PUPPY HAIRCUT!! (feat. cyspence)

[Spartacusvsklaus]

If it makes you feel any better I suck at first person shooters, I couldn't get passed level 5... With a very experienced bro. He wont let me play with him anymore =(

[randomizer1995]

I miss the darkness redness whiteness working properly :(

[Keanu034]

"i dont like blue people!"

does that men he hates smurfs?

[madtrenton2335]

WHEEEW!

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

Lol I love how he just randomly points at the camera and tells people "That's the audience" like they're going to understand what that means. XD

[iSirLincoln]

This was the first Lazy Vlog of Toby i have ever watched and for some reason have not missed one yet. Why are you so funny Toby?

[BloodRain784]

no the zombies r going to take over, the robots will be destroied by the zombiez awsome...... um.......pointy teeth or something.........akward.....

[hottdogger10]

"Darkness! Purple! Darkness! Purple!"

[ninjafury227]

you wanna hot dog?

yes

anyways

D=

[TureLights]

I would go to California just to visit Toby Turner THE LEGEND! and maybe do some other stuff..

[skatinanwaitin]

You hate smurfs?? I haven't seen the movie yet, so I guess I don't know if I like them either.......

[123narutobmjc321]

what did i do today... well went to school. school almost over went to gym class ran 1 mile back to the gym sweating alot got outa school and starting watching tobuscus.

[eatedbyzombies]

I really want a Tobuscus shirt, so when my school lets us have a week of no uniforms i can show everyone the epicosity and make them quiver with jealousy :D

[xxbooer47]

HELECOPTER?!! WHAT?! An invisible.. oh there it is!

[citrushottie123]

I LOVE TOBY'S PUPPY VOICE

[fpsgamer90]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[ilikejoebobyo]

looks like your high in this..

[matmct1]

how akward did that girl feel at the begining of the video..lol

[JakeBlunt165]

They're going to eat TOBISCUITS.

[jayfeather2]

cyspence sent me!!! lol

[hobflop00]

I think the 22 people that disliked were trying to like but couldnt comprehend or were getting a haircut

[selgmzfanforev11]

this is wat happens if toby tried to do the haircut: (me) Toby no put the scisors down now!, run Gryphezor run like the friggin wind RUN!!!! *razor whirring* (me) TOBY BAD TOBY BAD!! GRIFFIN U BETTER FREKIN RUN!!! * 5 min l8r* (me) no i couldnt save him... lol jk i <3 ya Toby idk how good ud cut his hair but... love ya

[Mrgreenheadphones]

eew you got spit on us

[shedafanichigo]

Im gonna have to remember to where purple today :D

[Glameyes1]

@shedafanichigo yous speeals wear wrongh! :D

[shedafanichigo]

@Glameyes1 OOPSE. Pffft, my grammer/spelling sucks. Sorry :/

[stupiddancey7]

does Steven have a dog?

[naruuzumakicosplay1]

Once you twurple you never go back(;

[BlissSlyOne]

2:15 if he walked by and said "I'M TOBUSCUS!" i would totally freak

[bob99774]

blob saw

[DuceSeigo]

damn chill all i said is he should not like i was complaining, you dont have to be an ass

[bakura06ryou]

Griffon is such a cool name for a dog :)

[etr89]

Toby!!! you must not get enough sleep...cause each video i watch you in it seems like your always tired,,,but i get it..you work hard and long hours...hahaha LOVE YOU STILL!!!!!!

[VioletWildfire]

Hotdamn,youaresohot Dx

xDD

[cloudywithachanceof]

I hate when one of the top rated comments is a reply...

[friendlyelites]

vince made 22 accounts and disliked this.

[opal0stone0red13]

maby u should grt him one and stop complaning

[DuceSeigo]

u should get a better camera

[demons1123]

@DuceSeigo  its his phone camera

[DuceSeigo]

u should get a better camara

[Ashleytheoneandonly]

that grooming lady probably thought 'wtf?' when he did the darkness, then redness, then whiteness intros

[DAROCKNUTZ]

"what did you do today?" "kicked a midget." Oh wow! you are productive!"

[squeelia97]

I have allergies but I never end up sneezing in your videos... it make me sad:(

[BrigitteMurphyTV]

i love how were the odience are we like in the camra lendsnsitting in it.

[YouCalling]

@BrigitteMurphyTV Audience. 

[kroppcirclelover101]

to. much. COFFEE!!!

[RosyCheeksOfMerlot]

Toby of whiteness! at 1.04 ^^

[ninjack864]

i think the cute dog with the mohawk is my aunt's toy poodle! My family is famous!

[Tobuscus33]

I fell to peer presure... ( I liked and commented) :O

[sanzuu1]

I just woke up, I'm so productive!

[TheMellish94]

Toby has glorious side burns!

[DarkChaos451]

oh Toby, I laugh at every single thing you say :D

[LeapingChihuahuas]

5:28 WUT DID HE SAY

[papoose317]

im sick soooooooooooooooo

[robbiefrantum]

Just saying. I have idolized this man for the past 2 years.

[pencilalchemist]

I was whatching one of your dead space lp vids. and I sneezed, AND IT WAS THE ONLY VIDEO YOU DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOUR FACE...I was so offended. I'm pretty sure a t-shirt would make it better tho...

[Gabithaified]

okay, ive got pepper, and then when your video ends, i sneeze -.-

[Pauolin]

I'm THIS close to getting some cinnamon just so I can finally sneeze during a video.

[sophieICupcakes]

1:01 WOOOOOOOO

[mickeydubbeldekkers]

lmfao i actually sneezed right before the outtro of darkness then redness then whiteness, which was lol.

[Bumrush815]

A helicopter flew over my house just as the helicopter flew over him in his video... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

AUDIENCE IS FINALLY TRANSCENDING TIME AND SPACE WHATTT!

[To411u]

He just barelt said Boop at the end.

[Karroljoy1]

That other guy scares me

[Cailey1Olson4]

i love how public he can do this !!! and he does care if he looks stupid or not xD

[platypus7412]

@Nait6661 no way! I was at disneyland today too!

[kolton98766]

YOUR BLUEISM lol

[thatbigtallasian]

tobuscus: so whad tou do today

me:i raped your dog when you walked away

tobuscus:OH WOW THATS PRETTY COOL lawls

[Nait6661]

I went to Disneyland and I have to catch up! wheeeew! >:D

[TheEyes629]

@Nait6661

Hahaha, I know what you mean. I just came back from 6 weeks of summer camp, and I'm missing my Tobuscifix.

[DMNC21]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the same nickname as my friend how will the world carry on now

[AshSnook]

it always occurs to me that you say youre going to finish the video four minutes before you finish it.

[Games1219]

I LOVE YOU TOBY :O 

[emileeExtreme]

Purple is my favourite colour!

[openhand556]

@emileeExtreme Mine too My room is almost the same color as his shirt

[awesomeifyable]

@emileeExtreme yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZShadowStormZ]

i miss san diego, i moved so fucking away from it....texas dammit, i WANT SD!! and toby hahahaha ive been foloowing your videos for a long time man hahaha keep it up

[Emicious]

@ButtMonkey325 Gracias

[Mosuckra]

HEY! I'm awesome toby. I'm awesome. (Name's Vince by the way.)

[superkid685]

"what did you do today?" "well, i-" "wow thats awesome!" "lol?"

[TheQwertyDrink]

"Did I intro?" @5:16 of 6:34.....

[flightlessbird01]

when he said hotdog my mom asked me if i wanted a hotdog!

[CharVids]

Haha I hope Vince was watching this :)

[Clubpenguin4400]

You mean you were about to go eat some FREAKING PISTACHIOS

[superxblades]

:) ha Super A.D.D.

[MangoFrozen]

I like how that guy is like, 'I'm not with him.'

[POINTEdancerjeter03]

Children's place sponsor!

[DarkestLullabye]

Invisicopter! :D

[BigDaddyTheX]

Purple be my birth stone color : D

[stenzilla95]

Purple is mah Fav color

[kensiekinz]

4:45-5:08 = my favortite part

[Tulten]

Does sleeping for 15h counts as being productive?

[cowpie224]

Toby! I would totally play zombies with you!!!!!!!!! I probably suck as much as u do :p

[jdepp102]

OK, do you live in Cali? 'Cause I'm going in, like, 2 months!

[heidijoe77]

Sorry my Dr. who finished downloading so I will watch you later! Don't fall in love in Seattle! You'll catch a cold!

[alindh013]

3:23 Toby: "So what'd you do today?"

Me: "Moved to my new place."

Toby: "Oh wow that's pretty cool! Wow, you are productive!"

Me: "Why thank you! (="

[Nightlyzzz]

Wow , I ate at that train place when I went on vacation 2 years ago. That's epic.

[creetopia]

Dammit! Thanks to EmoFizz and Butterflybeth89 I gotta go back through the thousands of comments to find what you two are talking about!

[zachster69]

Duuude.. Toby's ADD makes me laugh so much.

[swiftfan188]

tobys a cutie ;) like if u agree so he seess!!!

[KrIIklaNe]

wait, toby sayd: "i do youtube...".

[011Cheer]

@KrIIklaNe so what

[juliamango21]

i noticed that you are holding us with your right hand, and therefore without your usual IRON GRIP!!!!!!

[ekj598]

awesome

[chryshtagross]

*Daydream* Why are nerds so cute?

[LittleMKing]

Does Toby and Grifsor remind anybody else of Finn and Jake from Adventure Time? :3

[natsings42]

awwww puppy is so cute :)

[LJ0117]

I love your face, Toby. Bless it right off.

[ItsMeAgain1001]

i always check how long left of the video is when he says outro of darkeness etc haha usually alot left :L

[iTrixztair]

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[cimihighlander]

Can we have TOBUSCUS AUDIITE T-shirts?\

[twich341]

tobys not gay is he im just asking

[Kalaban80DK]

@twich341 ...ijustine...

[twich341]

@Kalaban80DK what r they together?...sorry i just started watching

[RetryAgainAgain]

Toby has inspired me. I am going to become a pilot, fly over his house, and drop a package on his doorstep that says: "Oooo look a Tobuscus!" And while doing so I will say over the intercom "And if you look to your right you can see the most important man in Hollywood."

[hawk5797]

Why is there an ad that says One click for a roman orgy! ......what the hell

[RETROID4500X]

did anybody notice that theres something shiny in his mouth?

[lilbatman636]

turple! woo

[megansuzannexoxo]

I PEED WHEN YOU SAID YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ZOMBIES. I FREAKING LOVE ZOMBIES. SO. MUCH.

[FilthyRainbows]

@TheMegamuffin97 Not old enough for Toby to say 'if you sneezed during this video, bless you' :/

[jackoghost]

if you hate blue, why you wearing a purple shirt then?

[LecTrixOutcast]

@jackoghost They're different colours..

[jackoghost]

@LecTrixOutcast to make purple you need BLUE and Red, so its was a question where you have to think further then , they are just different ;)

[DarkChaos451]

@jackoghost no, that's to make violet. Purple isn't a single colour, it's all the colours between red and blue. I learned that in my art class :)

[gunnerdude1293]

@jackoghost cause purple is purple and not blue...?

[darkfranky6]

@jackoghost stupid question..

[7Keno7]

toby has made me really want a piece of gum right now

[ThePsychGamer]

@TobyTurner What kind of dog do you have

[CherryBlossom7o7]

HE HAS NO SHAME LOL I LOVE THAT !!!!!!!

[ShannonMarie543]

england needs people like you!

[cballet315]

COME TO NEW YORKKKKKKKKK

[glibfull]

I suck at zombies too.



[ShannonMarie543]

I would kill to be the dog at 0:16

[V3GAdigi1]

SUNSET HOT DOGS!! GOD I MISS LA :(

[alexstine05]

I think that If I were sitting down eating lunch and I saw this random dude walking with a camera and talking to it with different voices I would be afraid.. COME TO IOWA >:D

[V3GAdigi1]

COFFEEBEEEAAANNNN!!!!!! I LOVE

[moron991000]

i hates blue people to

LoLZZZZZZZZZZZZ no there cool

[13Jjay27]

Apparently drinking butterbeer is productive...hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow! :)

[AKARafa19]

HES LIKE SPARTAAAAAAA

[AKARafa19]

omg press 4:51 repeatedly LOL

[Bumblerz]

Did anyone else notice that YouTube is now Darkness Redness and Whiteness?..

[Gianster98]

I got robbed today. I didn't know that was productive, also, I'm watching on my phone because they stole my laptop

[Waddeell40]

go to 4:50 and turn auto-captions on. just wow

[ladytiger325]

Toby I'm wearing darkness redness and whiteness today and I didn't even think about you have to give me a shirt

[149276fields]

The vid was excellent but I could do without the tagalong guy.

[acreativealias]

4:53 shit was lost

[o0OreidanO0o]

"Audiite"?? O_o

[Anobeseturtle]

Toby has no shame of yelling at a camera while walking around.. lol

[mcdaid12]

boo

[hellsing4life]

SEND ME A SHIRT!!!

[BroadcastNevvs]

Can you see the dislike bar? Me neither..

[Cheesegivesyoudreams]

TOBISCUITS.

mmm.

[lucious212]

@Cheesegivesyoudreams Or as the A-iPhone would say: TOBISCWITS !! ^_^

[mrbean760]

@Cheesegivesyoudreams they should make them with tobysface on them

[Cheesegivesyoudreams]

TOBISCUITS.

mmm.

[poppo212]

Audie UNITE

[beandog97]

TOBUSCUS!!

[azile94]

I did not like or comment on this video...

can i have a Tobuscus shirt please? ^.^

[azile94]

Vince disliked this video 18 times

[ShabbyHalfling6]

I liked and commented

[omgKEWL]

I totes wanna play Zombies with him

[marcuschookt]

Screw the Blair Witch Project, if Toby did one of those horror movies it'd be way better :D

[WorldwideCat1]

he said like and post a comment in order to win a HELICOPTER

[radaja2003]

i was sad to bits when I saw that this video is short,then I got even more sadder because Toby is better then me,cause im sad to Bits,haha Bits haha.TOBY!

A CAT CAN KILL 3 PEOPLE WITH TWO PAWS! YOUR BRAIN IS HURTING!

[samdaman979]

i think toby himself might need a haircut

i wonder if this is how he talks when he's off camera :p hahaha