.

[mcrjones]

HA HA that was great, made my day...I have these people phone me at least three times a day..just wish i had the balls to do this shit!!! lol

[rjamonanthony]

OMFG...this is beautiful!!

[TheGreatestGreatApe]

nice

[CafeNetAmerica]

Good one!

[trustusyeahright]

I hit release on my phone all the time when this happens an my boss deletes the calls. I then send pizza a shit to the persons house. or prank call them on a cell pnone with card that cant be traced to me. That was what i did when i had that job years and years ago

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

years ago, i ordered 25 pizzas to be sent to the cunt, i mean, manager of a, um, "large pet superstore" & back then i volunteered in their adoption center. since preschool, people have said my maturity far exceeded my age...but this was a momentary, peer-induced lapse of judgment. still, no regrets.

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

anyway... what i wanted to ask, is how old were you, when you did all this? (buying calling cards to prank cell#'s, ordering pizzas, etc to their house.)

my "pizza incident" occurred when i was 10..(but, as i said- i was mature for my age.)

so i was think u were probably like what, 15,.16? first job?

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

think=thinking

sorry.mybad

[dizzythorsten]

loooooool love it

[nickthadick69]

lol ur a riot lmao

[MTotenkopf]

that was funny. the accent and all just so funny.

[playdrums]

HAHA! I listened to the whole call and that was friggin' hilarious. I hope you have more.

[Tim25UK]

lmao awesome just got done listning to the full one on your site dude that is hillarious, have you got any more?

[Absinthelover]

that was f*cking hilarious!

[manson666fan]

If every1 pulled shit like this, maybe these telemarketing idiots would stop bothering people, lmao!

[jonnytube64]

Great job - hilarious!

[drsmokeitup]

i used to work for citibank doing this exact same thing... i Quit that job. Now i know why. LOL funni shit man. good job...brings back the old days!!

[myralangerhas]

That is great stuff!! Hilarious. Your wrestling match with the word 'consolidated' is priceless.

[coolchicnfriends]

LMAO!!! ROFLMAO!! Dang post some more dude!

[Philmoscowitz]

this is hilarious, but i feel sorry for the woman because she probably hates her job and can't find anything better. she's from fuckin Arkansas for crying out loud. but yeah, meet her for coffe!

[rightwinged]

instant classic. lol, that poor lady. Everyone needs to listen to the entire call at the web site.

[OmniSurveyor]

Went to your web site and laughed for 40 minutes! Hope you can make enuff money off of your site to git a new doublewide.

[youcalledme]

You really do need to hear the entire call to appreciate the humor. You must admit, Citibank has a nice group of people.

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

WTF why can't i find the link to it on your site? i seem to have misplaced my mind at the moment. i see where i can sign up for something, and hear a second call... but where's the first? i'll try sending it myself from the little link in the corner. hhmmmm. anyway... hilarious! thx4sharing.

[youcalledme]

Thanks for pointing this out. Due to spam, I had to remove that program from my website. I will be correcting this soon so you can receive the other calls.

[commanderdonut]

lol this is a funny vid thax for watching my vid sry it couldn't be better, the guy didnt realy react well

[youcalledme]

how do you spell that? mmm hmmm

[rabair]

Hilarious, everyone needs to listen to the whole call posted at this guy's web site. When are you posting more?

[youcalledme]

Plug away man! Do I have to pay you for those comments? It is funny huh?