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  • Zipster that is so friggen funny So why ARE the Royals so finicky about how they wipe the arse?

  • Actually, toilet paper started being used in America in the 1880's

  • Toilet paper 3 ply - I guess you only need 1 little square.

  • American TP snobbiness. lol.

  • you should be a comic! I am so lomao! you are awesome! 3 ply kudos!

  • GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

  • Wow, I'm really glad that I live in modern times.

    But as for all the different TP styles, hey, different wipes for different stripes...LOL.

  • do you have any teeth?

  • I always loved the scene in Moscow On The Hudson where the Russians visiting the US are in such high praise of nice toilet paper in the USA, and what a symbol of the good life it represented to them...

  • I like it rough...i buy scott 1000...or when im feeling cheap (most often the case) i just steal the extra harsh institutional toilet paper that comes in 12" diameter rolls from fast food restarants and my local university...

  • When original Charmin first came out it was great! It was just the right balance of strength and softness... For some reason it was discontinued or it just became unavailable where I live... Now they market extra strong or ultra soft, and we dislike both of those, being either too rough or too mushy... Why does that always have to happen with products that I like? Dead animal carcasses... You gotta be kidding!

  • Umm, I don;t like this subject matter...OK call me "nose in the air person" But I don;t.

  • I bought the same 3ply with coupon. Thanks for the warning. Have you ever notice that a square of TP is no longer a square? LOL

  • The urban legend is that an aristocratic family had many house guests for a weekend and one guest, a Lady Louisa (or Lou for short), was so annoying the children changed the name tag on her door with the sign on the toilet door. Not sure how true...

  • lol, I don't know why people dont just use water, it makes things much cleaner, and you can put it on toilet paper lol. That's what us Muslims do lol.

    Great video Zipster, I learned a lot of new things I never knew lol!

  • yeah and if you have a septic tank that thick paper can really do a number on plugging up the pipes and tank......beware. Oh and thanks Zips for the reminder and warning....!!

  • we sure are lucky now but you are right too many kinds. They just keep coming up with new stuff to suck us in and make us buy! Thanks for the info!

  • When I was little my mom used to buy some kind that was pink or some other color and it was horrible.

    A few years ago we tried some brand that was scented, lol. I'm not sure if they still sell it

  • dooky wipes

    butthole scrapers

  • i always wipe at least twice then strip down and proceed to the shower, aim it at the area that was exposed to the maximum area of wastage, hold for at least 1 minute, rinse up with some soap, scrub the immediate area, rinse again. if you are unsure of the cleanse process, repeat.JV

    ps- wiping with tissue paper never does the complete job

  • Thanks for talking about corn husks and stuff now my butt hole hurts thinking about it. I worked hard at being a straight man all these years so that wouldn't happen

  • I love it, you always make me smile and laugh---thank you!

  • ROFL! Don't think I've ever heard such a complete dissertation on toilet paper before. I think I'm glad that I wasn't born until AFTER it was invented, but do we really need an entire AISLE in the store devoted to all 8000 varieties, textures, and aromas? What, after all, are we doing with the stuff?? Is it that complicated???

  • Good video....it got me thinking...I prefer the quilted toilet paper. By the way...I've been thinking about Loco Mama and I really miss her "Quick Eats" and "Ain"t that Purdy" vids.

  • Bought some John Wayne toilet paper cause it was on sale. It don't take shit from anybody!

    That's an old joke, but if you look it up they now really do sell John Wayne Toilet Paper!!

  • Interesting.

  • do you remember the rough beige colored toilet paper in grammar school that was on a not round spool so you wouldn't take too much? It took forever to get enough and it was SCRATCHY! It was like the pull-out paper towels at some rest rooms now. similar to paper bags!TORTURE!!!

  • I remember that!!!

  • when i moved to buenos aires 23 years ago, the toilet paper had tree bark in it. today, thank god, we have up to two ply. however! there is nothing better than a videt. shoot that warm water up your ass and you're happy!

  • I think (?) it's in one of F. Rabelais (16th Cent.) books where there's a whole discussion of what makes the best (ahem) ass wipe -- they decide on the neck of a live goose, in one direction I'd guess. Mind you, He Wasn't Serious -- and it was a giant and his son having the discussion. But don't quote me.

  • Hi Jack.

  • Most TP is so LOOSLEY wound, u can pull the cardboard out with no problem, so doesn't last long. Scott is LARGE, TIGHT WOUND, but too high. But the 4 rool pack of Dollar General brand is JUST LIKE Scott's, so lasts forever. But ONLY the 4 roll pack, as Dollar General's family pack is just as shitty and LOOSE as the others.(no pun intended).--hahaha---We were going thru a rol per day BEFORE I found this DG stuff. 2 ply, 1 ply, you're gonna roll off the same amount regardless, so be cheap!

  • Screw the coupons that make you spend more on something even with the discount, or make you buy something you wouldn't have bought in the first place. I'm all for bargains, but only if they save me money in REAL LIFE!

    We have nice toilet paper here! What you mean? You should stay here on your next visit! You're ass will be smooth as silk (and I'm not just saying that because we're an all female household LOL oh shit that's naughty LMAO!)

  • plumber told me anything more than 1-ply is bad for the plumbing. i still use 2-ply though.

  • cottenell double

  • We have soft toilet roll in UK... you just have to spend over 60p for 6 rolls...

  • Hay Zipster I used to be in the British Army and when we where in combat or operational tour we could only really carry ammunition and food, anything else was at a minimum. So toilet paper we where given was like tracing paper and this bit is disgusting. It was a square with a hole in the center, you put your finger in the center, use your finger and then clean your finger with the paper yuk yuk no picking your nose on the same day as toilet day. Mind you the food clogged us up for days LMAO

  • UGH!

  • hahahaha--I bet that woud cure nail biting too. :)

  • My question is... when did people start wiping their asses in the first place?

  • i like charmin :) less is more lol. yeah..dont think i could ever use corn husks or coconuts..wayyyy tooo rough! i gotta have soft tp :P

  • scotts!

  • Interesting vid zip. Just to let you know Eskimos do not exist. The proper term is Inuit. Calling the Inuits eskimos is deemed racist. Just so you know.

  • animal carcasses ?? LOL

    this is a very insightful video.. thanks Zip!

    ~TJ.

  • was the title a reference to your song "the great american candy bar debater"? JS

  • Very observant!

  • hey, i'm one of your #1 fans, what'd you expect?

  • In order to conserve on TP you only need to use one square. Just tear off a small circle in the middle and insert your middle finger through it.....wipe yourself off with your finger then pull your finger out while cleaning off your finger. Oh, and the little circle you tore off? Use that to clean under your fingernail! Ha Ha! Gross!

  • During the depression, the Sears catalog was pulling "double duty"...Read it and wipe ;)

  • Purfumed toilet paper... who in hell did they think they were kidding!

  • WIPES...WHO WIPES!

  • Well, If I'm about to take a shower I don't wipe much cause I'm going to clean there anyway...

  • @101Volts

    cool story bro

  • In the 1940's and 50's in Switzerland, only the ladies got toilet paper. The men had to use newspaper.

    Luvs,

    Mooz

  • I just use old bias ply tires from the '60's. Not as good as old mail order magazines, but I'm cheap.

    ;)

  • i use a bidet.........

  • On behalf of the German toilet paper: Thank you :-)!

  • That sound at the end caught me by surprise. Funny though :P

  • Well, I guess I like it rough ... I don't buy anything but Scott 1-ply ... *grrrowl* ;-)

  • yeah, we pamper our holes... or something... -.-

  • preety weird thing to talk about lol

  • But the real question is, when will heterosexual men lean how to replace the roll when it's empty? LOL

  • i love how this video is all about wiping your arse!!! lol... didn't some people use to just use their hands??

  • Tony told me that he loves that I used Scott TP when he came over... so yeah I use Scotts LOL

  • You forgot one of the big ones, Sears catalogue pages!

  • and news paper...

  • Wiping your butt with a coconut sounds painful eek

  • Dead animals.... o m g. I know my Grandmother had an outside toilet and used the Sears Catalog. She even used the phone book. Guess she let her fingers do the walking.

  • When I was hiking across Hardangervidda last summer I used moss... Its not all bad as long as there aren't ants!

  • In Austria in the 1970s there was a paper called 'Cosy'. You could sand down mahogany planks with it, it was so rough - as I learnt to my cost!!

  • Oh shit! LOL

  • english TP? lolwut..

  • Oh, I've been feeling so angry lately, and this just made me laugh for real for the first time in two days! (Which is a long time for me, because I'm usually happy as a bean!)

    Thank you so much for this silly story!

  • Im a Charmin Double Ply Extra kind of guy.lllll

  • And what the hell is with these damned DOUBLE ROLLS that don't fit on anyone's normal sized toilet paper holders? I mean, who comes up with these ideas anyway? I really don't need a roll of toilet paper that's bigger than my friggin' head!

  • Only you would come up with this.  No wonder we love you the way we do.

  • My aunt and uncle lived on this backwards farm complete with outhouses, oil lamps... etc... I remember going out to that spider infested outhouse and having to use old newspaper! LOL!

  • Wow, I learn something new everyday.

    Peace,

    Pen

  • Triple ply?

    This was a good video, in a strange way. lol

  • UK has nice tolet paper too, everyone gets a choice although i think 1 ply is only the very very cheap stuff.

  • UK toilet paper is the same my dear :P but very interesting video :O DEAD ANIMALS ew.

  • I am so glad we have the soft toilet paper nowadays! I prefer the quilted 2 ply stuff myself!! I hate the 1 ply thin crap that is in public bathrooms you can see through it!

    I was thinking earlier, has Loco Mama ever been abducted by aliens before? if she hasn't that would be a good video of her talking about that!

  • how interestingly, oddly strange! LOL

  • Zipster Wtf are you talking about England uses exactly the same toilet paper as the US..

  • According to Contonelle's Roll Poll, 78% of people prefer their toilet paper coming from the top of the roll. Are you an over or under guy?

  • I know someone in the UK who said that when he was a kid he used to get the job of cutting newspaper into squares and threading string through it to hang it up. He was born in 1932.

  • What's wrong with using a big 'ol wad of 1 ply? :P

  • You are so funny looking that up. I wonder what they used for sanitary napkins if they used corn husks and muscle shells for tp. oops - did I really say that and leave that here.

  • what's wrong with dead animal carcasses?

  • Very interesting Zipster! Thanks for the info.

    My dad said they used to use the Sears and Roebuck catalogs.

  • lol. my grandmother used to tell us when she was lil. we didn't have a bathroom we had a out house, and didn't even have the money to buy toilet paper. so they used sales papers they balled up to make softer, and then dried corn cobs. she is like 68 now so it wasn't to to long ago. but eww.

  • Instead of "Don't squeeze the Charmin, it was don't squeeze the coconuts". Good advice, I got my face slapped from doing the later. Happy to talk crap with you, Zip. : D

  • When toilet paper was first invented, it was of such high quality that they didn't use it for its intended purpose: they used it as stationary. Apparently, it was very beautifully designed... kinda ironic, considering that the fanciest we get with our TP now is that it has a quilt pattern on it.

  • Thank goodness for T.P.!!!!! haha. Especially any soft kind. That's the point in the 3 ply. It's to thick, it can clog everything, but the thicker it is, the softer. :-)

    And, sorry of there is another comment like this one. I left it, but didn't go through right away.

  • My thoughts exactly zipster, "What the hells the matta with people?"

  • One of the world's great inventions!

  • you forgot about the sears catalog!

  • At least we don't use our hands anymore. D: Gross.

  • We use more and more toilet paper because of all of the additional crap we shovel into our mouths every year.

  • So the laugh at the end of your video made me jump a foot...scared me so bad i had to go use some of that TP...LOL just kidding but it did make me jump LOVED the video :-)

  • Who cares so long as it cleans your butt!

  • I guess you can now call Zipster a pottymouth (lol)

  • messy buttholes in the past !

  • mikma was here

  • When my dad was a kid they had an outhouse and he said they used the pages from a catalog to wipe with; plus he said it came in handy as reading material while in there.

  • Zzzzzzz... love you zipster but toilet paper talk? lol

  • Hey, I've talked about everything else!

  • freeze it at 0:41 for a precious shot of Zipster!

    ciao bello

    Reynaldo

  • Thanks Zip I learned a lot on toilet paper. I have to say I have never seen or heard of 3 ply toilet paper before. We just get

    2 ply and I have to say love the 2 ply.

    Love ya Jen xx

  • My dad says he used corn husks a lot except when the Sears catalog came out, which was a treat!

    During WWII my dad dropped propaganda all over Europe he said he thought it was used for toilet paper by the Germans, and that's why they didn't surrender for so long. They would have had no toilet paper!

  • Whenever I need to wipe, I use Pablo, my pet Chihuahua. He's SUCH a good doggie.

  • I think that charmin is still the best.

  • nice Zip, you learned me something new lol !

    later on,

    XEM

  • I get the Green Tree or Seventh Generation toilet paper. It works just as well and is better for the enviro.

  • This video reminded me of a story that a friend told me years ago...her dad took all the kids and went camping he was gonna show the kids how to rough it in the woods....Well pops had a mother natures call so he went trottin off into the woods to show the kids you don`t need toilet paper just used what mother nature has given you so what does he grab to wipe with but poison oak..LMAO I don`t think he ever lived that trip down until the day he died...lol

    I have never heard of 3 ply TP

  • The Aloe one is NICE!!! Leave my cornhole nice and soft(Like I touch my hole a lot???) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • coconut shells? gah! alrighty then! interesting though .. love your vids

  • i want to get me a toilet that has that water thing in it that sprays you clean,i seen one  in a house when i laid carpet,rich house,((smiles))

  • So what your saying is that they make a special type of paper for going to the bathroom? I guess stuntman and I can stop using maple leaves. HA-HA

    Peace, ace77man

  • Zippy, I love your informative video's. I've always wondered how well a bidet works? Too bad you can't test them out.

    Did you ever get that toilet seat, changed?

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANNOT BELIEvE U MADE A VID ABOUT TOILET PAPER

    it was quite interesting

  • lol people like that super triple ply don't want to get anything on their hands. But for number one not two.

  • Zip, VERY INFORMATIVE...You did your homework...BTW, Under or Over????? I vote Over....

  • I plan to go on vacation in Berlin next year. I'll use Euros for toilet paper if there is hyperinflation.

  • I'm from CANADA, what is this "toilet paper" of which you speak?

  • Yes, here in england?.....what's is this?

  • i use my left hand

  • Corn husks!

  • Hey! What`s wrong with our TP?!  Very interesting, by the way :D

  • In order to prevent the triple-ply from clogging up the works, your supposed to only use 1/3 of your normal amount. So, if you normally were a 3 sheeter (so to speak...), now you should be able to get by with only 1 sheet (so to speak...).

    Hey - Can you spare a square?

  • Most of the civilized world washes themselves with a bidet or hand held shower. Anyway you cut it, TP is rather gross and not totally effective.

  • Girl, don't you know, I need fifty ply for how runny my poo be after I drink me some purple drank. - Tankweesha

  • I cant wait until they come out with QUAD-ply. X-D

  • Satan possessed you at the end of this video.

  • charmin is the fucking best any other feels like it still has the bark in it from the tree

  • Oh Zip - you are a joy! That was funny! :)

  • i always thought asswipe sounded better than toilet paper..but hey, that's just me

  • Wiping with corn husk lead to the term cornhole...

  • YUCK!

  • CORN HUSKS? What the FUCK? At least they didn't use cobs!

    As long as there isn't any shit on my middle finger when I'm done, I don't care WHAT kind of TP I have.

  • Hawt!

  • I can't believe some of the things people used to use to wipe themselves! Most of it would ... hurt! I find this interesting. Love your vids!

  • o_O;;;

  • When my mom was growing up, they used pages of the Sears catalogue while they were in the out-house. She was born in 1928 and grew up on a farm.

  • @scandia61 Yep! My Mom too! back then no one trew away catalogues or news papers. Geeezzz, we are so lucky LOL

    Oh, my Mom was born in '28 as well but she was 39 til the day she died LOL

  • Funny, isn't it? My dear mom is still alive...just broke her arm three weeks ago, so I'm over at her house all the time. I have to report that she has AMAZING toilet paper! Probably like MOZ's 3-ply!

  • use wet ones

  • And the next topic is if the toilet paper should be installed to come off the top or the bottom of the roll! ;)

  • Yeah, the European TP is like wax paper. I never heard of triple ply. thats some serious shit!

  • Quality vids from the Zip~ Thanks for reminding me to take a dump.

  • now you know why they call it your corn hole!

  • can't you imagine if you grab poison ivy by mistake!!

  • OMG snow ???? Bet your ass would be clean but like you said , such a rush..

  • My mom and dad came from poor families, and they used corn cobs (after the kernels were removed, I assume). You gotta do what ya gotta do, I guess.

  • Don't eat the BROWN snow!

  • HAAAAA! TP IS FUNNY!!!!

  • T.P

  • Sears catalog and newspaper was also used in the past. lol

    Interesting and funny video Zip!

  • HOLY CRAP! I thought that it woulda been much older than that. I remember a piece I heard on NPR a while back that in the 1930s there was an add about a kinda of toilet paper that was splinter free.

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  • GradualReport has nothing on Zipster. I loved this man.

  • what the fuck... pine cones??? surely the had Running streams... thats where you would find me every morning

    ~HHJ~

  • This is an awesome topic. Thanks for the info.

  • lol

    Your videos always make me smile! X)

  • i buy the one with aloe!!

  • There are so many tp/wiping controversies: over or under, standing or sitting... I prefer a bidet.

  • Hahaha! What an interesting subject! I never thought about that, but I do remember my dad teasing us kids years ago about using corn husks for tp...LOL!

  • I love the cartoon effect, and you.

  • we have to buy two brands of TP because my grandmother HAS TO HAVE Charmin, but it's too expensive to buy for the whole house to use. So we use the cheaper Angel Soft [which i like anyways] and Granny uses Charmin. lol

  • corn husks...wtf? it's bad enough we poop out corn let alone wiping with it.

  • Glad I was born after toilet roll was invented. I used to hate that hard shiny stuff they used to put in public toilets. The pee used to slide off the shiny surface all over your hands. I get cheep smart price toilet roll. £1.99 for six rolls. Okay it's not as soft as the expensive stuff but it keeps my bum clean.

  • I dont believe in toilet paper. its unnatural. I use live chipmunks.

  • How cute!

  • Lol. I thought you were gonna discuss Under or Over. BTW, which are you?

  • Over!

  • Triple-ply = 1/3 the amount you get per roll plus the flushing nightmare. Hey Miles Standish, got any corn husks...or how about wiping down with an old squirrel carcass? P-U! One stink to cover up another! LOL!

    Thanks Zip, I feel 'relieved'...! (the pause that refreshes) *grin*

  • Isn't triple ply the standard t.p., double the cheaper and quadruple the more expensive? Don't even know where to buy a single ply t.p., must be torture to use that.

    Nice you like our(german) t.p. zipster. :)

  • OMG! I don't know why, but when you leaves....Holly Leaves came to mind.......OOOOOOUUUUUUUCH!

  • oh brother

  • hello zipster

  • OVER! SmileyD