Shite Irish Lads Say

[MRSHANEALMIGHTY]

the thing i want to no are u acc irish

[ipodge100]

your nothing but shite in a bucket

[Lemonsweety]

i totally got more than half of what they said ... i feel accomplished

[2009REV]

Shite BOGGERS* say . fixed it for ye.

[naturelad]

haha its Petey G nd Chris from Iradio

[mikec187123]

yhu nva said DAYCENT



[cealan12]

yOU FORGOT "geeeeebag"

[ZepLeppelinify]

I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON!!!! WOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!



[janeywaney2504]

Jaysus commenters, stop getting troooooolllllled!

Nice video lads.

[TheNiallMurphy]

Us Dubliners are an entirely different breed.

[bobbieeeee]

@TheNiallMurphy Yeah, far more pretentious and nasally sounding.

[stabcitySB]

haha is that Tralee IT??

[Jono2016]

@shadow2155 or scottish :)

[shadow2155]

unless your English, Irish or Australian ya wont under stand half the crap they just said

[conorpower123]

@shadow2155 It's funny cus the English can't understand a word :)

[Popplewellington]

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

[MrCrayEgg]

"Im BURSTIN te take a shi" HAHAHHAHA

[grahamreilly1]

shite Culchies say more like

[ZIPPCASTFAN]

twats

[ZIPPCASTFAN]

twats

[123456789seanmac]

Legends!

[dirtynapkineater]

ah lads i just have to say fair fucks to ye for making this video i pissed myself laughing because its so true :)

[ciara4711]

haha watching this makes you actually realise how deadly being irish is! with all the shit history with the brits its nice that we all know we dont really speak their language! ta an mhaith ar fad!

[AvaHtv]

bhahah a sure she'd be alright if you turned her around , classic !

[MrPoopatron54]

Oh man. He can have my craic anytime

[silverEtoile]

My Irish friend says "That's grand" a lot. It's also the only phrase I can say in the accent, lol.

[NevRJack]

its actually somethings we say in real life haha

[TheMagnatar]

im guilty of.

Sausage fest.

whats your one braking for.

bye bye bye bye bye bye

[krang0117]

i dont get the raping a cheeseburger bit? It would of been funnier if he said I could devour it or something, what does having sex with it have to do about been hungry? So many flaws but funny as hell, you guys are awesome! FYI You almost sound irish 2 :) good job

[chazzyslinkinlady]

@krang0117 They are Irish

[fionamb83]

"I was only havin the craic!!" If i had a euro for every time i heard that lol

[cealan12]

Jeez Chris, Your acc not that bad looking (NO HOMO) Seriously dont know what Ciara doesnt see in ya ;) Yeah its me again, Did ya strip for Ciaras friends? :P

[monomonaghan08]

00:55 - 1:04 i pissed myself.

[nswsoccer]

bye bye bye bye bye HAHAHA

[Jazzy6103]

If your from Ireland you'd know thats on cluiche'z :D

[Fintony11]

ara yer all fart and no shite!

[AreYouOffended]

@StoneOak79 ah sure they be cutterin and schlubbberin and fiddlin with your own sense of direction out wesht boi! Shave a bullock :D

[StoneOak79]

wow, can we get a transcript for non-irish? as an american, it just sounds like gibberish punctuated occasionally with fuck. you guys are crazy, but hilarious with whatever your saying!

[1001randomz]

dat, is an irish lad vocabulary!

[VenusianArtistAlfie]

Girl looks creepy trying to be a guy. Cute in her own video though.

[bigbeeforever]

wha tha craic!

[nofkoffbish]

crying @ 'YER MOTHER'

[krang0117]

i grew up with allot of irish in new york and they dont sound anything like this, get your facts straight "lads" and FYI you spelt "shit" wrong.

[nofkoffbish]

@krang0117 ..we do actually and we all use that slang, I'm from Waterford I should know.

[krang0117]

@nofkoffbish i never heard of waterford? is it as big as dublin? what wars were fought there? any land marks like eiffel tower or a whiskey factory?

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse]

@krang0117 There was an 800 year war in Ireland if that helps lad

[mishkamaka]

@krang0117 ???????? i live in ireland and we do talk like that! 

[krang0117]

@mishkamaka You guys are such kidders, always taking the mickey! Unfortuantely for you I know irish people and how they talk, plus i know they are tricksters

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse]

@krang0117 Are you some sort of twat? I think the Irish know how they speak! Also "Irish" is not a plastic paddy in yankee land, its a lad born and reared in ireland!

[krang0117]

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse your calling me a dumb bum and you spell twit wrong? My mates grandmothers were born and bred in Ireland so I think they know it as good as anyone else. Plus one went to Dublin for St. Patricks day parade, c'mon, you have to admit, it doesnt get any more irish than that? And FYI "Plastic Paddy refers to English people trying to be irish, i agree with you there, thats annoying but we are true irish, we all have shamrock and other irish tattoos, our day will come guy :):):)

[Paul9646]

@krang0117 Well...I am Irish so I think thats about as Irish as you can get...just sayin

[mermaidsirensong]

@Paul9646 No,you are a fucktard! you have to have an irish mother born and reared here, who is desended from a long line of irish,And you have to been born and reared here with an irish passport.Not some Irish wannabe who's greatgranny left in the famine ships.You and your mates are AMERICAN,I douth there is even the slightest drop of irish blood left in you because if there was you wouldn't be such a total gobshite and would actually realise just how fucking ignorant you sound!

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse]

@krang0117 Twat is Irish slang

Are you actually serious? "any more Irish than that" ? Man no wonder they say you Americans are slow! so one went to Dublin for a day when the highest amount of fellow yanks visit the big smoke(Dublin)! plastic paddy refers to anyone claiming to be Irish!

Irish tattoos do not make you Irish thats like saying Chinese tattoos make you chinese!

Irish means born and reared in Ireland and not believing im lepreauchans!

Tochfaidh ár lá

I admire you optimism though :L

[TheLouse09]

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse You spelt Tiocfaidh wrong...

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse]

@TheLouse09 so i have, im not a fluent speaker but i wouldn't normally make that mistake!

cheers!

[ThePatriceLynch]

@krang0117 Seriously?no harm but come on! how many of these Shite Irish say videos do you have to comment on? Fair enough, your granny was Irish but that doesn't mean you are! You are only IRISH If you were born here and also grew up here! "What is this our day will come"craic about? be proud to be american, its who YOU are! btw, tattoos mean nothing, i could get the american flag tattooed on my fore head - DOESN'T mean im American!! :/ pretty much ALL irish say this stuff, even those in NI

[ThePatriceLynch]

@krang0117 That person meant to say "Twat" English use the term "Twit" and "Dumbfuck" is also another term we use. Not tryin to be hateful, just sayin. :)

[explorer17alpha]

@krang0117 :) Ah, here, like, you have to be a troll. You dont really mean all those things, do ye? You've got to be a troll.

[IrishRu5T]

@krang0117 you havent heard the half of it. northside cork slang is another language. on top of that, they're irish descendants in NY - not irish born n bred. now shag off ya langer

[krang0117]

@IrishRu5T does Langer mean something nice?

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhgfdse]

@krang0117 I'm not from Cork but il translate that for ya : "now shag off ya langer" = Fuck off you faggot! :L

[mermaidsirensong]

@krang0117 listen dumbfuck they're only Irish desendants they probably haven't even been to Ireland in donkeys years so what/how would they know of our slang?! this is how we talk you gobshite! and FYI (ya cunt) its not shit its shite! same meaning; different sound and spelling!

[krang0117]

@mermaidsirensong listen jerk, they are fully fledged Irish, most have grandmothers that were born there and 2 have been to Dublin on vacation for St. Patricks day so I think they are up to scratch in that department, ehh me =1, you=0, thanks and FYI (ya lephracaun :) lol LMAO) why not just spell shit e like shitty if it sounds the same, just something to think about.

[bobbieeeee]

@krang0117 Shite is pronounced like you would say mite. Not shitty. Spending some time there on Patricks day and having Irish grandmothers means fuck all. You're an American not Irish, and not only that but you are possibly the stupidest person I have ever seen commenting on youtube. Quite frankly I'm stunned you have the ability to spell. Sincerely, a proper Irish person. Ya cunt.

[krang0117]

@bobbieeeee Gee, i guess some one had too many bottles of the black stuff (Guinness) tonight. I think you would think differently if we ever met. Are you on facebook? maybe we could visit the guinness factory the next time im over. That would be neat :)

[myruler89]

@krang0117 you really are a stupid cunt....



[gingerapocalypsenow]

hahahaha

[excelsus666]

chris greene!

[3v4d35]

Funny as Feck!

[carl478]

i would rape a curry cheese chip hahahahahahahaha

[WhammyTime91]

I find myself strangely attracted to one of those lads in the video...

[braddelong100]

whats the 8 of december

[braddelong100]

i know there speaking a little of the irish



[braddelong100]

i thought irish people all had red hair

[turlough06]

@braddelong100

Yes we all have red hair and we speak a language called Leprechaunish.

[braddelong100]

i cant understand a word there saying are they speaking english

[clairecoady96]

0:20



[plutocookie]

"byebyebyebyebyebye" XD every Irish person says that and damn proud of it :D

[Aodanful]

''I was only havin the craic!'' The greatest excuse ever invented!

[DJme693]

@Jazzfreak494 go fuck yourself and bother someone who actually goves a fuck about what you think

[irishkod]

1:12 had me in stiches XD

[tom17reesbowen]

WTF proper welsh accent at 0:17 ha

[tom17reesbowen]

Father Ted FTW!!!

[verycoolchannel999]

im irish and dats like wat i say

[MsSarahCookies]

I didnt understand most of the things they said, but their accents are awesome :D

[marshmallow661]

The lad with the dark hair sounds exactly like Chris from the cracked eye on Iradio! :) it was hilarious by the way! :D

[jazzfreak494]

im sure its funny.........................­.........if your a cunt and all, nha didnt get it, its cause your all boggers with foot and mouth and scabies for teeth , probably from cork where the most fashionable thing a girl can do is walk round the town holding her own period blood in her hands , 

[thethreeamazingmen]

@jazzfreak494 clearly dont know what your talking about since these guys are from the other end of the country.....

[mozzajunior]

@jazzfreak494 Uhm wtf? You're gross.

[annabelSPNlover]

Fucking BRILLIANT. You guys are so spot on.... XDXDXDXDXDXD

[oneblueorange]

fuckin bog monsters

[mrbing993]

I actually had to watch it a little more than once. What a fucking thick accent. xD

[IrishKnacker]

What a load of shit.

Shite Irish girls Say was good but this was just shit.

[kieransdf]

lighting the fag from the toaster! typical irish lad!!! well done!!

[DJme693]

@PaddyinExile true but some dublin ppl talk like tht and.... CULCHIES HA ill hafto use that

[PaddyInExile]

@DJme693

No Dub talks like that. None.

[Nikon05]

@PaddyInExile Load of my mates talk like that. Generalisation fail

[PaddyInExile]

@Nikon05

il box yer head in culchie boy.

[Nikon05]

@PaddyInExile haha, keep dreaming you little queer. so now you're callin dubliners culchies? Are you even Irish ya fuckin dope

[PaddyInExile]

@Nikon05

Dubs dont speak with a horrid culchie accent. Il box the ears off ya. Come down to tallaght you culchie fucker and youll find out if I am Irish or not.

[Nikon05]

@PaddyInExile tallaght. hah. nuff said, come to the northside ya bogger

[PaddyInExile]

@Nikon05

what part and where will i see you. il leave ya smiling from ear to ear.

[Nikon05]

@PaddyInExile come to the west finglas boxing club next tuesday night, ask for James

[PaddyInExile]

Culchies not Irish people.

[jasonSmy77]

@PaddyInExile Feckin plastic Paddy's ain't either

[PaddyInExile]

@jasonSmy77

I am a Dub, you inbred, toothless culchie simpleton.

[lostteen08]

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!

[DJme693]

"DID HE FUCK"

"FUCKIN DID"

"..... leeegend"

I FUCKING LOVE YOU PPL THANKS

[DecemberSnowstorm]

LOL at 0:59! :)

[edwardcullenfan2552]

I have an american accent but after watching this i am proud to be irish again

[Gravydd]

So funny:) the funnuest bit was when yer man says didnt get thode knees from praying!! Lol and when he lights the fag from the toaster!!x

[savagecabage]

whats irish?

[rscanonrock]

Wha ?

Wha ?

Huh?

hey craic

Hah?

Go to town?

no

hah?

fuck dat

xDDDDDDDD

[lostteen08]

Everything in this video is normal! haha. I'm burstin' to take a shite. HAHAHA She didn't get those knees from sayin' prayers!

[colin2k10kid]

well if it isnt the fuker himself :L

if you cant find it grind it...:L

she didnt get those knees from praying :L

BEST VIDEO EVER!

[demonic88]

lol I liked it but it should really be Shite Dublin Lads Say

[DKP4]

SHE'S A FACE ON HER LIKE AN ANGRY PIKE!!! classic

[darragh1980]

Pure shite!!!

[djemmab]

ok not funny???

[hashtag5]

a shift is a shift

i would rape a curry cheese chip

im bursting to take a shite

thats all me XD

try transcipting audio,the irish are like morse code artists :)

[Votemayorwest]

About as funny as cancer.

[Tormafication]

Will ya look at the fuckin head on him!!

[codowd93]

" Did he fuck? "

" Fuckin' did "

hahaha love it!

[leftwhit19]

"I would destroy her."

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAYS THAT

[JulieBugxx]

"What the fuck is she braking for?" Legends.

[WhammyTime91]

she nice from far but far from nice

[Hacriazer]

"He's the fucking anti-craic." haha

[yemenlover111]

That is actually legendary! Well Done!! :D Make another one!! :D

[amynistanton]

i could rape a curry cheesy chip yeoo

[MegaEoinC]

@AntomTV Lots of people do it.

[MrProoks]

too funny

[darkeyesciara]

bye bye bye bye. everyone does that wrecks me head! lol

[darkeyesciara]

I would do damage! lmao

[LouieVonHelsonLover]

My mate always says she's a whack and a half!

[NiteOwl1983]

These are country people, sub species of Irish people

[brizzo7]

@NiteOwl1983 More craic in the country! Besides, 99% of Ireland is the country, ye may as well be English in those big fancy "cities"...

[ceolceol]

@brizzo7 99% may be the country, but more than 50% live in Dubland. 

[topbuzzer85]

this looks like a normal day to me!!!!

[THEFEZ10]

i love the part were he just lights the fag in the toaster



[kreeperrock]

@THEFEZ10 who hasn't done that lighters always run out after the shop closes

[waadddupp732]

i wana go to Ireland so bad

[TheLive2sexy]

Ohhhhh its a beard !! haha

[Tristan5004]

Whats The Song At The Very End Please :)

[fana84]

@Tristan5004 Dropkick Murphy's- Shipping up to Boston.

[motherfuckerjones10]

She didnt get those knees from prayin.Has to be the funniest sayin :L

[cumsamcum]

Turn on captions its fucking hilarious hahahahaha

[KingSkyliner]

apparently some irish guys are pretending to be guys...

[FCMox]

@anchorbasic Boggers are people that live in the country.. basicly anywhere out of dublin, and the 8th of decemeber is when everyone from the country goes into town and goes Christmas shopping

[FCMox]

Is eh the 8th December hahahahahaha

[countblancula]

it's so shit, it's like you should be rubbing shoulders with wha-hey foley on the radio....wankers

[codowd93]

@countblancula The blonde lad used to be on iradio... its exactly what Irish lads say unless you're a townie..

[epicnewsdaily]

@codowd93 lol actually redhead mish mash is the technical term I believe dude :)

[carman786288]

Transcribe audio is hilarious!!



[DJC11757]

I can understand the lot of this :D

[Caoimho1990]

I'm hilarious and I find this Irish

[risteard01]

@Caoimho1990 ha ha

[kiranslam]

She is nice from far but far from nice

[littlestpope]

The fuck is this....?

[chevon1920]

Does anyone actually know what the fluck any of these people said.

[exomorphe]

@chevon1920 unfortunately yes, every word of it lol

[nhoj084eva]

...I-I don't sound like that...do i?

[NaoiseThatsMe]

This is like the average day in my life btw I'm a girl

[JBforeverxxxx]

HAHA!! so true ye always get the oul lad that sais fuk id destroy her :D haha ledgenderry! C'Mon ireland bey

[bi6076]

@JBforeverxxxx your from cork arnt ya

[KirstyF11xXx]

'i was only havin the craic' spot on