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[darrenc8]

you fucking suck donkey balls

[Maioran07]

lmfao u owned sxephil 

[Koolaidmusicjunkie]

Nice :) I hate Sxephil. I don't think hes funny in the least bit.

[tienshenhan86]

I don't know what satire means, so I'll look it up then come back here and punch you with a Thumbs Up! Okay I'm back, yep it's a satire, and a good one. Sack Zcott sent me here.

[rashakassab]

No Comment!

[Tabroxfcc]

I know this is a satire, but the decemberists are <3

[jimbo4mo]

dang 87BMOC, lol why so mean? i wish i could be this creative

[jimbo4mo]

dang 87BMOC, lol why so mean? i wish i could be this creative

[toughjusttough]

he gets paid when we leave comments

[joinmeindeath13]

you're almost good ;) keep it up ;)

[87BMOC]

Dude I agree with the whole teen fad singers thing, but Radiohead is over rated and so is everyone else you mentioned too. You are not gods opinion on music sir, but I am, so listen up. What you like sucks, pop for the most part sucks, and stop making videos. You're about as funny as an aborted fetus and about as relevant as the music you criticize. Also, I fucked your mom... You suck.

[petercoffin]

Wow, did you not get it.

[pamew]

@87BMOC you really failed to understand the point of this video didn't you?

Fail.

[KamuntKurush]

Okay that was awesome. Good show, mate. 5 stars for nearly flawless satire, not because you told me to. Keep it up.

[MikelangeloTheGreat]

hahaha!! i like this video :D

[tedbrprncss]

Mm...booooks...sadly, that was the thing I was focused on for most of the video..so when you started rambling about your books, I had to chuckle. Are "vlogs" really like this? Sad...also, random bit here...you've got great eyes! >.> Yay for creepy comments you never read, cuz you're so honest...hehe

[willimwillson]

HAHAHA is this a satire? I hope so. If you see it as a satire it's pretty dang funny.

[petercoffin]

@willimwillson It is, yes! Pretty much everything I make is satire. Thank you.

[Squishyxz]

ouch this was painful

[GNoodle]

This was hilarious! But i still love shaycarl and those others.

[lifeMac]

HEY! I like SXEPhil's vloggitys. :P

[MCM7410W]

Stop repeating things! Lol

[djnoreg]

LINK LINK LINK LINK

[MissEllieification]

no body CAREZ!

[hakedsup]

vampire weekend all the way!!!

[AndrewBean90]

Sorry peter im gonna try to become a youtube vlogger/ news anchor

[youngrelleus19]

fuck uglyassphill de franko hes a con artist

[trinitykiller2]

And u just got crappy catch Frased!

[trinitykiller2]

lol this vid rules

[FreakonaPeach]

this is obviously making fun of SxEphil.

[skilletsailor]

haha i was thinking the same thing

[LorenAlbrecht]

hahahahahahaha nice!

[DrWho12345677]

hahahah love it

[TheMrugala]

um look behind u to much cds imean  123 thats as hight as i can count

[youngrelleus19]

book. shit for brains

[petercoffin]

The background was photoshopped together!

[StupendousSam]

I'm seeing Vampire Weekend on the 10th :D

[Feckel523]

love ya peter for the vampire weekend thing :D

[BrittanyPalette]

Catcher in the Rye,I now love you.

[Digityus]

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't give a shit.

[iamonthetube]

i think someones mad because sxephil didnt reply to his comment.

:P

[JohnTheRidiculous]

sxephil lol

[Natesmusicvlog]

really peter....i love your parody videos but you really don't need to rip on sxephil...some things he does are a little spastic but you can be pretty annoying your self... so i really don't think you should be ripping on someone about things that you really can't prove

[laxinthe303]

This is the only funny video you've ever made, and you freaking KILLED it. 5 stars.

[Stixnstonez49]

Finally someone making fun of vloggers. lool

[tallbeauty]

I would write something but he's not gonna frickin read it.

[CheetahFuckYeah]

HAHAHHAHAH

[hairybalooncabbage]

arrogant much?

[RAZRLVR]

ur hot XD

[RanzerN]

i subscribed when you had like 1k subscribers... NEVER REGRETED IT!

(on my old account)

[Nicholasmegalis]

THE REASON I like Peter Coffin is because he knows how to stir the pot. Clearly he has his hand on the pulse, and he knows how to boil your blood. This is great stuff. Good work, Peter.

[petercoffin]

Thanks dude :)

[LovelesEntertainment]

I subscribed to him because.. he kicked himself in the balls.

[AlysaHJE]

hahahahahahahaha. great impersionation- i DO like sxephil, but he tends to get a little link-crazy.

[Babylons613]

i love this haha !

[coolcat998]

wow lol

[mskiwii]

This is so incredibly awesome, and if you want to know more of what I think go to the link in the sidebar

[link1340000]

LOL

[ii191]

comment

[wstraino]

That wasn't a link to list your entire book collection... I've been duped =(

[HangoverDoll]

hahahaaaa

[octavarium8818]

i like sxephil. but this was funny as hell.

[GrabbinChikinz]

some times.... i dream about cheese!!!

[daynebrooks]

Lol, video reeks of sxephil.

[kaytayftw]

l33t! lol i had a smile on my face the entire time. props for you

[AnthonyL35]

WOW that was funny

[deemered2]

I get it!! LOL!!! funny stuff!

[Hboycey]

IS THAT AN ELECTRIC CELLO?

[petercoffin]

Yes, but the background is a big photoshop!

[imapplhelper]

wtf is up with ya hair dude

[petercoffin]

It's bedhead. I didn't fix it before I did the video because I notice a lot of vloggers have bedhead.

[SelectedHandfull]

LOL love it.... love honesty and i HATE sxephil...like i really hate him...really...

[cowtipper11]

I didn't understand this at first. But now that I do...I see the humor and creativity. Great job, haha.

[Nicholasmegalis]

Well butter my ass!

[petercoffin]

Toast mine and add garlic! Mmmmmm! Garlic ass!

[GuitarHeroBros27]

ur gay

[JoBrosSuck12349876]

This guy is so wierd. I mean, he's SO WIERD! That Lady GaGa one with the bulge is so sexest. If you agree with me, do "POOR" in the ratings. That's what I did. The only vid. that I think is kinda funny is the New Moon one with that Voultori guy, but I don't remember his name.

[jheison49]

dude no

[LydiaKelso123]

lol that was a good impression of sxephil....i still watch his videos tho

[BBridget511]

I was thinking the same thing

[JimmerSD]

I just clicked a link in the description and in opened up a virus file that made me write this stupid comment in the comments file that you obviously will never read.

Very crafty Peter.

[MidgetMadness0]

omg i love how many times he talks bout a link in the description.

[Mistertbones]

You're voice somewhat sounds like Mike Nelson of MST3K!

[petercoffin]

I've watched one of those. "Manos: The Hands of Fate" was the name of the movie, I think. Very funny!

[Skajakwajar]

PC, very PC :)

[fu3ar25]

sxephil lmao

[ResentfulButtocks]

... ehhh...

[sitsolve]

lol dude

[xIamBigDx]

Lmao... i get the joke. this is funny as hell..

[irocz0r]

You could make it more cliched by using annotations to point to the lamp and indicate that "I love lamp".

[niny322]

LMFAO!!!! dude you are amazing

[marilyn19show]

worst nightmare I ever had?? dying drowned...

[TheRealRslive]

you r shakin ur head like a retard :D

[punkpasta123]

LOL im pretty sure hes making fun of sxe phil

[Rodney17302]

Hey alternate universe Peter... or should I say XKAIDSMEL, just wanted to say that was very inspiring... and thanks for reading my comment

[TaylorErinn]

they're all to your twitter.

-_-

not impressed.

:/

[CommentorX]

I'm leavin a comment insulting your comment and calling you stupid, because I have nothing better to do than pick fights with random YouTubers! Go check this out:

*completely redundant link to my crazy porno cam site*

[DottieCVaughn]

are you talking about phil? lol

[CommentorX]

Omg *generic comment blaming the Jews for 9/11, how Obama has lied, or how Radiohead sux, misspelling misspelling*

*Claim that I'm really a hot girl who likes to masturbate*

*Link to my crazy porno cam site*

[petercoffin]

HA!

[wheezywaiter]

OMG! "thing you said that was clever" I literally lol'd!

I know what you mean about X new teen fad. My sister is sooo into it.

I have that poster! o_O

[Trogdor003]

Im kind of confused........

[andymcgaffigan]

i've found that the answers to all life's questions can be found in the sidebar. just posting a comment to let you know.

[itsbrad212]

like it :D

[Georgemanly]

I like the impresion of youtubers ;)

[ArnBucketeer]

Nice violin!

[likeacanvas]

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma

[XxAdeliOxX]

why do all the links link to twitter?!?!/! :(

[petercoffin]

Because it's part of the joke. Why would I have real links when this video is a complete joke? :D

[XxAdeliOxX]

oh ok i thought u were being serious ay

[TheRealRslive]

forced

[TheOptickid]

@TheRealRslive your ass was forced by your dad

[petercoffin]

Forced like air conditioning, the best kind of forced.

[Crindles]

Im pretty sure the background is green screened. The TV screen doesn't change, and it looks weird :P

[marvin264]

Hehe awesome video. :)

[5assedmonkey]

This is the kind of humor we(me and the other me.) loves!

[Gpuss]

he he he there is medication out there that can help you with this Peter :P

[wottarotta]

I had to watch that twice it was so confusing trying to read all the shit and then you talking. It was all too much.

[petercoffin]

Then you didn't get the joke.

[wottarotta]

I got the joke.

[Renaa991]

Did you know that Shane Dawson is following you on twitter?...cause i did!! lol thats how i found you!! haha lucky you!

[petercoffin]

Yeah! He followed me after telling me he does respond to comments. Which is cool of him!

[Renaa991]

I have never seen him respond to comments :\ but thats cool that he does! and you are extreamly lucky that he is following you!! lol

[GustavoMorenoo]

leave me a comment leave me a comment leave me a comment leave me a comment STFU aready!

[jessmaybailey]

you know it's a joke, right?

[taylorebabycakes]

your cute :)

[TheLadySmoke]

hahahahaha.. You make the hottest tranny EVER! <3

[thedancemetaltwins]

I fucking love you Peter.

[missiheartashley]

maybe you should get a haircut that doesn't make your head look like a cardboard box.

[Nicholasmegalis]

Maybe you should type something that doesnt make youlook like a piece of shit.

[Nicholasmegalis]

And Im talking to missiheartashley, btw.

[petercoffin]

Thanks Nick. Apparently they don't get that I left my hair in bedhead mode because a lot of vloggers do that!

[forsalebypwner]

oh hi phillyd

[iamannonomous]

creep gives you one point but, the messy hair gives you a 4 so ... that adds up to a 5/5 lol

[lost2199]

yay decemberists

[korn2disturbed]

all your twitter page smart but I'm not subbing ):

[ROKU131]

ur hair is weird

[xld3000]

this is funny...hope SxePhil is watching cus this is exactly how he is.

[lphillips84]

I hope it gets around to all of the popular vloggers because this is how the majority of them act. I mass unsubbed to most of them. It gets annoying and redundant.

[Nicholasmegalis]

Love ya man.

[calebdoleire]

Horay For Vampire Weekend!

[couchman44]

wow that shit was crazy. peter coffin rules best vlogger ever LOL :) :) :)

[Grassdragoon]

@patrickcoffin

seriously?... he was fucking making fun of Vlogs.... going by ur name i assumed u were a coffin fan and wud fucking understand his humor..

[petercoffin]

That's my real life brother Patrick! You should check out his videos, he was just being sarcastic.

[EpiclsME]

How to be a good vlogger:

be random

be stupid

have a million cuts between you talking

[patrickcoffin]

Peter... I thought you didn't like the guys who just got popular by overdoing community engagement.

Maybe it's just me... but this video seemed a little like a vlog. It seemed like you kept directing your audience to leave you comments about their thoughts... and to click the links on the sidebar. You haven't changed your style to get more views have you?!

[Palmcrusher]

i hope you are trolling.

[petercoffin]

He is joking, that is my real life brother. You should check out his channel!

[Grassdragoon]

lol shit, really? I'll take a look then, I really cudnt tell he was being sarcastic lol.

[roboimp]

whats with ur hair?

[SgtMaj0r]

wow thats a great radiohead picture

[showmein]

this is me leaving a comment you'll probably never read. if you do read it you should leave me a comment about my comment, just go to the link in the side bar......

Peter your a funny guy keep it up

[petercoffin]

I think he meant question of the day!

[DawnAnnaHarmonySD]

yoiu have pretty eyes

your welcome

-peacez

[petercoffin]

Thank you!

[honkiebonkie]

lol 1:01..parody of ray william johnson?

[LovelesEntertainment]

The only way he could've nailed it more is if would have posted a picture of boobs, or a girl in the title.

[alek244]

:)  -

[taratazo11]

hahahahah

[Shadowdancer21b]

Yeah, what's with Vloggers begging for ratings and subscriptions and some even have the gall to beg for donations! Geez. This was a good lampooning of them Peter!

[freidenfelt81]

love it peter. ive seen through so much of this bullshit with vloggers lately and it drives me nuts how they pimp themselves out to everything and demand stupid comments they wont read to cash in or 5 stars or 1 who cares just click it, and all the gay ass links to each other. irritating

[19Becka]

I'll pay you to put your link in my sidebar... 0.o

[richeygfd]

lmao tht was a dead good lol ..like how u put annotations on 5 stars for everything and fav everything i.e. "fav this video cos im a lamp" loooool

[DeliriumReal]

LOL hilarious...

[WillyTheWong]

Exelent video!

[jonathannewbrook]

What's with your hair? lmao.

[MisterRozz]

This is awesome. It's spot on!

[umwtflindsey]

"my names only one syllable long, and you just got crappy catched phrased."

hahah nice job on the sxephil parody there.

[julesx822]

no sponsor of the day?

xx

[petercoffin]

Not a direct parody of Phil, just elements! Thanks though

[crashtest1012]

That's hilarious. 5/5 and favorited. I did what the vid told me to do... Like 18 times. Haha.

[lllunatix]

looks like a green screened background

5/5 for no reason

[GrabbinChikinz]

you cant "tell him what you think" when your on the welcome screen.... 2:22

[FearStrudlePastry]

Why are you green screening your background?

[petercoffin]

Because I don't have any of those posters, nor do I have that many books or a violin.

[FearStrudlePastry]

So just show your actual background?

[petercoffin]

They are part of the comedy, so I don't see how that would be good.

[therantmaster101]

all your links are to your twitter

[jealousjessie]

someone had to say it. :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Peter.

What about the lyrics to a song going through your head at the moment, in the links on the left?

Now,let me send you a video reply.

[acreativealias]

hahaha i got it straightaway, like i love sxephil and everything but i totally understand how easy is it to make a parody about him :)