DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE

[TheHaylichu]

Innuendos, Innuendos, everywhere.

[WoodenBokken]

-Touch-

[DeeM10123]

7-2-6 Dont touch me im cumming, doctor!

[erik131312]

thumbs up is you try all combinations!! LOL

[esgnrjnjgu]

7 then 6 for "Don't touch me I fucked her".

[Ygdrasel]

@esgnrjnjgu

He says "doctor", genius.

[asforthedruguse]

This part of YouTube is fucking epic

[LuciusIngeniosus16]

Where did the gloves come from...?

[XxBlackHeartBeatxX]

@LuciusIngeniosus16 Probably from the sink...

[Rm0ran]

999,099 views o.o

[jshalolegend]

Press 6 for: Fucked her

Press 8 for: BIOTCH (with Italian accent)

[shadowcharizard10]

thats what he said

get it? cuz some guys are sterile when they want to have a baby and......

i'll shut up now

[1Rocky91491]

His face kinda resembles Homer's when he says that lol

[Mr2010forgeben]

LOL,

Dont touch me, I'm STERILE

(Next it shows a knife)

[TheAdnanhz]

Category:Science&Technology -_-

[mkykewlbooboolover12]

press 6 udder udder udder

[mkykewlbooboolover12]

press 0 then 7 then 2 for DOTN TOUCH ME IN CUMING!

[SoraRoxasdude1]

1, 0, 6...

[LightningShock1]

Story of my life

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[TheGmodkilla]

7 then 2

[TMBLyrics]

and? sterile means clean, actually. if someone touched him he wouldn't be clean anymore, he would have germs. you ten year olds really need to catch up on basic english vocabulary. :/

[TheXxdoubleT]

how did i go from family guy to spongebob clips...

[INeverWanted2010]

@TheXxdoubleT Well, they're both stupid cartoons. What did you expect?

[carlstrum]

3 then 5 then 4, WE GOTTA TAKE YOU TO YOUR WELL

[0Telamon0]

Press 0 then 6 "Spongebob fucked her"

[DokaRyan]

Press 7 than 2 for, "Don't touch me, I'm coming"

[DokaRyan]

3 than 8, "We gotta make peanuts sterile"

[DokaRyan]

Press 2 than 7. "Cumming * end result of masturbation sound*

[l85a1user]

press 7 and 5 he says don't touch me or i'll take you to the doctor!

[Spiz44]

and to make things even more disturbing about this scene, after he says it, it bubble wipes to a picture of him holding a knife.

[144Slaya]

I lost my shit the first time I saw this XD

[TheBluecheese87]

wow

[luckysuperlee]

0:07 - 0:08 IMPACT!

[Greener221]

*insert horrible innuendo here*

[SGTCgurl14]

@esgnrjnjgu EPIC WHALE!!!!

[Eon198]

his face is funny when he said that

[bbhbees50]

watch?v=xBtGAdeTI98

[moshimonstersrulez]

mute, press 6 then 5 THE CHICKEN DANCE!

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

@moshimonstersrulez And then unmute it. it sounds like he's saying fuck

[EzekielShowTV]

Sandy's coming, patric should un-sterilize himself, and PUSH SPONGEBOB SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

[ParanormalParaquad]

Don't touch him he's sterile

[powerrager12345]

what the fuck does sterile?

[VGKing]

Guess what I say when a woman tries to give me a handjob?

[101school101001]

Thumbs up if you like the older episodes!!!! cause i'm not the only one too!!!!!!!!!!!

[TysonCooley]

Can't stop watching... Patrick's face is so awesome

[left4deadfreakable]

most of the words in the old spongebob episodes are so advanced for kids and I had to make my own definitions until the internet was created XD. But that is what makes the old spongebob episodes so funny

[RonnieSkellington]

lol the knife at the end is unsettling.

[kylekatar]

Press 0/1 then 7 XD

[judowoman1]

press 7 then 6 XD

[iApple103003]

press 6 for " adurr"

[squirrelcrazy713]

8888888888888888888-💩

[squirrelcrazy713]

88888888888888888-💩

[toot3018]

press 8 randomly



[justsomerandomeguy]

Don't touch this comment its sterile

[emsierocks1]

I laugh how it's all cute and bubbles then the video stops at the knife

[need4speed209]

56 ppl weren't sterile and they suffered

[iTzSugaBTCH]

Press 3 and 4 fast to watch Patrick give Spongebob a handjob.

[robloxmatthew]

Press 5 and 6

[AngieLuvsChu2]

don't touch meh, i'm hector.. =D

[AngieLuvsChu2]

press 7 until it says "don't touch meh, i'm...", then press 6. xDD

[blackjack779]

SPONGEBOB QUICK! SANDYS CUMMING!

[pinecrestfiredept]

thats what she said

[XRavenCruceX]

Quoting Patrick: "I don't get it"

[TheHyperkid97]

Press 2 for my Favourite truck engine.

[callofdookie854]

@nightmarebeforeXmas8 hey man congratulations on needing to have common knowledge explained to you by your dumbass sister whose job it is to hand tools to the REAL doctor while she gets paid for nothing. i mean really, do u think ur special because u have family connections to people that know the definitions to words most 12 year olds know?

[TheOfficialESPN]

@callofdookie854 chill out you sad fuck

[nightmarebeforeXmas8]

Does anyone really know what Sterile means?

Sterile means when the surgeon is ready to do operation.

My sister is a surgical assistant, so she told me what sterile means.

[Craziguy33]

@nightmarebeforeXmas8 thank you for enlightening us with your amazingly advanced knowledge.

Even if someone didn't know what is meant, couldn't they just go on dictionary(dot)com?

[nightmarebeforeXmas8]

@Craziguy33 A lot of people keep saying it means you can't have babies, so I wanted to tell everyone that

[zadixmadololombax]

and then, he killed spongebob with the knife, the end

[sumptjez000]

"SANSY'S CUMMING! DON'T TUCH ME IM STERILE!!!" the things cartoons dont relize they say. :)

[Karathedirtyangel]

press 1 then 6

"sandy fucked her"

[nb45001]

Spongebob has Herpes

[StudioDylan]

Press 6 then 2 numerous times, then like this comment.

[jabsimp]

press 5, then 4.

tiger woods.

[brandzfrandoms]

press 7 than 6. he says dont toch me i fucked her XD

[M3talThrash1ngMad]

@brandzfrandoms must've done that at least 8 times hahaha

[TheRealSonicVa]

PRESS 8 FOR PEE IM STERILE

[TheScoutofSandvich]

Dat last frame....

[EmperorMobius]

Press 7, then 2 for "Don't touch me I'm cumming!"

[treblig1995]

@EmperorMobius fuck HAHAHAHA

[MrOpensaysme123]

@EmperorMobius i laughed so hard LOLOL

[LowercasePray]

@EmperorMobius lol oh ma gawd

[lifeisgood1013]

@EmperorMobius It would have been funnier if you didn't tell us what he was going to say :/

[KingOfKatamari]

@EmperorMobius I managed to time it perfectly and woke up my parents when I laughed.

[JBbombproductions]

@EmperorMobius 3 and 2 for we gotta be cumming

[TheAPBros]

@EmperorMobius press 3, then 2

[GeneralCane]

@EmperorMobius I don't always thumbs-up these number comments. But when I do they offer what they promised.

[Ygdrasel]

@GeneralCane

Press 3 then 2 for "We gotta make sure you're cumming!"

Press 7 then 0 for "Don't touch me, I'm Spongebob!"

[Vader3123]

@Ygdrasel Press 7 and 2 "Don't touch me I'm cumming!"

[Ygdrasel]

@Vader3123

Already been commented on.

[Harleqcuin]

@Ygdrasel 7 - 2, dont touch me im cumming

[Varia928]

@Harleqcuin press 1, Sandy's cumming!

[SKippySounds]

@Ygdrasel

press 7 then 1 "don't touch me i'm sandy!"

press 3 then 5 "we gotta make sure to take you to the doctor!"

press 7 then 6 "don't touch me i'm doctor!"

[Ygdrasel]

@SKippySounds

0, 1, 2: Spongebob, Sandy's cumming!

[MultiGamerxz]

@Ygdrasel 3 then 2 then 9

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@Ygdrasel Press 7 then 2 for "Don't touch me I'm cumming!"

[Ygdrasel]

@GeneralCane

Also, press 7, 1, 6 for "Don't touch me, I'm Sandy's doctor!" xD

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Don't touch me I'm CUMMING!

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Sandy's CUMMING!

[FunnyFarts12345]

Press 7 then 2 :)

[quidnick]

Sandy's coming. That's not really funny when you think about it lol.

[ZombiEgirL432]

What does that even mean??? Lol

[lnsentience]

@ZombiEgirL432 Sterilize. Doctors sterilize themselves before performing surgery to prevent the patient from getting an infection.

[AmorePasta]

@lnsentience OH THANK GOD. I thought he said don't touch him because he's sterile and can't have babies. .____. I have derp.

[lacedemoniangmail]

@lnsentience i knew it was not sterile as in infertile

[TheBump465]

What did Justin Beiber say to Selena Gomez?

[RebeccawasMURdERD]

derp

[peacefriendsmusic]

You guys are disgusting! lol xD dirty minded people are hilarious though

[MegaZakeya]

When me and my mom was looking at this episode, She couldnt stop laughing at this part!! Lol

[M4TT97]

He's sterile!

[blakstones2]

why press all these numbers? it still says "SPONGEBOB QUICK SANDY'S CUMMING!" when you leave it alone -.-

[narutohokagehinata]

Press 1, 6, and then 2 :)

[narutohokagehinata]

Press 6 repeatedly

[Ibleedketchup]

Play the whole video. Pause the video

Press 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 3

repeatedly.

Look whta hes doing LOL

[Tehlnternet]

press 7 = don't touch me then press 2 = i'm cumming!

[OMGitsbacon24]

im unable to have babies with you

[nickiilovesyew01]

As seen on Wizard101 Central

[AllenaRae]

Press 4 quickly, then immediately go to 2

[hehmeh]

Press 2, then 9 to see my saurday nights.

[nuclearzeon]

Does sterile mean anything besides "unable to make babies"? If not, then there's a case of Getting Crap Past the Radar.

[FirelordRoku]

@nuclearzeon It means clean

[george77772moons]

This show used to be one of the crown jewels in television... now its been reduced to shit by the idiots directly after our own generation.

[SuperFlexiboy]

7,2 dont touch me im cumming

[nailpolish12321]

Press 8 for:

Rebok's

fucked me

we fucked

peanuts

penis

[JakeJonRoberts]

Press 8 and then 2, "Don't touch me, I'm coming"

[Tyl3r684]

Press 8 then 0 for "PEE on Spongebob"

[TheHorrorchicken]

My favourite episode

[Nightshade9001]

3 2

WE GOTTA MAKE SURE YOUR CUMMING!

[EdwardElric555]

Wait a minute Patrick doesn't have any finger. WUT?

[xxbabygirlstar]

Add "In Bed" to everything Patrick says :3

[DoubleGonDaz]

Press 4

"Your whale!"

[233alexw]

I love that saying

[jdawgrocks101]

pause at 00:8

[jamesmadison1231]

yugimt... great find

[AbigailCams1]

6 when did patrick become cee lo green? just keep pressing 6 and you will hear it.

[AbigailCams1]

3 then 2 WE'VE NEED TO COLOR!

[AbigailCams1]

4 then 0 SANDY'S COMMING AND SHE WILL TAKE YOU TO SPONGEBOB!

i know it is weird but lool!

[JemyxNightwind]

3, then 2. "WE GOT A MAID COMING"

[moirachack65]

press 7 then 6 dont touch me i'm doctor

[moirachack65]

nvermind press 7 then 6

[moirachack65]

press 7 then 5 dont touch i'm doctor

[canniblefeets]

3 then 2 "we gotta make sure your cumming"

[chipmunky14]

i learned about sterile from spongbob

[Xtremeleesour]

8 then 0 " Pee on Sponge Bob. " 7 then 6 " Don't touch me I fucked her. "

[HeroSmash133spider]

for those who are to lazy and can't look up what sterile means: ster·ile [ster-il or, especially Brit., -ahyl] adjective 1. free from living germs or microorganisms; aseptic: sterile surgical instruments. 2. incapable of producing offspring; not producing offspring. 3. barren; not producing vegetation: sterile soil. 4. Botany . a. noting a plant in which reproductive structures fail to develop. b. bearing no stamens or pistils. 5. not productive of results, ideas, etc.; fruitless

[MrSuperHeatran]

Wait, why don't the number things work?

[Luckylocote]

and then he knocked up sandy

[Silkenkilly]

Hahaha. Spongebob is entirely inappropriate by itself.

[flyingtoretilas]

Press: 111111111, 2, repeat.

[MrNoneofyourbussnies]

@flyingtoretilas Press 22222222, 7, repeat

[LSA2013]

@flyingtoretilas also works if you press 5 or 7 and then 2.

[OGLoneWolf1882]

@flyingtoretilas press 4, 2

[XwXToxikScorpionXwX]

@flyingtoretilas No, its 11111111, 2, then 7.

[jsteffey88]

@flyingtoretilas Dumb pervert.

[flyingtoretilas]

@jsteffey88

haters gonna hate

[wseli33]

@flyingtoretilas its even better if you just press 1, wait like a half a second to a second and then press 2

[metallicafan5059]

I know this is getting old, but press 0, then 2.

Spongebob's cumming

[GrStarcraft]

0:10 ill kill you!!!!

[Ahmedoz16]

3 then 2 : We Got a Cover ! XD !

[awesomelycool1234567]

How come every single comment is about pressing buttons to make Spongebob inappropriate?

Our society these days.