Deus Ex 3 Greatest Hits

[danish211]

Roadhouse.

[DN4etERnity]

well shyeeeeeet!!!

[Taktical11]

I never asked for hits....

[bruser526]

press 1 then pause right away, any1 else see the shock wave that punch gave off???

[SashaSexyfur]

Never punch truthers! >:(

[zaker345]

"Greatest Hits" what? all i see is.... oh OH! HAH YOU FUNNY

[Xelig00n]

They actually did ask for this.

[benos]

happy 911.

[TheFaisalano]

LOL its 9/11 today XDDD

[kizerb87]

that 911 punch is too funny!

[koron44]

fist of justice

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

Well Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[Joshb81959]

Haha, when I saw that lady in game.. I thought it was a tranny. The accent cracked me up too.

[whosurdaddysuperfly]

Man I wish you could disable the fucking HUD in this game

[ColeVecsion]

shoulda punched out the hobo girl and be all

"and THAT'S for being a racist black charectire!" c'mon you already knocked that truther out, you gotta provide equal oppertunity justice! with your robo fists!

[Dimrain48]

When I heard the last part I thought it was an audio of yours, but today I was playing for the first time with my mother and when I spoke to that woman I was surprised to hear that, lol.

[StarmanHaxor]

That was an appropriate reaction to a 9/11 truther.

[Aznl89]

Jensen: I'm surrounded by morons ಠ_ಠ

[huecobros]

The last part made me LOL

[Xell9999]

Press 8 for 'Weeeeell shiiiieeeyut!'

[t50j50]

0:12 NO!

[BunnyknightX]

0:12 Fucking 9/11 Truthers...

[JSHADOWM]

0:00 Adam: OH NO SHE IS TAKING 10 torso damage per puff! i must stop her! *PWNCH*

[WorkForYourMoney]

0:22 I like how he just cocks the pistol, and you don't see what happens, but you know

[ZombiBuddy]

please do that to every fucking truther

[Jinjonator1]

One day left.

[WorkForYourMoney]

@Jinjonator1 my friend couldn't wait 1 day, so he tried setting his steam region to USA, now he's locked out of steam

hold on... Uploaded by Fathom216 on Jun 4, 2011 - these guys have cracked versions I presume

[InterEDGE]

i'll never stop sucker punching.

[TheSphinxNL]

I wish this was real life..

"You seem nice and all, but I'm not really interested"

*sucker punch out of nowhere*

"SEE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A WHEELCHAIR, BITCH!"

[SilmoneV]

I wish that move was available in Fallout 3.

“Hi dad! I’ve been looking for you…”

[Shovnarine]

@SilmoneV LMFAOOO

[vlaulz]

press 8 for "well shieeett"

[Dimrain48]

So you go mad and punch girls because they friendzoned you?

/v/ attempts real life.

[asomeman1223]

0:26 lol this is so racist

[geoffwoade]

hang on, this game hasnt been released yet has it?

[MartianBuddy88]

@geoffwoade It's from the Beta leak. A Eidos employee posted it online and Eidos and Square-Enix basically said "Fuck it, enjoy."

[geoffwoade]

@MartianBuddy88 haha, thats pretty sweet

[Aurakitsune]

press 1 then 4 to see a woman get punched so hard she turns into man (horrible sight)

[lordvivecjjj]

@Aurakitsune

I' ve seen ur mom

[JCDenton112788]

@Aurakitsune lololololl,

[Barwasser]

@Aurakitsune awesome

[WorkForYourMoney]

@Aurakitsune make a video of that and invert the image at the impact of the punch (with the cut) so the animation lines up

[Gemm6905]

@Aurakitsune Oh god my sides!

[Nick3889]

@Aurakitsune Damn that pretty cool

[Nathen58]

wow that guy that lost in that game he was playing got really sad :(

[MyReggieBody]

They never asked for this

[ilaglikehell]

This video expresses my feelings.

[meagherboy]

Should have shot the fag playing the handheld.

[MrXutech]

What a chilling and accurate portrayal of the African American accent.

[ESintu3]

@MrXutech Welcome to Deus Ex

[CalBro]

I don't get the hub bub about the black chicks voice. It IS Detroit.

[KStriz]

If only I had this in Deus Ex.

Mista JC Denton. In the fresh!

WHACK

[felix3322]

@KStriz Just thought I would say the Mental Image your comment gave me made me Grin.

[Aliensurfer80]

LOLYou just look at the guy and slowly pull out you gun. XD

[aps42able]

hey you some nice and all but i'm reeeeally not interested..

*WHAM*

you know who's behind these attacks on Sarif industries don't you? the same people who faked 9/11.

*WHAM*

WEEEEEL SHEEEEYUT

[wishings]

sounds like a dude's voice for the black lady at the end

[abram730]

@wishings Black woman don't sound manly enough to play themselves on TV.. in movies or in games.

It's like the mandatory homosexuality rule.

[Puglous]

Faked 9/11 lol

[TheGotikEngel]

press 8 for well sheeeeeyyt

[Gahning]

Falcon Punch, Punch!!

[Dude902]

That is the most exaggerated stereotypical black person impression I've ever heard and seen someone get away with.

[silversamurai621]

@Dude902 You mean besides pretty much any [Hollywood] movie made before 1940?

[silversamurai621]

Any pre-1940 Hollywood movie with a black person, of course. 

[Puglous]

@Dude902

Probably because A) it's a beta B) there are so many other black people in the game.

[habboi]

Couldn't resist making the end part a meme D: Well sheeeeeyyyyt!

[l33tpwnzord]

wow this looks shitty. take a hint from LA noire bros

[pwn00bz4ever]

@l33tpwnzord And have a cookie-cutter point and click game?

[silversamurai621]

@l33tpwnzord Nah, I'd rather not look at a bunch of faces that look like they were sculpted perfectly with clay, but were made ugly with people's knuckles and thumbs punched in afterwards.

[supersamurai107]

Not Interested? BOOM HEADSHOT!

[jestemnoobem]

Press 1 or 4 4fun

[tehverybestcomment]

Ahahahahah!

[Spartan043]

The four dislikes are probably from truthers.

[Superblaq]

That swing sounds lethal!

[ifarah12]

I didn't ask for this

[DragonSpikeXIII]

Our 2011 Game of the Year has been found!!!

[XenophobicAirport]

0:11 Thank you.

[MEGAXSTU]

0:11 Thank you

[Lisutbg]

What a rotten way to PUNCH.

[YehatTerminator]

Never again did the shareholders question Sarif's decision to make Jensen the head of Public Relations

[BrosephTincans]

When was the last time someone faked 9/11?

[Nixel85]

@BrosephTincans

--hears question--

PUNCH!!!!!

[XOmniverse]

They should just call this Orange: The Game.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

@MamaLuigi314 Yeah, the page was full of links to real news articles about global terrorism. The very top was headlined with things such as "Usama Bin Laden's activities" and "Clinton Proposes New Spending to Counter Cyber-Terrorism."

And the game featured the New York City skyline missing the World Trade Center towers. The explanation given by the developers? It was destroyed by terrorists. Later in the game you found out the government was responsible for many of the terror attacks.

[IvoninT]

@MamaLuigi314 Still you have to admit, that was pretty uncanny.

[larodem]

I hope every conversation in this game can be finished with a punch to the face.

[HDDDR18]

He was right about the 9/11 part.

[LgndryThndr]

@HDDDR18

no he wasn't, thats why his face is now a vagina.

[lgeass88]

Now this is how you really do a renegade interrupt!!

[101Rivo]

so funny

[alphadude500]

excuse me but i think we need to argue about 9/11 or religion or abusing women or racism or some other stupid shit

[Dragon555]

Fun fact: The world trade center buildings weren't in the original game released in 2000 because they had already been destroyed by terrorists earlier in the game's storyline according to developers! (And then they got destroyed in real life by terrorists a year later) *Puts on tin foil hat*

[Kritickos]

hi, TALK TO MY FIST!!!

thats how i end conversation, and rejections

[AlphaHawkP]

0:03

I've had enough of your snide dejections.

[CalenJones]

of course she just finished rummaging through the garbage bin.

[bigpoppa1234]

I think 9/11 guy tried to punch first.

[VickyHawk]

TGirl. LOL

[crazyrabbits]

This game is like the gift that keeps on giving.

[BloodDeathApathetic]

he knocked the shit out her laugh out

[boombasticaudio]

0:25 WTF.... who de fuck thinks black people still talk like this... WELL SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT...

[UnknownNilheim]

@boombasticaudio Some black people I know do talk like that, not that there's anything wrong with that. People talk differently, it's part of living in this diverse world of ours.

[macr0machine]

WELL SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[alexjyong]

@macr0machine I see a new meme coming up!

[lazix]

what a shame

[Czarewich]

Wait wait wait... I thought this was running on the CryTek engine 2, not the Fallout 3 engine!

[djbanizza]

0:23 - an iPad? Adam Jensen is a Microsoft guy ... !

[GrimaceGrunson]

I am now buying this game.

[UFT90]

What a shame.

[elementInfinitium]

Punching women in the face

Now acceptable in society

???

PROFIT?!

[bigpoppa1234]

thumbs up if it buffered at 0:24

[Strand0410]

That black woman is blacker than the entire cast of The Wire.

WIELL SHIET!

[smish34]

0:03

Adam Jensen keepin' it real 2027 

[fendnemecyst]

Loved it when Jensen cocked his gun at the guy next to the girl! :D

[crazybread]

What a douche bag boyfriend.

[spectreagent00]

So...that's not racist or anything, right?

[TheGreenLizard]

Racial Stereotyping AND the ability to slug 9/11 conspiracy nuts in the face?

Game of the Year.

[KH2Fangirl]

OMG LMAO

[ogzwqe]

there is no melee in this game, so gay =S

[zab135]

This is the correct response to 911 conspiracy theorists

[sirit]

I think the woman at the end is Clay Davis' daughter.

[JisakuJ]

What the fuck

[terk0iz]

WELL SHEEEYIT!

[Martin90no]

@terk0iz Hahahahaha xD

[IntertubeNinja]

What a shame

[SuperSonicSith]

@IntertubeNinja He was a good man.

[IntertubeNinja]

@SuperSonicSith Pussy Cats. 250.

[Skrimpish]

my punching arm is augmented SHO NUFF

[frakistan]

@okendido

DAMN the JEWS

[UnknownNilheim]

@okendido I commend you for having a comment that is both marked as spam and also has 30 upvotes.

[m1k3072]

I want to play!

[TheMightyLu]

@m1k3072 get the beta then...

[ThePhatIndian]

@TheMightyLu There's no beta available to download.

[AlSucksAtLife]

@ThePhatIndian Actually there IS a leaked preview build w/ about 12 hrs of gameplay.

[ThePhatIndian]

@AlSucksAtLife It's not a beta.

[AlSucksAtLife]

@ThePhatIndian Why the fuck does that matter? IT'S FUCKING DEUS EX: HR. AND YOU GET TO PLAY IT 3 FUCKING MONTHS BEFORE IT COMES OUT.

[ThePhatIndian]

@AlSucksAtLife It doesn't matter, I was simply correcting the person I was originally replying to (before you decided to incorrectly reassert the same thing).

Not sure why you are personally offended.

[Jaffa297]

Hahahaha!