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  • Funny how Christians insult you so much. Goes to show how much "morality" religion provides.

    I'd take it up with Microsoft if they reported me for that.

    1. It's a factual statement. If Jesus existed, then he is obviously dead.

    2. There's no vulgar language in it.

    3. The people that reported you harassed you, so if anyone should get banned/penalized it should be them.

  • why are christians so hateful?!

  • i misss halo 3

  • jesus did die..... just saying

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  • Lol u mad christfags?

  • PLEASE ADD ME, my gamertag is GR1MC0RPS3!

  • lol omg

  • my gamer tag was blackboy4029 and i was forced by xbox live to change it for Free! New gametag- bustanutlikacracker

  • Jesus did indeed die... that's what is so remarkable, God actually knows what it is like to be human and knows what it is like to die. But, it didn't end there... He ROSE from the grave IN VICTORY over death to GIVE us victory, and is alive today!!! (Phil 2:6-11).

    Instead of the Body of Christ being one Man, now all who believe on Him are indwelled with the same spirit that indwelled Him (Jn 1:12; Acts 2). Had the forces of darkness known this, they would not have crucified Him (1 Cor 2:6-8).

  • @BreathOFLaminin stop please dont put this on here im atheist and so are others if it isnt to much to ask just put it on your channel if not ok

  • @BreathOFLaminin

    Christianity is bullshit, and The Bible is the best-selling fiction novel of all time.

  • "i'm a christian and i take offense to that. now let me shoot you in the face"

  • lots of love!!

  • My Ears Hurt because of voice...

  • LOL I Cant believe im still watching this video :P lol kool video bro xDD

  • @JesusDiedLOL They didn't let you finish. It was Jesus died lol..but He rose again soooooo the joke is on the killers! lol

  • "fuck you Jesus"

    hahahaha

  • I think this is funny I personally am a Christian but overall its hilarious BTW for the people that do believe in Jesus he was Jewish so some of that jackasses on your vids just make themselves look stupider lol nice vid funny

  • People are so fucking dum. Jesus ? Who´s that ? your imaginary friend ? Omfg just wake up and stop being explore by religion...

  • yes! i love your description especially since the "jesus is not dead are you gay" being your favorite cause i about shit my pants. fucking ignorant humans.

  • 0:51 NICE.

    

  • @HxUxMxAxN HA YOUR FUNNY :)

  • 382 people were jews

  • @MastuTHEIF Amazing! How do you know this?

  • @MastuTHEIF Jesus was a jew.

  • Yeah dude you are gonna go to hell cuz this jesus guy knows your gamertag!! LOL

  • Typical Christians.

  • This is why I believe Christians need to be systematically exterminated.

  • @Aslwyn How Ironic. Radical Christians wanted to eliminate Jews. You, as an (radical)Atheist as I presume, want to eradicate Christians. Isn't that somethin'?

  • @humafrag So because I think Christians need to die, that makes me an Atheist? That makes sense.

  • And God said let my son die, and it was so, and he saw that it was funny. Amen.

  • hahaha Jesus Died lol? It should be Jesus Died sadface. hahaha love that guy Jesus Died :'(

  • @stitruoyemworht  that was me bro

  • It's funny how people call you a Jew and want to kill you. They must not be aware that Jesus would have been an Asian Jew if he actually existed.

  • LOL "EVERYBODY KILL THAT JEW"

  • They're all so whiny with their nose plugged. so glad I bought a ps3

  • haha fucking awesome! haha this proves how close minded christians really are, according to their flawed history he did die.

  • @xomiakas

    Contrary to popular belief, believing in something doesn't inherently deserve respect (no pun intended).

  • I left out "God Bless You"

  • LOL fucking WONDERFUL. I love you jesusdiedlol. I especially like the part about "everybody kill that jew". You are my new mother fucking hero.

  • Is that still Your Gamertag? JESUS DIED LOL?

  • My nickname is "Jesusismywhore". And if anyone doesn't like it: what are you going to do about it? There is no god, grow up. We will insult your imaginary friends as much as we want and you can;t do anything about it.

  • averagedayonxboxlive.wav

  • Apparently youtube has a better sense of humour then Halo Gamers according to the dislike bar.

    But anyways i would like to thank you for uploading this it made me day.

  • yup, I'm happy to be no longer christian... this proves how the majority of Christians are borderline retarded.

  • thats how christians go to heaven!

  • 1:37 that is what every christian should respond with.

  • I wonder how did you get to come with such hilarious idea, haha. I saw this while back when it didn't have the annotations, and man, that sure adds it a lot more fun.

    Ohh Halo players and their deep faggotry and stupidity. Though there are some cool people there :]

  • ppls are soo stupid in halo 3 thats why i dont play play xbox live on halo 3 halo is lame

  • roflmao ppls are soo stupid in halo 3 thats why i dont play play xbox live on halo 3 halo is lame

  • rofl

  • that's americans for you!

  • LOL @american fanboy christians

  • HAHA who the fuck gets that mad over that? It's religion you fucking morons, everyone has their own beliefs and obviously some people think yours is bullshit but don't get mad at them. People are too sensitive these days. Grow a fucking pair.

  • XD I loved this!! My gamertag used to be FetalD3v0urment.. :( Xbox made me change it. Ah, well.. It's GarrottedHarlot, now. I wonder how long I'll be able to keep that one.

  • religion sucks cock

  • Its funny cause they are all over reacting to nothing since religion is a lie and all your gods dont exist if your such a idiot to believe is false lies like god and jesus then your dont deserve to be apart of the human raceplan and simple

  • Religion is funny.

  • He said jesus is a bitch???? D: 3:16

  • Love how most of them sound like rednecks.

  • Wow, Christians and all religious people are so up tight, You made more profanity remarks towards what his name was than I've ever heard coming from a Non-religious person. I think you's need to re-think your prioritys in my opinion. And Besides, Half the world is at war due to religion. So think on that one.

  • "yo dude, ur gamertags pretty cool" hahaa

  • LOL I swear i heard somebody scream FUCK YOU JESUS. WHY ARE YOU HATING ON JESUS

  • It's interesting how many antisemitic remarks your name caused.

  • I find it hilarious that so many people got bent out of shape over that name, because dying was the whole POINT. You could have been mocking Satan with the gamer tag, because according to Christian Theology, the death and resurrection of Christ was what defeated Satan.

    These people weren't just jackasses, they were ignorant of the meaning of their own theology.

  • The irony of all this cussing out in Jesus's name... Who would jesus call "a fucking faggot"? This isn't about any belief, it's pretty much about bullying those in a group different from your own.

  • I laughed. Hard. Godamnit I hate the retards that plauge XBL...

  • I feel for you man my gamertag is "HolocaustPorn" lol.

  • Make your next gamertag "My Kid Has Downs LOL"

  • Is it true? ARE you a fucking jew?

    well that shit ain't funny anmyore hhnnnnngggg

  • I'm going to use a nickname similar on pc games... thanks dude, you were an inspiration to me

  • The people that take offence to your name aren't acting very Christian like. That being said I'm a Christian too and have to admit the responses you get are funny. I pray that your humor doesn't go overboard because if you keep this up chances are you'll get hurt. God bless.

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat This is Xbox Live, people say a lot of shit but they're not gonna do shit about it.

    God B. Less.

  • @JesusDiedLOL I like how most of them call you a Jew despite the fact that Jesus himself was a Jew, they're devoted to a religion they don't even know that much about.

  • you sir are a fucking legend *gives cookies* :3

  • @oxELLISxo Thank you, this video is proof for why before anything else I mute everyone in a pre-game lobby.

  • @ejb626 same here I'm sick of all of these stupid dumb asses and douche bags that play xbox they need to learn a little something called respect

  • @JesusDiedLOL I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU KNOW

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat My nickname is "Jesusismywhore". And if anyone doesn't like it: what are you going to do about it? There is no god, grow up. We will insult your imaginary friends as much as we want and you can;t do anything about it.

  • @xomiakas Well I believe in what I believe and you telling me there is no god won't change that. I wonder what YOU are gonna do about it? Why don't you grow up and respect other people's belief rather than insulting them. Hell I know this is pointless seeing that I'm replying to someone this ignorant but whatever I like seeing flame wars, I'm gonna go back to work now and be productive for society. I suggest you do the same.

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat I'm not trying to make you drop your religion by force, I'm just laughing of your stupidity. I love to ridicule these beliefs and expose them for what they are. And if you're happy being indoctrinated in that stupid shit - fine. Just don't think for a second that your belief is going to make me stall before mocking your insanity. I love to make stupid people feel stupid - that makes them doubt their stupid beliefs and it's all that's needed to make an impact.

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat *laughing at. Ignore the rest of the grammar, I'm was in a hurry.

  • @xomiakas No biggy, I don't feel offended at all, I just replied yesterday cause I needed an excuse to procrastinate. I won't and will never take your ignorant opinion seriously. I'm replying now cause I think you should check out cracked dot coms article on 4 idiots who show up wherever religion is discussed. I think you'd find it interesting. Enjoy : )

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat " I won't and will never take your ignorant opinion seriously." - You're like the antithesis to the scientific method... or the perfect example of a stupid human being.

  • @xomiakas Ha ha. This argument is funny.

  • @JesusDiedLOL It's not even an argument. And it's over.

  • @2Sexy4MyPhat...is that a threat?? not very christian of you.

  • Hahaha, I love it when people respond in the most ignorant manners, and are like I HATE YUZZZ, U DONT BELIVE IN JESUS URRGGGG. Fucking retards, I'm glad you did this so they ignorance can bring amusement to my day.

  • Best gamertag ever, no exception.

  • lol great vids bro! =] um i was wondering if you can send me your new gamertag thru an inbox so i can add ya and we could play halo or reach?

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a Hooker?

    The look on their face when they're getting nailed..

  • I'm talking from their point of view but listen to these fag hating jesus lovers, i hope that when they reach the fucking gates of heaven. God will tell them, they didn't accept gay people for who they are and therefore lost the ticket into heaven :)

  • i love how they call him a jew. i do beleive jesus was a jew too =P

  • I love that name! Jesus is a asshole! and has no dick. 

  • I disagree with sexism.

  • hahahahha, but Jesus did die, isn't that the entire point of why Jesus is special?

  • If the Christian tells you you're being offensive towards them just say:

    "Well then forgive me" - Bill Hicks

  • master troll is master

  • "Filmed by Jesus Died LOL" hahahahaha

  • You're stating a fact, how can they get offended?

  • @Bahamut2218 I think because at the end of his gamertag, it says LOL. Just a thought.

  • Jesus died?

    ur going to hell man OH LAWD!!!

  • lol, religion.

  • Ladies & Gentlemen: Xbox Live.

  • This is the best gamer tag i have ever seen

  • Awesome video! Did you usually respond to the criticism and stuff that you got or did you mostly play with your mic muted and just listened to it for shits and grins?

  • @Licetrainer A majority of the time I did not respond.

  • My favorite part is where they say, "Fuck you, jesus!"

  • to be honest, even if the intent was to offend, the name tag is honest, and under ideal conditions, may lead one to examine the bible, which is cool with me as a born again christian.

  • If ever I start playing multiplayer fps games, I want you on my team. With any luck, the enemy will be far too busy camping you to notice that I'm stealing the flag, pushing the cart, capturing a base, or whatever the map requires. Honestly, I think it's a funny name. It's basically what christians say every Easter, especially the ones passing out chocolate. Of course, if Jesus didn't ever exist, your name would be logically unsound. Next time, try J35U5 D13D FTW! (or just Jesus Died FTW!).

  • You are my hero.

  • I'm making "GodIsntRealLOL" right now. Will you play team doubles with me in Reach? :)

  • @kdawghomie i will!

  • Lol I think this is hilarious.

  • I love how a gamertag makes the majority of the people on this video think that he's gay. ..Religion...gay...religion joke-gay...im not seeing the relation here XD

    I could see how it could be offensive, but the whole -gay- remark is getting old and makes you look immature. Almost like ChuckNorris overuse.

  • I find this video hilarious and I find how sad it was to hear some of the peoples reactions! prop to those who actualy "LOL'd". I once had a gamertage named Tupacisalive and everyone would always be either like "no he isn't! idiot" or "omfg I always knew he was alive" It was quite entertaining but this is pricless, if someones going to get defensive over there beliefs cause of a gamertage then they are just a fail! nuff said M8!

  • I don't get what's the big deal lol omg

  • lol I really don't get why people are so mad about it

    

  • Oh my gosh. This was so great.

  • hahaha

  • lol, thats awesome

  • lol. Someone's name just got stolen :|. Wow, it truly amazes me how sensitive some people can be about Religion. What a bunch of bitches. lol

  • "Yeah, but he died for you."

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at anything on YouTube, ever in my life. Not just at what he said, but the way he said it.

    Also, fuck religion.

  • 0:47 What did Jesus do?

  • I fucked your mom last night

    "I did to, I did to"

    its not gay if its a threeway XD

  • HAHAHAHA, I am jealous of that Gamertag.

  • Yeah, One pensioner built a boat and got EVERY single kind of animal on it (IN TWO'S) but Evolution is impossible?????????? Some people take it way too far :)

  • It's funny cause they try shooting "jesus died LOL"

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  • lol they think they are going to report him. great handle

  • is it just me or dose it sound retarted when people dont say "L"O"L". and instead say it like a word

  • lmfao i love his gamertag lol so awesome. i love how theyre calling you a jew when jesus was fucking jewish lmfao <3 i love americans

  • @Turinssbb If you can find countless pieces of evidence, fucking do it.

    "Normal" is perceptive, clearly to you the people who like my video aren't normal, but to me they are because they're just laughing at something they find funny. We can't help what we find funny. And this, my friend, is fucking hilarious. If I made twenty something people feel bad in the video, i made up for it by making thousands happy who watched this video.

  • @Turinssbb Sure it does, I made people laugh as a result of making some people upset. People are going to get upset anyway, you might as well make them laugh while it's happening. And like I say to everyone who claims to have found evidence, provide it or get the fuck out.

    By the way, was "dumbass" supposed to insult me or something.

  • @JesusDiedLOL i dont need to provide shit hahaha, im not trying to convert you. Buh-bye.

  • @Turinssbb You won't provide evidence because like most people who say Jesus existed, you just say it because you want it to be true and know there's nothing reliable out there to support it.

  • @JesusDiedLOL Ask an intellegent jew if jesus existed. They'll tell u he did. even though they dont believe he was the son of god, they DO know he existed. bam in yo face now stop talkin to me.

  • @Turinssbb "Ask an intellegent jew if jesus existed."

    Citation needed.

  • @JesusDiedLOL Christian nut jobs, there's no arguing with them, just keep making them angry and get your lulz

  • @Turinssbb You suck let him be.

  • Whether jesus existed or didnt exist is purely irrelevant to you laughing at someone else's death. jesus did exist (we dont know whether he was the son of god, but i could put countless pieces of evidence regarding his robe of which they found etc.), and its disrespectful to others laughing at someone that was supposed to be a symbol of hope and righteousness. It was obviously wrong for others to call u such names, but the world we live in today isnt friendly (sadly).

  • Everyone kill that jew. They really said that. Goddamn it, people on the internet are dumb as shit.

  • as a matter of fact i believe that even science doesn't argue about the existence of jesus of Nazareth. he was in fact a real figure.. the controversy is about his "powers" and existence as the son of Jesus, and his Virgin birth. so jesus did die. lol

  • Wow that guy at 1:56 had 666 in his gamer tag, *sigh* Christians they never get wiser.

  • Besides the fact that jesus never existed, lets say he did exist, and died for our sins, 3 days later he was alive again....what a noble sacrifice -____-

  • now that wasn't very christian...

  • The only reason someone would use the name JesusDiedLOL is to piss people off. So obvious troll is obvious.

  • did He died?

  • seriously what the hell do they teach in church school, jesus did die...and apparently it was for you psycho bastards to take your sins, blah blah blah, and got resurrected,blah blah blah, and now your pissed at this guy who said that your religion made sense? I'm sorry sexual harassment pastors but you'll have to teach better to rape little boys under your brainwashing.

  • time to madden the masses

  • eh, may not be my favorite name, but I wouldn't be one to start insulting you over it. Unless someone takes personal action against me, I could care less. If I go around insulting someone who may have an offensive name, I am no better, if not I'm even worse then the person who had the name in the first place (be it they did it intentionally to be offensive or not). That is what Christianity taught me

  • Great name bro! great name! 

  • lol this video made me take Christians less seriously.

  • @antipopboner you took them seriously in the first place?

  • @rullerofmaggots my parents are christian and i have to respect them for that :\

  • @antipopboner

    trust me, I probably facepalmed about 50 times in this video.... and I'm christian XD

  • Reading the bible? Spoiler: JESUS DIED LOL

  • I'm glad that this is how they defend their Jesus. With all the faggot and the bitch and the cock sucking and the death threats.

    Way to go!

  • @TheSolarClipz

    Its people like this who give Christians a bad name... -__-

  • @Tarbtano its christians like christians that give christians a bad name.

  • @HEYdontTOUCHit

    I'm sorry, did I offend you in some way?

  • @Tarbtano nah i just thought it was funny.

  • @HEYdontTOUCHit

    what was so funny may I ask? Is it my faith?

  • @Tarbtano dont start this, you're only gonna sound like an ass.

  • @HEYdontTOUCHit

    how? I was merely asking at the start if I had offended someone, and now I was just curious what was so funny

  • @Tarbtano no your trying to be an internet tough guy. you just want me to say some thing you can use against me to try and make me look bad. i merely made a joke, now can you please drop it.

  • @HEYdontTOUCHit

    ? Honestly, not trying to pick a fight. Sorry for angering you

  • I love the few people that just crack up at the gamertag.

  • @TheCasualEskimo

    shoot, i cracked up at the GT and I'm Christian XD

  • kkk great video ^^ funny nickname :D and hurray for atheism XD.I love to make fun with religion just to see they reaction and the ones in this video are great

  • 1) Putting it bluntly - Jesus didn't die, because he never existed. Just face it.

    2) Did your religion, that you defend so much, teach you insulting others? That's like crossing oneself with one hand and hitting someone with another at the very same moment. What a hypocritical world we live in?

  • @szafi18 1)actually many scholars believe that jesus existed based on documents and on some evidences, but thats it... he was just a man like any one of us... no "son of God" thing...

    2) I agree with you on that point... and to be fair the whole thing about "if you dont believe in God, you go to hell..." makes god seems like a childish dude... if he existed and if he is like they picture him... I would not like to spent eternity with some childish deity...