I always loved the scene in Moscow On The Hudson where the Russians visiting the US are in such high praise of nice toilet paper in the USA, and what a symbol of the good life it represented to them...
I like it rough...i buy scott 1000...or when im feeling cheap (most often the case) i just steal the extra harsh institutional toilet paper that comes in 12" diameter rolls from fast food restarants and my local university...
When original Charmin first came out it was great! It was just the right balance of strength and softness... For some reason it was discontinued or it just became unavailable where I live... Now they market extra strong or ultra soft, and we dislike both of those, being either too rough or too mushy... Why does that always have to happen with products that I like? Dead animal carcasses... You gotta be kidding!
The urban legend is that an aristocratic family had many house guests for a weekend and one guest, a Lady Louisa (or Lou for short), was so annoying the children changed the name tag on her door with the sign on the toilet door. Not sure how true...
lol, I don't know why people dont just use water, it makes things much cleaner, and you can put it on toilet paper lol. That's what us Muslims do lol.
Great video Zipster, I learned a lot of new things I never knew lol!
yeah and if you have a septic tank that thick paper can really do a number on plugging up the pipes and tank......beware. Oh and thanks Zips for the reminder and warning....!!
i always wipe at least twice then strip down and proceed to the shower, aim it at the area that was exposed to the maximum area of wastage, hold for at least 1 minute, rinse up with some soap, scrub the immediate area, rinse again. if you are unsure of the cleanse process, repeat.JV
ps- wiping with tissue paper never does the complete job
Thanks for talking about corn husks and stuff now my butt hole hurts thinking about it. I worked hard at being a straight man all these years so that wouldn't happen
ROFL! Don't think I've ever heard such a complete dissertation on toilet paper before. I think I'm glad that I wasn't born until AFTER it was invented, but do we really need an entire AISLE in the store devoted to all 8000 varieties, textures, and aromas? What, after all, are we doing with the stuff?? Is it that complicated???
Good video....it got me thinking...I prefer the quilted toilet paper. By the way...I've been thinking about Loco Mama and I really miss her "Quick Eats" and "Ain"t that Purdy" vids.
do you remember the rough beige colored toilet paper in grammar school that was on a not round spool so you wouldn't take too much? It took forever to get enough and it was SCRATCHY! It was like the pull-out paper towels at some rest rooms now. similar to paper bags!TORTURE!!!
when i moved to buenos aires 23 years ago, the toilet paper had tree bark in it. today, thank god, we have up to two ply. however! there is nothing better than a videt. shoot that warm water up your ass and you're happy!
I think (?) it's in one of F. Rabelais (16th Cent.) books where there's a whole discussion of what makes the best (ahem) ass wipe -- they decide on the neck of a live goose, in one direction I'd guess. Mind you, He Wasn't Serious -- and it was a giant and his son having the discussion. But don't quote me.
Most TP is so LOOSLEY wound, u can pull the cardboard out with no problem, so doesn't last long. Scott is LARGE, TIGHT WOUND, but too high. But the 4 rool pack of Dollar General brand is JUST LIKE Scott's, so lasts forever. But ONLY the 4 roll pack, as Dollar General's family pack is just as shitty and LOOSE as the others.(no pun intended).--hahaha---We were going thru a rol per day BEFORE I found this DG stuff. 2 ply, 1 ply, you're gonna roll off the same amount regardless, so be cheap!
Screw the coupons that make you spend more on something even with the discount, or make you buy something you wouldn't have bought in the first place. I'm all for bargains, but only if they save me money in REAL LIFE!
We have nice toilet paper here! What you mean? You should stay here on your next visit! You're ass will be smooth as silk (and I'm not just saying that because we're an all female household LOL oh shit that's naughty LMAO!)
Hay Zipster I used to be in the British Army and when we where in combat or operational tour we could only really carry ammunition and food, anything else was at a minimum. So toilet paper we where given was like tracing paper and this bit is disgusting. It was a square with a hole in the center, you put your finger in the center, use your finger and then clean your finger with the paper yuk yuk no picking your nose on the same day as toilet day. Mind you the food clogged us up for days LMAO
Interesting vid zip. Just to let you know Eskimos do not exist. The proper term is Inuit. Calling the Inuits eskimos is deemed racist. Just so you know.
In order to conserve on TP you only need to use one square. Just tear off a small circle in the middle and insert your middle finger through it.....wipe yourself off with your finger then pull your finger out while cleaning off your finger. Oh, and the little circle you tore off? Use that to clean under your fingernail! Ha Ha! Gross!
Dead animals.... o m g. I know my Grandmother had an outside toilet and used the Sears Catalog. She even used the phone book. Guess she let her fingers do the walking.
Oh, I've been feeling so angry lately, and this just made me laugh for real for the first time in two days! (Which is a long time for me, because I'm usually happy as a bean!)
And what the hell is with these damned DOUBLE ROLLS that don't fit on anyone's normal sized toilet paper holders? I mean, who comes up with these ideas anyway? I really don't need a roll of toilet paper that's bigger than my friggin' head!
My aunt and uncle lived on this backwards farm complete with outhouses, oil lamps... etc... I remember going out to that spider infested outhouse and having to use old newspaper! LOL!
I am so glad we have the soft toilet paper nowadays! I prefer the quilted 2 ply stuff myself!! I hate the 1 ply thin crap that is in public bathrooms you can see through it!
I was thinking earlier, has Loco Mama ever been abducted by aliens before? if she hasn't that would be a good video of her talking about that!
I know someone in the UK who said that when he was a kid he used to get the job of cutting newspaper into squares and threading string through it to hang it up. He was born in 1932.
You are so funny looking that up. I wonder what they used for sanitary napkins if they used corn husks and muscle shells for tp. oops - did I really say that and leave that here.
lol. my grandmother used to tell us when she was lil. we didn't have a bathroom we had a out house, and didn't even have the money to buy toilet paper. so they used sales papers they balled up to make softer, and then dried corn cobs. she is like 68 now so it wasn't to to long ago. but eww.
Instead of "Don't squeeze the Charmin, it was don't squeeze the coconuts". Good advice, I got my face slapped from doing the later. Happy to talk crap with you, Zip. : D
When toilet paper was first invented, it was of such high quality that they didn't use it for its intended purpose: they used it as stationary. Apparently, it was very beautifully designed... kinda ironic, considering that the fanciest we get with our TP now is that it has a quilt pattern on it.
Thank goodness for T.P.!!!!! haha. Especially any soft kind. That's the point in the 3 ply. It's to thick, it can clog everything, but the thicker it is, the softer. :-)
And, sorry of there is another comment like this one. I left it, but didn't go through right away.
So the laugh at the end of your video made me jump a foot...scared me so bad i had to go use some of that TP...LOL just kidding but it did make me jump LOVED the video :-)
When my dad was a kid they had an outhouse and he said they used the pages from a catalog to wipe with; plus he said it came in handy as reading material while in there.
My dad says he used corn husks a lot except when the Sears catalog came out, which was a treat!
During WWII my dad dropped propaganda all over Europe he said he thought it was used for toilet paper by the Germans, and that's why they didn't surrender for so long. They would have had no toilet paper!
This video reminded me of a story that a friend told me years ago...her dad took all the kids and went camping he was gonna show the kids how to rough it in the woods....Well pops had a mother natures call so he went trottin off into the woods to show the kids you don`t need toilet paper just used what mother nature has given you so what does he grab to wipe with but poison oak..LMAO I don`t think he ever lived that trip down until the day he died...lol
In order to prevent the triple-ply from clogging up the works, your supposed to only use 1/3 of your normal amount. So, if you normally were a 3 sheeter (so to speak...), now you should be able to get by with only 1 sheet (so to speak...).
Funny, isn't it? My dear mom is still alive...just broke her arm three weeks ago, so I'm over at her house all the time. I have to report that she has AMAZING toilet paper! Probably like MOZ's 3-ply!
HOLY CRAP! I thought that it woulda been much older than that. I remember a piece I heard on NPR a while back that in the 1930s there was an add about a kinda of toilet paper that was splinter free.
Oh lordy, don't get me started, my uncle's a nut. He has pink, 3-ply toilet paper, with the word of the day printed on it, I'm sitting in there thinking "Do I really care that today's word is eloquent?" geez louise!
Hahaha! What an interesting subject! I never thought about that, but I do remember my dad teasing us kids years ago about using corn husks for tp...LOL!
we have to buy two brands of TP because my grandmother HAS TO HAVE Charmin, but it's too expensive to buy for the whole house to use. So we use the cheaper Angel Soft [which i like anyways] and Granny uses Charmin. lol
Glad I was born after toilet roll was invented. I used to hate that hard shiny stuff they used to put in public toilets. The pee used to slide off the shiny surface all over your hands. I get cheep smart price toilet roll. £1.99 for six rolls. Okay it's not as soft as the expensive stuff but it keeps my bum clean.
Triple-ply = 1/3 the amount you get per roll plus the flushing nightmare. Hey Miles Standish, got any corn husks...or how about wiping down with an old squirrel carcass? P-U! One stink to cover up another! LOL!
Thanks Zip, I feel 'relieved'...! (the pause that refreshes) *grin*
Isn't triple ply the standard t.p., double the cheaper and quadruple the more expensive? Don't even know where to buy a single ply t.p., must be torture to use that.
Zipster that is so friggen funny So why ARE the Royals so finicky about how they wipe the arse?
AngeliaClaire 3 months ago
Actually, toilet paper started being used in America in the 1880's
rockboy365987826 1 year ago
Toilet paper 3 ply - I guess you only need 1 little square.
awarenessable 1 year ago
American TP snobbiness. lol.
Prissie28 1 year ago
you should be a comic! I am so lomao! you are awesome! 3 ply kudos!
AngeliaClaire 1 year ago
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your gay get a life old gay guy
HTHUSKIE44 1 year ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Zipster08 1 year ago
Wow, I'm really glad that I live in modern times.
But as for all the different TP styles, hey, different wipes for different stripes...LOL.
LadyVLR 1 year ago
do you have any teeth?
jayceylewczuk 1 year ago
I always loved the scene in Moscow On The Hudson where the Russians visiting the US are in such high praise of nice toilet paper in the USA, and what a symbol of the good life it represented to them...
HunterMann 1 year ago
I like it rough...i buy scott 1000...or when im feeling cheap (most often the case) i just steal the extra harsh institutional toilet paper that comes in 12" diameter rolls from fast food restarants and my local university...
HighVoltageFag 1 year ago
When original Charmin first came out it was great! It was just the right balance of strength and softness... For some reason it was discontinued or it just became unavailable where I live... Now they market extra strong or ultra soft, and we dislike both of those, being either too rough or too mushy... Why does that always have to happen with products that I like? Dead animal carcasses... You gotta be kidding!
fehquig 1 year ago
Umm, I don;t like this subject matter...OK call me "nose in the air person" But I don;t.
Jeffluvs80s 1 year ago
I bought the same 3ply with coupon. Thanks for the warning. Have you ever notice that a square of TP is no longer a square? LOL
oresurry 1 year ago
The urban legend is that an aristocratic family had many house guests for a weekend and one guest, a Lady Louisa (or Lou for short), was so annoying the children changed the name tag on her door with the sign on the toilet door. Not sure how true...
flashrobbie 1 year ago
lol, I don't know why people dont just use water, it makes things much cleaner, and you can put it on toilet paper lol. That's what us Muslims do lol.
Great video Zipster, I learned a lot of new things I never knew lol!
miniixio 1 year ago
yeah and if you have a septic tank that thick paper can really do a number on plugging up the pipes and tank......beware. Oh and thanks Zips for the reminder and warning....!!
siderider2 1 year ago
we sure are lucky now but you are right too many kinds. They just keep coming up with new stuff to suck us in and make us buy! Thanks for the info!
njsuzanne 1 year ago
When I was little my mom used to buy some kind that was pink or some other color and it was horrible.
A few years ago we tried some brand that was scented, lol. I'm not sure if they still sell it
alittleblackcloud 1 year ago
dooky wipes
butthole scrapers
midatlantic09 1 year ago
i always wipe at least twice then strip down and proceed to the shower, aim it at the area that was exposed to the maximum area of wastage, hold for at least 1 minute, rinse up with some soap, scrub the immediate area, rinse again. if you are unsure of the cleanse process, repeat.JV
ps- wiping with tissue paper never does the complete job
jvforever72 1 year ago
Thanks for talking about corn husks and stuff now my butt hole hurts thinking about it. I worked hard at being a straight man all these years so that wouldn't happen
neohemp 1 year ago
I love it, you always make me smile and laugh---thank you!
Sunnybunny2006 1 year ago
ROFL! Don't think I've ever heard such a complete dissertation on toilet paper before. I think I'm glad that I wasn't born until AFTER it was invented, but do we really need an entire AISLE in the store devoted to all 8000 varieties, textures, and aromas? What, after all, are we doing with the stuff?? Is it that complicated???
anmoose 1 year ago 2
Good video....it got me thinking...I prefer the quilted toilet paper. By the way...I've been thinking about Loco Mama and I really miss her "Quick Eats" and "Ain"t that Purdy" vids.
Voyeur53 1 year ago
Bought some John Wayne toilet paper cause it was on sale. It don't take shit from anybody!
That's an old joke, but if you look it up they now really do sell John Wayne Toilet Paper!!
SlatebowlAllStars 1 year ago
Interesting.
Ardenwolfe 1 year ago
do you remember the rough beige colored toilet paper in grammar school that was on a not round spool so you wouldn't take too much? It took forever to get enough and it was SCRATCHY! It was like the pull-out paper towels at some rest rooms now. similar to paper bags!TORTURE!!!
sum1lovesU 1 year ago
I remember that!!!
njsuzanne 1 year ago
when i moved to buenos aires 23 years ago, the toilet paper had tree bark in it. today, thank god, we have up to two ply. however! there is nothing better than a videt. shoot that warm water up your ass and you're happy!
argenyank 1 year ago
I think (?) it's in one of F. Rabelais (16th Cent.) books where there's a whole discussion of what makes the best (ahem) ass wipe -- they decide on the neck of a live goose, in one direction I'd guess. Mind you, He Wasn't Serious -- and it was a giant and his son having the discussion. But don't quote me.
stzach 1 year ago
Hi Jack.
balgerass 1 year ago
Most TP is so LOOSLEY wound, u can pull the cardboard out with no problem, so doesn't last long. Scott is LARGE, TIGHT WOUND, but too high. But the 4 rool pack of Dollar General brand is JUST LIKE Scott's, so lasts forever. But ONLY the 4 roll pack, as Dollar General's family pack is just as shitty and LOOSE as the others.(no pun intended).--hahaha---We were going thru a rol per day BEFORE I found this DG stuff. 2 ply, 1 ply, you're gonna roll off the same amount regardless, so be cheap!
fiddlestix2006 1 year ago
Screw the coupons that make you spend more on something even with the discount, or make you buy something you wouldn't have bought in the first place. I'm all for bargains, but only if they save me money in REAL LIFE!
We have nice toilet paper here! What you mean? You should stay here on your next visit! You're ass will be smooth as silk (and I'm not just saying that because we're an all female household LOL oh shit that's naughty LMAO!)
samsarajade 1 year ago
plumber told me anything more than 1-ply is bad for the plumbing. i still use 2-ply though.
Suzanne42 1 year ago
cottenell double
mmdghr 1 year ago
We have soft toilet roll in UK... you just have to spend over 60p for 6 rolls...
FannySMUDGE 1 year ago
Hay Zipster I used to be in the British Army and when we where in combat or operational tour we could only really carry ammunition and food, anything else was at a minimum. So toilet paper we where given was like tracing paper and this bit is disgusting. It was a square with a hole in the center, you put your finger in the center, use your finger and then clean your finger with the paper yuk yuk no picking your nose on the same day as toilet day. Mind you the food clogged us up for days LMAO
iharrison30 1 year ago
UGH!
Zipster08 1 year ago
hahahaha--I bet that woud cure nail biting too. :)
fiddlestix2006 1 year ago
My question is... when did people start wiping their asses in the first place?
DaichisMonkeyGirl 1 year ago
i like charmin :) less is more lol. yeah..dont think i could ever use corn husks or coconuts..wayyyy tooo rough! i gotta have soft tp :P
lilhotmomma86 1 year ago
scotts!
bunni3954 1 year ago
Interesting vid zip. Just to let you know Eskimos do not exist. The proper term is Inuit. Calling the Inuits eskimos is deemed racist. Just so you know.
kistamapher1981 1 year ago
animal carcasses ?? LOL
this is a very insightful video.. thanks Zip!
~TJ.
tabloidjunk 1 year ago
was the title a reference to your song "the great american candy bar debater"? JS
Mikeforealz 1 year ago
Very observant!
Zipster08 1 year ago
hey, i'm one of your #1 fans, what'd you expect?
Mikeforealz 1 year ago
In order to conserve on TP you only need to use one square. Just tear off a small circle in the middle and insert your middle finger through it.....wipe yourself off with your finger then pull your finger out while cleaning off your finger. Oh, and the little circle you tore off? Use that to clean under your fingernail! Ha Ha! Gross!
Momotaro15 1 year ago
During the depression, the Sears catalog was pulling "double duty"...Read it and wipe ;)
rgman66 1 year ago
Purfumed toilet paper... who in hell did they think they were kidding!
Sandguy99 1 year ago
WIPES...WHO WIPES!
cujo98 1 year ago
Well, If I'm about to take a shower I don't wipe much cause I'm going to clean there anyway...
101Volts 1 year ago
@101Volts
cool story bro
avengedsevenfold979 1 year ago
In the 1940's and 50's in Switzerland, only the ladies got toilet paper. The men had to use newspaper.
Luvs,
Mooz
moomay11649 1 year ago
I just use old bias ply tires from the '60's. Not as good as old mail order magazines, but I'm cheap.
;)
sheldon80 1 year ago
i use a bidet.........
kraigus 1 year ago
On behalf of the German toilet paper: Thank you :-)!
Truedantalion 1 year ago
That sound at the end caught me by surprise. Funny though :P
hemeanseverything2me 1 year ago
Well, I guess I like it rough ... I don't buy anything but Scott 1-ply ... *grrrowl* ;-)
KarmicBook 1 year ago
yeah, we pamper our holes... or something... -.-
kuschelfraktion 1 year ago
preety weird thing to talk about lol
joseff121 1 year ago
But the real question is, when will heterosexual men lean how to replace the roll when it's empty? LOL
daligoddess2006 1 year ago
i love how this video is all about wiping your arse!!! lol... didn't some people use to just use their hands??
5K1TZ2006 1 year ago
Tony told me that he loves that I used Scott TP when he came over... so yeah I use Scotts LOL
PrincessDiana161 1 year ago
You forgot one of the big ones, Sears catalogue pages!
VlogasaurusFlex 1 year ago
and news paper...
justinml 1 year ago
Wiping your butt with a coconut sounds painful eek
iggy35 1 year ago
Dead animals.... o m g. I know my Grandmother had an outside toilet and used the Sears Catalog. She even used the phone book. Guess she let her fingers do the walking.
WERTY317 1 year ago
When I was hiking across Hardangervidda last summer I used moss... Its not all bad as long as there aren't ants!
Paolur 1 year ago 2
In Austria in the 1970s there was a paper called 'Cosy'. You could sand down mahogany planks with it, it was so rough - as I learnt to my cost!!
tenneral 1 year ago
Oh shit! LOL
mieses2pieces 1 year ago
english TP? lolwut..
ste8Utube 1 year ago
Oh, I've been feeling so angry lately, and this just made me laugh for real for the first time in two days! (Which is a long time for me, because I'm usually happy as a bean!)
Thank you so much for this silly story!
JustAnotherX 1 year ago
Im a Charmin Double Ply Extra kind of guy.lllll
yescandles 1 year ago
And what the hell is with these damned DOUBLE ROLLS that don't fit on anyone's normal sized toilet paper holders? I mean, who comes up with these ideas anyway? I really don't need a roll of toilet paper that's bigger than my friggin' head!
Argentium009 1 year ago 3
Only you would come up with this. No wonder we love you the way we do.
TrudySwan 1 year ago
My aunt and uncle lived on this backwards farm complete with outhouses, oil lamps... etc... I remember going out to that spider infested outhouse and having to use old newspaper! LOL!
kleinevos 1 year ago
Wow, I learn something new everyday.
Peace,
Pen
pennysayspeace 1 year ago
Triple ply?
This was a good video, in a strange way. lol
Katfellow 1 year ago
UK has nice tolet paper too, everyone gets a choice although i think 1 ply is only the very very cheap stuff.
campbellboy1 1 year ago
UK toilet paper is the same my dear :P but very interesting video :O DEAD ANIMALS ew.
SoundsLikeStew 1 year ago
I am so glad we have the soft toilet paper nowadays! I prefer the quilted 2 ply stuff myself!! I hate the 1 ply thin crap that is in public bathrooms you can see through it!
I was thinking earlier, has Loco Mama ever been abducted by aliens before? if she hasn't that would be a good video of her talking about that!
Goobian 1 year ago
how interestingly, oddly strange! LOL
eagleeyez128 1 year ago
Zipster Wtf are you talking about England uses exactly the same toilet paper as the US..
HordeFTL 1 year ago
According to Contonelle's Roll Poll, 78% of people prefer their toilet paper coming from the top of the roll. Are you an over or under guy?
MGABBYB 1 year ago
I know someone in the UK who said that when he was a kid he used to get the job of cutting newspaper into squares and threading string through it to hang it up. He was born in 1932.
laptopanimal 1 year ago
What's wrong with using a big 'ol wad of 1 ply? :P
LadyWeasel 1 year ago
You are so funny looking that up. I wonder what they used for sanitary napkins if they used corn husks and muscle shells for tp. oops - did I really say that and leave that here.
alphaba2 1 year ago
what's wrong with dead animal carcasses?
piratesephiroth 1 year ago
Very interesting Zipster! Thanks for the info.
My dad said they used to use the Sears and Roebuck catalogs.
russtex 1 year ago
lol. my grandmother used to tell us when she was lil. we didn't have a bathroom we had a out house, and didn't even have the money to buy toilet paper. so they used sales papers they balled up to make softer, and then dried corn cobs. she is like 68 now so it wasn't to to long ago. but eww.
imxallxhis 1 year ago
Instead of "Don't squeeze the Charmin, it was don't squeeze the coconuts". Good advice, I got my face slapped from doing the later. Happy to talk crap with you, Zip. : D
ThePauleman 1 year ago
When toilet paper was first invented, it was of such high quality that they didn't use it for its intended purpose: they used it as stationary. Apparently, it was very beautifully designed... kinda ironic, considering that the fanciest we get with our TP now is that it has a quilt pattern on it.
mylovelydame21 1 year ago
Thank goodness for T.P.!!!!! haha. Especially any soft kind. That's the point in the 3 ply. It's to thick, it can clog everything, but the thicker it is, the softer. :-)
And, sorry of there is another comment like this one. I left it, but didn't go through right away.
ajs1177 1 year ago
My thoughts exactly zipster, "What the hells the matta with people?"
Fgfmar 1 year ago
One of the world's great inventions!
featherdude 1 year ago
you forgot about the sears catalog!
maregee 1 year ago
At least we don't use our hands anymore. D: Gross.
RainaYuuhi 1 year ago
We use more and more toilet paper because of all of the additional crap we shovel into our mouths every year.
jw870206 1 year ago
So the laugh at the end of your video made me jump a foot...scared me so bad i had to go use some of that TP...LOL just kidding but it did make me jump LOVED the video :-)
GCsRiotGirl4120 1 year ago
Who cares so long as it cleans your butt!
awaseniu 1 year ago
I guess you can now call Zipster a pottymouth (lol)
awaseniu 1 year ago
messy buttholes in the past !
oldnag58 1 year ago
mikma was here
mikma 1 year ago
When my dad was a kid they had an outhouse and he said they used the pages from a catalog to wipe with; plus he said it came in handy as reading material while in there.
treetopteresa 1 year ago
Zzzzzzz... love you zipster but toilet paper talk? lol
Brandon22N 1 year ago
Hey, I've talked about everything else!
Zipster08 1 year ago
freeze it at 0:41 for a precious shot of Zipster!
ciao bello
Reynaldo
BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY 1 year ago
Thanks Zip I learned a lot on toilet paper. I have to say I have never seen or heard of 3 ply toilet paper before. We just get
2 ply and I have to say love the 2 ply.
Love ya Jen xx
angelgirl2001 1 year ago
My dad says he used corn husks a lot except when the Sears catalog came out, which was a treat!
During WWII my dad dropped propaganda all over Europe he said he thought it was used for toilet paper by the Germans, and that's why they didn't surrender for so long. They would have had no toilet paper!
Ronc303c 1 year ago
Whenever I need to wipe, I use Pablo, my pet Chihuahua. He's SUCH a good doggie.
uItravioIet 1 year ago 2
I think that charmin is still the best.
Notpasgirl 1 year ago
nice Zip, you learned me something new lol !
later on,
XEM
myWORLDizDIGITAL 1 year ago
I get the Green Tree or Seventh Generation toilet paper. It works just as well and is better for the enviro.
toadlytadpole 1 year ago
This video reminded me of a story that a friend told me years ago...her dad took all the kids and went camping he was gonna show the kids how to rough it in the woods....Well pops had a mother natures call so he went trottin off into the woods to show the kids you don`t need toilet paper just used what mother nature has given you so what does he grab to wipe with but poison oak..LMAO I don`t think he ever lived that trip down until the day he died...lol
I have never heard of 3 ply TP
Carballoca 1 year ago
The Aloe one is NICE!!! Leave my cornhole nice and soft(Like I touch my hole a lot???) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Delaypat 1 year ago
coconut shells? gah! alrighty then! interesting though .. love your vids
Ishkiia 1 year ago
i want to get me a toilet that has that water thing in it that sprays you clean,i seen one in a house when i laid carpet,rich house,((smiles))
TheStumpie2 1 year ago
So what your saying is that they make a special type of paper for going to the bathroom? I guess stuntman and I can stop using maple leaves. HA-HA
Peace, ace77man
ace77man 1 year ago
Zippy, I love your informative video's. I've always wondered how well a bidet works? Too bad you can't test them out.
Did you ever get that toilet seat, changed?
BoynDE1 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANNOT BELIEvE U MADE A VID ABOUT TOILET PAPER
it was quite interesting
MIGHToKONdriak 1 year ago
lol people like that super triple ply don't want to get anything on their hands. But for number one not two.
gabrielleb74 1 year ago
Zip, VERY INFORMATIVE...You did your homework...BTW, Under or Over????? I vote Over....
tommy30507 1 year ago
I plan to go on vacation in Berlin next year. I'll use Euros for toilet paper if there is hyperinflation.
robrobbins 1 year ago
I'm from CANADA, what is this "toilet paper" of which you speak?
DogsAreMyLife 1 year ago
Yes, here in england?.....what's is this?
sazzrhilee 1 year ago
i use my left hand
2dboy 1 year ago
Corn husks!
justinbluehall 1 year ago
Hey! What`s wrong with our TP?! Very interesting, by the way :D
kitty3309 1 year ago
In order to prevent the triple-ply from clogging up the works, your supposed to only use 1/3 of your normal amount. So, if you normally were a 3 sheeter (so to speak...), now you should be able to get by with only 1 sheet (so to speak...).
Hey - Can you spare a square?
SolZocalo 1 year ago
Most of the civilized world washes themselves with a bidet or hand held shower. Anyway you cut it, TP is rather gross and not totally effective.
larrfirr 1 year ago
Girl, don't you know, I need fifty ply for how runny my poo be after I drink me some purple drank. - Tankweesha
JustinTynne 1 year ago
I cant wait until they come out with QUAD-ply. X-D
jwbstudios 1 year ago
Satan possessed you at the end of this video.
Nepbot 1 year ago
charmin is the fucking best any other feels like it still has the bark in it from the tree
wrathfang 1 year ago
Oh Zip - you are a joy! That was funny! :)
thizizliz 1 year ago
i always thought asswipe sounded better than toilet paper..but hey, that's just me
BigVOLdaddy 1 year ago
Wiping with corn husk lead to the term cornhole...
Indie1Rob 1 year ago
YUCK!
Zipster08 1 year ago
CORN HUSKS? What the FUCK? At least they didn't use cobs!
As long as there isn't any shit on my middle finger when I'm done, I don't care WHAT kind of TP I have.
ChristopherMast 1 year ago
Hawt!
Zipster08 1 year ago
I can't believe some of the things people used to use to wipe themselves! Most of it would ... hurt! I find this interesting. Love your vids!
SuperVictoriaa64 1 year ago
o_O;;;
LeonSKennedy828 1 year ago
When my mom was growing up, they used pages of the Sears catalogue while they were in the out-house. She was born in 1928 and grew up on a farm.
scandia61 1 year ago
@scandia61 Yep! My Mom too! back then no one trew away catalogues or news papers. Geeezzz, we are so lucky LOL
Oh, my Mom was born in '28 as well but she was 39 til the day she died LOL
GMPNY 1 year ago
Funny, isn't it? My dear mom is still alive...just broke her arm three weeks ago, so I'm over at her house all the time. I have to report that she has AMAZING toilet paper! Probably like MOZ's 3-ply!
scandia61 1 year ago
use wet ones
ebrewer2224 1 year ago
And the next topic is if the toilet paper should be installed to come off the top or the bottom of the roll! ;)
erra404 1 year ago
Yeah, the European TP is like wax paper. I never heard of triple ply. thats some serious shit!
479Lucy 1 year ago
Quality vids from the Zip~ Thanks for reminding me to take a dump.
ericsurf6 1 year ago
now you know why they call it your corn hole!
buzzkc1 1 year ago
can't you imagine if you grab poison ivy by mistake!!
sailcaptain 1 year ago
OMG snow ???? Bet your ass would be clean but like you said , such a rush..
Dlorezzz 1 year ago
My mom and dad came from poor families, and they used corn cobs (after the kernels were removed, I assume). You gotta do what ya gotta do, I guess.
MikeOfKorea 1 year ago
Don't eat the BROWN snow!
MarcusVermilion 1 year ago
HAAAAA! TP IS FUNNY!!!!
ladygagasupersweet 1 year ago
T.P
StephanieIAm 1 year ago
Sears catalog and newspaper was also used in the past. lol
Interesting and funny video Zip!
sethocopia 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP! I thought that it woulda been much older than that. I remember a piece I heard on NPR a while back that in the 1930s there was an add about a kinda of toilet paper that was splinter free.
CrappyCartoons 1 year ago
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Oh lordy, don't get me started, my uncle's a nut. He has pink, 3-ply toilet paper, with the word of the day printed on it, I'm sitting in there thinking "Do I really care that today's word is eloquent?" geez louise!
:)
MikeG506 1 year ago
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MikeG506 1 year ago
GradualReport has nothing on Zipster. I loved this man.
HappyCabbie 1 year ago
what the fuck... pine cones??? surely the had Running streams... thats where you would find me every morning
~HHJ~
highheadjester 1 year ago
This is an awesome topic. Thanks for the info.
Blueaveo3568 1 year ago
lol
Your videos always make me smile! X)
ChelseaHysteria 1 year ago
i buy the one with aloe!!
deemered2 1 year ago
There are so many tp/wiping controversies: over or under, standing or sitting... I prefer a bidet.
FantasticBabblings 1 year ago
Hahaha! What an interesting subject! I never thought about that, but I do remember my dad teasing us kids years ago about using corn husks for tp...LOL!
frontier33 1 year ago
I love the cartoon effect, and you.
angelina121000 1 year ago
we have to buy two brands of TP because my grandmother HAS TO HAVE Charmin, but it's too expensive to buy for the whole house to use. So we use the cheaper Angel Soft [which i like anyways] and Granny uses Charmin. lol
wilmil7545 1 year ago
corn husks...wtf? it's bad enough we poop out corn let alone wiping with it.
adamj108 1 year ago
Glad I was born after toilet roll was invented. I used to hate that hard shiny stuff they used to put in public toilets. The pee used to slide off the shiny surface all over your hands. I get cheep smart price toilet roll. £1.99 for six rolls. Okay it's not as soft as the expensive stuff but it keeps my bum clean.
ladybard1968 1 year ago
I dont believe in toilet paper. its unnatural. I use live chipmunks.
Slapnuts6931 1 year ago
How cute!
Zipster08 1 year ago
Lol. I thought you were gonna discuss Under or Over. BTW, which are you?
BoomerChick55 1 year ago 2
Over!
Zipster08 1 year ago
Triple-ply = 1/3 the amount you get per roll plus the flushing nightmare. Hey Miles Standish, got any corn husks...or how about wiping down with an old squirrel carcass? P-U! One stink to cover up another! LOL!
Thanks Zip, I feel 'relieved'...! (the pause that refreshes) *grin*
UncleBym 1 year ago
Isn't triple ply the standard t.p., double the cheaper and quadruple the more expensive? Don't even know where to buy a single ply t.p., must be torture to use that.
Nice you like our(german) t.p. zipster. :)
RottenRroses 1 year ago
OMG! I don't know why, but when you leaves....Holly Leaves came to mind.......OOOOOOUUUUUUUCH!
MrsE24179 1 year ago
oh brother
ShaileeJardim 1 year ago
hello zipster
annahaduch1 1 year ago
OVER! SmileyD
vjm1234 1 year ago