Opie & Anthony: Ted the Bee Expert

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Jimmy's sound effect for pummeling the bee hive is almost as good as his Kodak camera noise.

[Coolio867]

Oh my god. That lady's opening line gave me such douche chills. Massive douche chills.

[prontoshadylane]

@Coolio867

shut up, that wasnt even bad..

stop using the shows lingo

[mrbeelzebub]

Ted > Chip

The truth

[rebby333]

@mrbeelzebub Uncle Paul > Ted > Chip

[mattymatt54]

i miss ted

[tacoland2000]

and i shay SHooOOOO!!!

[zacklyzun]

the first sentence sounded like a bad chip joke

[Akirathedon92]

I pretty much shit out my kidney when he said 'They think they're god has arrived'

[dipsetscooter]

PESKY BEE EMPORIUM@!

[milwaukeenic]

wow my chest hurts from laughing so hard!!

[dougieUU]

3 dollors a bee lol

[USAKiller49]

RAAAAMONE! Angela needs a dick in her mouth!

[drivepro]

and genitles!

[Murderermarv]

Opie could have used ted yesterday.

[IncredibleGoliath]

Nothing scarier than a whole PACK of bees.

[LtStarkiller]

And the money comes a-ROLLLLLLLLLIN' in! 

Fucking Jimmy.

[Wafe88]

"A DOOGA DOOGA DOOGA DOOGA DOOGA"

[FartScrap]

I crack up when Jimmy says "SUREEE" in character.

[UltimateRockGods]

Ted Rules.

[ajr4888]

It seems like Angela has a rather large deposit of sand stuck in her vagina...

Maybe Ted could open an emporium that deals with the removal of said sand....then maybe she wouldn't be such an uppity cunt all the time.

[angela1894]

Ted's vagina-sand-removal tools emporium

[MrFreeman420]

@angela1894 ha, not funny, cunt

[Tulkastaldo]

Ted is the greatest "wacky radio character" ever. I usually picture him as Norton but with a really bad hairpiece.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

And a hitler mustache.

[hunghunk2006]

LMAO 'ah booooo...' Yarsh you're the fucking man!

[angela1894]

There's no way Norton comes up with this stuff off the top of his head, he probably writes it all the day before and rehearses it. Nobody is this quick-witted

[Bgoff27]

Don't confuse quick minded comedians with borderline retarded people like yourself....you fat dummy.

[angela1894]

If anyone is borderline retarded, it's you

[TxBoarHunter]

BRAVO Angela! What a come back. You and your many many degrees are serving you quite well.

[Yarsh29]

well now it just looks like you're trying too hard...

[angela1894]

It's not my fault that what I typed seems complicated to you.

[XxSTICH666xX]

Yes it is. You were shot down and now you try to sound smarter by using bigger words. Go jump off the empire state building your 105 year old cunt.

[Ferreira018]

Actually he does come up with it off the cuff, I've seen him live twice, and he constantly gets into arguments with callers and makes them look stupid with his quick comedy timing.

[TxBoarHunter]

You are such a fool. You purposely leave negative comments in order to get attention in response.  Can't get any attention in your real life can ya?

[drivepro]

You stink.

[drivepro]

Angela with numbers. you stink. Go away

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Angela, why can you not comprehend the fact that he might be that witty, and therefore, he can come up with things on the whim. He is not perfect, and will bomb, and he admits it. Is not honest a good thing? Is it because of his humor, you think he is not quick witted? Please, explain. Mind you, I am not name calling, nor am I making fun of you, I simply wish to know why you would think Norton cannot come up with things on the whim?

[Murderermarv]

Yarsh, you need to make a devils creek vid.

[Takerkid14]

That Ted is as good as getting bees as he is as getting Ghostsssssssssssss.

[MoPapparani]

jeez, that's a reporter? what a *BORING* voice!

Glad Ted was there, taking time out of his busy schedule to take care of the situation...

[TxBoarHunter]

Young man, Ted is a helpful fella in many situatuons...The reporter sucks a massive black dick....Ted is a good boy for "flailling" his arms in an angrely manner during his job duties

[demondragon45]

ted is a vary busy man to deal with beeeeesssss but he'll have to deal with the beeeeessssss ghoooooosstttttssssss

[LaCokaNostra81]

Awful News Voice,

how come the gamestop just didn't use a code??

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