Achmed the Dead Terrorist singing "Jingle Bombs" with lyrics

[Marcia3011]

so funny

[PHILTAYLOR2011]

if u dislike this ur nuts wil keep falling off

[girrox007]

thanks i really like it!

[CFGDRUMS]

RANDOM

[MODERNwarfaredude123]

I an gonna sing that on cristhmas that will be screewed!!! :)

[Minecraftjonas666]

LOL best song ever

[hollzies334]

I love it so funny

[Miickerzify]

100 accounts of Bin Laden dislike it :))

JK! :D

[BurguerKlng]

100 :) didnt like lyrics sry men

[maxm2317]

YOU RACIST BASTARD!

[TheThetromboner]

I did this for my school talent show I changed it a little (I'm in eighth grade) and won first most likely because I dressed up in Iraqi clothe then made a gun sound ripped off the costume and was wearing a skeleton costume

[puffhaha123]

well bin laden mit have taken them with him to hell 

[brandylion01234]

SO FUNNYYY!!!!!!!

[randomeness30]

haha  my fav song

[lancebrothers]

This song never gets old NEVER!!!!!!!!

[dhtxras]

A classmate kept singing this in class. Yeah, he almost got suspended; but totally worth it♥

[leannervin]

OMG!! I love this song!!! I sing it every day! I laugh every time I sing it.

[myjb56]

Thumbs up if you were listening to this right after the first time you watched the Christmas special

[brockman47]

lol



[xdutchpwnzx]

Bin Laden has never said that the virgins woman's are...... it could be man.......!!!???

[crazyminecraft8147]

Its a skelly lol

[Zhuyanxu]

Good song

[shapiresixx1]

Wow...... Thts funny

[eetje1208]

hahahaha i love it! <3 XD

[HarryPotterWhizz]

I don't think bin Laden will ever get round to giving him the virgins that he promised him lol

[AngleOfDeath499]

I dont understand how this is racist it's HILARIOUS

[MaulerzInc]

96 People were in Iraq at the wrong time.

[xXawesomedude999Xx]

@MaulerzInc 99 ppl actually

[jeffhardy6ish]

@MaulerzInc 99 actually

[LittleShorty567]

i love it!

[PistolOnTheCob]

@missbadromantic33 no one cares lolz have a laugh

[dragongrrl3]

Dude I had this song in my head forever

[bonah77]

hahahaha rofl :)

[sailorella05]

Thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off stop looking u perverts u can look but not touch gitarguy

[MollyWaffleLover]

96 people are guitar guy doing drugs back stage

[0498hannah]

my ass got blown off LOL SO FUNNY

[Drownmegood]

LOLOLOL. o 0o;!!!!!!!!!

[Lewis123454x]

96 people are terrorists

[sassystar33]

Haha I luv it!

[lid358]

that is so dam funny

[MrsLazybones5]

Thakes to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off ha ha ha ha

[cuteprincessaf]

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!

[camanshe45]

lol im laughing my ass off

[MonkeyBrains1127]

Silence! I kill you! thats my ring tone for my Boyfriends number!!! this song is for my dad's number!!!

[LadyMaskedAvenger]

Hehe! Merry Christmas! <3

[1112nath1112]

Bin laden ain't comi this year

[youdontknowme325]

Its not Funny!

[Copyright1897]

Lepšie jak tie ostatné sračky ;DD

[coldrose813]

i wish they had this on itunes :P

[2nant]

Happy christmanhanakwanzaka

[4evrpurple]

Haha! Love this song! And it would only be racist if Achmed said something about Muslims or a race of ppl. The only ppl he spacificly mentioned were the u.s military ppl. It is defiantly NOT racist.

[witchgirlrangergirl]

@4evrpurple and uncle sam

[ShugoVampire10]

That was scary. Well, MERRY CHRISTMAS O.O

[Vmt16]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HANDGRENADES EVERYONE!!!

[fluffiejacob]

Its only racist if you think all terrorists are Muslim

[danoclubpenguin]

Technically it's not racist it never says anything about Achmed being black he's just saying how he got killed by the US military.

So whoever says this song is racist is hellagay

[darkterrorist23]

i love this song!!!!!!!!

[thx2memyselfandI]

THIS IS SO RACIST TO MUSLIMS I AM ONE 2 AND MY FRIENDS WHO AREN'T MUSLIMS AGREE WITH ME

[MissBadRomance33]

@thx2memyselfandI LOL, I'm a muslim and this is funny shit. Have some humour.

[HeavenRaeDumbledore]

@thx2memyselfandI It's not racist it doesn't say anything about Muslims. He says that he got shot not my people got shot. lol

[SPRassassin]

there is a pain in my ass for watching this video 10000k times

[WhiteRaiden2014]

ass funny as it is (pun) you should've paused the lyrics while Achmed wasn't singing

[onlyoneloveFun]

HE SAIS ASS :P

[JaaakeV1]

This is classical jokes about taliban LOL

[liam3215]

what the fudge

[yg12345able]

achmed is sooooooooo funny

[yg12345able]

face book

[AllyssSings]

ill kill justing beber

[AllyssSings]

ahhhhhhhhhhh dashing through the sand with bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plane for justin bebeir in iraq

[prettygirl052297]

I GOT SHORT IN THE ASS BY HE US MALATRY

[shaymin567]

JINGLE BOMBBSS! :DDD

[LucyLovesWeird]

95 people are dead terrorists.. 

[yg12345able]

this is sooooo funny

[wewereleft4dead]

Achmed for president

[sgmaf981]

@wewereleft4dead if achmed became president then im imagining WW3

[speed9865]

<3 this video!

[SexyAngel79]

This never gets old.So love Achmed.He is my all time favorite.Peanut is second.Happy Holidays everyone and all the best for the New Year!

[kenkaish]

merry X-mas everyone

[SexyAngel79]

@kenkaish Same to you and all the best for the New Years! Stay safe. :)

[leonardnimoylover1]

EPIC

[SilverAssassin1347]

i love Jeff Dunham, achmed and walter are my favorate

[InfernusII]

Why isn't this licensed?

[johnnnyboy123f]

Lmao

[Magimax101]

Lol

[cojo8887]

like if your other tab is facebook

[1112nath1112]

@cojo8887 exactly



[MrChriskenser]

@cojo8887 very creepy how you knew -_-

[bigfootexp99]

it I keel you



[mincraft113]

i yust lat every time

[analovermint]

So funny and a catche song

[KeleiaColemanProduct]

my friend showed me this song in class, and I fell out of my chair!!!!Lol

[chaywonna]

i saw it in maths and fell off my chair  and i got attacked by books

[zerilli1313]

i was lauphing so harh i fell of my chair

[zerilli1313]

@zerilli1313  hard

[zanetheawesome123]

@zerilli1313 lol me to



[tashaissocoollike1]

Lol my ass off

[GBIExpress2002]

the first song was funny

[kick071]

look up my dog fenway

[snake1234566]

good



[smileitscrunch18]

why the fuck did he get through check point A?!

[EmmettsCountry]

Hahahah I memorized this whole song last year and kept singing it down the hallway at school.. heheh

[wiitard01]

92 people got their ass shot off by the us military

[SuperTiffanyTran]

Hahahahahhaha funny

[ThatCuteGirl99]

JEF FA FA DUNHAM. :3

[fireyjax79]

"It not Funny"!!...No... Its HILARIOUS!! Wish there was MORE ACHMED Lovin' 'em....Thankyou :))

[TAVEMIESTER]

Fuck off foxybear88 or i shall blow u up ;)

[foxybear88]

I think that this is retarted

[Devilfox0954]

@foxybear88 then ur gay

[zombies1238]

@foxybear88 you must be arab

[11235Johnson]

@zombies1238 im arab

[peacewhale1022]

I <3 jefffffah dun ham

[XxDAB3AST1xX1]

U is funny!

[xShirinBeautyx]

he shud say yingle bombs

[UndeadKiller18]

Wheres The Virgins Bin Laden Promiesd Me?

[XxDAB3AST1xX1]

This video neva gets old i keep watching it i all ready no da howl song.

[XxDAB3AST1xX1]

Dats funny u should make one about the japenese

[MysticShadowofDeath]

You can buy this on iTunes.

[TheAl4242]

my moms having me make a christmas playlist for when we decorate the house.. you know it is just too damn bad this song is so not apropriate for my 6 year old brother...

[readsomebooks666]

@TheAl4242 Screw that man, buy him earmuffs or somthing, this is to good a song to pass up, buy a tranquilizer shot, that's what my cousins did in 1999... I think... it may have just been 8pm. Nah.

[madbaum]

achmed for president

[TheNikki1483]

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!:)



[AikBella]

My new christmas song! :D

[alavonman1324]

I KILL YOU!!!

[TheSlime99]

needs to be hitler one xD

[ret6840]

I thought achmed died from setting his bomb to early, not from being shot...

[jamesfazakarley]

@ret6840 he says he only got shot not died from it

[NisOnDrugs]

@jamesfazakarley He actually say that they shot him dead at 1:01

[97WolfQueen]

My name is Sam....

[annebabii4life]

hahaha hahahhaaa im litteraly laughing my mutha-fawkin ass off ahahahahaa lolz omg dude this is the shitt !!!!

[ZXre334XZ]

@annebabii4life.....I think you'r over doing it a bit.....

[annebabii4life]

@ZXre334XZ o ok

[LightHunter01]

lol

[souleyes11]

Me and Brother: listenong to operation ground and pound by DragonForce.

Me: listen to this instead XD

Brother: no!

Me: puts on jingle bombs

Jingle Bombs: ends

Brother: again!

[awesomeblueberry67]

I'm going to carol this song to every house I go to

[blader8844]

240p we meet agian



[13Mikalicious]

i'v realized a few things wathing this, achmed has no balls. noone saidc the virigns would be women ! (they could just be lil boys!) and who wants 2 teach 72 virgins how 2 have sex ?? not a reward by my view !

[ali4dentist]

I liked this even though im Iraqi

[MrVolcanoes22]

achmed will never get his virgins now!

[DizzyPurples]

Awesome

[DizzyPurples]

Jingle balls

[confluence6]

lol

[eraofstatic]

Who said the virgins had to be women?

[damionagerman]

@eraofstatic lol funny

[3kornrocks]

So singing this parody in chorus!! I love getting weird looks!!! My friend Danni is so in on it too!

[00wassup00]

50 likes and i'll sing these lyrics at my school christmas concert.

[mrgingerthomas]

@00wassup00 i did that asy year i had to do a solo on it so i sang this song 4 weeks detention

DONT DO IT !!!!

[Codmaster382]

thats funny

[hvmvfilms]

So cool

[jamestraver13]

the us military likes this

[MentalPatient302]

oh i am so playing this song at christmas =D

[mypi2222]

thumbs up if netflix or the show made u watch this!!

[Proxyfoxy345]

This ducking comedy LOL

[Man44ist]

Silence I kill you

[MiriamManson0]

må være det dummeste jeg har hørt på lenge. tragisk og flaut at denne sangen ble laget.

[OptimusLTZ]

I KILL YOU!

[sora222012]

89 people got shot in the ass by the us military i guess there balls keeping falling off everytime they cough

[PrinceHabbo]

@sora222012 i think you meen 91

[TheToyreviewer24]

89 people got shot in the ass by the us millitary

[superlilly551]

hmm i like pizza......

[iron1161]

f-ing awesome

[8901andi]

This is awsome.

[13Mikalicious]

WHER DA FUCK MY VIRGINS !!! XD

[rsopata09]

SILENCE I KEEL YOU!! >:(

[freedom999able]

omg i luv it

[GreekScykoTV]

Thumbs up if you think the guys comment bellow me SUCKS

[huntingforbroccoli]

MY NUTTS FELL OF HELP I WILL CALL 911 (911 person) this is 911 .what is your emrgency (osadinbinladin) HELP MY NUTTS FELL OF AFTER I COFT !!!! (911 person ) what? your nuts fell of? (osodinbinladin) YES YES HELP MY NUTS!! *3 minits lader* sr whats rong MY NUTS FELL OF !! ok then let me get some glue and stapols *1 stampol* OWWWW YOU CUT NAILING MY NUTS  but sr do you want your nuts YESSS *dies* X( lol

[ZWolfGirl333]

i like this song so much it's so funny it's on jeff's dvd

[1995MRMONKEYMAN]

Lol you can Hear Jeff Dunham sniggering

[Drakki100]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OMG ;D

[deideisgirl59]

i sang this on Christmas and got grounded for a week =( singing it was fun though =3

[fatkidincoat]

Dashing through the sand, with the bombs wrapped to my back, i have a nasty plan, for christmas in iraqi. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, and thats when i got shot in the ass by the U.S military.

[FireTheHedgehog11]

it's cowel not towel

[TheNicklovin101]

my friend mohamed kept singing it in class today silence i kill you lol

[Satanailla]

That's when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military...

Oorah!

[Taisy100]

ausome song ACHMED

[raksh99]

rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[juliagobert]

i love this song its funny best Christmas song ever

[MegaGermanshepherds]

I like Jingle Bombs. It should say Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs I got killed with a pocket knife in the chest.

[shadesaubry]

Untill now I thought achmend was bin laden

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